The Stalker Returns
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Well, everything was right as rain in Hogwarts. EA kept popping up here and there, searching for Uni's boyfriend, Kakashi.
Kakashi, however, did not want to be found.
EA was walking around one day thinking of Kakashi in a thong, when she came upon a well with a lid on it.
Maybe Kakashi is in there…
She went over and lifted up the lid. She looked down the deep dark hole.
"Hello! Kakashi, you in there?"
But all she heard was the echoes bouncing off the walls and back up to her.
Oh well.
EA shrugged her shoulders, picked up her net and thong, and continued searching through the halls of Hogwarts.
Meanwhile, Uni, TT, and Flitwick were watching the new show, 'How to Survive.' They showed how to survive on Mount. Everest, in storms, hurricanes, and lightning.
Flitwick listened very closely to this part. For he did not want to make the same dumb mistake as last time.
Uni then jumped up and started poking and screaming at Flitwick. "I told you!"
Then Flitwick crossed his arms and stuck his tongue out at her.
Uni smiled and TT rolled her eyes. I think these people have been here too long.
All of a sudden, a giant thump came from down the hall, and the 3 jumped up in fright.
"What was that?" TT asked.
"Maybe EA found my boyfriend…" Uni growled.
Flitwick started running around and TT game him a yo yo.
He seemed to tangle himself, but it kept him busy.
TT was thinking by now, these people are using wands and flying brooms
and he can't even figure out how to use a yo yo…
She shook her head in disappointment.
They heard the thump again. This time, it seemed louder.
Flitwick jumped up, tangled in the yo yo string.
Then the door burst open, and a woman with corpsey short black hair lifted her arms and started walking towards them.
Uni screamed, "It's the stalker!" And pointed at Mrs. Corpsey Miller.
TT then hid behind Uni. "We didn't watch the tape! We didn't hear the phone ring! We didn't eat the last jelly bean! It was Flitwick!"
Flitwick was lying on the floor, trying to untangle himself (without succeeding) "It was earwax!"
Still, the stalker didn't stop walking towards the three. Uni was getting into her ninja mode again; ready to do her back flips.
TT threw up her hands. "What a showoff!"
Well, it looked like the end of our story, but showoff Uni pushed the stalker out a window and was eaten by Fluffy.
"For a man, or women, eating dog, what kind of a name is Fluffy?"
"You should ask Hagrid, he's at the beach today." Uni told TT.
Flitwick squealed really really loud, which made Uni and TT really freaked out. (Because usually it was TT who squealed when Uni gave her hugs) But by all means, no surprisement. (They always knew something was wrong with him).
Then he started to jump around clapping his hands. (Something was VERY wrong with him, not even TT does that). "Were going to the beach!"
TT rolled her eyes and Uni grumbled. "Maybe I should push him out the window, too…"