Disclaimer: I don't own FE and whatever.

The following statements, you know who I'm addressing them to.

A one shot? Hell no.

And I'm really, REALLY bored.

Sorry about the Roy pimp thing.

Jeigans as rescuers? Hmm...They become so horribly pwned when they 'rescue'. Especially in hard mode.

Neways, most of my fics will be on hiatus now. If you cared.

THE 10 COMMANDMENTS OF FE7: BLAZING SWORD

Thou MUST ph34r with utmost FEAR, the pink-haired devil. And call her Lady Terror Queen Serra. Or her staff will smack you silly.
Thou shalt use only thine Jeigan as thine delivery boy and meatshield. Otherwise, thine army will become garbage. (I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH FOR THE N00BS)

Thou shalt be careful when choosing thine wife; a dragon, a peg knight, or a Sacaean noblewoman, for if one is chosen, the other 2 will destroy your life.

Thou shalt only slay thine dragon lover with a sword that is hundreds of years old, 4.5 feet long, weighs 50 kg, and only when thou art no longer a total wuss.

Thou shalt think carefully the next time thou makest a pair of 1337 swords, or one will be too weak and light, and the other too large to even lift off the ground. (I'm talking to you, you crazy Sacaean retards. Or whoever made the Katti's.)

Thou shalt not be stronger than a psychotic Sacaean swordsman, or he shalt cut thee down with his red shiny Wo Dao where you stand. Unless his sister is dead.

Thou must be angsty, suicidal, and depressed even when a hot blue-haired female paladin wants (to get in) you(r pants) after losing your boss.

Thou MUST think before choosing a client to escort when thou art a bodyguard for hire, else thou might end up with a pink-haired devil.

Thou shalt NEVER call a (female looking) monk a woman, for the consequences WILL be dire. (like you getting smote/BBQ-ed/castrated by an explosion of bright painful light)

Thou shalt give the dead bodies of thine dead enemies to thine tactician, who shalt collect their SOULS for demonic purposes. (Um, that wasn't supposed to be on here...Wait, this is INTERNET STONE? DAMMIT!)

Please R&R!