-The MIA Chronicles-
By: Violet Dawson
Author's Notes: An apology goes to all my reviewers for the confusion that surrounded chapter 4. I'll be more careful about posting from now on. ( Also, I'd just like to say that never in my life have I heard Anna 'curse up a storm', actually I've never even seen her upset and therefore have to rely on what she's told me she does. She has the patience of Noah and can deal with monkie children better than I can ever even hope to. So in this chapter I hope to introduce you all to something closer to the Anna that I know and love. Anna dear, please tell me how you think I did. I wuv you!
AND NOW...the moment you've all been waiting for...ladies and gentleman, live from television studios in...well, Ohio it's the reviewer's notes! ::dang oh dang was that tacky, oh well!::
GreyLadyBast: Neat is a good word, glad you liked the twist. I was worried what kind of reactions I'd get for it. ::shrugs:: Anyways, thanks for the helpful advice on men in black equipment and miss. You can have a purple elephant AND chocolate, both of which will be sent to you directly. Thanks for your wonderful reviews!!
Starbrat: It is the MarySues who are doomed! ::crazy person laugh::
Madeleine541: thanks for the review!
Ithinkineedanewname: I'm glad you like my story! Let your imagination run wild, I love it!
Ihni: The chocolate is yours to keep, the hobbits, like library books, can be kept three weeks and then returned or you must pay a late fee. Celeste is a mystery yet to be revealed, only the Anna knows, but she's not a baby elephant!
CrumbleViolet: I like my ear and my right foot right where they are thank you. But I'm glad you're enjoying the story and hope you come back to read more!
"Rule 239A...rule 85B...rule 92D...rule 1,110C..." Celeste had been rambling on for about ten minutes now with an amazingly long list of rules Jenna had managed to break in the last year; everything from breaking a nail to cutting her hair.
Jenna was quite proud of herself actually; she'd never made a Sue turn blue from yelling before.
It was quite an accomplishment when you realize how many songs they can belt out in one sitting. Not that she was really listening mind you, she was having too much fun counting the shades of blue Celeste was turning, eight to be exact, no no wait, nine.
Jenna gave a smirk of her own, it annoyed Celeste. She turned her attention toward the Sue when she realized she was speaking actually words for a change.
"...you can take your final exams in a week Miss Williams, then you'll go out on assignment."
Jenna glared at her, "Assignment? Somehow I just don't think so, I'm leaving now. Come on Anna." Jenna grabbed Anna's hand and started towards the door, but was stopped by Sue's #2 and #3.
Celeste clicked her tongue as the two were effectively turned back towards her.
"You, Miss Williams are restricted to the grounds until further notice.
She then turned toward Anna with a much more pleasant tone; "Welcome to the MIA Miss Donavan, classes start in a week. Until then, please make yourself at home." She gave Anna and sugary-sweet smile and walked back to her desk.
The Sues turned on Jenna and Anna and led them back out the door. Once in the hallway, the two were led in different directions, but to the same place.
(best not to ask how this is done, this IS MarySue headquarters after all, plot holes abound)
The place where all MarySues get their start, the SueSpa.
For the rest of the morning and into the afternoon, the two girls were poked, primped and prodded into perfect Sue form.
It was scary really, by the time they were led to their rooms neither one of them recognized themselves in the mirror and none of the changes were for the better as far as they were concerned.
Jenna examined her reflection in the mirror; she'd looked like this once before.
It had all been fun and games then, before she'd seen the delicate threads of a canonical universe torn apart. She stood there for a minute, pondering fate's strange sense of humor that she would be back to the one place she'd sworn never to set foot in again.
Reaching out, she turned the mirror towards the wall, best not to think about that right now, right now she had to go get chocolate.
Jenna tapped lightly on Anna's door "Anna, it's Jenna. I come bearing chocolate, can I come in?"
There was a long pause before a voice came from inside. "That depends, how much chocolate do you have?"
Jenna had to smile, she may look different, but it was still her Anna.
"Enough for two teenage girls, an elf and a mazoku general."
She could hear Anna laughing in spite of herself. "Did you perchance bring a mazoku general with you?"
"If I say no, will you still let me in?"
"Yes."
"Then no."
The door opened and out popped the head of a very blond Anna. The two girls looked at each other for about a minute and then started cracking up.
Several passing Sues gave them looks, not seeing anything funny. But people had given them the same look all the time back when they were in realty so they didn't even notice.
Anna pulled Jenna in, closed the door and flopped down on the bed, still cracking up at the sight of her platinum blond friend.
"So where's my chocolate?" Anna asked when she finally stopped laughing long enough to talk.
Jenna brought out two cans of chocolate frosting and something that looked like crackers that Anna couldn't quite identify. She gave Jenna a questioning look.
"Lembas." Jenna explained, "Don't ask me why but it goes great with chocolate frosting."
She shrugged and sat down on the bed next to Anna, handing her the promised chocolate.
They just sat there for a while, munching on chocolate and elven way bread in the comfortable silence that had settled between them, giggling every now and again at the sight of each other in SueState.
Jenna yawned and curled her now taller than ever self up on the end of the bed.
"You could have told me you know..." Anna said slowly, not wanting to break the silence but knowing she needed to.
"And what was I supposed to say? 'Hi, my name is Jenna and I'm a MarySue?' Didn't think that would go over so well. Besides, I didn't want you to call the nice people in the white coats on me." Jenna replied softy.
"Nah, I would never call them on you because they'd take me too." Anna smiled for a minute and then grew serious again;
"All MarySues have a department, right?"
"Right."
"So what was yours?"
Jenna paused before she answered, laughing to herself at the irony of it all "Lord of the Rings."
"So...have you been to Middle Earth?"
Jenna didn't say anything, but nodded. "Twice, but I've never met anyone, it was just to get used to teleporting and such."
"Is it as beautiful as all the books say it is?"
"Better."
"Are you happy to be going back?"
"No."
Jenna's answer was firm and more then a little surprising.
"Why?"
"Because our being there takes away from it somehow...kinda like when you were little and Christmas presents were always better before you opened them. Does that make any sense?"
It was Anna's turn to nod as she reached for their abandoned snack.
"Lembas Miss Jenna? Don't ask my why but it goes great with chocolate frosting."
Jenna looked at her companion and smiled, reminded once again of what a blessing her Anna was to her.
"I've got a better idea," Jenna said, reaching into a bag she'd brought with her and pulling out two huge bottles of shampoo "this Sue color comes out in twenty-three washes, I suggest we get started."
A/N: Will Jenna and Anna ever get the Sue color out? Will Jenna be forced into returning to Middle Earth as a MarySue? Will Anna go with her? Does chocolate frosting really taste good with Lembas? Tune in next time to find out! To all my loyal reviewers out there, expect your next chocolate supply to come via FedEx with two tickets to Middle Earth, please do not fangirl tackle the elves...
By: Violet Dawson
Author's Notes: An apology goes to all my reviewers for the confusion that surrounded chapter 4. I'll be more careful about posting from now on. ( Also, I'd just like to say that never in my life have I heard Anna 'curse up a storm', actually I've never even seen her upset and therefore have to rely on what she's told me she does. She has the patience of Noah and can deal with monkie children better than I can ever even hope to. So in this chapter I hope to introduce you all to something closer to the Anna that I know and love. Anna dear, please tell me how you think I did. I wuv you!
AND NOW...the moment you've all been waiting for...ladies and gentleman, live from television studios in...well, Ohio it's the reviewer's notes! ::dang oh dang was that tacky, oh well!::
GreyLadyBast: Neat is a good word, glad you liked the twist. I was worried what kind of reactions I'd get for it. ::shrugs:: Anyways, thanks for the helpful advice on men in black equipment and miss. You can have a purple elephant AND chocolate, both of which will be sent to you directly. Thanks for your wonderful reviews!!
Starbrat: It is the MarySues who are doomed! ::crazy person laugh::
Madeleine541: thanks for the review!
Ithinkineedanewname: I'm glad you like my story! Let your imagination run wild, I love it!
Ihni: The chocolate is yours to keep, the hobbits, like library books, can be kept three weeks and then returned or you must pay a late fee. Celeste is a mystery yet to be revealed, only the Anna knows, but she's not a baby elephant!
CrumbleViolet: I like my ear and my right foot right where they are thank you. But I'm glad you're enjoying the story and hope you come back to read more!
"Rule 239A...rule 85B...rule 92D...rule 1,110C..." Celeste had been rambling on for about ten minutes now with an amazingly long list of rules Jenna had managed to break in the last year; everything from breaking a nail to cutting her hair.
Jenna was quite proud of herself actually; she'd never made a Sue turn blue from yelling before.
It was quite an accomplishment when you realize how many songs they can belt out in one sitting. Not that she was really listening mind you, she was having too much fun counting the shades of blue Celeste was turning, eight to be exact, no no wait, nine.
Jenna gave a smirk of her own, it annoyed Celeste. She turned her attention toward the Sue when she realized she was speaking actually words for a change.
"...you can take your final exams in a week Miss Williams, then you'll go out on assignment."
Jenna glared at her, "Assignment? Somehow I just don't think so, I'm leaving now. Come on Anna." Jenna grabbed Anna's hand and started towards the door, but was stopped by Sue's #2 and #3.
Celeste clicked her tongue as the two were effectively turned back towards her.
"You, Miss Williams are restricted to the grounds until further notice.
She then turned toward Anna with a much more pleasant tone; "Welcome to the MIA Miss Donavan, classes start in a week. Until then, please make yourself at home." She gave Anna and sugary-sweet smile and walked back to her desk.
The Sues turned on Jenna and Anna and led them back out the door. Once in the hallway, the two were led in different directions, but to the same place.
(best not to ask how this is done, this IS MarySue headquarters after all, plot holes abound)
The place where all MarySues get their start, the SueSpa.
For the rest of the morning and into the afternoon, the two girls were poked, primped and prodded into perfect Sue form.
It was scary really, by the time they were led to their rooms neither one of them recognized themselves in the mirror and none of the changes were for the better as far as they were concerned.
Jenna examined her reflection in the mirror; she'd looked like this once before.
It had all been fun and games then, before she'd seen the delicate threads of a canonical universe torn apart. She stood there for a minute, pondering fate's strange sense of humor that she would be back to the one place she'd sworn never to set foot in again.
Reaching out, she turned the mirror towards the wall, best not to think about that right now, right now she had to go get chocolate.
Jenna tapped lightly on Anna's door "Anna, it's Jenna. I come bearing chocolate, can I come in?"
There was a long pause before a voice came from inside. "That depends, how much chocolate do you have?"
Jenna had to smile, she may look different, but it was still her Anna.
"Enough for two teenage girls, an elf and a mazoku general."
She could hear Anna laughing in spite of herself. "Did you perchance bring a mazoku general with you?"
"If I say no, will you still let me in?"
"Yes."
"Then no."
The door opened and out popped the head of a very blond Anna. The two girls looked at each other for about a minute and then started cracking up.
Several passing Sues gave them looks, not seeing anything funny. But people had given them the same look all the time back when they were in realty so they didn't even notice.
Anna pulled Jenna in, closed the door and flopped down on the bed, still cracking up at the sight of her platinum blond friend.
"So where's my chocolate?" Anna asked when she finally stopped laughing long enough to talk.
Jenna brought out two cans of chocolate frosting and something that looked like crackers that Anna couldn't quite identify. She gave Jenna a questioning look.
"Lembas." Jenna explained, "Don't ask me why but it goes great with chocolate frosting."
She shrugged and sat down on the bed next to Anna, handing her the promised chocolate.
They just sat there for a while, munching on chocolate and elven way bread in the comfortable silence that had settled between them, giggling every now and again at the sight of each other in SueState.
Jenna yawned and curled her now taller than ever self up on the end of the bed.
"You could have told me you know..." Anna said slowly, not wanting to break the silence but knowing she needed to.
"And what was I supposed to say? 'Hi, my name is Jenna and I'm a MarySue?' Didn't think that would go over so well. Besides, I didn't want you to call the nice people in the white coats on me." Jenna replied softy.
"Nah, I would never call them on you because they'd take me too." Anna smiled for a minute and then grew serious again;
"All MarySues have a department, right?"
"Right."
"So what was yours?"
Jenna paused before she answered, laughing to herself at the irony of it all "Lord of the Rings."
"So...have you been to Middle Earth?"
Jenna didn't say anything, but nodded. "Twice, but I've never met anyone, it was just to get used to teleporting and such."
"Is it as beautiful as all the books say it is?"
"Better."
"Are you happy to be going back?"
"No."
Jenna's answer was firm and more then a little surprising.
"Why?"
"Because our being there takes away from it somehow...kinda like when you were little and Christmas presents were always better before you opened them. Does that make any sense?"
It was Anna's turn to nod as she reached for their abandoned snack.
"Lembas Miss Jenna? Don't ask my why but it goes great with chocolate frosting."
Jenna looked at her companion and smiled, reminded once again of what a blessing her Anna was to her.
"I've got a better idea," Jenna said, reaching into a bag she'd brought with her and pulling out two huge bottles of shampoo "this Sue color comes out in twenty-three washes, I suggest we get started."
A/N: Will Jenna and Anna ever get the Sue color out? Will Jenna be forced into returning to Middle Earth as a MarySue? Will Anna go with her? Does chocolate frosting really taste good with Lembas? Tune in next time to find out! To all my loyal reviewers out there, expect your next chocolate supply to come via FedEx with two tickets to Middle Earth, please do not fangirl tackle the elves...