HAPPY BIRTHDAY KRYSTAL WINGS!
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Lili: I need a cool new person to do my disclaimers with..LET'S HAVE A CONTEST! Contestants are...Larxene, Axel, Vexen, A Heartless, Belle, Cid, and any other Disney character not included in the story that I can't think of.
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Authors Note: I so want Karaoke Revolution...it's awesome. I love it when the characters get all glowy :O it's pretty! I can sing Joy to the World XD w00t. Oh yeah, everyone, read I Won't Fade away. It's a fan fic with Axel and Larxene and I think it's really good (or maybe I'm weird :P). REVIEW TIME!
Yuleen75...yes. What the hell indeed XD! And Sora is just a poor horny boy. But we love him anyways.
Kayki...Ha ha. I'm confused myself.
pizzalover...Thank you! And I try to update as fast as I can.
Bacon Boy USA...XD Lmao. You get a cookie...:gives cookie:
f...o.O I can't have anyone killing anyone...That would make everything insane. (or MORE insane)
Black Mistress..Weren't we all screaming when we found out Riku was the teacher? ;) We know Selphie is gonna get an A in at least ONE class. XD!
Sonic Master A.J....Well about a month before I went to Ushicon I got the idea for this fan fic at random (forgot how EXACTLY it came to mind.) And I am mega excited for KH2:O I heard they might delay it even MORE until 2006! Grr ha ha. And thank you in general.
BronzeToast...Don't worry. There was no mistake with the CloudXAerith thing. That will be explained (maybe in this chapter). After you hear, you won't be confused :D!
carbuncle..Ha T.T Everyones confused. I'm even confused!
random person...oo Aerith is in the story.. she just hasn't had a big part lately. And don't worry...you know everyone will be with the person they deserve to be with in the end. Fan fics are just like that.
review lord...OH MY GOSH! XD You are so funny. I am so gonna do that in the next chapter (I would this chapter but I already had a plan). Just remind me to give you credit.
y a k o s o k u-...:D Thank you! I love compliments like these (and sadly I act random and funny like in my storys in real life. Just ask my friend Rae or Divya..they read my storys). And these ideas just sort of flow through my finger tips and onto the key board..you know? I've always been that way.
RaE...Sex Ed is awesome..I dunno why people didn't like it XP maybe I'm just perverted. You rock my socks!
Shadow's Light...Yes I guessed I am unpredictable :D ..or not. XD I love reviews like yours.
Zanisha..:O A comment on the character devolpment. That makes me happy. And don't worry..the entire story is about Kairi and Sora! I will make them do the naughty dance..MWA HA! Or maybe not because this is rated PG-13...but we can all hope.
Syntia...XD Yes Sex Ed Class. Isn't that just a evil...yet brillant idea I have? And yes you are silly because I say so.
DivineRoseKeeper...got that right.
Chapter 11
Love Circus: Sex Ed
Kairi was currently on the beach in a purple bikini top and a long flowing beach skirt that danced in the wind. It was just like her fantasy with Niwa and herself. It was pretty breezy outside and so she had to hold her head so her hair would get all frizzy. She looked into the sun set which seemed to rest upon the crystal blue ocean. The ocean waves softly brushed her toes, giving her a simple pleasure feeling. The auburn hair girl smiled and closed her eyes. "I love the beach," she whispered so softly it could barely be heard.
"Kairi! I found a spot!" called someone from behind her. Kairi turned around and saw a boy with perfect size muscles in red swim trunks waving at her. Kairi smiled at the boy she loved, the boy she adored, the boy named Sora.
"Coming!" she exclaimed as she ran across the sun heated sand. It burned her feet but for some reason she didn't even feel it. Maybe she just didn't care. After all, she was with Sora. Kairi smiled and jumped into the boys arms. "Miss me Sora?"
"I always do Kairi," the boy smiled back as he pulled her into an embrace. Kairi smiled and hugged Sora back. Everything was so much better on the beach.
"I'm so glad that we finally got together," Sora told her as he carried her towards the beach towel spread out on the sandy shores.
"You are?" asked Kairi as she gazed into his eyes. She loved the boy so much.
"You know I am," he smiled as he leaned in towards her ear. "Your beautiful," he whispered.
"Not as handsome as you though!" exclaimed Kairi as she got set down on the towel. Sora sat down next to her and they both gazed at the sun together. The sun set seemed to last forever. Time stood still for the two love birds. Kairi lost count of how many times Sora and herself tried to hold hands. It's strange how a simple thing like holding hands can make your heart race.
"Sora," Kairi softly spoke as she finally grasp his hand. She did not look at him. The auburn hair beauty continued to gaze out into the ocean. "Why do you love me?"
Sora gave her a simple smile and leaned in towards her face. Their lips almost touched and Kairi's heart began to beat faster then it ever had before. "Because you are Kairi." Kairi closed her eyes and awaited her kiss. "Kairi?"
"Yes?" Kairi whispered.
"BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP!" Sora yelled all of a sudden.
Kairi created a sweat drop and gave Sora a confused look. "What?"
"TIME TO WAKE UP! BEEP, BEEP, BEEP!" Sora yelled very loudly into her ear.
Kairi opened her eyes not to the gentle shores of the beach but to the loud annoying buzz of her alarm clock. "DAMMIT!" she yelled as she got out of bed and picked up her alarm clock. She held it over her head in anger. "I HATE BOYS!" she yelled as she threw the alarm clock at the wall, shattering it into a lot of pieces.
"Kairi?" her mother called from downstairs. "Did you just break another alarm clock?"
"...Maybe?" Kairi said as she just questioned what she just had done.
"Kairi, Kairi," her mother laughed in the distant. "Just forget about it. Go get ready for school. Your car pool will be here any moment."
Kairi gulped and looked at what time it was at the time she killed her clock. EIGHT FIFTEEN it read. "DAMMIT ALL TO HELL!" Kairi yelled as she quickly jumped into the uniform she laid out. "THERE GONNA BE HERE ANY MINUTE!" She quickly ran into her bath room, combed her hair, and put on some SWEAT BE GONE.
"There here," her mother called from downstairs.
"ARG!" she groaned as she stuffed a tooth brush into her mouth and ran downstairs.
"Nice look," her mother giggled as she observed her daughter.
"Not now!" Kairi panicked as she threw the tooth brush on the floor and struggled to put on her shoes. "I'm going to be late!"
"Kairi.." her mother said.
"Tell me later!" Kairi yelled as she ran out the door to her car pool.
Her mother shook her head and looked at the brown sack she held in her hands. "I don't think that girl will ever remember her lunch."
Kairi ran as fast as she could to the car. She opened the door and quickly took a seat next to Wakka. "Hey guys-"
"Sorry I'm late," they all answered in unison.
Kairi let out a sigh and leaned back in the car seat. "Am I THAT predictable?"
"Not so much," smiled Selphie. "We never knew you were going to go make out with Cloud yesterday."
Kairi gave Selphie a look and let out another sigh. "Damn rumors."
"Don't worry," laughed Wakka. "We don't listen to them."
"But," said the curious Selphie. "What is the story between you to?"
"We didn't make out," stated Kairi. "But he tried to."
"WHAT?" yelled Tidus as he heard the words Kairi spoke.
"He didn't though," Kairi said as she slouched in her seat. "So many guys.."
"I bet your talking about Sora," smiled Selphie. She was the only one who knew what really happened at the convention after all. She had a right to smile.
"Everyones finding out that he's Niwa," Wakka informed her.
"Let's change the subject," Kairi sighed.
"Yeah!" exclaimed Tidus. "All we talk about are relationship and who likes who."
"Speaking of which," winked Selphie as she wrapped her arms around Tidus's neck. "Who do you like? You still haven't told me!"
"No one!" he yelled at her as he started to blush fiercly. It was like a little kid trying to get out of a mothers grasp.
"Sure," Selphie laughed as she let go of him. "Is that why you had the major color change?"
"Shut up," Tidus mumbled as he looked at his shoes and went on blushing.
"Now, how about that topic change?" Kairi asked the three.
"Screw the topic change," Wakka said as he went on talking. "What's this about you and Riku, Selphie?"
"Nothing!" Selphie yelled as her face turned a bright shade of red.
"Oh really, Selphie?" smirked Tidus. "Then why the major color change?"
"YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH!" Selphie yelled as she stuck out her tounge at him.
"Put that tounge back in your mouth or I'll bite it!" exclaimed Tidus as he started to pout.
"Make me," Selphie smiled as she continued to stick out her tounge. The next thing she knew, Tidus's teeth had a firm gripped on her tounge. "OW! OW OW OW!" she yelped in pain.
Tidus let go and smirked. "Told you!" he taunted at her as a small shade of pink came to his face.
"My gosh!" Wakka exclaimed. "You two bicker like a married couple."
Kairi closed her eyes and leaned back even further in her seat. "What happened to that subject change?" she mumbled to herself.
"We're here, yeah!" Wakka's mother smiled from the front seat. She looked just like Wakka, which wasn't a pretty sight. Her arms were bulging with woman like muscles and she looked like a bad version of a drag queen. But that didn't make them over look the fact that she was one of the nicest mothers ever.
"Alright!" Wakka said as he tried to push everyone out of the car. "Time for school."
"Thank you for stating the obvious," groaned Kairi sarcastically as she hopped out of the car.
"Did Kairi wake up on the wrong side of the bed?" asked a voice behind her obviously belonging to Sora. His arms quickly wrapped around her. "Because I don't see how that's possible, being next to me and all."
Kairi pushed him away from her and sighed. She was at school so she had to maintain her anger. "Hello Sora," she calmly spoke.
"HI KAIRI!" yelled another annoying voice from behind her. Kairi turned around to find the 'ever so lovable' Namine grinning at her. "How are you doing today?"
Kairi smiled a fake smile. "I'm doing super duper!" she exclaimed sarcastically.
"That's super duper!" giggled Namine as she started doing a dance at random.
Kairi let out an angry sigh and looked at Namine. She pointed at a random direction away from herself. "Hey look! A butterfly!"
Namine's face went all happy. "WHERE?" she yelled as she went around dancing in circles.
Now that Namine was out of the conversation, Kairi could have a chance to talk with Sora. She gave him one of her very angry faces a she made a fist with her right hand. "Look here Sora. I'm not your girl friend! The insane blonde chasing the butterflies is! So just leave me alone!"
For a moment Sora looked sadder then he ever did. But in a few seconds that look did a one-eighty. "Tell me you don't like me and I will."
Kairi raised her eyebrows and let her look soften. "I...erm...um." Her face went red and she didn't know how to respond.
Sora flashed Kairi one of his goofy smiles and got up close to her face. "Then I will never leave you alone," he told her in his seductive voice.
Kairi's face went red with passion and her face went down with anger. "DAMN YOU SORA! I WILL NOT GO TO THE BEACH WITH YOU!"
Sora gave her a puzzled look. "What?"
"...NOTHING!" she yelled as she quickly ran inside the school.
"Same old routine," laughed Selphie as she ran into the school after her friend.
"Same old Kairi," laughed Tidus and Wakka as they followed.
"I love you Sora!" Namine giggled as she glomped Sora.
"I hate school," thought Kairi and Sora together.
Kairi observed the class from the front of the room. She sighed and looked at the clip board in her hands. "Selphie?"
"Here!" Selphie exclaimed with a smile.
"Tidus?" she asked. Why did she have to take roll if she knew all of them were here?
"Here," Tidus responded in a dull tone.
"Wakka?" Kairi asked as dull as Tidus responded.
"Here man," Wakka replied.
She groaned as she read the next name on the list. "Sora?"
"Here my lovely," he smiled to her from his seat. He gave her a wave, a wink, and blew her a kiss.
She gritted her teeth and continued. "Sephy?"
"I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME THAT YOU PATHETIC HUMAN!" Sephiroth screamed as he gave Kairi the finger.
"I love you too Sephiroth," Kairi laughed. "Lulu?"
"What's the point of saying I'm here if you know I'm here already?" she asked in her dull voice from her seat.
"Your mom," Kairi replied as she rolled her eyes. "Namine?"
"I am here!" Namine exclaimed as she jumped on her desk and did a Sailor Moon pose.
Kairi shook her head in disgust and continued. "Cloud?"
"Here," he squeaked as he blushed.
Kairi looked up at Cloud for a moment. He was staring at her with shy, loving eyes. 'If only I liked him that way,' she thought to herself. She set her clip board on the teachers desk and clapped her hands together. "Well," she laughed. "Looks like were on time but Riku, I mean Mr. Yoshizawa, isn't. So why don't we all discuss current events!"
"Alright," laughed Sephiroth from the back of the room. "Why did you make out with Cloud yesterday?"
Kairi once again gritted her teeth. "I didn't make out with Cloud yesterday. Let's not talk about me."
"Did you make out with Kairi?" asked Sora to Cloud, giving him the evil eye.
"Someone's jealous," mumbled Selphie as she watched the scene develop around her.
"N-No," stuttered Cloud as he sunk back in his chair. His face color deepened so much that it was a color of an apple. Sora continued to glare at him.
"I bought a new bra!" Namine exclaimed randomly from the corner. Everyone raised their eye brows and turned around to the smiling, oblivious Namine. Kairi laughed silently from the desk and thanked God for blonde stupid moments.
"Sorry I'm late?" questioned Riku, who was currently standing in the doorway. This received a few laughs from the students. "You may sit down Kairi." She nodded and went back to her seat. "Like I said, I'm sorry that I am late. The bus broke down."
"Why didn't drive your car?" asked Namine.
"Can't afford one," Riku simply put. Whispers in the class started and grew very quickly. "Now then, may I start class?" The whispers stopped and all attention was on Riku. Mr. Yoshizawa nodded and sat down in his seat. He set his suit case on his desk and began looking through folders. "Looks like the school is starting on a new project today," he smiled as though he had an evil plan in mind. "From now on, fourth period will be Sex Ed class." The reactions from the class varied. Some laughed, some blushed, some even choked on their own spit. Why would a private school like theirs host sex education?
"This will turn things around," Tidus commented from his desk.
Riku banged on his desk for permission to continue. "Now every day we will show a short video clip and-"
"SWEET!" Sora cried. "PORNO VIDEOS!"
"No, not porno. We will watch educational sex videos," Riku replied.
"...SWEET! PORNO VIDEOS!" Sora repeated.
Riku sighed and looked down at his paper. "It also says that you will be split up into groups for projects. They will be due in three days. Let's see who's with who." He looked back down at his paper and read off the list. "First group is Namine-"
"And Sora!" Namine exclaimed.
"...Sephiroth and Lulu," Riku finished.
"...And Sora!" Namine smiled hopefully.
"Nope. Just you, Sephiroth, and Lulu," he confirmed.
"No!" Namine pouted. "I'm stuck with the gothic freaks!"
"Your mom's a gothic freak!" Sephiroth pointed out.
"Oh snap," Lulu added with a smile pointed towards Sephy.
"Next group," Riku read. "Is Wakka, Tidus, and Selphie."
"Darn," Kairi thought out loud. "I'm always in their group."
"And the last group will be Kairi," Riku began to read.
"Don't tell me," Kairi gulped.
"Cloud," Riku read.
"No, no, no!" she yelled as she knew the next name on the list.
"And Sora," he finished.
"DAMMIT ALL TO BLOODY HELL AND BACK AGAIN!" she screamed at the top of her lungs.
"You know you love me," Sora winked.
"You will not have time during class to do these projects. But you can do them on anything appropriate relating to sex," Riku told the class.
"Can we do it on-" Sora started to say.
"No," Riku said. "You may not do it on porno."
"Darnit!" he pouted as he sank back in his chair.
"Now then," Riku said as he opened a desk drawer. "We will watch a sex ed video about-"
"PORNO!" screamed Sora in hope.
"NO NOT PORNO DAMMIT!" Riku yelled. He calmed back down and resumed his teacher position. "We will watch a movie about the native naughty dance of the gay men of France."
"NOOOOOO!" everyone yelled as they shielded their eyes as Riku popped the movie into the TV.
"This is akward," commented Kairi as she held onto her backpack.
"Very," Sora added as he winked at Kairi.
"Indeed," Cloud agreed, not glancing at Kairi for a second. The three were currently on a city bus which was heading towards the towns library. The bus was very crowded and Kairi was packed like the filling in an oreo cookie. Of course, Kairi wasn't there by choice. They were all force to work together on their sex ed project.
"Does anyone have any idea what we should do?" asked Cloud.
"No idea," Sora answered as he glared at Cloud. "May I ask you a question Cloud?"
"You just did," Cloud silently smirked.
"Nice answer smart ass," commented the angered Sora. "Did you-"
"No I did not make out with Kairi," sighed Cloud in annoyance.
"I know that," Sora continued to glare. "I was going to ask if you knew why that rumor started."
Cloud blushed and looked at his feet. "Because I told her I wanted to."
Sora's glare grew deeper and darker. "Why do you want to make out with Kairi?"
"I like her," Cloud shyly squeaked.
"Attention!" Kairi yelled. "One, I am right here." Kairi turned towards Sora and gave him an evil look. "Two, just shut up. Stop caring about who likes me. Three," she turned towards Cloud. "STOP BEING SO DAMN OPEN ABOUT EVERYTHING!"
"Sorry," he squeaked once more. He was very shy although his looks told people otherwise.
"Next stop," the bus driver announced. "The City Library."
Kairi sighed in relief. Now she had a chance to change the subject the third time that day. "Does anyone have ANY ideas on what should we do on the project?"
"Well," Sora said in a 'As-a-matter-of-fact' tone of voice.
"Besides that," groaned Kairi.
"I have an idea," Cloud said as he looked at the two for the first time on that bus ride.
"What?" Kairi and Sora asked in hope together. Cloud opened his mouth and told them the idea as the bus screeched to a hult in front of the library. Kairi and Sora nodded the entire time, hanging onto every word Cloud said. The tone of the three's faces lightened and became warm hearted.
"That's a wonderful idea!" Kairi exclaimed as she gave Cloud a hug.
Sora pulled Kairi and Cloud apart and got in the middle of them. "It's an okay idea."
"City Library. Last call for the city library," chanted the bus driver.
"We better go," Cloud stated.
"So many obvious statements," mumbled Kairi as she grabbed her back pack and headed off the bus. "So little time."
"Why don't we have a big ego," smirked Sora as he and Cloud followed her into the library.
"Shut up," groaned the angry Kairi as she observed the library. It was very large and it was very dull. It was sort of like the libraries you'd see in old movies or history books. It was dead quiet and rows of books that reached the ceiling filled the room.
"It's sort of creepy," Cloud shruddered as he looked about the library.
"I hope some dead girl doesn't try to kill us," joked Kairi as she searched for a table to sit at.
"Don't worry," smiled Sora as he wrapped his arms around her neck. "I'll protect you."
Kairi groaned and let her arm fly upward. Her fist collided with Sora's nose and he let out a yelp. "How about we split up and find some books with useful information in them and meet back at that table," Kairi told them as she pointed to a random table. "In thirty minutes?"
"Sounds good," the two answered in unison.
"See you later!" Kairi waved at them as she ran into the maze of books. From the distance you could hear a girly voice singing that she was free from 'them'. "MWA HA HA! I CAN DO WHAT I WANT!"
"SHHH!" shushed a liberian from some where deep with in the book shelves.
"Sorry," she giggled in a whisper. Kairi couldn't help but dance and feel happy. She found a brilliant plan to do this project (or part of it) without Sora. "Truth is," she thought to herself as she pulled out a book from her back pack. "I already have a book about sex education. I'm free to do anything I want or the next thirty minutes." Kairi walked began to walk along the path of the parallel book shelves. She gazed at the tallness and endlessness of all the books. Now that she thought about it, it was kind of creepy. The auburn hair girl began to look scared and she wrapped her arms around her self for protection.
"Don't worry Kairi," Sora's voice smiled from inside of her head. "I'll protect you. I promise I will."
Kairi smiled and put a hand to her heart. "I know you will," she whispered. Kairi then gave a confused look to herself. "What the hell am I thinking? If I were in trouble, Sora would probably use it against me and rape me!"
"You know he wouldn't," Selphie laughed from the depth of her mind. "He only does thoughs things to make you smile."
"I don't smile!" Kairi yelled at the voice. "...That much."
"Just admit that you like him," Selphie's voice told her. "It would make things a lot easier."
"How can my feelings come to surface about someone who plays around so much?" she asked herself. "He toys with my emotions! One moment he's smiling and acting sweet and the other he's trying to impress people with his knowledge of girls! My feelings bounce from liking him to wanting to pound him into the ground!"
"Maybe you don't like him then," Selphie's voice mumbled to herself.
Kairi looked confused. "What do you mean?"
"Well maybe," Selphie's voice told her. "You might just see him as an annoying pervert. Or it could be worse.."
"Worse?" Kairi gulped. "What could be worse then a stupid smart ass?"
The image of Selphie smiling poped into her mind. "You could be in love with him."
"No way am I in love with Sora!" Kairi exclaimed. "That is the most stupid thing I have ever heard!"
"But it's possible," added Selphie. "Right?" Kairi face color deepened as she began to pout. "Why don't you use the Ai System to find out?"
"Ai System?" asked Kairi.
Selphie's image nodded. "It's a fortune telling thing where you find out who you really love."
"How does it work?" questioned the curious Kairi.
"Well," Selphie's voice said. "You get a piece of paper and write all the letters of the alphabet on it in random places."
Kairi quickly unzipped her back pack and pulled out a piece of note book paper. She then grabbed a pen from the bottom of her bag and wrote the letters A-Z on different spots on the paper. "Now what?" she asked.
"Then you tear off a piece of paper for each letter in the boys name. In this case you would tear off 4 pieces. One for each letter in Sora's name," Selphie pointed out.
Kairi nodded and did as she was told. She was going to prove that she didn't love Sora. She tore off four square inch paper pieces from the paper. "What comes next?" she asked Selphie.
"Then you stand up and drop the pieces of paper above the paper," Selphie's voice told Kairi. So Kairi stood up in the empty maze of books and held the four pieces of paper in her hands directly above the asked dropped spot. The pieces drifted from her grasp slowly from her fingers and glided towards the paper. As though time slowed down, the pieces landed with a soft thump.
"Now look at where the pieces have landed. What name does it spell?" Selphie's voice asked.
Kairi looked down at the paper. "S...O...R...A...Sora?" she cringed. Kairi's eye began to twitch. "I love Sora?"
Selphie nodded and clapped her hands together. "That's right! Now be true to yourself and-"
Kairi threw her fest at the image of Selphie. "I do not love him!" she screamed in her head. The image of Selphie quickly faded and the image of the library came back to her mind. "I don't love him," she repeated softly. She looked down at her watch and gasp. "I have to get back to Cloud and Sora!" Kairi picked up her bag and ran through the rows of books to the table she was supposed to meet them at. Well, she would have except...
"I got myself lost," Kairi groaned as she looked around at the same book shelves she passed before.
"Hey Cloud," Kairi heard Sora say from a distance. "May I ask you a question?"
"There they are!" she exclaimed as she got on her feet and started running towards the voices.
"Didn't we already go through this?" Cloud laughed at the memory.
"Suits me for getting lost," giggled Kairi as the table came into view.
"Is your last name Strife?" asked Sora and he kept his nose in a book.
"Almost there," Kairi said to herself as the table came closer.
"Yeah," Cloud said. "Why?"
"YOU BASTARD!" Sora yelled as he jumped up and grabbed Cloud by the collar.
Kairi ducked around the corner and hid behind a book shelf. "Dear me," she whispered to herself as she spied on the scene through the old, dusty books.
"What is your problem?" Cloud yelled back as he pushed Sora away and stared at him with cold, angry eyes. People around them started to look and whisper amongst themselves. Kairi gasped at Cloud's mood change. She had never seen him act like that. He was usually cool, calm, and collected.
"You are one heartless ass hole!" Sora yelled in anger.
"What did I do?" screamed Cloud. "Why are you so mad at me?"
"You broke my sisters heart!" exlclaimed Sora. "That's what you did!"
"What?" Kairi whispered to herself. "Cloud knows Aerith?"
"It was her fault," Cloud said as he began to sink back into his calm, cool, and collected self. "She was the one who didn't answer."
"Hey guys!" Kairi smiled as she popped out of the book shelf. She had to stop the fight some how "Sorry I'm late."
"It's okay," smiled Cloud. "We were just discussing something."
Sora grinded his teeth and spit on the ground. "Yeah whatever," he grunted as he once again took his seat. "Are we gonna work on this project or what?"
Kairi took a seat opposite of him. "Yep! I found one book on it.."
"I found a few myself," Cloud added as he took a seat next to Kairi.
"Good," Sora said. "Let's get started."
"Yeah!" Kairi exclaimed with a smile on her face. "We are so going to get an A!"
It was the day the projects were due. Lulu, Sephiroth, and Namine were currently in front of the class presenting their project. "And that is how babies are made!" exclaimed Namine with a smile.
"Gross man," Wakka gagged as he grabbed a brown sack bag from his desk.
"I won't be able to do math anymore with out thinking of...well...THAT!" Tidus exclaimed as his face sunk into disgust.
"I guess one plus one really DOES equal 3," Selphie twitched.
"And in some cases," added Sora. "One plus three equals an orgy."
"I like my virginity," frowned Kairi as she looked down at her shoes.
Riku scratched the back of his head in confusion. "Erm, you three may sit down," he said as the three took their seats. He marked something in his notebook and shook his head. "Now then Tidus, Wakka and Selphie. Please get up and present your projects." The three leaped out of their seats and took their place in front of the class. "Now then, what did you three do your project on?"
"Condoms!" Selphie chimed in with a smile.
"Oh God," laughed Kairi from her seat. Selphie and sex education mixed in together would make a very interesting presentation.
"Now the definition of a condom is a long dealio made of rubber to cover the banana during the naughty dance," smiled the 'all knowing' Tidus.
"And it stops you from Sexually Transmitted Diseases!" Selphie exclaimed.
"Also known as STDs" smiled Wakka.
"And it stops you from having retarded babies that will grow up and murder your hamster!" Selphie and Tidus said together.
"What we learned when we studied condoms," Wakka read off a piece of paper.
"NUMBER ONE: They are weird shaped," Tidus said.
"NUMBER TWO: They make fun balloons!" Selphie giggled.
"And now to tell you why not to have sex," smiled Tidus.
"Which has nothing to do with condoms!" Wakka exclaimed.
"If you have sex," commented Selphie. "You will get cancer and die!" (A/N: Thank you mean girls)
"And that is our presentation!" They all smiled together as they took their seats.
Riku shook his head and looked up at the class. "Well that was special," he laughed as he wrote something down in a note book. Now let us see the last project. Cloud, Sora, and Kairi."
The three stood up in front of the class and smiled. Kairi stood a few inches in front of the two and looked out into the class. "Our project is entitled Are You Ready?"
"It has to do more with love then sex," Sora added. "But we decided to do it anyways."
"Now we will do a little skit for you for no reason at all," Cloud said. "There once was a boy named Sora..."
"My name is Sora!" Sora exclaimed. "I'm just a normal, horny, teenaged boy!"
"And then there was a girl named Kairi," Cloud added.
"My name is Kairi!" exclaimed Kairi. "I'm a lovely, sexy, not-attracted-to-Sora, teenaged girl with raging hormones..(I guess)!"
"Then one day the two saw each other and instantly liked each other!" Cloud exclaimed.
"Wow! Your hot!" Sora smiled at Kairi.
"Wow! Your not!" smiled Kairi with a touch of smirk. Sora knudged her in the stomach. "I mean, your hot also!"
"So they decided to date," Cloud said.
"We are dating!" Sora and Kairi obviously told everyone as they began to dance around.
"But as they grew older, their hormones grew as well!" Cloud gasped.
"Wow! Now I am a teenaged boy with sexual desires!" Sora exclaimed.
"No duh!" Kairi said as she tried not to laugh.
"So the two decided to have sex," Cloud told the class.
"Heck yes!" Sora exclaimed. "Score!"
"Never ever," Kairi gagged. "Not even in your dreams."
"But were the two really in love? Well there are three main ways to tell the difference between a crush or love," Cloud told everyone.
"Way one is," Kairi told everyone. "Do you get jealous of your loved one? Then it is just a crush. Jealousy is a childish emotion that is too possessive to be considered love."
"Way number two," Sora added. "Do you brag to people about your loved one? Sorry folks, that means it is only a crush. Bragging is only showing off your attitude. If you truly love someone then you will not care about that sort of thing. The only thing that will matter is you and them."
"And the last way is," Cloud topped off. "Are you patient with your loved one? Then that is love. Love means waiting forever," Cloud smiled at Kairi.
Kairi blushed. "And that is our project!" she exclaimed as she ran back to her seat.
The bell rang to dismiss the class. "Well that was the end of our sex education class," Riku told the class. "Everyone have a good lunch."
Kairi got up from her desk and waited for her group by the door. Wakka and Tidus caught up but Selphie lagged behind. "Aren't you coming Selphie?" asked Kairi.
"You guys go ahead and I'll meet up with you later," Selphie said.
"Okay," Kairi nodded as she walked out of the class room with Tidus and Wakka. Selphie shut the door behind them.
"Is she going to talk with Mr. Yoshizawa?" Tidus asked as he looked at the door with concern.
"Probably," Kairi said as she also looked at the door. "I'm going to wait for her. You two save a table so we don't have to sit on the ground."
"Okay," Wakka said as he grabbed Tidus's arm to pull him away from the door. Kairi watched them until they were out of site. She then leaned against the door and waited for Selphie to come out.
"Why are you being so cold?" Kairi heard Selphie yell on the other side of the door.
"Because I am your teacher," she heard Riku calmy say. "I can't continue any relationships with you."
"It didn't bother you before!" Selphie exclaimed.
"Before it was just a fling," Riku told the girl. "You thought I was younger and I thought you were older."
"It wasn't just a fling for me Riku!" Selphie cried. "I don't care about age. I like you because you are Riku!"
The interested Kairi moved towards the door and peeked in through the window. She gazed upon the scene with attracting concern. But she was to late. Kairi saw Riku grabbed Selphie's shoulders and pull her into a hard ,passionate kiss. Both girls involved eyes went wide. Then Selphie closed her eyes and let herself be dissolved with the kiss. Riku then pulled away and looked at Selphie with passionate eyes.
"Damn you," he whispered as he closed his eyes and shook his head.
Kairi's eyes continued to stare very widely. "Oh my gosh," she mumbled.
End of Chapter 11
Authors Note: w00t it's done. Wanna know what's to come? Next chapter: VALENTINES DAY or maybe white day (even though it's late), Chapter after that: Fencing Club, Chapter after after that: School Election (thoughs might be switched around). And some (a lot or a few...maybe chapter 20 if I get that far) chapters after that I will have the school trip to the mountain hot springs :D. Sounds kinky, ey? And I am sorry my chapters aren't as long lately. Some how my brain won't let me right them longer.
Oh yeah..the whole fortune telling thing...:D I made it up! Ai (I think..I have to look at my Japanese Dictionary again) is the japanese word for love.
Anyways...I GOT A HAIR CUT! and it looks sexy! Go to my live journal (rikufangrl4evr) to see the before and after pics...then leave comments about my sexy hair and say how sexy Lili is...Sexy is a fun word to say.