-The MIA Chronicles-
By: Violet Dawson
A/N: Secret #1 had been revealed Miss Anna!!
And now comes everyone's favorite part, the reviewers notes!
Ihni: Chocolate and elves, combinations just don't come much better then that do they? To answer your question, in Ohio you can get your temporary license at 15 ½, and your full license at 16. So Jenna would have been driving for close to two years.
Pasta Head: Anna reminds me of my best friend too, wait! That's because she is! ( You'll find out all about what the Sues do to them below. Oh yeah, I have an e-mail list to let my reviewers know when there's updates, if you'd like to be on that, just send me your e-mail.
GreyLadyBast: ::whips forehead with hand:: I'm glad it's very un-OFUM/PPC. Wouldn't want the balrogs on me, but then again I wouldn't want Jay and Acacia sp? I'm too lazy to go look it up on me either. I'm glad you're enjoying the story! ::hands you more chocolate to keep you coming back:: Btw, sorry for the "story not found" let's set a mini-balrog on ff.net, shall we?
Dragonlet: Yes, Sues with lightsabers...I don't know why, but don't worry this is definitely not a Starwars cross-over fic. Mostly because I don't know enough about Starwars to write a decent one. ( I invite you to send me your e-mail and join the update list. There will be chocolate in it for ya!
Madeleine541: Glad you're enjoying the story! Hope you have as much fun reading it as I'm having writing it!
Addicted: Very hazardous to peoples health, especially if those people happen to be Anna and Jenna.
Aradi: How I love your hamster on its wheel! Glad we got to chat again...it took awhile but I figured out where I'm taking it! Yeah! Anyways, read on Miss. Lizzie/Aradi/ElfMistress. (ok, now I'm stealing your hamster and I want tickets to LizzieLand!!)
Jenna woke up with a headache and a sneaking suspicion.
The headache probably had more then a little to do with the Sues knocking out her and Anna as soon as they got to the front yard.
The suspicion came from the fact that she was comfortable, too comfortable for someone who's just been attacked by Sues. And someone was banging on the door; didn't they know it was rude to know to knock when someone had a headache?
Jenna was about to get up and inform whomever it was of this fact, but the door opened first and in walked Sue #3 with an annoying, but perfect, smile on her face.
"Good morning Miss Williams, if you'll follow me please..."
Now there's something you should know about Jenna, she's rather compliant first thing in the morning. Her friends have had great amounts of fun with this fact, but that is a story for another day.
So Jenna, being her compliant early-morning self, stood up and followed Sue #3 out the door.
Anna, however, did not have a compliant early-morning self.
In fact on this particular morning she woke up and continued working on her patching job of the ozone layer.
Sue #2 opened the door and was soon several more shades of red thanks to Anna's version of "I don't particularly like MarySues."
But being a Sue herself, she quickly regained her composure and started speaking;
"Good morning Miss Donavan, if you'll follow me please..."
Anna replied with something to the extent of "No, I really don't think so."
The Sue sighed, pulled out a Men In Black type neuralizer and pointed it at Anna. Heaving her over her shoulders, the Sue left the room and headed towards Celeste's office.
Anna groaned, being neuralized was rather painful, and it made you see purple elephants. Lots of purple elephants...dancing purple elephants...dancing purple elephants wearing sombreros.
As the purple elephants faded into the distance a voice broke through her dazed state and suddenly Anna wanted the purple elephants back, they were nice once you go to know them.
"Are you positive? How could we have missed this?"
"We were told to pick up everyone in the house, what else could we have done?"
"Well, I guess we should make the best of things, she did graduate, didn't she?"
"Yes and no...mostly no."
Anna, still a bit on the neuralized side, decided joining the conversation sounded like a pretty good idea. "Excuse me, but would you mind telling me just who you are talking about?"
She slapped a hand over her mouth, she was sure that wasn't what she'd meant to say because what she'd meant to say had a lot more four letter words.
She tried again; "I'm awfully confused, where I am?"
Celeste raised one perfectly arched eyebrow at Sue #2, who nodded and smiled.
Anna tried again; "My words don't seem to be coming out right, though I can't imagine why."
"MarySue rule #67; a good Sue never curses." Celeste said, smirking in a way that didn't look quite right on her perfect face.
"Well it's a good thing I'm not a MarySue then." Anna replied, already sick of perfect, polite English.
"Not yet anyway." Celeste was smirking again, it was still annoying.
She turned away from Anna and back to Sue #2, "what do you mean no?"
Sue #2 took a few steps toward the door before she answered, "well, she never took her final exams...which means she didn't graduate, but I'm sure she could pass them now...I think."
Anna was stunned, never before had she seen an indecisive Sue, had she had her own voice back, she could have had a lot of fun with this.
Celeste paused and cast a tired look towards the door "Bring her in, let's see what a mess she's made of herself."
Sue #2 nodded and opened the door for Sue #3 who was leading a still early- morning compliant Jenna.
Celeste immediately put on her patented AnnoyedSueFace. "Miss Williams, welcome back."
Jenna glared at her; early-morning compliancy was starting to wear off.
Anna looked from Jenna to Celeste and back again, "Jenna dear, is there something you'd like to tell me? Perhaps why you are being welcomed back to a place you've never been before?"
Anna talking like a bad 100-year-old novel did a good job of waking Jenna up the rest of the way.
"Um...no not really...tell me Miss Anna, have you seen any purple elephants lately?"
"Why yes, as a matter of fact I have, they were quite pleasant elephants actually. So back to the question at hand..."
"Hasn't she told you Miss Donavan? Miss Williams here is one exam away from graduation." Celeste interrupted, she was still smirking, and it was still annoying.
Anna glared at Jenna, said something that sounded like "oh" and went over to the corner to talk to her purple elephants.
A/N: So...what do ya think? Has Jenna turned to the darkside? If so, will Anna join her? And who in the world is Celeste? All this and more will be answered in...::dundundun:: Chapter 5! Coming soon to a computer screen near you! I must give credit where credit it due, the Men In Black idea was all Miss Anna's. She is smart, intelligent and creative and never ceases to amaze me, so ya'll remember to thank her if ya see her. Also, a note to all my loyal reviewers, I've hired some rather well known hobbits to bring you chocolate. Yes, you have to return them to Middle Earth when you're done, I'm sorry...
By: Violet Dawson
A/N: Secret #1 had been revealed Miss Anna!!
And now comes everyone's favorite part, the reviewers notes!
Ihni: Chocolate and elves, combinations just don't come much better then that do they? To answer your question, in Ohio you can get your temporary license at 15 ½, and your full license at 16. So Jenna would have been driving for close to two years.
Pasta Head: Anna reminds me of my best friend too, wait! That's because she is! ( You'll find out all about what the Sues do to them below. Oh yeah, I have an e-mail list to let my reviewers know when there's updates, if you'd like to be on that, just send me your e-mail.
GreyLadyBast: ::whips forehead with hand:: I'm glad it's very un-OFUM/PPC. Wouldn't want the balrogs on me, but then again I wouldn't want Jay and Acacia sp? I'm too lazy to go look it up on me either. I'm glad you're enjoying the story! ::hands you more chocolate to keep you coming back:: Btw, sorry for the "story not found" let's set a mini-balrog on ff.net, shall we?
Dragonlet: Yes, Sues with lightsabers...I don't know why, but don't worry this is definitely not a Starwars cross-over fic. Mostly because I don't know enough about Starwars to write a decent one. ( I invite you to send me your e-mail and join the update list. There will be chocolate in it for ya!
Madeleine541: Glad you're enjoying the story! Hope you have as much fun reading it as I'm having writing it!
Addicted: Very hazardous to peoples health, especially if those people happen to be Anna and Jenna.
Aradi: How I love your hamster on its wheel! Glad we got to chat again...it took awhile but I figured out where I'm taking it! Yeah! Anyways, read on Miss. Lizzie/Aradi/ElfMistress. (ok, now I'm stealing your hamster and I want tickets to LizzieLand!!)
Jenna woke up with a headache and a sneaking suspicion.
The headache probably had more then a little to do with the Sues knocking out her and Anna as soon as they got to the front yard.
The suspicion came from the fact that she was comfortable, too comfortable for someone who's just been attacked by Sues. And someone was banging on the door; didn't they know it was rude to know to knock when someone had a headache?
Jenna was about to get up and inform whomever it was of this fact, but the door opened first and in walked Sue #3 with an annoying, but perfect, smile on her face.
"Good morning Miss Williams, if you'll follow me please..."
Now there's something you should know about Jenna, she's rather compliant first thing in the morning. Her friends have had great amounts of fun with this fact, but that is a story for another day.
So Jenna, being her compliant early-morning self, stood up and followed Sue #3 out the door.
Anna, however, did not have a compliant early-morning self.
In fact on this particular morning she woke up and continued working on her patching job of the ozone layer.
Sue #2 opened the door and was soon several more shades of red thanks to Anna's version of "I don't particularly like MarySues."
But being a Sue herself, she quickly regained her composure and started speaking;
"Good morning Miss Donavan, if you'll follow me please..."
Anna replied with something to the extent of "No, I really don't think so."
The Sue sighed, pulled out a Men In Black type neuralizer and pointed it at Anna. Heaving her over her shoulders, the Sue left the room and headed towards Celeste's office.
Anna groaned, being neuralized was rather painful, and it made you see purple elephants. Lots of purple elephants...dancing purple elephants...dancing purple elephants wearing sombreros.
As the purple elephants faded into the distance a voice broke through her dazed state and suddenly Anna wanted the purple elephants back, they were nice once you go to know them.
"Are you positive? How could we have missed this?"
"We were told to pick up everyone in the house, what else could we have done?"
"Well, I guess we should make the best of things, she did graduate, didn't she?"
"Yes and no...mostly no."
Anna, still a bit on the neuralized side, decided joining the conversation sounded like a pretty good idea. "Excuse me, but would you mind telling me just who you are talking about?"
She slapped a hand over her mouth, she was sure that wasn't what she'd meant to say because what she'd meant to say had a lot more four letter words.
She tried again; "I'm awfully confused, where I am?"
Celeste raised one perfectly arched eyebrow at Sue #2, who nodded and smiled.
Anna tried again; "My words don't seem to be coming out right, though I can't imagine why."
"MarySue rule #67; a good Sue never curses." Celeste said, smirking in a way that didn't look quite right on her perfect face.
"Well it's a good thing I'm not a MarySue then." Anna replied, already sick of perfect, polite English.
"Not yet anyway." Celeste was smirking again, it was still annoying.
She turned away from Anna and back to Sue #2, "what do you mean no?"
Sue #2 took a few steps toward the door before she answered, "well, she never took her final exams...which means she didn't graduate, but I'm sure she could pass them now...I think."
Anna was stunned, never before had she seen an indecisive Sue, had she had her own voice back, she could have had a lot of fun with this.
Celeste paused and cast a tired look towards the door "Bring her in, let's see what a mess she's made of herself."
Sue #2 nodded and opened the door for Sue #3 who was leading a still early- morning compliant Jenna.
Celeste immediately put on her patented AnnoyedSueFace. "Miss Williams, welcome back."
Jenna glared at her; early-morning compliancy was starting to wear off.
Anna looked from Jenna to Celeste and back again, "Jenna dear, is there something you'd like to tell me? Perhaps why you are being welcomed back to a place you've never been before?"
Anna talking like a bad 100-year-old novel did a good job of waking Jenna up the rest of the way.
"Um...no not really...tell me Miss Anna, have you seen any purple elephants lately?"
"Why yes, as a matter of fact I have, they were quite pleasant elephants actually. So back to the question at hand..."
"Hasn't she told you Miss Donavan? Miss Williams here is one exam away from graduation." Celeste interrupted, she was still smirking, and it was still annoying.
Anna glared at Jenna, said something that sounded like "oh" and went over to the corner to talk to her purple elephants.
A/N: So...what do ya think? Has Jenna turned to the darkside? If so, will Anna join her? And who in the world is Celeste? All this and more will be answered in...::dundundun:: Chapter 5! Coming soon to a computer screen near you! I must give credit where credit it due, the Men In Black idea was all Miss Anna's. She is smart, intelligent and creative and never ceases to amaze me, so ya'll remember to thank her if ya see her. Also, a note to all my loyal reviewers, I've hired some rather well known hobbits to bring you chocolate. Yes, you have to return them to Middle Earth when you're done, I'm sorry...