-The MIA Chronicles-
By: Violet Dawson
Reviewer's Notes...::hears sighs from the crowd:: oh come on! You know you love 'em!
Aradi: Yes chocolate...and your elfie. All for your little lonesome, may I recommend making him wear blue? Thanks for all your help with this chapter! You rock!
Camilla Sandman: Jenna the Sue brings back flashbacks? Is there something we need to know about? ;)
Meoi Ishrow (aka Allyce): Funny shizzle? I don't know, but I know you and am therefore not even going to ask. See ya tomorrow!
Addicted: What happened where? ::looks back at chapter 6:: Yup, it was basically Jenna graduating from the MIA's training program and the introduction of Allyce (Mysterious Figure #1) Still confused? IM or e-mail me!
IthinkIneedanewname: Yes, MarySues are evil, let us set a mini balrog on them!
Ihni: I don't do well with description, so I guess I tend to avoid it all together. But for you I'll try. Jenna is tall and thin with brown hair and brown eyes, but right now she looks like every other Sue. Does that help at all? I'll try to be more descriptive in the future.
As Jenna watched the mysterious figure start down the hallway, she was suddenly struck with a sneaking suspicion. (say that one five times fast. hee hee)
Being of a rather curious nature and realizing that the day couldn't possibly get much worse anyways, she decided to try out her theory.
"Allyce Rusnak, just who are you calling a Sue?"
The mysterious figure now known as Allyce turned slowly and Jenna had to try hard not to smile at the look on her face. She managed to get away with a small wave and a smirk that said 'I'd rather be laughing at you right now'.
"Jenna? What are you doing here?" Allyce asked slowly.
Jenna's smile quickly faded and a change of subject seemed to be in order. "Um...let's not talk about that right now...Allyce, this is the Anna I'm always talking about. Anna, this is Allyce, my friend with people in her head."
Introductions and an effective change of subject successfully completed, surprise of all surprises, Jenna started talking again. "So where were you going before I made my less then graceful appearance?"
Allyce opened her mouth to answer, thought better of it and started walking down the hallways again. Jenna grabbed Anna and followed, thinking her friend was acting rather out of character.
"This meeting will now come to order." Announced a tall, gorgeous blond with a dizzying array of eye colors.
Anywhere else, she would have stuck out like a celebrity actually shopping at Payless, but at the MIA she fit right in. The girl waited patiently as the collaboration of Sues settled down. Once the noise had settled to a mild roar, she continued;
"Some of you may recognize me, but for those who don't, my name is Lizzie Carlton, head of SFISFB or students forced into sueism fight back."
"Spafizzba?" Anna whispered, Jenna laughed and they both received a glare from Lizzie.
"You have been brought here tonight for a spefic purpose, several Sues will be sent out within the next two weeks to actual canon universes. As you know, this is a very serious issue..."
Lizzie stopped as she received two nods of agreement and a half a dozen blank stares.
"You DO know what's going on here...right?" The stares got blanker.
"MarySue...canon universes...MarySue in canon universes?" The stares continued to grow in their blankness and Lizzie just sighed.
"OK, let me explain. All the MarySues that have gone out before have gone to a Suelike copy of the canon universe, not the actual one. It didn't matter what they did there, because they CREATED it, when they left it just disappeared, actually canon remaining unharmed. But now they've found a way into the actual canon universes. Understand now?"
The blank stares became less blank and more heads began to nod. It was a wonderful thing, being able to make a dozen new blonds understand something. Oh no wait, here came a question...dang!
"But what are we going to do about it?" Asked a stunning red head now and forever more known as Shannon Ripley. Ok, that wasn't really a question, she'd still made them understand, point for Lizzie!
"We are going to do a number of things about it and here to talk about one of those is Ihni Winterwind."
Up stepped yet another gorgeous Sue, there really was getting to be a good number of them around. This particular one with raven black hair that left no doubt how good it would look in moonlight and some unidentifiable eye color that could have been gray, but nothing on a Sue is ever described in one word, especially not a normal word such as "gray".
Not wasting time with introductions, she picked up right where Lizzie had left off. "The first thing we need to do is identify which universes are to be targeted, so far we've found three...there may be more."
Turning, she wrote on the board behind her:
Slayers - Xelloss Metallium
Digimon - Matt Ishida
LOTR - Legolas Greenleaf
Having finished the list of poor unfortunate canonicals, she stared down each Sue present. "Next comes the hard part...we've also got the list of Sues." Writing again, she added to her list:
Slayers - Xelloss Metallium - Anna Donavan
Digimon - Matt Ishida - Allyce Rusnak
LOTR - Legolas Greenleaf - Jenna Williams
Using their incredible Sue powers, the three girls mentioned decided it sounded like a good time to leave.
A/N: Ok, so it's a little short, and a little late, but at least it's here! After much debate and much trail and error, I think I've finally figured out where I wanna go with this. Oh! And Miss Anna is going to do some writing! ::cheers for Anna:: I do believe you'll enjoy what she has to say, she having a much better way with words then I. But so yeah...enough with the rambling, that'll be a couple chapters off and I'll let you know. My loyal reviewers can expect to be rewarded with chocolate and the deed to the Godiva store nearest them, enjoy!
By: Violet Dawson
Reviewer's Notes...::hears sighs from the crowd:: oh come on! You know you love 'em!
Aradi: Yes chocolate...and your elfie. All for your little lonesome, may I recommend making him wear blue? Thanks for all your help with this chapter! You rock!
Camilla Sandman: Jenna the Sue brings back flashbacks? Is there something we need to know about? ;)
Meoi Ishrow (aka Allyce): Funny shizzle? I don't know, but I know you and am therefore not even going to ask. See ya tomorrow!
Addicted: What happened where? ::looks back at chapter 6:: Yup, it was basically Jenna graduating from the MIA's training program and the introduction of Allyce (Mysterious Figure #1) Still confused? IM or e-mail me!
IthinkIneedanewname: Yes, MarySues are evil, let us set a mini balrog on them!
Ihni: I don't do well with description, so I guess I tend to avoid it all together. But for you I'll try. Jenna is tall and thin with brown hair and brown eyes, but right now she looks like every other Sue. Does that help at all? I'll try to be more descriptive in the future.
As Jenna watched the mysterious figure start down the hallway, she was suddenly struck with a sneaking suspicion. (say that one five times fast. hee hee)
Being of a rather curious nature and realizing that the day couldn't possibly get much worse anyways, she decided to try out her theory.
"Allyce Rusnak, just who are you calling a Sue?"
The mysterious figure now known as Allyce turned slowly and Jenna had to try hard not to smile at the look on her face. She managed to get away with a small wave and a smirk that said 'I'd rather be laughing at you right now'.
"Jenna? What are you doing here?" Allyce asked slowly.
Jenna's smile quickly faded and a change of subject seemed to be in order. "Um...let's not talk about that right now...Allyce, this is the Anna I'm always talking about. Anna, this is Allyce, my friend with people in her head."
Introductions and an effective change of subject successfully completed, surprise of all surprises, Jenna started talking again. "So where were you going before I made my less then graceful appearance?"
Allyce opened her mouth to answer, thought better of it and started walking down the hallways again. Jenna grabbed Anna and followed, thinking her friend was acting rather out of character.
"This meeting will now come to order." Announced a tall, gorgeous blond with a dizzying array of eye colors.
Anywhere else, she would have stuck out like a celebrity actually shopping at Payless, but at the MIA she fit right in. The girl waited patiently as the collaboration of Sues settled down. Once the noise had settled to a mild roar, she continued;
"Some of you may recognize me, but for those who don't, my name is Lizzie Carlton, head of SFISFB or students forced into sueism fight back."
"Spafizzba?" Anna whispered, Jenna laughed and they both received a glare from Lizzie.
"You have been brought here tonight for a spefic purpose, several Sues will be sent out within the next two weeks to actual canon universes. As you know, this is a very serious issue..."
Lizzie stopped as she received two nods of agreement and a half a dozen blank stares.
"You DO know what's going on here...right?" The stares got blanker.
"MarySue...canon universes...MarySue in canon universes?" The stares continued to grow in their blankness and Lizzie just sighed.
"OK, let me explain. All the MarySues that have gone out before have gone to a Suelike copy of the canon universe, not the actual one. It didn't matter what they did there, because they CREATED it, when they left it just disappeared, actually canon remaining unharmed. But now they've found a way into the actual canon universes. Understand now?"
The blank stares became less blank and more heads began to nod. It was a wonderful thing, being able to make a dozen new blonds understand something. Oh no wait, here came a question...dang!
"But what are we going to do about it?" Asked a stunning red head now and forever more known as Shannon Ripley. Ok, that wasn't really a question, she'd still made them understand, point for Lizzie!
"We are going to do a number of things about it and here to talk about one of those is Ihni Winterwind."
Up stepped yet another gorgeous Sue, there really was getting to be a good number of them around. This particular one with raven black hair that left no doubt how good it would look in moonlight and some unidentifiable eye color that could have been gray, but nothing on a Sue is ever described in one word, especially not a normal word such as "gray".
Not wasting time with introductions, she picked up right where Lizzie had left off. "The first thing we need to do is identify which universes are to be targeted, so far we've found three...there may be more."
Turning, she wrote on the board behind her:
Slayers - Xelloss Metallium
Digimon - Matt Ishida
LOTR - Legolas Greenleaf
Having finished the list of poor unfortunate canonicals, she stared down each Sue present. "Next comes the hard part...we've also got the list of Sues." Writing again, she added to her list:
Slayers - Xelloss Metallium - Anna Donavan
Digimon - Matt Ishida - Allyce Rusnak
LOTR - Legolas Greenleaf - Jenna Williams
Using their incredible Sue powers, the three girls mentioned decided it sounded like a good time to leave.
A/N: Ok, so it's a little short, and a little late, but at least it's here! After much debate and much trail and error, I think I've finally figured out where I wanna go with this. Oh! And Miss Anna is going to do some writing! ::cheers for Anna:: I do believe you'll enjoy what she has to say, she having a much better way with words then I. But so yeah...enough with the rambling, that'll be a couple chapters off and I'll let you know. My loyal reviewers can expect to be rewarded with chocolate and the deed to the Godiva store nearest them, enjoy!