Chapter 7: Why do you like her?

While Mrs. Hikari was gone, Lan decided to relax for a while. He just hoped just for once, the author didn't bother him about this whole… aw you know it!

"Hey Lan." The author called.

Okay… he's gonna be gone… after I open my eyes, he's gonna be gone… Lan thought.

The young Net Battler closed his eyes for a few seconds. He counted.

1… He thought.

2… 3… 4…

He just hoped this was just a dream.

5…

The author was still there all right. Lan did a huge anime style back fall. Couldn't he just leave Lan alone just for once?

All right… I'll pinch…

He pinched himself. But the author was STILL there. This was getting more ridiculous.

RIDICULOUS? IT'S RIDICULOUS JUST BECAUSE I'M HERE?

Sorry. Bad narration.

Anyway, Lan sighed.

"What do you want, author?" Lan questioned.

"I just want to ask you something, Lan… why do you like Mayl?" The author asked as he stared blankly at Lan.

Lan blushed, but replied, "Hey! I- aw damn it…"

The author slapped his forehead.

"Mayl… is beautiful." Lan muttered rather shyly.

The author's mouth hung open. So opened up that he drooled like a dog, which he wasn't.

"Is that something wrong?" Lan wondered as he stared blankly at the author.

"No no no… I thought you just liked her because… well she cares about you? How much she cares? Heh heh…" Author replied.

"Wait… ooooohhhhhhhh… does the author like Mayl?" Lan questioned rather insultingly.

"Hey, moron. If I liked her, I'd be competing with you right now for her, and not helping you." The author replied.

"Yeah, he's definitely got a point." Mega Man commented from Lan's PET, who was also chuckling.

"Don't you start, Mega Man…" Lan grunted.

"Anyways, that's a good reason, Lan. Most people get married because of that… and if they're sweet… I can imagine you two marrying…" The author muttered silently.

Lan glared at the author.

"Lan and Mayl sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G! FIRST COMES LOVE, THEN COMES MARRIGE!" The author sang.

Lan got quite frustrated now.

"SHUT UP YOU !#$!$!#$!$#$!#$#$!#$$!$!$$!" Lan cursed.

The author gasped.

"You said the worst insult I hate! PREPARE TO DIE!" The author threatened as he pointed his finger at Lan.

"No! Sorry! Just don't sing again! PLEASE! MERCY!" Lan pleaded.

The author chuckled at Lan once again, as did DarkZ from his PET. As well as Mega Man.

Great… now even Mega Man's starting… Lan thought with a little anger.

After things calmed down, the author settled down.

"All right, here's what I can do. You can come to my dimension and… wait a sec." The author said.

He teleported back to his own era.

(NOTE: PLEASE READ CHAPTER 3 OF MMX: HIGH SCHOOL LIFE TO SEE THIS!)

Axl, in his apartment, had to write a story for his English class.

"My god… I have to write a story for English class in the BEGINNING OF THE YEAR? This is stupid!" Axl complained, "it's just as stupid as writing a stupid fan fic!"

The author magically appeared from the ceiling of Axl's room.

"What?" The author questioned to repeat.

"YOU HEARD ME!" Axl shouted as he faced the author.

"Screw you!" The author insulted and went back to Lan's era.

Back at Lan's home, the author once again magically appeared.

"Look, all you need to do is… Lan?"

He wasn't there. But the author looked out the window and was going to Mayl's house.

"Hey uh… Mayl? Wanna um… go to a movie tonight?" Lan offered as Mayl faced him.

"That'd be great! What time?" Mayl accepted excitedly and cheerfully as always.

"At 6?" Lan said.

"That's great! See you then!" Mayl said as she said good bye and so did Lan, and closed the door.

Lan came back home and the author was still there, but he didn't talk to Lan yet.

Eh, good enough. I'll leave him with this. The author thought and teleported back home.

Wait a sec, he didn't even talk to Lan! Oh well.

TO BE CONTINUED…

PLEASE READ MMX HIGH SCHOOL LIFE!