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It reveals that Lori started cooking for the family at the age of fourteen when she got tired of her father's same seven meals.
It was the evening of Wednesday, August 20, 1986 in the Loud House. Lori, Lincoln, Ronnie Anne and Lily were relaxing in Lori and Leni's bedroom, when Bobby came into the room.
"Oh, hey, honey. How ya doing?" Lori asked.
"Yeah, hey dad," Lincoln added.
"Welcome back, Dad," Ronnie Anne said softly.
"Daddy," Lily babbled happily to Bobby.
"Hey, guys. Is it dinner time yet?" Bobby asked.
"It will be in a second, Daddy," Lincoln replied to Bobby.
"Well, I'm just hoping for a different dinner course sometime soon," Lori replied.
"Oh, I bet the other girls can't wait to eat food. I can just imagine," Bobby then imagines how his girlfriend's sisters react to dinner.
"All right, everybody! Dinner's ready! Come and get it!" Lynn Sr. called.
The sisters quickly rush out of their rooms, and excitedly head downstairs. As they head down the stairs, the story suddenly freezes. Bobby, Lori and the three kids then come in, walking infront of the frame.
"Yeah, so that never happens to me or any of the kids," Lori replied.
"What do you mean?" Bobby asked.
"Well, what we mean is that when Lincoln and I were younger, my father once cooked all our dinners every night," Lori explained, "He was a good cook at first. But believe me and the kids. As time went on, his repertoire which is, to put it simply, limited really started to become repetitive."
Ronnie Anne then pulls down a calendar so that Lori can list off her father's usual dinner dishes.
"To start us off, we've got us Salisbury Steak Sundays, Meatball Mondays, Turkey Loaf Tuesdays, Wienerschnitzel Wednesdays, Goulash Thursdays, Fish Fry Fridays, and Succotash Saturdays," Lori explained as the seven mentioned dishes then cover every week on the calendar and she starts to get cranky about it, "Then it all repeats, week, after week, after week. Every time my father cooks! And Oh my god, is it extremely frustrating!"
"Seriously? The same 7 meals over and over again? No, spaghetti? No hamburgers? No hot dogs?" Bobby complained.
"Well, when I was fourteen, I started cooking for you all," Lori explained, "That's when I would make all kinds of great meals that are better than my father's own meals, like hamburgers, hot dogs, spaghetti, pizza, lasagna, chicken, noodles and even porkchops."
"Wow. You're definitely a more complex cook than your own father," Bobby commented.
"Yeah, but your parents were trying to rob you of your cooking skills out of jealousy each time," Ronnie Anne added.
"Yeah, it seems right. Now, come on, guys. We've got another dinner to attend," Lincoln replied.
"Lead the way, boy," Bobby commanded as the five of them went to the dinner table.
At the dinner table, Lincoln and Ronnie Anne sat next to Bobby, Lori and Lily.
Around that moment. Lynn Sr. brings out their rather sloppily made dish, The Wienerschnitzel Dinner, and sets it in the middle of the table.
"All right, fellas. Here it is! The wienerschnitzel," Lynn Sr. explained, but the siblings' expression soon became very unhappy and they all started groaning, indicating that they hate wienerschnitzel.
"Aw man!" Lynn complained.
"Oh no," Lucy said miserably.
"Not Wienerschnitzel!" Leni complained, "I hate it!"
"Are you kidding me?!" Luan complained.
"Oh, come on, girls! Why are you all complaining about tonight's dinner?" Lynn Sr. asked in concern, "This should taste exactly like last Wednesday's, and I've got this recipe dialed in my cookbook!"
"Lynn, just sit down so we can eat," Rita said as Lynn Sr. proceeds to sit down with Rita, "All right, guys. Let's eat!"
"Bon appetit," Lincoln said solemnly as all the other siblings give in and nervously take a spoonful of the wienerschnitzel and take a bite out of it.
But the moment they take the bite, all of the siblings gag one by one, obviously not liking it, with a few of them including Bobby, Leni, Lynn and Ronnie Anne beginning to choke on the wienerschnitzel.
"Oh god! I don't feel so good!" Ronnie Anne said as she gagged.
"I think I'm gonna..." Lynn said as she gagged.
Around that moment, all the other siblings gag again and spit out the wienerschnitzel with a few of them vomiting it out on their plates, pointing out how truly awful and terrible it tastes.
"Ugh! It's gross!" Luna complained.
"Bleugh! This is awful!" Leni complained as she pushed the plate away from her.
"IT'S TERRIBLE! I HATE WIENERSCHNITZEL!" Lincoln yelled.
"Yuck! This wienerschnitzel tastes like dog food!" Lynn complained.
"Yeah! I may be a bit gross, but our father's wienerschnitzel meals are terrible!" Lana complained.
"I agree with you, Lana!" Lola agreed with Lana, "We should have something else instead!"
"Ugh! I HATE WIENERSCHNITZEL WEDNESDAY DINNER!" Lori yelled as she complained, "AND I AGREE WITH LINCOLN!"
"Yeah! This wienerschnitzel isn't fit for a father like me!" Bobby complained.
"Jeez! Wienerschnitzel is not for a Latino girl like me!" Ronnie Anne said to herself in disgust, "Perhaps this should do the trick."
With that, Ronnie Anne pulls out a coin attached to a string and begins swinging it side to side in front of her face.
"Uh, Ronnie Anne, what are you doing?" Lola asked in confusion.
"This is self hypnosis. Maybe it can make myself and my brother believe that we should have something else before we have ice cream," Ronnie Anne said as she hypnotized Lola.
"Oh, I want ice cream! Move!" Lola exclaimed as she tries to steal Ronnie Anne's coin.
"Come up with your own coping mechanism, Lola!" Ronnie Anne said as she struggled to get her coin back.
As Ronnie Anne and Lola fight for the coin, they accidentally knock the wienerschnitzel off the table. As it begins hurling towards the floor, Lynn Sr. notices it falling and dives towards it to catch it.
"No, no, no, no, NO, NOOOOO!" he screamed like Cleveland Brown as he dives towards the weinerschnitzel to catch it. The siblings then look at their father with angry looks towards him for making a sloppy and "gross" dinner dish, who has just saved the wienerschnitzel in time, "Whew! That was close. I almost had to order us pizza. Ha ha."
Once Lynn Sr. put the wienerschnitzel back on the table, the sisters plus Bobby, Lincoln and Ronnie Anne all suddenly have a realization.
Later that night, the girls were getting ready for bed as. In Lori and Leni's bedroom, Lori, Bobby, Lincoln and Ronnie Anne were having a serious problem.
"Mom, Dad, we have to do something about this. We don't want to have goulash tomorrow," Ronnie Anne said in fear, "I know you are a good cook, Mom."
"Yes, Mom, Ronnie Anne knows you are a good cook," Lincoln pleaded, "Please make us something other than goulash."
"Don't worry, kids. It will be fine," Lori replied softly, "We got to have something else for tomorrow's dinner."
Just then, Leni and Lucy came into the room, with Leni wearing her light blue one-piece swimsuit as a bodysuit.
"Lori, you're definitely be right. Some of us are starting to get tired of Dad's repetitive course meals every week," Leni explained, "We should have something else tomorrow besides goulash."
"Lori's right just like Lori said. It's all in my poem," Lucy said as she takes out a poem of hers, "Dinner. The same seven meals. How do you escape the same seven meals? The only plan is to find hope and look for a way to have different meals. Dinner." The other sisters including Ronnie Anne agree.
"So true!" Leni agreed.
"So true!" Luan agreed.
"Wise words," Lisa agreed.
"Well, that means that Lori might make us pizza again one day," Bobby said to himself but the sisters gasp and Lana pops out of the back of the toilet in scuba gear.
"Did someone say "pizza"?" Lana asked in surprise.
"Hey, Mom. When the gross wienerschnitzel fell off the table, your father said he almost had to order pizza," Ronnie Anne remarked.
"And come to think to it, we all kind of had the same idea, too. I think that if we change up tomorrow's dinner, that's what we'll get. Now, huddle up everybody. We've got a big day tomorrow. So be prepared," Lori agreed.
Lana hops out of the toilet which disgusts Lori, Bobby, Leni, Ronnie Anne and Lincoln.
"Uh, Lana, why don't you rinse off first?" Leni suggested to Lana, "You can't be going to bed like that."
"Oh, sorry, Mommy" Lana said as she rinsed up and cleaned herself up.
Afterwards, they all went to bed and went to sleep with Lincoln and Ronnie Anne sleeping in Leni's normal bed and Leni bunking in with Lola in the twins' room.
Thursday, August 21, 1986
That afternoon, Lynn Sr. was coming home from the supermarket with the groceries required to make goulash.
"I just came back from the grocery store, gonna get my goulash on, noodles, tomatoes, meat galore, gonna get my goulash..." Lynn Sr. said to himself.
Just then, Bobby and Lori appear in front of him with concerned looks on their faces.
"Hello there, father!" Bobby said in concern.
"Ugh?! What do you want now?!" Lynn Sr. said in disgust.
"To be honest, there's something that Lori and I always wondered about," Bobby said in concern.
"Yeah, Bobby and I always wonder. Why do you cook goulash every Thursday when you're the one cooking?" Lori asked with concern, "Shouldn't we be having something else tonight for dinner? Maybe some meatloaf or porkchops or even chicken and rice will be nice. Besides, I should be the one cooking. Not you!"
"Oh, guys. It's a funny story. Thursdays are a bit of a conundrum. Not many foods start with "TH," Lynn Sr. replied to Lori and Bobby.
But while he's not looking, Lisa uses a drone to grab the meat and Lana uses her fishing rod to snatch the noodles.
"To be honest, there's Thai food, but coconut milk really does a number on the old Lynn-testines, if you know what I'm saying," Lynn Sr. continued.
"Well, that's quite impressive I must say," Lori commented but still concerned.
"Yeah, sure seems faithful," Bobby added while Lynn swoops in and grabs the tomatoes and Luna cuts a hole in the bag to drop an onion and Ronnie Anne puts it in Lily's diaper.
"And of course, and three-bean salad. Well, that's just three times as bad, right?" Lynn Sr. commented, "Now there is a Greek dish called Thessaloniki sheep dip, but my wife finds it a little gamey."
"Right. I guess that is a funny story," Lori replied after seeing that the sisters have done their parts.
"Sure is, babe. Now we both gotta go," Bobby agreed as he and Lori prepare to head upstairs.
"Yep. See ya later, Dad!" Lori said as she caught up with Bobby.
"But, guys, I didn't tell you about threatened-species stir fry yet!" Lynn Sr, continued, "It's very rare! Get it?"
Inside the breadbox, a fake bread camcorder is filming Lynn Sr.'s actions and the kids plus Lincoln and Ronnie Anne check it out via a blank VHS tape in Lori and Leni's bedroom.
"Well done, team! If my calculations are correct, Dad should be ordering pizza in... T minus 15 seconds," Lori replied to the family.
Lynn Sr. checks his groceries only to find an orange inside.
"What the...? An orange? Where's all my goulash stuff? I know I bought it, because I was singing about it!" Lynn Sr. asked in confusion.
"Well, I don't know where it went," Bobby commented.
"I guess I'll have to..." Lynn Sr. prepared to finished while Lori, Ronnie Anne and Lincoln held on in fear, "...go back to the store!"
But they all groan.
"Really?!" Lori complained.
"Are you serious?!" Ronnie Anne complained.
"I knew I should've chloroformed him. Unconscious people can't make goulash," but they all look creeped out at what Lisa just said.
"Yeesh! Pretty unfair I must say," Lori said in disgust.
Suddenly, Lana holds up the rivets to the car's steering wheel.
"Don't worry. Dad's not going anywhere," Lana added.
The steering wheel then comes off.
"Gah! Well, my horoscope did say Libras should expect the unexpected today," Lynn Sr. replied as he goes back inside, "Bad news, kids. I gotta put the kibosh on tonight's goulash."
But the siblings all gave out a sigh of relief.
"Thank goodness," Luan said in relief.
"My heart's been saved," Lori said in relief.
"So has mine, dear," Bobby said in relief.
"Finally, time for something better," Lynn said in relief.
"I need to take a moment," Leni complained.
"But fortunately, your old dad's got a backup plan," Lynn Sr. continued.
"Wait, Dad! I have an idea! I'll get the phone!" Lori recalled.
"I'm...making tomorrow's dinner tonight! Frank and beans Friday on Thursday. In your face, horror-scope!" Lynn Sr. shouted before he left.
"I'll get the chloroform," Lisa replied.
"Um, Lisa, I really don't think we should knock anyone out," Ronnie Anne explained.
In the kitchen, Lynn Sr. gets the beans out of the pantry.
"Franks and beans, Doo doo doo, Franks, yeah, yeah, and beans and beans and beans, and beans beans beans," Lynn Sr. said to himself.
Lincoln pops his head in with a stereo.
"Big Cheese to Toppings. Target is in position. Move out," Lincoln called before Luan then grabs the speaker.
"Be careful, guys. There's not mushroom for error," Luan laughs.
"Luan, this line is not for jokes!" Lincoln complained.
"Yeah, jokes are not important right now!" Lori agreed.
First off, Ronnie Anne makes a can of beans disappear by swiping them quickly out of Lynn Sr.'s hand.
Next up, Lana has Hops grab another can with his tongue as Lisa pulls in the last one, and also her dad's belt, with a magnet, causing Lynn Sr.'s pants to fall down.
"My baked beans! What the hell is happening? I guess there's only one thing to do," Lynn Sr. said to himself.
Lori then calls the pizza place on speed dial, "Come on," Lori called.
"Make franks and lima beans!" Lynn Sr. replied but they then groan at Lynn Sr.'s determination.
"God damn it!" Leni yelled in anger.
At that moment, Lynn Sr. checks the drawers for the can opener but can't find it.
"Where the hell is our can opener?" Lynn Sr. asked in concern while Luan sneaks it out, leaving Lynn Sr. with no choice but to resort to opening cans with Geo's teeth, "Ah, thank you, Geo. Nothing like a little Lynn-genuity."
Luan shakes her fist in rage while Lynn Sr. looked for the knives.
"Where are the damn knives?" Lynn Sr. said to himself as he holds up four packets of wieners, "I've got 20 hot dogs to slice!"
"Let's do it, honey!" Lori said as she and Bobby sneak the knives away.
As a result, Lynn Sr. had no choice but to resort to cutting the franks with ice skates.
Up above, Leni gives Lincoln a big thumbs up, knowing that it might be working.
In the kitchen, Lynn Sr. is about to put the chopped franks into the pot, but finds some unexpected guests.
"Ah! Pot raccoons!" Lynn Sr. said in surprise as he now had the franks in a casserole dish, "No problem. We'll do a casserole."
With that, he tries to open the oven, but the handle gets stuck and breaks off.
It turns out that Luna is holding a bottle of glue, showing that was her a result, Lynn Sr. had no other option but to put the ingredients in a coffee pot.
"Not to worry. I'll just heat 'er up in the old coffee pot. That's using the old bean," Lynn Sr. said to himself.
But just as he turns the coffee pot on, Lola tugs on the power line with her princess car hooked to it and shuts off the power to the house, "D'oh! There goes the power!"
The 13 of them were now in the living room and Lori was happy with everyone that helped out
"I'm proud of you all. It was touch-and-go for a while, but we all hung in there, and..." Lori said happily before suddenly.
"Dinner's served!" Lynn Sr. commanded, "Franks, franks and beans, they're lima, Franks and beans"
"WHAT?!" the kids said in shock.
"Wait!" Lori said in surprise.
"It's not exactly hot, but I'd rather eat cold beans than a plate of failure," Lynn Sr. commented.
"Now, Lily!" Lori called for Lily, and as a last ditch effort, Lily tosses her rattle right on the floor, making Lynn Sr. trip over it and drop the dish which the raccoons quickly devour.
"Someone get me the phone..." Lynn Sr. said weakly.
"Yes! Now's our chance, everybody!" Lori shouted happily as she grabs the phone to order the pizza. Sometime later after they got their order, they place three boxes of pizza on the table.
"Yes! Pizza!" Lincoln shouted happily.
"Now this is more like it!" Ronnie Anne said happily.
"Finally in our hands. I think the last time you and your sisters had them was when Lynn and I were being taught how to bowl by Mr. Brunswick," Lori said happily.
"Let's dig in, guys!" Bobby shouted happily.
With that, Lori, Bobby and the kids all take a bite of their pizza slices and they all cheer.
"Such a fabulous plan that's too good to fail," Lori said happily.
"Dinner. Goulash again? That's a nope. A bite of pizza and it tastes like hope. Dinner for real," Lucy said as she revised her poem in happiness and sheds a pizza slice shaped teardrop of happiness.
"Such a pleasure," Lori agreed.
Later after dinner, Lori, Bobby, Lincoln and Ronnie Anne are all relaxing together in Lori and Leni's bedroom.
"Wow. What a night, everybody," Lori said happily to Bobby and the kids, "Maybe next week I can make all of us some fresh chicken, rice and corn so that Mom and Dad won't have to do the cooking..."
But just when all was now well, suddenly...
"WHY IN THE HELL IS THERE MEAT IN MY SHOES?!" Lynn Sr. shouted angrily off-screen.
"Uh oh. Sounds like my parents are angry with us, kids," Lori said nervously to Lincoln.
"This can't be good," Ronnie Anne said nervously.
In the hallway, the meat covered slippers are shown and both parents are very angry and furious with their kids.
"Does anyone have anything to say?!" Rita asked angrily.
"Leni, why would you hide the meat in the slippers your dad wears every night?" Bobby asked Leni angrily.
"Because his pockets were full! That's why!" Leni replied angrily before her father pulled out pasta from his pockets.
What the hell is this? Pasta?" Lynn Sr. yelled furious before he started raising his voice towards Lori, "LORRAINE MARIE LOUD! EXPLAIN WHY I'M WEARING MY GOULASH RIGHT NOW, YOUNG LADY!"
"Look, what we're saying is... we sabotaged dinner so you would order us pizza," Lori said nervously.
Suddenly, her parents gasp.
"YOU WHAT?!" Rita yelled angrily at Lori.
"THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE, LORI! WHY WOULD YOU AND YOUR KIDS DO THIS?!" Lynn Sr. yelled furiously at Lori.
"Well, I'll tell you why we did this. It is because we were tired of eating the same dinners over and over again, and we were all starting to get sick and tired of your meals every week!" Lori replied angrily as she fought back.
"Look, guys. we're really sorry. But eating the same dinners over and over again was driving us crazy. Even my mom and dad and especially Ronnie Anne were really fed up with the same dinners every week," Lincoln confessed.
"Yeah, and I just wanted to make all of us something different for dinner tonight," Lori still fought back, agreeing with Lincoln.
"You guys have no idea how hard it is to cook seven nutritious meals a week for thirteen different people on a budget!" Rita yelled angrily at Lori and her family, "I'd say your dad does a pretty great job."
"Aw, that means a lot, honey," Lynn Sr. replied thankfully.
"You'll understand someday when you have to cook for your own family!" Rita finished.
"Cook for your own family? That's it! Hey, guys. Let us make dinner tomorrow night," Lincoln got an idea and so did his mother Lori.
"Yeah, we have tons of ideas. They will get a break, we'll make something delicious and show them it's not that hard to mix up the meal," Lori agreed with Lincoln.
Their parents take it in for a second.
"Hmmm. Sounds all right by me," Lynn Sr. replied normally.
As they leave, it's revealed Leni hid the vegetables in her father's robe.
"Alrighty, then. Let's get ourselves ready for the next dinner which will be our own so we can try to live it up to them. Who's up for porkchops tomorrow?!" Lori called and they all then cheer in response.
Friday, August 22, 1986
That evening, the Loud siblings and Bobby were preparing to make dinner for their parents.
"All right, everybody! You know what to do! It's time to get things set up! Instead of Fish Fry Friday, I've decided that we're having Porkchops for dinner tonight!" Lori explained and they all cheer in response, "All right! Let's hop to the kitchen and start cooking those porkchops!"
With that, the kids and young parents are getting ready to make dinner and Lori hums to herself as she takes out some porkchops she bought back on Sunday and she places them on a pan as she placed it on the stove.
"Remember, guys, this is about more than just tonight's dinner. These porkchops that I'm cooking right now really have to change hearts and minds. Now if you'll excuse me while I make sure to keep a close eye on the porkchops," Lori explained to the family.
"Porkchops? I wanna make a cake!" Lola shouted.
"Lola, we am not eating cake for dinner, otherwise we'll literally break out!" Leni yelled angrily.
"Yes, Lola! That's a dessert food," Ronnie Anne agreed, "We need something that will go good with the porkchops that Mom is making!"
"Yeah! Let's make stuffing," Bobby suggested.
"It will go perfect with the porkchops!" Luna agreed with them.
"Graet idea!" Leni agreed, "I'll help out with the stuffing."
"Might I suggest something more sophisticated? Perhaps a vichyssoise?" Lisa suggested before Lynn made a buzzer sound.
"We need body fuel. I'll blend us up some protein shakes," Lynn suggested.
"Your brain's been blended if you think I'm drinking those stupid protein shakes," Lola complained.
"Well, not to worry, I've got plenty of ice cold soda for us older siblings to serve," Lori replied but some of the younger siblings started arguing over what to make.
"Woo-hoo!" Ronnie Anne cheered, "This will be a blast!"
"Well, grilled porkchops beat all tonight and Mom's the one cooking them," Lincoln complied.
"Yep, that's right!" Lori agreed.
"Protein shake!" Lynn demanded.
"Cake!" Lola demanded.
"Lola! Enough with the cake already! Shouldn't you lay off those sweets and shit for a while?" Lori asked angrily.
"Sorry, Lori," Lola replied nervously.
"Guys, how about some Coke, Pepsi and Dr. Pepper for most of us for a drink?" Lori suggested loudly.
Suddenly, Luna bangs a pan and spoon together to get their attention.
"Guys, guys, stop this fighting at once!" Luna shouted and they all stop fighting, "I have an idea! We'll do a grandeur potluck. Everyone will help Lori with the porkchop meal and make side dishes that will go perfect with the porkchops.
"Sounds like a great idea. Then we'll have nothing to fight about," Lincoln agreed.
"Yeah, let's do it!" Ronnie Anne agreed.
With that, everyone got to work on making side dishes to go with the porkchops. First off, Luna and Bobby got to work on the stuffing as they put it on a large bowl while Lincoln and Ronnie Anne got to work on making the corn on the cobs as he placed them in a pot and started cooking them and Lana and Lucy were busy making bowls of frozen peas for a side dish.
"Hey, Lucy! Do you think our parents will like these frozen peas?" Lana asked.
"What do you expect? They don't have peas a lot unless Lori cooks for us," Lucy replied.
Suddenly, while pouring the peas in a bowl, one drops onto the floor but lands on Lily's head.
"Mind if I poach that pea, Lily?" Luan laughs and scoops the fallen pea up in a bowl and Lily laughs at the joke. Luan goes over to the counter and suddenly, the blender spews Lynn's protein shake all over Luan's face, causing her to trip onto Lincoln with his corn on the cobs. Leni then trips over them, slips on the fridge, and gets buried by its contents.
"Are you serious?!" Leni yelled weakly.
At that moment, Bobby started using the microwave to heat up bowls of stuffing, and frozen peas. But suddenly, once it finishes cooking, it suddenly short-circuits and sets off the smoke detector and Luna grabs a linen to blow the smoke away from it, but the linen was holding up the pot with Lisa's vichyssoise which spills over.
"MY VICHYSSOISE!" Lisa screamed.
As Luna fails to blow the smoke away, Lynn smacks the detector away with her lacrosse net, but the detector crashes into Lola's face.
"OW! MY FACE!" Lola screamed in pain.
"Guys! Quit fighting! Please get along!" Lori shouted angrily at the siblings.
"Yeah, Mom needs to keep a close eye on the porkchops!" Ronnie Anne shouted in agreement.
Suddenly, an enraged Lola attacks Lynn and Luna and the fight cloud carries over to all the kids in the kitchen.
Meanwhile, Lynn Sr. and Rita are in the dining room waiting.
"Guys? Everything okay in there?" Lynn Sr. asked.
The kids stop fighting and calmly say that everything's fine.
"We're doing okay!" Leni replied.
"Yeah, just moving along smoothly," Luna replied.
"Good! Your mom and I are getting hungry for dinner! Hope you're almost ready to fork it over!" Lynn Sr. complied.
Just then, Bobby decided to get their attention.
"Guys, what happened? What's going on here?" Bobby asked angrily.
"You guys, we've got nothing!" Leni complied angrily.
"What do we do?" Lana asked.
"Guys, let's all get together or else it will turn out as a failure," Bobby replied.
"Failure is not an option, Dad! We have to serve something, or we'll be eating the same seven dinners forever!" Lincoln agreed.
"And plus, Mom will never cook for us again if we fail!" Ronnie Anne added.
"Yeah! The kids are right! We better get this dinner motivated if I want to serve us a nice porkchop dinner once in a while," Lori added and they all nod in agreement.
Later, the dinner meal is finally served.
The dish appears to be a very special porkchop meal they put together at the last minute with the breaded porkchops in the middle.
"It's a very special meal that we all made together," Lori explained.
"Yeah, it's got some nice breaded and juicy porkchops in the middle," Bobby explained.
"And we've got some stuffing as our first side dish," Luna added.
"Plus a nice hot bowl of frozen peas," Lynn added.
"And some buttery corn on the cobs for everybody," Lincoln added.
"Don't forget. We also made sure that my mother was able to cook it just right," Ronnie Anne added.
"Let's not forget that I brought in a jar of applesauce for an extra," Lana added.
"Yeah, and plus I put some lovely spices on the porkchops," Lori added, "We promise you they'll taste great. I have made plenty for each and every one of us here."
Rita and Lynn Sr. look amazed.
"Wow, you actually made us porkchops, Lori?" Rita asked in surprise.
"Yeah, I can cook, you know. When I was fourteen, I started getting sick and tired of your same seven meals so much that I started cooking meals for you all," Lori explained,"When I cooked dinner, I was able to cook up lots of good and very tasty and irresistible meals like chicken, steak, hamburgers, spaghetti, hot dogs, tacos, Italian sausages, lasagna... but this porkchop dinner. Oh my goodness. It's so hard to resist."
With that, they all proceed to sit down at the table.
"Now before we eat, we're going to say grace. Everyone bow your heads," Lori commanded as they all bow their heads and say grace, "Be present at our table, Lord, be here and everywhere adored. Thy people bless, and grant that we may feast in paradise with thee."
"Amen."
They all then get back to their normal sitting position.
"All right, everybody dig in!" Lori complied and they all then proceed to take a spoonful of the very large porkchop meal and proceed to take a bite out of it. Rita is then amazed by the taste of the well-cooked porkchop, obviously liking it.
"Mmm, it's, uh..." Rita swallows the spoonful and becomes happy, "Mmmmmm... Tasty and delightful! Thanks, guys."
With that, the rest of them all start enjoying and point out how truly great it tastes.
"Mmmmm. Delicious," Lynn Sr. said happily
"I can't seem to resist this meal! This is delicious!" Leni said happily.
"Yeah! Lori cooks up some super cool porkchops!" Luna said happily.
"Yeah, I sure do," Lori agreed.
"Yeah, and Dad makes some amazing side dishes!" Ronnie Anne said happily.
"Gee, thanks, kids," Bobby thanked Lincoln.
"You know, Mom, Dad, I think we're sorry. You were right. Cooking for this many people sure does seem to be a nightmare. So for that, we will never complain about the food you make ever again," Lori said softly and her siblings all agree.
"We promise," Lana agreed softly.
"We didn't mean it," Luan agreed softly.
"I'm not keeping that promise," Lola denied despondently.
"Lola, you're gonna keep that promise whether you like it or not," Lori suggested in a stern manner to Lola.
"Oh, uh... all righty then. I'll keep the promise, Lori," Lola replied softly.
"Good, thank you," Lori finished.
"Now that we totally learned our lesson, can we order pizza?" Lynn asked.
"Pizza!" they all said in surprise and shock.
"Girls, I'm gonna have to say this to you right now. It looks the family's food budget for this week is unfortunately shot," Lori explained.
"So none of us are having any more dinner?" Bobby asked.
"Yeah. Some of us might still be hungry," Lana added.
"Ahhh. Necessity is the mother of Lynn-vention! To the kitchen!" Lynn Sr. shouted as they went to the kitchen which was a mess from making the porkchop meal, "So, everybody. What have we got?"
At that moment, they all proceed to check to see what's left.
"I found a jar of olives!" Lincoln recalled.
"There's a spare bag of frozen peas left over," Ronnie Anne added.
"This spoon still has a little stuffing and mustard on it," Lori added.
"And I've got a spare bowl of corn," Bobby added.
"And I've got some chopped up sports bars," Lynn added.
"And I've got some jams!" Lana added but she actually holds up her guitar, " The kind of jams that come from my guitar."
"Hit it, Luna!" Lori called and Luna starts playing while Lynn Sr. starts cooking up some food.
"Olives." Luan hands him the olives, "Now for some pepper," Luna hands him the pepper, "Baking pan," Lori then hands him the baking pan.
"Got a nice fresh baking pan for you," Lori replied.
"Thank you, young lady," Lynn Sr. replied unimpressed towards Lori.
Luna keeps jamming, and Luan wipes his brow.
"What are you making, Dad?" Leni asked.
"I'm not really sure, but let's call it...Casa Loud Casserole!" Lynn Sr. then holds up the casserole containing the olives, pepper, sports bars, mustard, and anything else in it.
"Whoa. No way," Lori commented.
"That is awesome!" Leni commented.
"That looks so much better than Wienerschnitzel!" Lynn said happily.
"Yeah, let's try it!" Ronnie Anne suggested.
With that, everyone was at the dinner table, getting ready to try out the Casserole.
"All right, everybody dig in and try out the casserole!" Lori said as they all proceed to take a forkful of the casserole and proceed to take a bite out of it. Rita is amazed by the taste of the casserole like the porkchop before, obviously liking it.
"Mmm, it's, uh..." Rita swallows the forkful and becomes happy, "Mmmmmm... Tasty like the porkchop!"
With that, the rest of them all start enjoying and point out how truly great the casserole tastes.
"Mmmmm! This is much better than wienerschnitzel!" Leni said happily.
"Yeah! This casserole is delish!" Luna said happily.
"Yeah, I agree," Lori agreed.
"I have to say, I prefer this to wienerschnitzel, even if it isn't a taco or burrito!" Ronnie Anne said happily.
"Yep, you said it, Ni-NI," Bobby thanked Lincoln.
Later, after dinner, everyone is stuffed and satisfied from both the Casa Loud Casserole and Porkchop meals.
"Honey, that was delicious," Rita replied and the rest of us agree.
"Amazing!" Lola agreed.
"That was literally better than both goulash and wienerschnitzel!" Leni agreed.
"Thank you. I think you all were right. It's time I started mixing up the menu as Lori first suggested when she was fifteen," Lynn Sr. replied.
"Really?!" they all asked in excitement.
"Yep. In fact, I'm going to the store right now to get some new Lynn-gredients as a request from Lorraine," Lynn Sr. replied happily and he heads to Vanzilla and the kids cheer to finally having some new dinners, but suddenly, it stops when the van crashes.
Suddenly, Lori then turns to face Lana as her face turned into a furious one.
"Oops. Heh, heh," Lana said as she held up the brake pads, "Forgot to put the brake pads back on."
"EXCUSE ME?! DID YOU JUST TAKE THE BRAKE PADS OFF VANZILLA?!" Lori yelled at Lana.
"Uh oh," Lana said in fear.
"DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET FOR DOING THIS KIND OF STUFF?!" Lori yelled at Lana before she grabbed her belt.
"No, Lori. Please! NO!" Lana said in fear.
It then cuts to the outside of the house as Lori proceeded to punish Lana for what she did as Lana was screaming and crying in pain was Lori was whipping Lana with a belt.
"Owwwww! Please, Lori, stop! I didn't mean it!" Lana begged while she was being spanked.
"WHEN WILL YOU LEARN TO KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF, YOUNG LADY?!" Lori yelled at Lana while she spanked her.
Later that night, Lori was relaxing in her bedroom with Bobby, Lincoln and Ronnie Anne.
"It looks like the thirteen of us have learned that when we start us up our own families, we should remember to cook for our own family members," Lori explained to the viewers, "And come to think of it, the porkchops that I cook were such a hit from my menu of dinner meals that it might become part of the new menu by my parents," Lori then gives out a deep sigh as she lays down with Bobby, Lincoln and Ronnie Anne.