Welcome to the first chapter of the Madness! I don't really have anything packed away at the moment, so this is more of just a teaser than anything. Essentially this part is only focused on Kingdom Hearts, so Torisama-101 should be happy.

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It was a fine, clear morning, because that sounds a lot better than 'One dreadful day, while a wind like the voices of a thousand demons raged', and because every story without a purpose starts off like that. Although, Traverse Town does not have mornings. It's just night all the time, because Square Enix is a lazy ass.

"SORA!"

The young keyblade master snapped to attention as his name was called out by his duck compadre. Oh how he wished to roast that duck.

Goofy: "What were ya doin', Sora?" His other 'friend', a strange dog, asked. Both companions were complete opposites in everything. If they were drugs, Goofy would be a large bowl of grass while Donald would be a line of crack.

"There was a little...never mind. It's nothing," Sora mumbled. But it wasn't nothing. Sora had noticed a little bug on the wall of the building beside the trio. It was a huge, juicy, fat, disgusting bug that Sora had lovingly dubbed 'Pedro' in the back of his mind. He was wondering just how big of a splat Pedro could make on the otherwise clean wall.

"Let's get goin', ge-hyuk! (AN: I HONESTLY DON'T KNOW HOW TO WRITE OUT HIS ANNOYING LAUGH...COUGH...THING)," Goofy chuckled, bounding off down the steps before them. Sora scanned over the scenery of Traverse Town without interest. He sighed, then followed the dumb dog.

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In the black market section of Traverse Town...the darker corner...of evil...aka the good guys are the only ones willing to pay for light bulbs...

Squall flopped across the couch of the apartment with a frustrated sigh.

"What's wrong, dear?" A voice called from the kitchen.

"NOTHING," Squall grunted.

Yuffie came out to glare at him, clad in a pink apron, and brandishing a metal ladle threateningly. As if that ladle could really stand a match against Squall, though. He could just melt it with one of those annoying balls of fire.

Yuffie: " When you say 'nothing', you're screaming for attention."

Squall: " I'm not screaming for anything."

Yuffie: " I could make you scream..."

Squall: " What?"

Yuffie: "...nothing."

Squall: " See? You said it, too. Nothing means nothing."

Yuffie: " Is it that keyblade crap again?"

Squall: " I want the keyblade so badly..."

Yuffie: " I want your keyblade..."

Squall: " What?"

Yuffie: (clears throat)

Squall: (sigh)

Yuffie: "I think you need to see a counselor."

Squall: "Why?"

Yuffie: "You need help addressing your homosexuality issues."

Squall: "I AM NOT GAY!"

Yuffie: "Sure you aren't, Mr. Mullet."

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Ah...back to our little midget keyblade wielder...

Sora: "HEY! I am NOT a midget! I'm just vertically challenged!"

...you can hear me?

Sora: "Er, DUH! I hear lotsa voices."

You're insane.

Sora: "AM NOT."

Are so.

Sora: "NUH-UH!"

Uh-huh.

Sora: "I know you are, but what am I!"

A midget.

Sora: "NUH-UH!"

Your mom.

Sora: "What?"

Ansem: "Hey guys, what's going on?"

Ahhhhh!

Sora: "AH! ANSEM!" (runs like hell)

(Silence)

Ansem: (sigh)...Back to Plan A...(reaches into pants)

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Now, wasn't that crappy? YAY! No flames please.