I do not own anything in these stories. All rights go to the creator Chris Savino and the current showrunner, Michael Rubiner. This episode is a partial parody of another SpongeBob episode "Sand Castles in the Sand." The rights of that show go to the late great creator Stephen Hillenburg (R.I.P.) and its current showrunners Marc Ceccarrelli and Vincent Waller.
It was the morning of Saturday, August 9, 1986 in the Loud House. Lori, Bobby, Ronnie Anne and Lincoln were sleeping in the two separate beds in Lori and Leni's usual bedroom. Outside, a rooster crows in the distance before Lori wakes up, taking a stretch before she gets out of bed.
"Wow! It looks like another good summer day is about to fly by today!" Lori said as she quickly and happily gets up and throws her curtains open. She then turns to Bobby and Lincoln, "Rise and shine, everybody!" and Bobby, Ronnie Anne and Lincoln wake up.
"Hey, Lori. What's the holdup?" Bobby said as he woke up.
"Yeah, Mom. we're trying to sleep," Ronnie Anne said as she woke up.
"No, guys! Today's going to be such a fun day!" Lori said happily.
"What?" Bobby and Ronnie Anne both said in surprise and concern.
"Wait, you mean that we're going to be...?" Lincoln asked but suddenly.
"Lincoln, we're going to have to wait until breakfast to break out the big news today," Lori said after silencing Lincoln.
"KIDS! BREAKFAST IS READY!" Lynn Sr. and Rita both shouted as all the siblings notice their parents calling for them.
"We'll talk about that more later. Right now, I can smell the breakfast," Lori said.
"So do I, Mom" Ronnie Anne agreed, "Let's eat already!"
With that, they all head immediately out of their rooms with the other siblings, all in their pajamas, and went downstairs to the dining room where Rita and Lynn Sr. were sitting. Rita was setting the plates for everybody as she was filling them with eggs, bacon, sausage, diced potatoes and toast and was pouring juice into their respected drink glasses. Upon the smell of the breakfast on the table, everyone immediately sat down at the table and notice that their plates were filled with such a delicious breakfast.
"Oh, boy!" Lana shouted happily.
"Yay! Eggs and bacon!" Lynn shouted happily.
"Nice breakfast there, pops!" Luna shouted happily.
"Just what I need to start up another great summer vacation day," Leni commented romantically.
"All right, everybody, get with me and bow your heads," Lori commanded and they all immediately say grace, "Dear Lord, as now we break the fast, we thank thee for the night safe passed. Now grant safekeeping on our way. Good cheer and strength and health all day."
"Amen."
With that, they all then get back to their normal sitting position.
"Dig in, everybody," Rita said as they all started eating their breakfast, while they're eating their breakfast, they are amazed at how delicious they are.
"Mmm, mmm, mmm," Bobby said happily.
"Very good, thank you," Luan said happily.
"Well, everyone, I got big news to tell you all," Lori said while the family was eating breakfast.
"What is it?" Leni said to Lori.
"When we're all done eating, we're all going to change into our swimsuits," Lori said to the family.
"Why's that?" Rita asked Lori sarcastically, "Is it gonna be another hot day in Royal Woods, Lorraine?"
"What? No, it's not just that," Lori replied, "But because guess what, everyone?" she then gave out the big news, "We're all going to the beach today!"
In response, they all cheered upon hearing that they're going to the beach.
"YEAH! Surfing and Volleyball!" Lynn said happily.
"All right! I can't wait to hit the waves!" Ronnie Anne cheered.
"This is exciting news, we are going to have lots of fun!" Leni cheered.
"Well, I guess I could get away from my work as a dentist today so I can have some fun and feel young again," Rita said to herself.
"And boy, I sure could use a whole day to get away from that office job that I'm stuck in," Lynn Sr. said to himself.
"Well, eat up, everybody, because we've got a big beach day ahead of us," Lori said as the family continues eating their breakfast while drinking some juice from their glasses.
After they finished their breakfast, the kids thanked their parents for the morning feast and Lynn and Luan assisted Lynn Sr. with the cleaning by washing the breakfast dishes.
Once everything was finished in the kitchen, everyone started getting ready to go to the beach as they all went up to their rooms to change into their beach outfits.
Inside Lori and Leni's room, Lori changed into her red one-piece lifeguard swimsuit and goldenrod sandals while Bobby put on his red lifeguard swim trunks and paired it with a white T-shirt matching the lifeguard symbol on his trunks and a pair of white shoes with a whistle hanging around his neck.
Lincoln on the other hand, switched into his orange swim trunks and paired it with his red T-shirt and a green pair of flip-flops, Ronnie Anne put on her purple one-piece floral print swimsuit and purple sandals, and Lori put a fresh clean swim diaper on Lily and slipped a purple onesie on her.
In Luna and Luan's room, Luna changed into her swimwear consisting of her purple beach crop top with her signature skull and bikini bottom with horizontal stripes and black flip-flops while Luan changed into her yellow one-piece swimsuit with a gag flower attached to the waist area and a pair of yellow sandals.
Inside Lynn and Lucy's room, Lynn changed into her red one-piece lifeguard swimsuit and her and red, black, and white tropical hi-tops with a whistle hanging down from her neck while Lucy changed into her gray one piece swimsuit with a black-and-white-striped beach hat with a white flower and a pair of black sandals.
In the twins' bedroom, Leni changed into her light blue one-piece swimsuit that had a pink belt at waist with a pair of gray sunglasses and her pair of white and blue sandals while Lana changed into her dark blue one-piece swimsuit and blue sandals and Lola changed into her pink one-piece swimsuit and pink sandals with colorful pearl bracelets on her wrists.
And finally in Lisa and Lily's bedroom, Lisa changed into her green one-piece swimsuit, alongside her green snorkel and green sandals.
Once everyone got their swim attires on, they all got their beach items including their respective pairs of sunglasses while Lori then grabbed her purse which had her wallet that had some cash in it and her driver's license, the keys to Vanzilla, her diary with pencils, her camera with a film roll, her phone, five pairs of sunglasses (one for each in her family) and eight packs of SPF 50 sunscreen. Once they did so, they all went out of their rooms and got together in the hallway.
"All right, everybody. Are you ready to have some fun at the beach today?" Lori said to everybody.
Once again, they all cheered in response.
"YEAH! SURFING AND VOLLEYBALL IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER!" Lynn cheered.
"Can't wait to spend some time with the twins on the beach!" Leni cheered.
"Can't wait to build some beautiful sand castles in the sand with Lana!" Lola cheered.
"And us three lifeguards will be keeping watch of all of us!" Bobby explained in happiness.
"YEAH!/BEACH TIME!/TIME TO HIT THE SHORES!" the sisters shouted in happiness.
With that, they all headed downstairs to the living room to wait for their parents to come out.
"I have to say, sis. This is actually a great day to go to the beach today after all that mess we had to go through for the past two months," Luna said happily.
"You know, I actually look really good in a lifeguard swimsuit," Lynn said happily.
"Well, Bobby and I do, too, Lynn," Lori replied softly to Lynn.
"I'm feeling some good mood stuff in the air for our beach trip today," Lola said relaxingly.
"Hey, kids? How are you doing out there?" Rita asked.
Just then, the parents then come out of their bedroom in their beach clothes. Rita was wearing a coral one-piece swimsuit, purple sarong and white sandals and Lynn Sr. was wearing a light blue beach shirt with a wavy pattern, purple swim trunks and white and black hi-tops.
"This, I have to say, I can't wait to spend a whole day just being away from my office job," Lynn Sr. said happily, "Think about it, Rita."
"Yeah, Lynn. Just imagine it. A whole day away from the dentist and at the beach will sure feel like a break for me," Rita said happily.
"Well, Mom and Dad, I want to make a top ground rule for both of you," Lori said to her parents, "Please do not mess with any of our fun time while we're at the beach, okay?"
Rita and Lynn Sr. then nodded their heads in response.
"Thank you, because we all want a day away from all the stress caused by reality," Lori continued.
"Yeah, Lori, this beach day is going to be surfin' awesome," Lynn said happily.
"Hey, sis, we've got some waves to catch at the beach," Luna informed Lori.
"Well, alright, guys. I guess it's time to head to the beach," Lori said happily.
"Come on, everybody. We've got us a big day to spend at the beach," Bobby said as the entire family headed out the door and to Vanzilla where they put all their beach items in the back including their lunch basket and then they got in with Lori at the wheel with Bobby and Lily sitting with her upfront and Lincoln and Ronnie Anne sitting with Luna and Lucy in the van.
"All right, fellas. Beach time!" Lori said happily before she drove Vanzilla out of the parkway and onto the road to the beach.
"So, are you girls excited to spend most of our day at the beach like the others?" Lincoln asked them.
"We sure are, bro," Luna said softly.
"Two words. Absoultely positive," Lucy replied.
"Boy, they all must still be excited about the trip to the beach," Bobby said to Ronnie Anne.
"Yeah, they sure are, Dad," Ronnie Anne agreed with Bobby, "I'm glad Lincoln and I get to sit with Luna and Lucy during the ride. They're such great Loud siblings to be around."
"You know, Lucy and I would definitely love to build some sand castles with you, bro," Luna suggested.
"That sounds like a great idea, Luna," Lincoln replied.
"Two words. Sand and sun," Lucy replied again.
"Hey, Luna, do you mind if I lay my head towards your side a bit?" Ronnie Anne asked Luna.
"Of course, Ron," Luna responded softly before Ronnie Anne gets closer to her and lays her head a bit on Luna's side.
"Wow, you girls sure seem to be very nice towards our children. Especially Lincoln," Lori said softly.
"You all seem awfully quiet, girls. I thought you all would have been excited for this," Bobby said softly.
"No, I get it. We are all excited," Lana said softly.
"Yeah, we're all still excited," Leni agreed with Lana.
"Well, don't get too excited, girls," Lori replied to them.
With that, the others including the parents who sat in the back remained quiet for the rest of the ride.
Sometime later, they arrived at the beach they parked Vanzilla in the beach parking lot.
"Well, here we are, everybody," Bobby said to everybody, "Aloha Beach. The perfect summer getaway location for when it's a hot summer day."
Afterwards, the entire family got out of the van as they got all their beach items out of Vanzilla.
"I hope you all remembered your gear," Lori informed everybody.
"Relax, Lori. We've got what we need," Luan said to Lori.
"This is going to be so much fun!" Lincoln said happily.
"Goo!" Lily giggled.
Lola then informed them, "One rule. Please don't splash too much water on me!"
"Obviously that rule is declined, due to how often we head into the ocean," Lisa replied.
"Oh, okay then," Lola responded, "I do like getting wet on beach days though."
"This beach day is going to be fun and exciting," Ronnie Anne said to Lincoln, "Aren't I right, Lincoln?"
"Yes, Ronnie Anne, it's going to be fun," Lincoln replied.
"Hey, Mom, Dad, you coming?" Lori called for her parents.
And out of the back seats of the van came Lynn Sr. and Rita, as they grabbed their cooler and lunch basket out of the trunk of the van.
"Come on, Mom and Dad, we literally need you to complete our family beach day!" Leni called for the parents.
"Yeah! Maybe we should at least be able to have family time together!" Lana added.
"What are you girls talking about?" Lynn Sr. said in a stern tone.
"It means that Lola and I should at least build sand castles in the sand," Lana replied.
"Girls, there's more to do than just sand castle bulding," Rita said in a concerned tone, "I mean, there's surfing, volleyball, Frisbee throwing..."
"Come on, everybody! Let's get going!" Lori said to the girls, "I'd like to watch after you all like a responsible lifeguard should!'
"Yeah, the more time we waste, the sooner we have to go!" Bobby added.
With that, the entire family all went down to the beach area, carrying their beach items with them, with Lynn Sr. and Rita following soon behind them with the cooler and lunch basket. Once they were on the beach, they got everything situated and they started relaxing on the yellow sand. While they were down at the beach, Bobby was watching for any drowning people in the water since he had already sprayed himself with sunscreen while Lori was spraying Lincoln, Ronnie Anne and Lily with sunscreen after she put on some sunscreen herself.
"Feels good. I really need that sunscreen," Lincoln said relaxingly.
"That's right. You kids need it so you don't get sunburnt," Lori said softly to them before she turned to Leni, "Hey, Leni. How are you doing with the twins?"
"Doing good, Lori," Leni replied as she was putting sunscreen on the twins since she already put some on herself, "Already put sunscreen on myself and Lana, and I just need to put sunscreen on Lola. In fact, Luna, Luan and Lynn all put sunscreen on themselve just like I did. So have Mom and Dad. Oh, and Luna had already put sunscreen on Lucy and Lisa. So that means we're all good to go for our beach day today."
"Okay, thanks, Leni," Lori said to Leni.
"You're welcome," Leni replied before she turned to the twins, "Hey, Lana, Lola, how about a little game of..." before she brings out a Frisbee, "Frisbee?"
"Hey, that sounds cool!" Lana said happily.
"Alright! Something worth doing on the beach!" Lola said happily.
"Now run along, girls, and I'll toss the Frisbee to you girls," Leni said as the twins started running along the sandy beach.
"Ha ha ha ha ha," the twins laughed as they were having fun.
"Ready?" Leni said before she threw the Frisbee as the twins were running and laughing together.
A few seconds later, Lana jumps up and catches the Frisbee with her hands before landing on Lola all of a sudden.
"I caught it, Mommy!" Lana called for Leni as she ran up to the twins alongside Lori, Bobby and Lynn, "Wasn't that fun?"
"Yeah, It sure was, Lana," Leni replied, "Frisbee sure sounded really cool, but we shouldn't disturb Mom and Dad's relaxing time. Why don't we find something to do that's less obnoxious?"
"Like what, Mommy?" Lola asked Leni.
"I don't know, maybe we should all go play in the sand or something," Leni responded.
"Nonsense, guys," Lori replied, "There are plenty of fun things to do in the sand. We can draw, or practice our cursive writing, or...
"I know, Lori," Leni remarked, "We shouldn't mess with Mom and Dad's relaxation time. We should just let them be while we play in the sand.
"Wait! I know, we can make sand castles!" Lori suggested.
"That sounds great!" Lana said happily.
"Yeah, let's do it!" Lincoln said happily.
"No one's ever been annoyed by a sand castle," Lisa explained, "Therefore, I shall join in with you all."
With that, the entire family got to work on building separate sand castles. With Lori, she and her family started constructing a big sand castle, with Luna, Lucy and Lisa assisting them.
Lori then spoke to her children and siblings, "Nothing quite like the joy of sand castling, eh, kids?"
"Yep, you said it," Ronnie Anne replied.
"Nothing like building sand castles in the sand," Lisa commented.
"For once, I feel like a real breeze in the air," Lucy commented.
Lori then called for Leni and the twins, "Hey, Leni, how are you and the twins doing over there?"
"Everything's handy dandy in Leni and the Twins' Precious Kingdom," Leni said as she helped Lana and Lola with their sandcastle in addition to them adding seashells to their sandcastles.
"You know, Lana. There's nothing better than adding building a sandcastle together with our mommy," Lola said to her twin sister.
"You said it, pal," Lana replied.
"By the way, Lori. Don't let Mom and Dad get any ideas from us building sand castles," Leni said to Lori, "Like you said, we can't ruin their relaxation time."
"Uh, Leni, they're not relaxing in their lounge chairs anymore. They're building their own sand caslte now," Lori said as it turns out that Rita and Lynn Sr. were no longer relaxing in their lounge chairs and were now building their own sand castles.
"Oh, I don't think a structure like that can't protect our subjects, Lynn," Rita said to her husband, "What do you think we should do?"
"Oh, I know what we should do, Rita," Lynn Sr. responded before he and Rita decided to walk up to Leni and the twins.
With Leni, she and the twins have just put the finishing touches on their precious sand castle.
"Ahhh, nothing better than a precious sand castle with plenty of seashells for decorations," Leni said to the twins softly.
"Yeah, it makes me feel like a real precious princess in our precious sand kingdom," Lola replied before suddnenly, Lynn Sr. and Rita come up in front of them blocking the sunlight on them.
"Well, well, what do we have here?" Rita said as she and Lynn Sr. were standing right in front of Leni and the twins.
"Mom, Dad? What are you doing here?!" Leni said sternly to her parents, "Can't you see that the twins and I just built up a precious sandcastle together?!"
"Maybe you're not being clear enough with your sandcastle ideas, girls," Lynn Sr. said before he and Rita started kicking the sandcastle really hard, which not only destroys their sandcastle but also causes some sand to splatter all over Leni and the twins, causing the three to cough in response to the sand and Lola had no other option.
"LORI! MOM AND DAD RUINED OUR PRECIOUS SANDCASTLE!" Lola called for Lori which got her attention.
In response, Lori immediately ran up to Leni and the twins and their parents and immediately blew her lifeguard whistle towards her parents.
"Mom! Dad! What have you done to their sandcastle?!" Lori said in an angry tone.
"Hmmph, we were just trying to help them, Lori," Rita said sarcastically.
"Well, we don't need any help, you big twerps!" Leni replied in an angry tone to her parents, "You just destroyed our sand castle that the twins and I just finished!"
"Yeah, you two! This is your fault, not ours!" Lola yelled at Lynn Sr. and Rita.
Suddenly, an architect comes to them and said, "Here are those architectural plans you requested."
"Why thank you. Here's a little something for you," Lynn Sr. said as he hands the architect sand money which promptly disintegrates in his hands.
"Well, Mom and Dad, I suppose the kids and I should all just tend to the affairs of my own realm," Lori said before she turned to Bobby, "And I'll start by making myself the queen to rule by your side."
But in response, Lynn Sr throws a ball of sand at Lori and the siblings' castle, destroying it.
"Now, we're even, Lori!" Rita said to Lori.
"All right, Mom and Dad, have it your way," Lori yelled at her parents one more time before she and Leni both draw a line in the sand separating the parents from the siblings.
"Okay, everybody. Let's get this straight," Lori said to her siblings, boyfriend and kids, "Mom and Dad keep to their territory and we girls and guys will keep to ours."
"That sounds good," Lynn replied to Lori, "That way those pesky parents at least won't be able ruin our fun time just because they're jealous of Bobby and his daughter living with us."
"What did you say?!" Bobby said sternly to Lynn.
"N-nothing," Lynn said nervously.
"Enough blabbering around everybody," Leni commanded, "Let's build all of us a larger and better castle together."
"Sounds like a good idea, Leni," Lori replied.
"Yeah, let's do it," Lincoln added.
With that, all of the Loud siblings plus Bobby, Lincoln, Ronnie Anne and Lily all got to work as they all quickly build an even larger and better castle together.
While looking at their plans, Rita then spoke to her husband, "All right, Lynn, now this will show those Louds that they're not the only ones one who can build a castle!"
"Yeah, let's see them destroy this castle!" Lynn Sr. said as he and Rita both built a sand castle with spikes on top and a skull and crossbones symbol on the door.
"Well, everybody, we're going to have to build a wall just in case King and Queen Abusive get any funny ideas," Lori said as she and the other siblings start building a wall, but they then notice that Lynn Sr. and Rita's castle is over the borderline.
"Ahhhh, so you both built onto our side," Lori called as she ran up to her parents.
"So...?" Rita asked her.
"So, you don't ever do that!" Lori said in a stern tone before she cuts off the portion of Rita and Lynn Sr.'s castle that is crossing, "There! That restores the integrity of our shared border."
"You immature bitch! You've done it again! I'll show you what for, young lady!" Lynn Sr. said in anger before he builds a hammer out of sand and charges toward Lori and her siblings' castle.
"But what for what!?" Lori screamed in fear before her father attacks Lori and the siblings' castle, completely destroying it.
"There! Now, we're even... again! Young Lady!" Lynn Sr. yelled sternly at Lori.
Lori then spoke to her father quickly in an angry tone in response, "All right, guys! Let's make a big major rule here! No more destruction from this point forward, okay?!"
Lynn Sr. then nodded in response, followed by Rita.
"Okay, back to square one again," Lori said to herself.
With that, Lori and the Loud siblings plus Bobby, Lincoln, Ronnie Anne and Lily all build another huge sandcastle and Rita and Lynn Sr. do the same.
With the siblings, Luan was blowing a medieval horn made of sand and Lori and her kids were meeting with Rita and Lynn Sr.
"I hereby propose a non-aggression treaty to end hostilities between our two kingdoms," Lori said as her parents sign her sand made treaty, "Mom and Dad, by signing this historic armistice you have brought peace to our lands. May your kingdom prosper! Well, that went well!"
"Ha! It did go well! But not for you!" Rita said as she shoots a sand arrow at Lori's castle.
"Hey, what are you doing?!" Lori said in an angry tone.
"Yeah, what about the treaty?!" Ronnie Anne added in an angry tone.
"This treaty isn't worth the sand it's printed on!" Rita yelled at them as the treaty disintegrates.
"Oh, is that so!?" Well, if you think you can take down this castle, our answer is... let's see who is the superior parental couple!" Lori shouted back at her parents.
"We'll see about this, Lorraine!" Lynn Sr. said loudly before he and Rita build an army of knights and Lori comes up to them.
Lori then explained to her parents, "Look, Mom, Dad, I'm trying to be the nice mom around the family, okay? Please, just respect me and my family for once."
"No way, Lorraine!" Rita yelled at Lori angrily, "You're only seventeen years old and besides, you aren't even responsible enough to be a parent to the girls, or even Lincoln or Lily! You're just a silly immature childish young woman!"
"EXCUSE ME?!" Lori raised her voice back at her mother, "I'm old enough to know what's going on, and I AM responsible as a parent, and so is Bobby! You and Dad are just negligent child abusing morons who often ruin our fun for no reason wherever we go most of the time!"
"Yeah, well, we just often bring you both into your sisters' extracurricular activities to make sure you both get out of the house once in a while," Lynn Sr. replied in a stern tone.
"Well, it won't work this time, you two!" Lori shouted back in an angry voice, "Because, during the school year, it often made Lincoln's school grades drop and I had to be his freaking study tutor because of it! And every time something bad happens, you both just pin the blame on Lincoln and make it sound like it's Lincoln's fault even though it isn't!"
"You know, Lori, your father and I often try to teach Lincoln a lesson to make sure he behaves properly," Rita replied.
"Your father and I often try to teach Lincoln a lesson..." Lori mocked her mother then yelled back at her, "RRRRGGGHHHHH! You know what, Mom and Dad?! Have it your way! I don't need any help from either of you!"
Lynn Sr. and Rita then laugh menacingly, knowing that they were about to ruin the siblings' fun again.
"We'll see about that, Lori," Rita said menacingly, "Just wait until we get your hands on..." but suddenly...
It turns out that Lori and the siblings were loading a catapult, as the catapult shines, and Leni raised her eyebrow as she wielded a sand-made axe.
"Stop what you're doing, girls! No, please! Don't you do it!" Lynn Sr. and Rita shouted in fear, begging them to stop.
"Fire away!" Lori commanded as Leni chops the sand catapult rope.
"RUUUUNNNNNNN!" Rita screamed as the sand rocks from the siblings' catapult hurl towards them, destroying their sand army.
"Sound the alarm, Luan! Prepare for battle!" Lori commanded as Luan blows another horn.
In response, five more of the siblings, Leni, Luna, Lynn, Lola, Lana all emerge from their castle and start charging towards the parents.
"Let's get 'em, bros!" Luna screamed as they charged towards the parents who ran inside their castle.
"All right, everyone! Let's break down that door and get them!" Leni commanded.
"YEAH! LET'S DO IT!" Lynn screamed as they all started ramming down the door to the parents' castle.
Inside the parents' castle, Rita and Lynn Sr. were in danger, figuring out what to do.
"Wait! Lynn! Let's build a cannon!" Rita suggested as she and her husband immediately started building a cannon.
Around that same time, Leni, Luna, Lynn and the twins all break down the door and run inside towards the parents, only to find out that Rita and Lynn Sr. have successfully built a sand cannon.
"Oh hello! And goodbye,"Rita said menacingly as she pulls the cannon's string.
"RUN FOR IT, GIRLS!" Leni screamed as the others ran out of the parents' castle and towards their own as the cannonball chased them back.
"COME ON! QUICK! INSIDE THE CASTLE! COME ON!" Lori screamed as Leni, Luna, Luan and the twins all rushed inside the castle and Lori closes the door afterwards, causing the cannonball to stop mid-way and look both ways.
"Well, how do you like them apples?" Lori and Lincoln said menacingly to the cannonball.
In response, the cannonball goes over the wall and takes out the five sisters like bowling pins, knocking them out unconscious.
At the same time, Lori hears her parents laughing from atop her castle.
"You'll never win! Do you hear us!?" Rita said menacingly.
"We'll see about that!" Lori said in anger as she puts her thumb on a scanner, as she and the other siblings enter a high-tech planning room. Inside the planning room, they were analyzing the parents' next big move on them.
"Uh huh... mmm hmm. All right, I think it's all coming together now," Lori said before she turned to Leni, "General Leni! I know what we should do! We'll create a surprise military diversion and break through enemy lines. What say you?"
"That's a great idea, Commander Lori!" Leni replied in a salute, "Let's do it!"
"Yes! We'll ready ourselves immediately!" Lori replied before they all immediately build a tank.
Once built, the tank immediately crashes through the siblings' own castle and towards their parents'.
"Let's see how you both like our enormous giant tank!" Lori said in a loud voice.
At the same time, Lynn Sr. and Rita have built a robot that punches through their own castle.
"How about you try to beat down our famous robot!" Rita said in a loud voice as their robot picks up the tank that had all the siblings outside.
"Feel our power!" Lynn Sr. said in a menacing voice.
"Hold on tight, everybody! I'm about to unleash the tank's ammo!" Lori said before she presses a button in their tank, which blows up Lynn Sr. and Rita's robot to parts and the tank falls back down.
Just then, Lori emerges from the tank and sees Lynn Sr. and Rita inside their robot head.
"Well, Mom and Dad. Are you ready to give up yet? And Surrender to Lifeguard Lori?" Lori said before she blew her lifeguard whistle.
"Well, Lori, maybe you and your fellow siblings should just give up already!" Rita replied as she presses a button in the robot head, causing it to fly into the air with Lori still hanging on.
Much to her surprise, Lori looks down and sees how high up she is, before she suddenly slips and falls through the sky.
"Please, dear god! Let there be a parachute!" Lori said to herself before she pulls a sand parachute and starts floating gently down.
"See that, you two?!" Lori said to her parents in an eager tone, "I know what the hell's going on!"
"Hey, that's not fair, Lori!" Rita yelled at Lori as she was floated gently down.
All is fair in love and war, but not for you neglectful, abusive and uncaring parents!" Lori said as she pressed a sand button, which summons a jet waiting in mid-air with Bobby, Lincoln, Ronnie Anne, Luan, Lucy, Lisa and Lily all inside the plane and she safely lands right in the plane.
Therefore, the jet starts chasing the robot head.
"All right, Mom and Dad! Let's see how you like my legal guardian missles!" Lori said as she pushed the fire button, causing some missles to shoot towards Lynn Sr. and Rita's robot head.
"OH NO!" Rita and Lynn Sr. both screamed in response as they turn their robot away from the missiles and try to avoid them but they're still following it.
However, down below on the sand, a some of the beachgoers were alarmed at what was going on.
"What was that!? Come on, we got to get out of here!" Dana screamed as she grabbed her friend Jackie and they both run away from the beach.
Afterwards, more people on the beach scream and run away as Lynn Sr. and Rita continued to fight the siblings in their sand aircraft.
"Oh, yeah? Two parents can play at a game against thirteen siblings!" Rita said as she presses the fire button, causing some patriot missles to emerge from the ground and fly toward Lori and the siblings.
"JESUS CHRIST! EVERYBODY, HOLD ON TIGHT!" Lori screamed as she turns the plane down and does a loop, causing the missles to crash into the parents' castle.
"How do you like that, Mom and Dad?!" Lori shouted, "We Loud siblings can make it through anything!"
Suddenly, Lynn Sr. and Rita's robot meets them in the air.
"Uh oh!" Ronnie Anne said in fear.
"Your mother and I weren't going to do this to you kids, but you've left us no choice!" Lynn Sr. said in a menacing voice before he and Rita drop an atomic bomb on the Loud Siblings' Castle.
A gryphon was alerted by this and said, "Hey, Let's beat it, dude!" and he and the other gryphon fly away before the atomic bomb hits the ground inside the sand castle and explodes, destroying the castle in an explosion.
Lynn Sr. and Rita both laugh menacingly, but they are suddenly interrupted by Lori and the siblings flying their jet directly toward Rita and Lynn Sr.
"SAY HELLO TO OUR LITTLE FRIEND!" Lori shouted in anger and rage as she flew the jet towards the parents' robot.
As a result, the jet and robot collide, causing a massive sand explosion.
Once the explosion was over, many of the Loud siblings including the parents were laying on the ground in pain.
"Ouch, my butt," Leni said in pain.
"Ugh, my breasts hurt a little," Lori said in pain.
"Agh! My foot," Lincoln said in a bit of pain as everyone started slowly getting up.
"What happened?" Bobby said in pain as he felt his back hurting a little.
"Guys, we actually got carried away," Rita replied in pain as she and Lynn Sr. got up off the ground in a bit of pain.
"No, it's not just you," Lori replied, "We all got carried away. And it wasn't worth our time at the beach."
"Yeah, what started out as a fun day at the beach ended up turning into a horrible, brutal, nightmare for us," Lincoln added.
"And as the winds of time changed blow the silvery sands from our sand battle against one another," Ronnie Anne added.
"I guess you're right, guys. Let's never forget this lesson," Rita said as she and Lynn Sr. agreed.
With that, the whole family including the two Santiagos gets into a group hug together, knowing they are making peace with one another.
"Hey, guys!" Leni called for the family, "It looks like all of our beach stuff appears to have survived."
It appears that all of the family's beach stuff is actually okay.
"Wow!" Lincoln said in surprise.
"No kidding, sis!" Luna said in surprise.
"I had no idea our beach stuff would survive this whole mess," Lynn said in surprise as Lori went to grab a surfboard that they brought with them.
"Yeah, I understand that, Lynn," Ronnie Anne replied, "At least this whole sand castle battle mess is over."
"Ronnie Anne's right," Leni replied.
Just then, Lori came back up to them carrying a surfboard in her arm.
"Hey, fellas. I know it's been kind of a rough day at the beach," Lori said to them then suggested, "But why don't we spend the rest of our day at the beach surfing out with the big waves and building more sandcastles together and playing some volleyball? What do you think?"
The siblings and parents all then look to each other and knew it would be a great idea.
"Mom, I think that's a great idea," Lincoln replied happily.
"Yeah, time for some surfing!" Lynn cheered.
"Yeah, let's do it, Mom!" Ronnie Anne agreed.
"Yeah, Lori, let's get ourselves wet!" Leni cheered.
With that, they all started entering the water on their surfboards to catch some waves and have some beach fun for the rest of the day as a new song starts with Lori, Lincoln, Ronnie Anne and Lily riding on one of the surfboards.
"Aloha E, Aloha E (Aloha E, Aloha E)"
"Ano'ai Ke Aloha E ('Ano'ai Ke Aloha E)"
"Aloha E, Aloha E (Aloha E, Aloha E)"
"Ano'ai Ke Aloha E ('Ano'ai Ke Aloha E)"
Just then, three more surfboards come in and it reveals to be Bobby, Luan, and Lynn riding one of the surfboards, Leni, Lana and Lola riding another surfboard and Luna, Lucy and Lisa riding the last of the three surfboards.
A stringed instrument started playing in the background at melody as they were all getting ready to hit some waves.
"Hey, twins, ready to catch some waves?" Leni asked the twins.
"Yeah!/Yes, Mommy!" Lana and Lola said happily as the three went to catch some waves on their surfboard.
"There's no place I'd rather be (than on my surfboard out at sea)"
Leni and the twins were now riding the waves on their surfboard, enjoying the fun out in the waters as everybody watched in excitement..
"Lingering in the ocean blue (and if I had one wish come true)"
"I'd surf 'till the sun sets beyond the horizon"
"Awikiwiki, mai lohilohi, lawe mai i ko papa he'e nalu"
"Flying by on a Hawaiian rollercoaster ride"
"Hey, sis! You mind if we all surf together?!" Luna suggested.
"Yeah, go ahead, girls," Lori replied, "We're right behind you."
With that, Luna, Lucy and Lisa went to catch some waves on their surfboard.
"Awikiwiki, mai lohilohi (Lawe mai i ko papa he'e nalu)"
While Luna, Lucy and Lisa were surfing, Lisa had her head underwater with her snorkel on enjoying the fresh waters.
"Pi'i na nalu, la lahalaha (O ka moana, hanupanupa)"
At the same time, Bobby, Luan and Lynn were all catching waves together as well.
"Whoo-hoo! Yeah!" Lynn cheered as they were surfing the big waves.
"Lalala i ka la hanahana (Me ke kai hoene I ka pu'e one)"
And Leni, Lola and Lana all rode more waves together on their surfboard.
"Helehele mai kakou e (Hawaiian rollercoaster ride)"
Afterwards, Lori, Lincoln, Ronnie Anne and Lily were riding the waves together.
"There's no place I'd rather be (than on a seashore dry wet-free)"
After they surfed along the waves, some of the siblings were now swimming underneath the waters, with some still on their surfboards, including Lily, who is still on one of the surfboards with Bobby.
"On golden sand is where I'd lay (and if I only had my way)"
Lily then sees Lori, Leni, Lincoln, Ronnie Anne and the twins all swimming underwater together.
"I'd play 'till the sun sets beyond the horizon"
After some underwater swimming, the six of them went back up to the surface to catch a breath of fresh air.
"Lalala i ka la hanahana (Me ke kai hoene I ka pu'e one)"
"Hey, Bobby. Want a splash together?" Lori said as she splashed some water onto Bobby and they all started playing the water together.
"It's time to try the Hawaiian rollercoaster ride"
And with that, the siblings all started playing in the water together.
Sometime later, around early evening, the entire family was now building a large sandcastle together and they were adding seashells as decorations.
"Hang loose, hang ten, howzit, shake a shaka"
"No worry, no fear, ain't no biggy, brahda"
"Cuttin' in, cuttin' up, cuttin' back, cuttin' out"
And they topped their sand castle off with a flag at the top.
"Front side, back side, goofy-footed, wipe out"
"Let's get jumpin', surf's up and pumpin'"
"Coastin' with the motion of the ocean"
Suddenly, Lori finds out that Lynn was getting ready to play a little volleyball and invited Lori and her family to play along as well.
"Whirlpools swirling, cascading, twirling"
"Hawaiian Roller Coaster Ride"
"Come on, kids! Let's play some volleyball!" Lori said as she, Bobby, Leni, Lincoln and Ronnie Anne all went to play some volleyball with Lynn.
At the volleyball game, Lori, Lincoln and Lynn playing against Bobby, Leni and Ronnie Anne. Working together, Lori, Lincoln, and Lynn were scoring a few times, but they were still having fun.
"Hey, you guys having fun there?" Lori asked happily.
"Of course we are, Lori! You're fit to be a real parent for us after all," Leni replied.
"Yeah, we're having fun, too. Let's keep playing 'till it's over," Lincoln said happily.
"With you all the way, bro!" Lynn said as the volleyball game continued.
As they continued playing, the other team was having fun as well, and by the end of the volleyball match, the Lori, Lincoln and Lynn won the game of volleyball.
"Wow, you guys make a great team," Ronnie Anne commented.
"Yeah, thanks for the compliment," Lincoln replied.
"Yeah, we all appreciate it," Lynn said before she suggested as she grabbed a surfboard, "Say, how about we go for another round of surfing?"
"Yeah, sure. Let's go for another round," Lori replied as she grabbed another surfboard, "Hey, Mom, Dad, would you like to join us in our next round of surfing together?"
"Oh, Lori, what better time than now?!" Lynn Sr. shouted happily as he threw off his sunglasses, "Come on, Rita! Let's score some waves!"
"With you on that one, honey! Let's do it!" Rita said happily as she and Lynn Sr. joined the siblings in another round of surfing in the waters.
Now, in the waters on their surfboard, Lori, Lincoln and Lynn were on a surfboard riding on the open waters with Lynn Sr. and Rita following close behind them on their own surfboard.
"There's no place I'd rather be (than on my surfboard out at sea)"
"Lingering in the ocean blue (and if I had one wish come true)"
"I'd surf 'till the sun sets beyond the horizon"
"Awikiwiki, mai lohilohi, lawe mai i ko papa he'e nalu"
"Hold on, everybody!" Lori said to the others as a giant wave started forming and they all started surfing on their surfboards and Lynn held on tightly, trying not to let go.
"Flying by on a Hawaiian rollercoaster ride"
"Whoo-hoo!" Lori shouted as they all continued surfing the big waves.
"Awikiwiki, mai lohilohi (Lawe mai i ko papa he'e nalu)"
As the surfing kept going on, Lynn Sr. and Rita rode on their surfboard besides the other three.
"Pi'i na nalu, la lahalaha (O ka moana, hanupanupa)"
"Lalala i ka la hanahana (Me ke kai hoene I ka pu'e one)"
"Yeaaaahhh!" Lynn shouted before suddenly, Lori begins to lose her balance on the surfboard.
"Helehele mai kakou e (Hawaiian rollercoaster ride)"
By the time the song finished, the surfers suddenly lose their balance on their surfboards and fall into the water.
A few moments later, the five reach the surface to catch their breaths.
"Wow! That was amazing!" Lynn cheered, "Woo-hoo! A perfect day with surfing and volleyball!"
"Yeah, we already get that, Lynn," Lori replied as she and Lincoln got back on their surfboard, "Man, it's been such a long day."
"Yeah, it sure has been, Lori," Rita replied as she and Lynn Sr. got back on their surfboard.
"Come on, we got to get back to shore so that we can head on home," Lori said before her stomach suddenly growls, "Oh, jeez. Guys, I think we were so focused on our beach fun today that we just forgot about lunch!"
"Maybe you're right, Lori. We should stop for some dinner on the way home," Rita said as they all rode on their surfboards back to shore.
Back at shore, the sisters were all finishing up their beach fun as they were starting to pack up their beach belongings and were all drying up with their respective towels.
"Wow, it's been such a long day, hasn't it, girls?" Lori asked the sisters.
"Yep/Yes/Yes, indeed/You said it/Sure has been," they all replied as they were packing up their beach items.
"Well, our stomachs are starting to growl," Lori said as her stomach growled again, "Why don't we all get us one last picture before we all get some dinner on the way back?"
"Yeah!" Leni said happily.
"Great idea, Lori," Lynn agreed.
With that, the whole family got together for a family summer photo, and Lori was focusing the camera to make sure the entire family, including Bobby, Lincoln and Ronnie Anne stay perfectly in the frame.
"Okay, everybody. Hold still," Lori said as she was focusing her camera on a tripod, "This is our big moment of truth for a family beach photo."
"Don't worry, Mom! We all got this!" Ronnie Anne said as Lynn stood inbetween her and Lincoln in the frame.
"Wow, I can't believe that your father and I get to be in this picture," Rita said happily.
"Yeah, it's like we're part of the family after all," Lynn Sr. said happily.
"Honey, I hope you're staying perfectly in the frame," Lori said to Bobby.
"Don't worry, Lori, we all are," Bobby replied.
"Yeah, dude," Luna replied and the other sisters agreed.
"Nothing's going to ruin this one. The timer's a ticking" Lori said as she sets the timer on the camera and joins the others in the shot, "All right, everybody. This one is going to be our finest beach family portrait for the Summer of 1986. Smile, everybody! Look cheerful."
Everyone started holding big smiles as the camera is about to go off any second.
"When is it gonna flash? My jaw's cramping up!" Lynn said as she held her smile.
"Come on, guys! Give it a second!" Lori said as she held her smile.
"Any minute now!" Lincoln said as he held his smile.
"This one's for our beach day, Mom and Dad," Ronnie Anne said to Lori and Bobby as she held her smile.
"Yep," Lori said as she held her smile.
"Here we go. Here we go! Here We Go!" Bobby said as he held his smile.
Once Bobby finished, they all made happy poses before the camera finally takes the picture. Lincoln, Ronnie Anne and their parents were now looking at the photo that was taken with smiles on their face.
"Wow, that sure went very well," Lori commented in joy.
"Definitely," Ronnie Anne agreed.
"Look at us. We all must have learned from that incident from your parents anniversary," Lincoln explained to Lori.
"Yeah, it'll definitely go into my diary," Lori said happily as she got the diary out of her bag, opened it up and put the photo in the diary and then closed it up before putting it back in her bag.
"All right, everybody. Let's get everything packed into the van," Lori said to the siblings and parents, "Remember, we're getting dinner on the way back."
"Great idea, sis," Lori replied.
With that, they all finish packing their beach items and got their respected shoes and sandals back on with Lori, Bobby, Luna, Lincoln, Ronnie Anne and Lily walking in the direction the van was parked, with Luna carrying Lily.
Once they got to their Vanzilla, Lori unlocked Vanzilla's doors and afterwards, Luna placed Lily in her baby seat, and Lincoln sat behind the driver's seat after he helped Lori, Bobby, Luna, Ronnie Anne and Lily put their beach items into the trunk. They waited for a while until everyone else arrived toting everything that was brought with them to the beach. Lynn Jr. and her father were carrying the picnic basket that remained untouched since they never had the chance to eat lunch today as they were focused on their sand creations.
"I have to say, today's beach day was like another trip down Memory Lane," Lincoln said as everyone got inside Vanzilla, and Lori started up the van with Bobby and Lily sitting up-front with her and Lincoln and Ronnie Anne sitting inbetween Luna and Leni.
Once the van started, Lori navigated Vanzilla toward the beach exit so that they can get on the road to stop for some dinner on the way home.
"Well, anyone up for some "Burping Burger" for dinner tonight?" Lori asked and they all cheer.
"All right! Burping Burger!" Lynn cheered.
"BURPING BURGER TIME!" the twins cheered.
"Oh, for sure, Mom. I'm still hungry," Lincoln said cheered.
"Me too, Mom, Me too," Ronnie Anne replied.
About a few minutes later, they all arrive at Burping Burger via the drive thru.
"Welcome to Burpin' Burger. May I take your order?" The employee said on the audio box.
"Sure, fifteen Cheeseburgers, one for each of us, there's fifteen of us in the van by the way, six large fries for each of us, seven large Cokes, six medium Cokes and two small Cokes, please," Lori said to the audio box.
"Um, okay. That will be $34. Your dinner will be ready soon. Thank you," the employee said on the audio box before Lori drove the van over to the window.
"All right! Is anybody going to pay me?" Lori asked them, "If not, then I'll pay by cash."
"Lori, wait! I'll help you pay!" Lynn Sr. said as it turns out that Lynn Sr. had his wallet cleverly hidden inside the pocket of his beach shorts the whole time. Once he got the wallet out, he got out one of his credit cards and passes it up to Luna, "Hey, Luna. Pass this up to Lori, will you please?"
Luna then takes the credit card with no response to her father and gives it to Lori.
"Thanks, guys," Lori replied as she gives the employee the credit card that belongs to her father, as it appears to be valid once it is scanned, and the employee gives Lori back the credit card before she give it back to Luna, whom afterwards hands it back to their father. About a few minutes later, the employee gives the large family their dinner and their receipt, "Thank you. Enjoy your dinner."
With that, Lori drives the van off after they all got their diner.
While on their way home, they all eat their dinner, which they are all enjoying.
"Mmmm. These are delicious," Lincoln said happily.
"Yeah, I gotta say, Lori. These burgers are tasty and very juicy, too," Rita said happily.
"Mmmm. So nice and juicy," Lynn Sr. agreed.
"Yeah! Rockin' cool!" Luna said happily.
"I can't imagine what makes them taste so good!" Lynn said happily
"Yeah! You said it!" Ronnie Anne said happily as they continue eating their dinner on the way back.
During the journey home while a music station played soft rock music from the eighties, silence reigned between the siblings and parents as they ate their dinner. Lori and Bobby, who were also eating their dinner, were grateful for the peace and quiet which was unusual given their sisters' rowdy natures and parents' abusive and neglectful natures.
Upon reaching home, everyone unfastened their seatbelts a moment after Vanzilla had pulled into the driveway. They all opened their doors and got out of the van and they all started walking towards the house, carrying their beach items out of the trunk and into the house.
Once Lori placed the spare key back under the welcome mat after unlocking the front door, they all started walking inside the house, knowing that they had a great day at the beach.
"That was literally the best beach day ever!" Leni said happily.
"You said it sis!" Luna agreed with Leni.
"I totally owned those guys at volleyball!" Lynn said happily.
"I did too, Lynn!" Lincoln agreed.
"Yeah, so did I!" Lori agreed.
"Yeah, we all got to make some big old sandcastles together!" Ronnie Anne said happily.
"Yeah, it was wicked," Lucy agreed.
"And quite cool as well," Lana agreed.
"I hope we do this again next summer, everybody," Bobby said to the siblings.
"Yeah, giving the beach a goodbye "wave" was sad!" Luan said before she laughed, much to the siblings' annoyance.
"Luan, please," Leni said in annoyance.
"Well it was all great, thanks to us being together against those mean abusive parents!" Lola commented.
"Yeah, Lola, with Lori and Bobby being there to protect us, every little thing is gonna be alright," Leni agreed.
"Say, why don't we all get washed up together and be done for the night?" Lori suggested.
"Sounds like a great idea," Luan replied.
"Yeah, can't wait to wind down for the night after a long day at the beach," Lynn replied as they all started going upstairs to change out of their swim attire.
Throughout the evening, everyone of the siblings got themselves a shower, with at least two or three of them at a time.
A while later, after everyone got washed up, cleaned up and dried up and changed into their pajamas, Lori, Bobby, Ronnie Anne, Lily and Lincoln, now in their pajamas were on Lori's bed together, thinking about what happened today. At the same time, Lincoln was laying his head on Lori's tummy and Lori was tousling Lincoln's hair, knowing how soft it is after washing up in the bathtub.
Lori then turned her head to the viewers, "Wow, this day has been really fun. We made a bunch of sand creations, and we went out for a swim, and some surfing out with the waves, and played some volleyball. Man, I sure love being a lifeguard whenever we go down to the pool or the beach just like Bobby."
Once Lori finished, she starts yawning and continued, "Boy, I wonder what fun things we'll do for the rest of the month before school returns. Come on, kids. Let's get some sleep."
"Right with you, Mom," Ronnie Anne replied as she and Lincoln climbed into Leni's bed together, and Bobby climbing into Lori's bed. Lori then gives Lincoln and Ronnie Anne both a little goodnight kiss. She then softly spoke to them, "Good night, sweethearts."
"Goodnight, Mom. Goodnight, Dad," Lincoln and Ronnie Anne both said before they fell asleep.
"Sleep tight, kids," Bobby whispered to Lincoln and Ronnie Anne.
"All right, Bobby, there's just one thing left to do," Lori said softly to Bobby as she picked Lily up, "It's time to put Lily to bed."
In Lily's room, Lori was holding Lily in her arms as she and Bobby were singing a lullaby to her since they were getting ready to put her to bed.
Now it's time to say good night, good night, sleep tight
Now the sun turns out her light, good night, sleep tight
Dream sweet dreams for me, dream sweet dreams for you
Close your eyes and I'll close mine, good night, sleep tight
As Lori and Bobby continued to sing the lullaby to Lily, she started to yawn and soon began to rub her eyes.
Now the moon begins to shine, good night, sleep tight
Dream sweet dreams for me, dream sweet dreams for you
Close your eyes and I'll close mine, good night, sleep tight
Now the sun turns out her light, good night, sleep tight
As Lori and Bobby began to finish up the lullaby, Lori puts Lily in her crib and tucks her in tight with her blanket.
Dream sweet dreams for me, Dream sweet dreams for you
Good night, good night, everybody
Everybody, everywhere, good night
Once the two finished singing the lullaby to Lily, she was fast asleep.
"Good night, Lily, sleep tight," Lori said softly as she kissed Lily in her cheeks before she and Bobby left the room and went back to their room.
Back in Lori and Leni's bedroom, Lori and Bobby were getting ready to climb into their bed together.
"Sure was a great day, wasn't it, Bobby?" Lori said softly to Bobby.
"Yeah, Lori. It sure was," Bobby said softly to Lori, "I'm just happy that this summer isn't over yet."
"Hmmmm... yeah, why don't we get some sleep so we can get ourselves ready for the next day," Lori said softly to Bobby.
"Yeah, I think so, too," Bobby said softly to Lori.
"Hmmmm... goodnight, Bobby," Lori replied softly to Bobby.
"Goodnight, honey," Bobby said quietly as he and Lori both give one last goodnight kiss before they both went to sleep together. Lori then turns off her bedroom lamp, and she then goes to sleep with Bobby, knowing that they had a great summer day.