GUN!

Written By: Andy-Chan!

Warnings: Tampons and a Mary Sue!

Disclaimer: I do not own Wal-Mart, FMA, Converse, H.I.M., or Lee Company.

"Okay. Explain to me again, slowly, what you're wanting." A woman with blonde hair, which was currently in a bun, massaged her temples.

"WellMs.Hawkeye,IjustboughtthispairofpantsandInoticedasmalltearintheknees,likerighthereandIwantedtoknowifIcouldgetmymoneybackandkeepthejeans?" A brunette teenager asked. Sadly this was the slowest yet she had talked. All in one breath too.

"No you can't get you money back and keep the jeans. Isn't the hole supposed to be there anyway?"

"Wellmaybe,buttheydon'tfitverywellanyway,butareyousureIcantgetmymoneybackandkeepthem?"

"Yes, I'm sure. If they don't fit why do you want them?"

"Nevermind!" She stalked off.

"Thank God!" Riza mumbled. Next a heavy man, wearing a grey sweatshirt and pants, walked up to the counter, looking very embarrassed.

"Umm, I have a b-box of t-t-tampons. I was wondering if I could return them?"

'ARGH!' "Sir, could you first tell me what the problem was? It's a new requirement."

"My wife said they were too b-b-big. So, can I-I just return them?"

Riza shook her head to rid it of the cobwebs. "Sure, set them right here." She handed the man his money. Hey set the tampons down and walked off quickly.

'Okay, ten more minutes.' Ms. Hawkeye started to clean her work station up, when she felt a pair of eyes watching her. She turned around. A little boy was staring at her. "What do you need?"

"..."

"Can I get you anything?"

"..."

"Did you lose your mom or dad?"

"..."

"Will you please say something! Anything!"

"..."

"I can't take this!" She grabbed her gun, jumped on the counter, yelled "Take this!" and proceeded to fill the little boy full of lead. She then ran out of the store laughing maniacally, failing to notice the little boy did not bleed. A girl with blue hair, wearing a H.I.M. hoodie, black extra-high Converses, and dark Lee jeans walked by. "Oh! There's my ninjutsu dummy!"

Kinda strange again, but I like it! Please review! I would love to hear input!----Andy-Chan!