Disclaimer: I don't own teh Kingdom Heart....silly billys :P.

Authors Note: I like this fan fic, the audience likes this fan fic...lets get on with the chapter. Oh yeah, by the way, at the end of the month I'll be going to Ushicon (in Austin, Texas). I'm going as Riku (I'm done with the costume! Huzzah!)...and yeah. If your going please IM me!...Let's see, soon I'll be trying out for the school play, and depending on if I make it or not, the chapters might come slower. Hmm..I was going to say something. Oh well, enjoy the chapter!

Chapter 4:

Day Three: Adult Swim

Kairi awoke soundlessly and rubbed her eyes. The window was wide open, and the sun was shining through brightly. She got up and stretched. Then she looked around and realized that no one else was up yet. "Hmm," she said to herself as she examined the clock. "Seven AM.I guess it's too early to take a bath, so maybe I should update my diary."

So she walked to the bathroom. She looked under the towel where she usually hid her diary, only to realize...."It's gone.." Then she remembered that she hid it under her pillow the night before. "Silly me," the brown hair beauty said to herself as she walked back the short distance to her bed. The young lady looked under her pillow, and sure enough, there was the diary. Kairi turned to the page where she left off and began writing.

"Dear Diary,

Sure enough you know the story how I got here, but if you don't, let me explain. When I arrived at Koyo-con, Selphie and me realized they messed up the hotel rooms, so now were stuck in a room for an entire week with two strangers. One half of the duo is okay (Aerith), but the other is just a pain in the rear. His name is Sora, and he is the most annoying person I have ever met. It's strange, because the only person he's mean to and annoys is me! Can you say 'rude'?! I seriously hate him with a passion.

Now that your up to date on that, I'll explain the last two days. First day we had a cosplay contest. Me and Selphie did this funny skit, and so did Sora and Aerith. They won first, and we won second. Yesterday was the 'anime breakfast', where yet again, Sora was being a freak of nature. But excluding that, yesterday was pretty cool because I won this waffle contest (don't ask) and I got the entire first season of Riri's house on DVD! Heh, now I can watch Niwa when ever I want! Tonight is the 'Adult Swim', where people ages fifteen through twenty five can cosplay as someone, but swimming wise! (so, instead of a shirt and a pair of pants, they'd be wearing a bathing suit) It's going to be fun!

Love Lots,

Kairi"

Kairi set her diary back under her pillow. Soon after, she heard a yawn from across the room. She looked at the clock. 'It's already eight AM? Wow, time sure flys! I better go get ready for today!' So, she went over to the dresser and picked out a light purple t-shirt, jean shorts, and the bathing suit she was planning on wearing for that day. Then she went into the bathroom and set up her bath. Once the bath water had filled up, she lazily removed her clothes and stepped into the bath. The brown hair maiden laid back in the bath tub and let the water dance upon her naked skin.

'It's strange,' she thought to herself. 'Water is strange. You can't move great in it, but you can move in more ways than on land. Also, it's like looking through a portal. You see everything in a new light. Water is like another world.' Kairi shook her head and laughed a bit. 'That's stupid, no one thinks of water that deeply. It's just water!'

Soon after that, Kairi finished with her bath. She stuffed her dirty pajamas into her suitcase and looked at what everyone was doing. Aerith was quietly reading a magazine, Sora was busy sketching something in his drawing pad, and Selphie was watching, yet, another episode of Riri's house. So, Kairi sat down next to her and started to watch.

"I don't get it," said Niwa, holding up a bra.

"STOP GOING THROUGH MY UNDERWEAR!" Hijiki yelled at him, snatching the bra away.

"But I'm serious! I don't get what a bra is for!" he yelled back.

Hijiki sighed and sat Niwa down. "Time for a lesson in man hood Niwa."

Niwa screamed like a little girl and covered his crotch. "NOT MY VIRGINITY!"

Hijiki smacked her brother. "Not that, you moron! I'm going to tell you about lady things."

"Lady things?" Niwa said, as he started to fantasize about naughty things.

"Baka!" she yelled, starting to smack him again.

"Okay! I'll stop!"

"Good," she said. "Now, a bra is for support!"

"What does it support?" Niwa asked curiosly.

Hijiki looked dumb struck at him. "Your joking, right?"

Niwa smiled innocently up at his sister. "Nope!"

Hijiki's face went red a moment. "...it's to support boobs."

Niwa started to drool. "Boobs......" he said in his dream state voice.

"Stop thinking about sex you pervert!"

"I can help it!" he cried out. "Sex is so......sexy!"

"Let's just get on with the episode before you wet yourself. Today, we have a guest starring on the show! Give it up for Yuffie and Leon of SQUFFIE!" Hijiki said in her cheerful happy voice. Well drawn figures of Yuffie and Leon came on the screen and sat down in animated chairs (which came out of no where). "Welcome to the show!"

"Nice to be-" Leon started saying.

"HI! I'm Yuffie!" Yuffie interrupted. "I'm ninteen and very sexy! I like long walks on the beach, singing songs about pointless love, and my friend Squall here!"

Leon formed a sweat drop. "My name is Leon."

"Sure whatever," she said. "Squall is awesome! We met at this thing, and then we formed Squffie! And one day, were going to get married and have sex, and then have five children!"

"Says who?" barked Leon.

"ME!" Yuffie barked back. Leon sank back in his chair from fright.

"So anyways," Hijiki began to say.

"Wait, five children?" Leon said in amazement. "I don't want five children! I only want one, and I want to adopt it! I want to adopt a Chinese fat baby!"

"Your joshing me," Yuffie said.

"Nope. And besides, who says I'm going to marry you?" Leon said coldly. Yuffie's eyes went big and sparkly as she began to cry. "I mean....I love you Yuffie!" Hijiki and Niwa 'awed'.

"Really?" Yuffie exclaimed. "Let's go to Vegas and get married by Elvis!" She grabbed Leon by the hand and dragged him off the screen. In the background, you could hear crys of help.

"...So much for our guest," Niwa said as the credits rolled.

Selphie and Kairi sat on the bed in a field of laughter. "That was the best episode yet!" Selphie exclaimed.

"Oh, I know!" Kairi exclaimed back.

"Oh I know!!" Sora mocked from the corner in a prissy voice.

"Shut up!" Kairi yelled as she threw a pillow at him (and missed).

"Come on Kairi," he said in a sexy seductive voice. "You know you want me."

"In your dreams!" she yelled.

Sora's eyes went wide. "How did you know about those dreams?"

Kairi rolled her eyes and ignored Sora. "What time does the pool open?"

Aerith looked at a piece of paper on her bed. "Nine thirty."

"Wow, really?" Selphie said in her 'I'm-a-brunette-but-I'm-still-pretty-dumb' tone of voice. "We better get going then!"

Kairi nodded. "You coming Aerith?"

She nodded back. "Yes, just let me get some towels and I'll meet you in the hall."

"Alright!" the two girls said together as they ran towards the door.

"Are you coming Sora?" Aerith asked as she picked up three towels, and was hesitating to pick up a fourth.

"Yeah, just give me a minute to change into my swim trunks," he answered back. Aerith nodded as she picked up another towel and left the room with Kairi and Selphie. Sora stood up and made sure they were all out of the room. When he finally decided that it was safe, he went over to Kairi's bed and lifted up the pillow to reveal a diary. He picked it up and began to scan the pages he longed to look at.

'Hmmm,' he thought to himself. 'All she ever writes about is how annoying she thinks I am.' He began to look at more pages, when he came across a page with 10 Things I Hate About Sora at the top. The spikey hair boy read the page, and with every sentence he read, his eyes became a little sadder and angry. He picked up a pen from the night stand next to the bed and ripped out an empty page from the diary. He wrote at the top '10 Things I Hate About Kairi'. Sora stood there for awhile with the pen hovered over the paper. After awhile, he smiled and put the diary back in its place. "Strange," he mumbled to himself. "I can't think anything I hate about you Kairi."

The room was as big as a foot ball stadium (or so it seemed). The entire room was basically a hole in the ground with water filled in it. We in the human world like to call it a pool. Surprisingly, not many people were in it. A group of about twenty five were swimming in the pool, two people were in the hot tub. Thoughs two were Sora and Riku.

"Where are the girls?" Riku said, staring at the pool entrance.

"There doing their hair," Sora replied.

"What? We're going to be swimming! It's only going to get messed up!" Riku exclaimed.

Sora sat back in the hot tub calmly. "That's just how they act."

As if on cue, the two girls entered the pool hall. Kairi and Selpie were wearing matching one piece bathing suits, both green with a black stripe going across the stomach. They reached the hot tub and smiled at the boys. "So, what do you think?" yelled Selphie hyperly.

"What are you supposed to be?" Riku asked.

"Why don't you watch DNAngel?" Selphie asked a 'isn't-it-obvious' voice as she got into the hot tub. "I'm Risa and Kairi is Riku!"

"What?" Riku replied.

"Not you Riku, the Riku from DNAngel," Kairi pointed out to him.

"So let me get this straight," Sora said. "Selphie is the girl that gets all the action while your the lonely pathetic 'I can't get a guy' twin?"

"Shut up Sora," Kairi said in her usual tone of voice. She got in the round hot tub in between Selphie and Riku. The short haired girl examined Riku's bathing suit and twitched "So what are you supposed to be?"

"Who?" asked Riku.

"You!"

"Oh," he said, examining the green bikini he was wearing. "I'm that one girl from Love Hina."

"Kitsune?" asked Selphie.

"No, Naru."

"I still think cross dressing is gross," Kairi mumbled under her breath.

"You seem to like Love Hina a lot," Selphie smiled up at Riku.

"It's alright," Riku said. "The anime sort of sucked, but the manga was awesome. All the girls are so hot."

"Am I hot?" Selphie blurted out.

Riku stared at her for a moment. "Sure, why not."

"Yipee!" Selphie cheered as she ran out of the hot tub and began running laps around the pool.

"Strange girl," Riku said, his eyes following Selphies every hyper active move.

"That's her without sugar," laughed Kairi.

"So, Kairi," Riku said, scooting a bit closer to her. He leaned over and whispered into her ear. "Want to play truth or dare?"

Kairi also leaned forward to whisper. "Sure, I'll go first. Truth or Dare?"

Riku thought a moment. "Truth."

"Okay...why the heck are we playing this game?" she whispered into his ear.

"To tell the truth, me and Sora are trying to find out something about you," he whispered back. Riku smiled and then whispered, "Now it's my turn. Truth or Dare?"

Kairi smirked and whispered to Riku, "I'm not falling for it. I'm picking dare!"

"Actually you did fall for it," said Riku with an evil aura surrounding him. "I dare you to go over to Sora and give him a hug."

Kairi formed a sweat drop. "I hate you."

"I know," smiled Riku.

Kairi looked over at Sora, who was busily staring at Selphie (who was on her twenty second lap by the way). She groaned, stood up, and walked over to Sora. Then she tried not to gag as she fell on top of Sora, and wrapped her arms around his neck. 'Try not to kill Riku after this,' Kairi told herself.

Though Kairi couldn't see, Sora was beet red. Ignoring his pounding heart, Sora also wrapped his arms around Kairi. "I knew you always wanted me Kairi."

The shocked and alarmed Kairi pushed Sora away and slapped him. Then she made her way back to the other side of the hot tub. "I hate you Riku-kun."

"You'll thank me later," he whispered to himself as Selphie jumped into the hot tub, making one huge splash.

"So, who missed me!" Selphie exclaimed. Everyone turned their heads and didn't answer. "Yeah whatever, so what are you guys playing?"

"Truth or Dare," Kairi replied. "and I quit."

"Alright, then I'll ask Riku. Truth or Dare?" Sora asked.

"Dare!" Riku answered right away.

Sora smiled at Riku, then at Selphie, then back at Riku. "I dare you to kiss Selphie on the lips!"

Kairi cringed and thought, "At least I quit before things got dirty."

The color of pink crept it's way into Riku's cheeks. "What?"

"You heard me."

Riku gulped and moved over towards Selphie. "Don't hate me," he said, pinning her against the hot tub side and kiss her hard on the lips. At that moment, everyone in the hot water (even the ones not joining in on the activity) was blushing. Riku pulled away and didn't look at Selphie. "Now it's my turn for Sora. Truth or Dare?"

"I'm not going to choose dare after that," Sora laughed. "I'll choose truth."

Riku smirked at Sora in his 'ha-ha-time-for-revenge' face. "If you had to choose anyone in this hot tub to date, who would it be?"

Sora glared at Riku, as Riku just continuing smirking at him. He put a fake smile on his face and said, "Oh Riku, you know the only person for me is you!"

Riku stared him down. "Not a guy you retard! What girl in this hot tub would you go on a date with?"

Sora continued to glare at Riku, trying not to look at Kairi. He smiled and said in his seductive voice, "Kairi of course."

Kairi blushed a bit. "What?"

Sora stuck out his tounge at her. "Obviously I'd choose you because Riku and Selphie are going to get together."

Kairi sighed of relief. "Okay, I thought you meant something else," she laughed.

"Why would I mean something else?" Sora laughed with her.

Kairi continued laughing when she realized something. She stopped and looked at her reflection in the water in shock. 'Am I having a good time with Sora?' "Let's continue the game!" Kairi obviously over exclaimed.

"Alright," said Sora. "Selphie, truth or dare!"

"Oh, this is hard. Hmm...I'll choose truth!"

"Who do you think is one hundred percent Japanese hunk beef?" he laughed. Kairi restrained herself from laughing.

"Riku!" she yelled as she glomped him.

"I think this a good point to stop the game," Riku said with a blushing face.

"Not until you ask me a certain question!" Selphie smiled.

"Okay," he said. "What are you smoking."

"Air!" she exclaimed happily.

"I'm leaving," Riku said as he tried to get out of the hot tub; only to be stopped by the clingy Selphie, who dragged him under. He eventually pushed her off and ran out of the pool hall.

"Wait up!" Selphie yelled as she ran just as fast to catch up.

Kairi stared at the two odd balls as they ran out of the room. "Strange pairing isn't it?"

"Not as strange as Selphie and Wakka!" Sora exclaimed in a laugh.

"Wakka, that pro wrestler? No, no. Yuffie and Wakka!" Kairi laughed.

"I have a better one....LEON AND WAKKA!" Sora said, bursting out with laughter.

Kairi started to laugh hysterically. "Okay! You win!" Kairi mentally slapped herself. 'I did it again!' she thought. 'This is getting weird.' Kairi stood up from the hot tub and turned to Sora. "I'm going to go follow them." She stepped out of the hot tub.

"Wait!" she heard him cry from behind. She turned around and something unexpected happened. Everything went slow motion like as Sora slid his arms down her back and wrapped her in his embrace. Kairi's face went into a light blush. The water from the hot tub made her body warm, but the feeling of her body against Sora's made her hot. He rested his wet head and spikey hair onto her shoulder and whispered into her ear, "This wasn't a dare." The feeling of his warm breath gave her chills.

Kairi didn't know what to think. Her stomach started giving butterflys over a guy she hated. "Dear Mental Diary," she thought to herself. "I don't know what exactly is happening...but I don't think I hate Sora anymore."

End of Chapter Four (?)

Authors Note: Eep! Who liked that chapter? Heh...I like this story. Tomorrow I'll be seeing my theater company again (yes, I'm in a theater company) and I'm so happy! They are awesome! Anyways, I've decided to make Riku a cross dresser XD, Sorry Riku! .....I need more things to talk about. STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER!!!

-Lili sama