~The MIA Chronicles~
By: Violet Dawson and Lady Eternal Cosmos Illusion
A/N (Violet): Hey ya'll...what do you know? We're alive! Sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry for the lack of updates....taking 12 credits at college this semester and that leaves very little time for writing. ::sigh:: Incase you didn't notice, this story is now officially co-authored by Miss Leci. Many thanks and much chocolate go to her for all the help!! Anyways...on to reviewer's notes:
SacredGoggles: Hm...interesting name you've got there, kinda like it though...yes, you can still get tickets to Middle Earth, I'll send them via elf-mail tomorrow so you can have them for next weekend. (
Philippa: You sound like me with the exams! Yes, the system is *supposed* to work that way...unfortunately time doesn't seem to want to cooperate lately.
Europa: ::breathes a sigh of relief:: oh I'm so glad you thought the canons were in canon! I was really worried about that, so thanks for the vote of confidence. ( ::nods at the comment about G and A::
ElvenPickle: *two* reviews!! ::feels very loved:: thanks for letting me know how you liked the revisions! You're reviewer's chocolate should be at your front door ASAP. Thanks again!
DreamCatcher: Sugar *and* late at night! MIA at it's best!
Lyrique: Sorry about the lack of updates...::points to her threateningly raised fist:: please don't feel the need to use that...
Melanie Sydney and Summer Sue: Thanks for the review, and I'd love to know the story behind your name...
Rahenian Gypsy: Lizzie! ::pounce:: I miss you!
Firefall_Firemon_link64e (ie Allyce): no, it's not Matt and no it did not take me three years, maybe close, but not three years...call me soon, we have to go ice skating!
Batgirl-93041: When my neighbors came back from Christmas vacation, guess what they brought my mom? The Florida Snowman! Lol, I started bursting out laughing and nobody knew why, but so yeah, not only do I know about them, we now own one!
Larkalinque: "Ridiculously funny" Yay! ::is glad you like the story:: Yes, they'll fight the plots with all their strength, and then some. (
Eve of Mirkwood: Thanks for letting me know you liked how the canon turned out and thanks for sticking with the story, I'm so glad you like it!
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It was a lovely day to be out with Mother Nature. The sun shone brightly, it's rays casting warmth on all they touched, and the birds sang merrily, as if they had not a care in the world...it was the most annoying thing Anna had the displeasure of experiencing...ever.
"Ow...my aching head..." She muttered numbly as she struggled to sit up. MarySues were bad enough on their own, but throw neuralizers into the equation and you have hell in high heels.
"Yo, Anna..." Anna could hear Allyce's voice calling to her from nearby...she could also feel a dull poking sensation, not unlike a stick... "Are you okay?"
"Allyce Rusnak, by L-Sama, if you poke me with that stick one more time, I'll make sure it becomes a permanent part of your anatomy." Allyce grinned broadly. Yep, Anna was fine, so Allyce turned to investigate the mysterious baby blue bags that she had discovered next to her when she awoke.
"Uh, Allyce...why can't I see you?"
Without looking up from the parcel she was dissecting, Allyce called back "Try opening your eyes...Ooh! Weapons! Shiny, big, *sharp* weapons..."
As she slowly tried to regain control over various unfeeling body parts, Anna's eyes flickered open. Bad move, Miss Anna, bad move.
"My eyes!" Anna screamed, quickly attempting to hide them from the glare of the sun with her hands. "The light, it burns!" She could hear Allyce snickering madly.
"Oh yeah, did I forget to mention it's bright out? Silly me...What was I thinking?" The red highlighted girl cackled.
"Shut up, Rusnak." Came the bitter reply. "You are *so* on my 'People to Throttle when I'm No Longer Blind and in Varying Degrees of Pain' list."
"Riiiight..." Allyce snorted, returning to her rather enjoyable task of taking things out of bag and strewing them about the nearby ground like a curious and slightly insane raccoon. "Hey! Come check this stuff out!"
Anna blinked. She actually kind of wished she could see the Purple Elephants again...it would have been a heck of a lot better than all the light spots that were clouding her view right now.
"We have stuff?" Anna shrugged and cautiously made her way over to her companion, which was no easy task considering her legs seemed to be in a state of hibernation and those pins and needles which seem to be ever-so- famous with asleep limbs had attacked with a vengeance...ow...ow...ow...ow...
"What do we got?" She asked, peering over Allyce's shoulder to get a look at the goods, which wasn't too hard considering how short Allyce was. "Is that an Uzi I see?"
"Yup yup!" Nodding with an air of expertise unique only to herself, Allyce began to point out and identify by proper name, every single weapon she had uncovered.
"What we have here is your casual block of C4 plastic explosive," She declared, pointing to what looked like a little block of play-doh. "Over there are the semi-auto Uzi handguns, then your run-of-the-mill bazooka and grenade launcher, .34 caliber pistols, semi-auto rifle with silencer *and* scope, and enough ammo to thin out the entire population by one half!" She grinned wolfishly, the look of the huntress gleaming in her eyes, and by any normal person's standards, it was most unsettling. Hell, it was downright scary. Anna, however, not being anywhere near normal herself, didn't even notice.
"Spiffy. I assume that bag would be yours then?" She pointed to the one Allyce had removed all the nifty objects from.
"Yup...and I also found this little box of sticks...and this round, hard thing that makes a splooshy noise when ya shake it..." She held it up a shook it for effect. And, wonder of all wonders, it went sploosh.
Enter Anna and the classic anime face fault. "Uh...Allyce..." She sighed as she pointed to the bottle. "That's a canteen...and that little box of sticks you've got? Yeah, those are matches."
"Oh." Came the simple reply. "Now it makes sense...sort of...."
Anna smacked her palm against her forehead and shook her head. "Dear L- Sama," She groaned. "This is going to be a long day." Too bad Anna and Allyce had no idea that this was just the beginning of a series of very, *very* long days....
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Celeste Clearwater, meanwhile, sat primly at her desk, the perfect vision of the perfect Sue. Her long, elegant fingers drummed the desk impatiently, her cold glare scanning the room aimlessly. It was just then that a soft, polite knock came at the office door.
"You may come in." Celeste called dismissively, and watched as Sue # 2 slipped through and stood before her desk.
"Miss Donavan and Miss Rusnak have been successfully inserted into the Anime Universe, Ms. Clearwater." Sue # 2 quivered. "They have been given their equipment and their scripts."
"Excellent..." Celeste replied. "Yes, that will do nicely." She stared at Sue # 2 with distinct irritation as she continued to stand there, saying nothing. "Well...you are free to go." She tented her fingers, and tapped them thoughtfully against her chin as her underling skittered out of the room silently. Once alone, Celeste giggled deviously. "Welcome to the MIA, Miss Donavan...Miss Rusnak...." She smiled sinisterly, a dangerous glint now present in her gaze. "Welcome to the MIA...."
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Author's Notes (Leci):
Ta da! Yes, Leci *is* alive, and here is her very first installment of the MIA! Yes, this chapter seems rather pointless and very short by my standards, but I was short on time and needed to get at least something posted. Sorry about the absolutely *huge* span of time between the updates, but both Violet and I have been extremely busy. We love you all; really we do, so just to prove it, we're shipping out double the Godiva chocolate with your choice of the individual delivering it! Another thing: Reviews would be especially appreciated now, because Violet dear's writing technique is quite different from my own, and I would really like to know what you think I need to work on in order to make the next few chapters of the MIA flow smoothly. Thanks much!
*~*Leci*~*
A/N (Violet): Hey ya'll...what do you know? We're alive! Sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry for the lack of updates....taking 12 credits at college this semester and that leaves very little time for writing. ::sigh:: Incase you didn't notice, this story is now officially co-authored by Miss Leci. Many thanks and much chocolate go to her for all the help!! Anyways...on to reviewer's notes:
SacredGoggles: Hm...interesting name you've got there, kinda like it though...yes, you can still get tickets to Middle Earth, I'll send them via elf-mail tomorrow so you can have them for next weekend. (
Philippa: You sound like me with the exams! Yes, the system is *supposed* to work that way...unfortunately time doesn't seem to want to cooperate lately.
Europa: ::breathes a sigh of relief:: oh I'm so glad you thought the canons were in canon! I was really worried about that, so thanks for the vote of confidence. ( ::nods at the comment about G and A::
ElvenPickle: *two* reviews!! ::feels very loved:: thanks for letting me know how you liked the revisions! You're reviewer's chocolate should be at your front door ASAP. Thanks again!
DreamCatcher: Sugar *and* late at night! MIA at it's best!
Lyrique: Sorry about the lack of updates...::points to her threateningly raised fist:: please don't feel the need to use that...
Melanie Sydney and Summer Sue: Thanks for the review, and I'd love to know the story behind your name...
Rahenian Gypsy: Lizzie! ::pounce:: I miss you!
Firefall_Firemon_link64e (ie Allyce): no, it's not Matt and no it did not take me three years, maybe close, but not three years...call me soon, we have to go ice skating!
Batgirl-93041: When my neighbors came back from Christmas vacation, guess what they brought my mom? The Florida Snowman! Lol, I started bursting out laughing and nobody knew why, but so yeah, not only do I know about them, we now own one!
Larkalinque: "Ridiculously funny" Yay! ::is glad you like the story:: Yes, they'll fight the plots with all their strength, and then some. (
Eve of Mirkwood: Thanks for letting me know you liked how the canon turned out and thanks for sticking with the story, I'm so glad you like it!
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It was a lovely day to be out with Mother Nature. The sun shone brightly, it's rays casting warmth on all they touched, and the birds sang merrily, as if they had not a care in the world...it was the most annoying thing Anna had the displeasure of experiencing...ever.
"Ow...my aching head..." She muttered numbly as she struggled to sit up. MarySues were bad enough on their own, but throw neuralizers into the equation and you have hell in high heels.
"Yo, Anna..." Anna could hear Allyce's voice calling to her from nearby...she could also feel a dull poking sensation, not unlike a stick... "Are you okay?"
"Allyce Rusnak, by L-Sama, if you poke me with that stick one more time, I'll make sure it becomes a permanent part of your anatomy." Allyce grinned broadly. Yep, Anna was fine, so Allyce turned to investigate the mysterious baby blue bags that she had discovered next to her when she awoke.
"Uh, Allyce...why can't I see you?"
Without looking up from the parcel she was dissecting, Allyce called back "Try opening your eyes...Ooh! Weapons! Shiny, big, *sharp* weapons..."
As she slowly tried to regain control over various unfeeling body parts, Anna's eyes flickered open. Bad move, Miss Anna, bad move.
"My eyes!" Anna screamed, quickly attempting to hide them from the glare of the sun with her hands. "The light, it burns!" She could hear Allyce snickering madly.
"Oh yeah, did I forget to mention it's bright out? Silly me...What was I thinking?" The red highlighted girl cackled.
"Shut up, Rusnak." Came the bitter reply. "You are *so* on my 'People to Throttle when I'm No Longer Blind and in Varying Degrees of Pain' list."
"Riiiight..." Allyce snorted, returning to her rather enjoyable task of taking things out of bag and strewing them about the nearby ground like a curious and slightly insane raccoon. "Hey! Come check this stuff out!"
Anna blinked. She actually kind of wished she could see the Purple Elephants again...it would have been a heck of a lot better than all the light spots that were clouding her view right now.
"We have stuff?" Anna shrugged and cautiously made her way over to her companion, which was no easy task considering her legs seemed to be in a state of hibernation and those pins and needles which seem to be ever-so- famous with asleep limbs had attacked with a vengeance...ow...ow...ow...ow...
"What do we got?" She asked, peering over Allyce's shoulder to get a look at the goods, which wasn't too hard considering how short Allyce was. "Is that an Uzi I see?"
"Yup yup!" Nodding with an air of expertise unique only to herself, Allyce began to point out and identify by proper name, every single weapon she had uncovered.
"What we have here is your casual block of C4 plastic explosive," She declared, pointing to what looked like a little block of play-doh. "Over there are the semi-auto Uzi handguns, then your run-of-the-mill bazooka and grenade launcher, .34 caliber pistols, semi-auto rifle with silencer *and* scope, and enough ammo to thin out the entire population by one half!" She grinned wolfishly, the look of the huntress gleaming in her eyes, and by any normal person's standards, it was most unsettling. Hell, it was downright scary. Anna, however, not being anywhere near normal herself, didn't even notice.
"Spiffy. I assume that bag would be yours then?" She pointed to the one Allyce had removed all the nifty objects from.
"Yup...and I also found this little box of sticks...and this round, hard thing that makes a splooshy noise when ya shake it..." She held it up a shook it for effect. And, wonder of all wonders, it went sploosh.
Enter Anna and the classic anime face fault. "Uh...Allyce..." She sighed as she pointed to the bottle. "That's a canteen...and that little box of sticks you've got? Yeah, those are matches."
"Oh." Came the simple reply. "Now it makes sense...sort of...."
Anna smacked her palm against her forehead and shook her head. "Dear L- Sama," She groaned. "This is going to be a long day." Too bad Anna and Allyce had no idea that this was just the beginning of a series of very, *very* long days....
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Celeste Clearwater, meanwhile, sat primly at her desk, the perfect vision of the perfect Sue. Her long, elegant fingers drummed the desk impatiently, her cold glare scanning the room aimlessly. It was just then that a soft, polite knock came at the office door.
"You may come in." Celeste called dismissively, and watched as Sue # 2 slipped through and stood before her desk.
"Miss Donavan and Miss Rusnak have been successfully inserted into the Anime Universe, Ms. Clearwater." Sue # 2 quivered. "They have been given their equipment and their scripts."
"Excellent..." Celeste replied. "Yes, that will do nicely." She stared at Sue # 2 with distinct irritation as she continued to stand there, saying nothing. "Well...you are free to go." She tented her fingers, and tapped them thoughtfully against her chin as her underling skittered out of the room silently. Once alone, Celeste giggled deviously. "Welcome to the MIA, Miss Donavan...Miss Rusnak...." She smiled sinisterly, a dangerous glint now present in her gaze. "Welcome to the MIA...."
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Author's Notes (Leci):
Ta da! Yes, Leci *is* alive, and here is her very first installment of the MIA! Yes, this chapter seems rather pointless and very short by my standards, but I was short on time and needed to get at least something posted. Sorry about the absolutely *huge* span of time between the updates, but both Violet and I have been extremely busy. We love you all; really we do, so just to prove it, we're shipping out double the Godiva chocolate with your choice of the individual delivering it! Another thing: Reviews would be especially appreciated now, because Violet dear's writing technique is quite different from my own, and I would really like to know what you think I need to work on in order to make the next few chapters of the MIA flow smoothly. Thanks much!
*~*Leci*~*