Disclaimer: I diss teh claimer...meaning I don't own Kingdom Hearts. If I owned Kingdom Hearts, you wouldn't be reading this sentence.

Authors Note: Wow! This is getting lots of reviews (..in my opinion). I'm so happy! Thank you to everyone who reviewed...and I will now answer a review to take up space and because I feel like it.

Shadow's Light:

I like the basic stroy line and its got a lot of humor. I do have some questions. Is RH a real anime, because it sounds like it would be really wierd, even for an anime? Also have you played Chain of Memories? more review goes here..but I decided to save it for the end. And why is Riku a cross dresser? He's a little too serious for it. What ever. Keep writing like you do. It doesn't matter if their ooc. Keep up the good work.

Dear Shadow's Light,

No, RH is not a real anime. I made up that name for a reason though! My nick name is (blank) and a name to sound just like it is LiLi (my pen name). The Japanese R sounds like an L, so I decided to call it Riri and then I had to add something else so I added House...and there fore Riri's House was created! And I have played Chain of Memories, but not finished yet. I haven't played in like two weeks, and I'm at the Twilight Town part (I HATE THE ICE GUY! He would be mega easy to beat if he didn't have that damn guard!) And Riku as a cross dresser...heh...I know he is serious, but I'm trying to remember like his happy side! (..I'm no good with words). And I wanted a joke about cross dressing in my story...but then it went farther and I made Riku a cross dresser. RAWR!

Read the chapter biznigs (...don't ask).

Chapter 5:

Day Four: Art Show

"Tell me!" Kairi giggled as Selphie and herself sat on their beds.

"Well..." Selphie said as her face turned pink.

"Come on Selphie!"

"I don't know.."

"Tell me already!" She started to scream in a threatening voice.

"You haven't even given me a chance to finish!" Selphie stated.

"Oh," Kairi said, a little embarrassed. "So, what happened with you and Riku after you guys ran off?"

Selphie let out a sighed and fell back onto her bed. "He told me I was weird, then he ran into a wall. It was so cool!"

Kairi made a sweat drop and laid back on her bed.. "How romantic..." Kairi sarcastically mumbled. She closed her eyes and wrote in her mental diary.

'Dear Mental Diary,

The last day was confusing. It was the adult swim thing, where people dress up in bathing suits as an anime character. I was Riku from DNAngel, and Selphie was Risa. Riku was Naru from Love Hina (...don't ask) and I'm not sure what Sora was. So basically we all sat in the hot tub and played truth or dare (adult swim is fun, but you don't really do anything).

The interesting things started when Riku asked me to hug Sora, just when the day before I told him I didn't touch people I hated. Of course, he took it the wrong way. He probably thinks I'm strange...oh who cares what Sora thinks! Then Sora dared Riku to kiss Selphie!!! (go Selphie! heh heh!) But the strange thing of it all was that I was having fun with Sora! What the heck is that all about? Then the shy Riku ran out of the pool hall (in his bikini....) and Selphie followed, leaving me and Sora alone. Feeling akward, I start to leave when Sora pulled me into an embrace! I really don't get it, my head has been spinning ever since! He did it on purpose to confuse me...its all part of his evil plan to kill off my brain cells. I won't let him get me!

-Kairi'

"The more Riku pushes me away, the more attractive he gets," Selphie said her huge gleaming eyes shining like crystals.

Kairi laughed and rolled her eyes. "You are so obsessed!"

Selphie laughed back. "I know! So, what's with you and Sora?"

Kairi started to choke on her spit and turned bright red. "What brought that up all of a sudden?"

"I don't know," she shrugged. "Curiosity I guess."

"Well, nothings happening. You know I hate him, so why ask?"

Selphie smirked. "You two were looking mighty coozy in the hot tub yesterday."

"Not as coozy as you and Riku!" Kairi said fast.

"Riku......." Selphie started to drool. "Wait! Stop avoiding the subject!"

'Damn I was close too....' Kairi snapped.

"What would you do if he told you he liked you?"

"I would stab him with a pointy knife that burned with a thousand evils!" growled Kairi.

Selphie backed away as she looked at Kairi's demonic aura surrounding her. "Sheesh! Anger management didn't work out for you?"

A slam of a door could be heard along with the entering of a smell of bacon. Sora had entered the room. "What did I hear about anger managment? Is Kairi finally getting fixed?" Kairi threw her pillow at his head in anger. "I'm pretty sure even if she did, it wouldn't work well."

"So anyways," said Selphie. "What did Riku say? Does he like me? Does he love me? Does he want to-"

"Enough talking...I'm afraid of what your going to say next," Sora calmly inforced. "He says your a hyper active cute girl who needs to visit a therapist."

Selphie almost melted on her bed. "He thinks I'm cute!"

Kairi rolled her eyes and turned her head towards Sora. "So, did you bring me back orange juice like I asked?"

"Yep," he said as he tossed her a bottle of orange liquid.

"Thanks," she groaned.

"But I want something in return..."

"What?" Kairi asked, blushing as she imagined what he could have in mind.

"Answer the phone if it rings, and if a girl called Namine calls then tell her I'm not here."

Kairi looked up at him and raised an eye brow. "What?"

"Just do it, don't ask questions," he barked.

"Fine!" She growled annoyingly.

"So anyways," said Selphie, completly changing the subject. "What are you drawing for the art show this year Kairi?"

Kairi sighed and looked up at the celing. "I'm not doing anything this year. No one buys my art, my drawing sucks like a monkey."

"A ...monkey?" The confused Sora asked.

"Awww!" Selphie pouted. "I wanted to see your art displayed again!"

"What did you draw last year?" Sora asked.

"I drew a picture of all the elements in fantasy human form," Kairi stated. "Nothing that original."

"Was your picture titled Look Beyond The Surface?" Sora asked.

"Actually yes, how did you know?" she asked.

"I saw that picture last year!" he exclaimed. "It was awesome! It even inspired me to..."

Sephie raised her eyebrow at him. "Inspire you to do what?"

Sora looked at the two girls a bit nervously. "To...draw a picture this year! It's down at the display, but I'm not telling you what one it is!"

"I bet it sucks," Kairi cunningly said. "Just like you."

"I am not homosexual!" screamed Sora.

"Yeah!" Selphie cried out. "He likes Ka-"

"KANGAROOS!" Sora screamed at the top of his lungs.

"...I meant you suck as in I hate you," Kairi nastingly spat.

"Ooooooh..." Sora and Selphie chimed in unison.

Kairi looked at her watched and sighed. "The show doesn't start until another thirty minutes. Do you want to watch an episode of Riri's House while we wait?"

"Sure!" cried Selphie.

"I guess," groaned Sora.

"Okay then!" So she went to her suitcase and pulled out a DVD labels 'Riri's House The First Season! (First Disc). Then she popped it into the DVD player and press the play button, and soon the theme to Riri's Hous was playing on the hotel television screen.

The scene was a mall with Hijiki and Niwa at a food court. Hijiki was slowing sipping her soda while Niwa stared at the lovely young bait..I mean...ladies.

"Niwa!" His sister screamed at him as she slammed her soda down on the table. "Stop staring, it's rude!"

"But Hijiki," Niwa said with a drool forming around his mouth. "They look so..so..."

"So not into you! Now eat your pretzel!" Hijiki demanded.

"I don't like plain pretzels, I like ones with salt on th-"

"EAT THE DAMN PRETZEL!" she screamed.

"Okay," Niwa sheepishly said as he sank back in his chair.

"I have an idea for the next episode!" cried Hijiki with her sudden mood swing.

"What?" Niwa asked.

"We can shop for things for the New Year!" Hijiki smiled.

"...New Years was two weeks ago."

"SHUT UP AND FOLLOW ME!" she screamed as she grabbed her brothers hand and dragged him to the calendar shop. Once they were in, she let go of her brothers hand and began looking at random calendars. "Wow! I like this one!"

Niwa got curious and tried to peek in at what her sister was looking at. "What is it?"

Hijiki smiled (over animated of course) and held up a calendar. "Look at this one!"

Niwa's eyes went big as he observed the calendar. "Damn, that girl is hot and sexy!"

The color in Hijiki's face drained out quicker then a speeding bullet. "This isn't a girl you baka! It's Orlando Bloom!"

"What kind of name is Orlando Bloom? Now, a more suitable name for a girl would be Jessica. All the hot ones are named Jessica!"

Hijiki slapped her brother. "Just keep your mouth closed and follow me! I need to buy clothes!"

"Oh joy," Niwa saracastically commented. "Clothes shopping with a girl! I'm having an orgasm..."

Hijiki rolled her eyes and dragged her brother along to the next store. Strange enough, the next store ended up being Victoria Secret. "Now you stay here while I try on random items of men's pleasure," she grinned as she skipped off, leaving Niwa in the guys version of the 'Promise Land'.

"Must...not...touch...the...manacans," he said as he reached up towards the plastic human. "No! Bad Niwa...bad thoughts! Though, it is plastic and wouldn't hold back...NO! EVIL THOUGHTS!" He looked up and the color red quickly sprang into his once pale face. Behind him was huge display of panties. "It's like a field full of flowers, except it's not a field, nor is it flowers. It's pantie goodness! I MUST TOUCH ONE!" he yelled as he reached his hand over a pink thong and lightly brushed it.

"OH MY GOD!" yelled a random girl in the store. "It's a guy and he's touching underwear! He's a pervert! Let's get him girls!" Soon, a large group of girls (which apparently came out of no where) came into view and started to chase Niwa out of the store.

"HELP ME!" he yelled as ran into Hot Topic.

"EWW!" cried the girls. "IT'S A DEMON STORE! RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY!" So the girls ran away to random places, leaving Niwa at peace once again.

Hijiki soon came up and hit her brother over the head with a water bra (a very heavy water bra!). "I told you to stay put you dumb...person!"

"...You never told me that!" exclaimed Niwa.

"Well I'm saying it now! Come on let's go."

"Hey Hijiki?" asked Niwa.

"Hmmm?"

"...Why did you buy a water bra?"

"I think this would be a good time for the episode to end!" Hijiki yelled as she ran off into the mall for more adventures.

"Wait for me!" cried Niwa, following his sister, and then the ending theme song came on.

Selphie and Kairi sat on their beds, holding their stomachs and cracking up.

"Why are every episode so funny?!" Selphie exclaimed as she wiped a tear from her face.

"Why does Niwa get hotter by every episode?" asked Kairi as she sat up and regained her former posture.

"It's called animation. With a simple stroke of a pencil, you can make a character female or male, have long hair or short, and you can determine the characters personality. It's really simple," Sora stated.

"Now don't we sound like a AV geeks," whispered Selphie.

"Come on, the show starts in a few minutes. Aerith is already waiting for us," Sora said as he headed towards the door. "Hurry up you slow pokes."

"What's got his pants tied in a rubber band?" Selphie asked angrily and Kairi shook her head and followed Sora out the door.

Kairi walked through the maze (aka, the display room) and observed random fan art by people staying at the convention. The walls were plainly white, but the strokes of red and blue and so many other colors of the rainbow on the art lit up the room. It was a rare site to see.

"Come on Kairi!" Selphie cheered. "There's a picture over here of Ed from Full Metal Alchemist!"

"Coming," Kairi groaned. Selphie moved faster then a fat boy in a chocolate shop.

Selphie took Kairi by the hand and showed her random fan art. Sure, looking at the art was nice, but you wouldn't want to write a book on it. After awhile, it got boring. And with Selphie along, that bordom came along much faster. After all, you could only stand the same hyper attitude for so long.

"Selphie, can't continue walking. My feet hurt," complained Kairi.

"Alright!" she cried cheerfully. "You sit down and I'll go stalk Riku!" Selphie then did a cart wheel and ran off, leaving Kairi dumb struck. She slowly sat down and took a load off.

"What a relief," she mumbled to herself as she took off one of her flip flops and massaged her foot.

Suddenly she felt a elbow land upon her shoulder for support. "Put your shoe back on," said the voice. "It's impolite."

Kairi sighed and put her shoe back on. "Hello Sora."

Sora smiled at her. "Don't sit on the floor you baka," he said as he stroked his finger against her face.

Kairi blushed and quickly hid her face. She slapped Sora's hand away. "Don't do that!"

"Do what?" he asked.

"Rubbed my cheek like that!" she exclaimed.

"Oh that," he laughed. "Sorry, guess my hand has a mind of it's own."

"I hate your hand," Kairi mumbled.

"So I guess that means you don't hate me anymore," said Sora in his famous seductive voice.

"Stop putting words in my mouth!" she yelled.

"Whatever," he mumbled as put his arm under her legs and the other arm around her neck. Sora stood up and held Kairi resembling a baby. "You seem too tired to stand on your own, so I'll carry you."

Suddenly, images of a wedding ceremony flashed through Kairi's head. Kairi was wearing a beautiful white wedding dress and the man at the alter was wearing a regular tux. The priest said his speech and then said 'You may now kiss the bride'. The groom parted her viel so he could see her face. Kairi gazed upon the face of her husband to be. He had a childish face and brown spikey hair. '....Sora?'

"Let me down!" Kairi yelled. "I will not marry you!"

Sora looked down at her akwardly. "Your dillusional. I'll carry you to a bench."

"No!" she yelled once more. "Put me down."

"Shut up! People are starting to stare!" he yelled back, looking at the wandering faces.

"Make me!" she yelled back, trying to struggle from his grip. But everytime she did, Sora would only hold her closer and tighter.

"Be quiet or I'll make you be quiet," he whispered in an angry tone. Images of the wedding ceremony once again flashed in Kairi's head.

Kairi sighed a 'I-give-up' sigh. "Okay! Just take me to a bench."

Sora smiled and started walking. "That's a good girl."

"I'm not a dog!" she screamed.

"I thought you said you'd be quiet," Sora said in a sly voice. Kairi kept her mouth shut for the rest of the trip to the bench. Soon, Sora laid her down on the wooden bench and he sat down next to her. "Just rest here awhile," he said as he put his arm around her. Kairi would have pushed his arm away, but she was really tired from struggling so much. So there they sat, watching the fan art in front of them, Sora's arm around Kairi. If you just glanced at them, they would look like the perfect couple. It's strange how things turn out.

"You hungry?" Sora asked.

"Not really, but I am kind of thirsty," Kairi smiled.

Sora smiled back and stood up. "Alright, I'll be right back." Then he walked away and left Kairi to herself.

Kairi let the blush leave from her face and brushed off her shoulder. "Finally," she mumbled. She tried to stand up but all the energy had been drained out of her. "Great..." The auburn hair girl leaned back on the bench and looked up at the art above her. "They look so different from this view...." But one picture caught her eye.

It was a picture with a light purple bubbly background, and red roses surrounding the picture like a frame. The character involved with the art was Niwa. He was wearing one of thoughs lose unbuttoned pirate shirts, and he was lightly kissing a girl surrounded by shadows. It's was so beautiful, and so familiar as well. Kairi couldn't help but stare

"Hey Kairi," said Sora, coming up to her. "I got you a smoothie!" He examined the blushing Kairi staring up at the picture of Niwa, her loving eye candy. Sora dropped his drink and continued to stare at her. "...so she really is in love with Niwa."

End of Chapter 5

Authors Note: So I won't forget, here is the rest of that review from above.

If you have i think it would be interesting to put in something about blank. You could either have some jealous thing with Sora and Kairi, or Have something between blank, Selphie, and Riku. Just some suggestions

You are my lord!!! and whatever. I was thinking "God, I need to add someone else in. Leon is in a rock band with Yuffie, Aerith is Sora's brother, Kairi and Selphie are already in the story, I don't want to add disney characters/ Cloud...ARG WHO CAN I ADD! My little brain would never though of blank...Rawr you rock!

Anyways, I've changed things a bit. Day 5: DDR Tournement, Day 6: Squffie Concert, Day 7: Ending Cermony. Alrighty! Let's see if I'll remember that. I think I'll continue this after the seventh day (not the convention..the story)..but I'll have to think about what to do. Maybe I should just end it at seven..who knows!