Author's Notes: This chapter was written through the many kind and patient
efforts of Miss Anna. Without whom there would be no chapter and also no
MIA.
And now.reviewer's notes!
Aradi: Two thumbs up and a stamp of approval! I'm doing good! Yea! Anyho, thank you much for the moosetracks, cookie and elf-on-lend.
Battgirl: No worries, I dunna believe he is missed as of yet.much welcome for all the chocolate and such.thank you for the reviews!
Starbrat: Whee! Action! Fun!
GreyLadyBast: Thanks for the continued encouragement and reviews! It is appreciated!
Ihni: Ok.Canon characters are those the belong in the original story (Legolas, Gimli and Aragorn are all LOTR canon characters) a canonical universe is the original place these canon characters live (Middle Earth is LOTR canon universe) canonical is just a broader term that can be used for either of those. Does that help? If not, e-mail me and I'll explain again.
Soyotome: Welcome to the review board, I'm glad you like the story! Remember to pick up your reviewer's chocolate on the way out!
-The MIA Chronicles-
By: Violet Dawson
Soon the three Sues-to-be were flopped down in chairs scattered around Allyce's room, having kicked off the clothes and other, less identifiable substances that had occupied them before.
"It's not fair..." Jenna whined after awhile, breaking the silence.
Anna sat for a minute, continuing to stare off into space. "It could be worse, I suppose..."
Allyce looked from a sullen Anna to an equally sullen Jenna and back again. "What's wrong with you two? I get to make-out with Matt! Boo-yah!"
Jenna groaned and turned toward Allyce, "You're not 'making-out' with anyone. Ever heard of protecting the canon?"
Allyce glared at Jenna, wishing for once she would give in to the dark side. "You know Jenna, you are no fun. Making-out can be an enjoyable experience for all! Especially me!"
Allyce gave one of those looks, you know, the kind that made Jenna turn many shades of red.
"Right Allyce, and how exactly would you know wither or not it's an enjoyable experience?" She didn't really want to know the answer to that, and Allyce knew it, so she stayed quiet.
'Bicker bicker bicker.' Anna mulled silently, brooding in her own little stew of thoughts.
"Okay, listen up you two, that is enough! Number One: this is a MarySue operation, therefore it is bad. Number Two: It involves us becoming MarySues which is even worse!" Anna said, counting on her fingers as she went.
Jenna shot Allyce a smug look of triumph as Anna stated her point of the argument exactly. "See! Anna agrees with me! Who would want some anime guy anyways?" Jenna said.
Quickly realizing her error, she slapped a hand over her mouth, but alas, it was too late..the words had been spoken and there was nothing she could do but wait for the explosion. But, the explosion never came..
"However..." Anna paused thoughtfully, ignoring the previous comment from Jenna and hoping that if she pretended she had never heard it, maybe Allyce would let it go too. Jenna could really be blond when she wanted to. "It involves me meeting Xelloss, automatically making the first two reasons void, therefore leading to the conclusion that we should go!"
Now it was Allyce's turn to be smug as Jenna's jaw dropped.
"Ha! See that Jenna!? I win!" Allyce grinned broadly as Anna simply smiled and nodded her agreement. Anime bishies were good.
"Hey-" She paused and spun to face Jenna. "Did you just say 'some anime guy'??!"
"Um...I wuv you! That's a good answer, I'm gonna stick with that one." Jenna replied, looking for a hiding place and cursing her internal blondness. Finding nothing that would hold off that wrath of an angry Allyce, she just sat there, realizing she was a deer in the preverbal headlights.
With the amazing speed only possessed by a ticked off anime buff, Allyce crossed the room in 2.5 seconds and pounced on Jenna. Jenna managed to get out something to the extent of "You're right, bishies are good." As she was being knocked out of her chair and unto the floor.
Her angered subsided for the time being, Allyce stood and extended a hand to her fallen friend. "Besides," Anna said, "you really can't talk, how many times have you watched Lord of the Rings?"
Jenna wasn't sure she liked where this was going, but decided honesty was a better idea than getting on Anna's bad side. "Seven"
Anna nodded as though her point had already been made, but continued for those of us who live outside her head. "And how many times did you watch it for the plot?"
"Twice." Now Jenna was sure she didn't like where this was going.
"mm hmm, and what did you watch it for the other five times?"
"The amazing costume and set designs?"
"Jenna?"
"To compare and contrast differences between the movies and the books?"
"Jenna!"
"Fine, for the elves."
Anna nodded; her point had been both proven and driven home with a sledge hammer. Point for Anna. "Now." she started again, quickly moving into sensible 'I don't want the Sues to kill me' mode, "I suggest we go see Celeste."
"Celeste? Oh no no no no no! I don't like that woman at all. I don't wanna see Celeste, do you wanna see Celeste? Why would you wanna see Celeste? I really don't think we wanna."
"Jenna dear, you're rambling."
"Oh.sorry"
And with no further discussion the three girls snuck out the window, over the balcony, a crossed the trellis, though another window and into Celeste's office.
A/N: Sorry this is so short, but I just wanted to get something up for you all, I'll try to have a longer chapter up.when I can. Remember to pick up your chocolate and canonical of choice on your way out.the exit door can be found by pushing that nice blueish/purpleish/grayish button near the bottom left of your screen.
And now.reviewer's notes!
Aradi: Two thumbs up and a stamp of approval! I'm doing good! Yea! Anyho, thank you much for the moosetracks, cookie and elf-on-lend.
Battgirl: No worries, I dunna believe he is missed as of yet.much welcome for all the chocolate and such.thank you for the reviews!
Starbrat: Whee! Action! Fun!
GreyLadyBast: Thanks for the continued encouragement and reviews! It is appreciated!
Ihni: Ok.Canon characters are those the belong in the original story (Legolas, Gimli and Aragorn are all LOTR canon characters) a canonical universe is the original place these canon characters live (Middle Earth is LOTR canon universe) canonical is just a broader term that can be used for either of those. Does that help? If not, e-mail me and I'll explain again.
Soyotome: Welcome to the review board, I'm glad you like the story! Remember to pick up your reviewer's chocolate on the way out!
-The MIA Chronicles-
By: Violet Dawson
Soon the three Sues-to-be were flopped down in chairs scattered around Allyce's room, having kicked off the clothes and other, less identifiable substances that had occupied them before.
"It's not fair..." Jenna whined after awhile, breaking the silence.
Anna sat for a minute, continuing to stare off into space. "It could be worse, I suppose..."
Allyce looked from a sullen Anna to an equally sullen Jenna and back again. "What's wrong with you two? I get to make-out with Matt! Boo-yah!"
Jenna groaned and turned toward Allyce, "You're not 'making-out' with anyone. Ever heard of protecting the canon?"
Allyce glared at Jenna, wishing for once she would give in to the dark side. "You know Jenna, you are no fun. Making-out can be an enjoyable experience for all! Especially me!"
Allyce gave one of those looks, you know, the kind that made Jenna turn many shades of red.
"Right Allyce, and how exactly would you know wither or not it's an enjoyable experience?" She didn't really want to know the answer to that, and Allyce knew it, so she stayed quiet.
'Bicker bicker bicker.' Anna mulled silently, brooding in her own little stew of thoughts.
"Okay, listen up you two, that is enough! Number One: this is a MarySue operation, therefore it is bad. Number Two: It involves us becoming MarySues which is even worse!" Anna said, counting on her fingers as she went.
Jenna shot Allyce a smug look of triumph as Anna stated her point of the argument exactly. "See! Anna agrees with me! Who would want some anime guy anyways?" Jenna said.
Quickly realizing her error, she slapped a hand over her mouth, but alas, it was too late..the words had been spoken and there was nothing she could do but wait for the explosion. But, the explosion never came..
"However..." Anna paused thoughtfully, ignoring the previous comment from Jenna and hoping that if she pretended she had never heard it, maybe Allyce would let it go too. Jenna could really be blond when she wanted to. "It involves me meeting Xelloss, automatically making the first two reasons void, therefore leading to the conclusion that we should go!"
Now it was Allyce's turn to be smug as Jenna's jaw dropped.
"Ha! See that Jenna!? I win!" Allyce grinned broadly as Anna simply smiled and nodded her agreement. Anime bishies were good.
"Hey-" She paused and spun to face Jenna. "Did you just say 'some anime guy'??!"
"Um...I wuv you! That's a good answer, I'm gonna stick with that one." Jenna replied, looking for a hiding place and cursing her internal blondness. Finding nothing that would hold off that wrath of an angry Allyce, she just sat there, realizing she was a deer in the preverbal headlights.
With the amazing speed only possessed by a ticked off anime buff, Allyce crossed the room in 2.5 seconds and pounced on Jenna. Jenna managed to get out something to the extent of "You're right, bishies are good." As she was being knocked out of her chair and unto the floor.
Her angered subsided for the time being, Allyce stood and extended a hand to her fallen friend. "Besides," Anna said, "you really can't talk, how many times have you watched Lord of the Rings?"
Jenna wasn't sure she liked where this was going, but decided honesty was a better idea than getting on Anna's bad side. "Seven"
Anna nodded as though her point had already been made, but continued for those of us who live outside her head. "And how many times did you watch it for the plot?"
"Twice." Now Jenna was sure she didn't like where this was going.
"mm hmm, and what did you watch it for the other five times?"
"The amazing costume and set designs?"
"Jenna?"
"To compare and contrast differences between the movies and the books?"
"Jenna!"
"Fine, for the elves."
Anna nodded; her point had been both proven and driven home with a sledge hammer. Point for Anna. "Now." she started again, quickly moving into sensible 'I don't want the Sues to kill me' mode, "I suggest we go see Celeste."
"Celeste? Oh no no no no no! I don't like that woman at all. I don't wanna see Celeste, do you wanna see Celeste? Why would you wanna see Celeste? I really don't think we wanna."
"Jenna dear, you're rambling."
"Oh.sorry"
And with no further discussion the three girls snuck out the window, over the balcony, a crossed the trellis, though another window and into Celeste's office.
A/N: Sorry this is so short, but I just wanted to get something up for you all, I'll try to have a longer chapter up.when I can. Remember to pick up your chocolate and canonical of choice on your way out.the exit door can be found by pushing that nice blueish/purpleish/grayish button near the bottom left of your screen.