Disclaimer:
Lili: And the winner is...NO ONE! Cause no one voted...now I'm lonely.
Cloud: You could always take me back!
Lili: Nah...I don't own Kingdom Hearts anyways T.T
Cloud: You know no one reads these..
Lili: :sigh: I know.


Authors Note: I just came back from my friends house and I just helped her defeat Kingdom Hearts. Give it up for Rae...! Anyways, my friend told me the other day that my pen name (LILI-SAMA) might make Japanese people mad because people don't usually call themselves 'sama'. nn; Sorry if that is the case for anyone! It's sort of a joke thingy... Review time!

Zanisha...T.T I'm sorry. I couldn't think of anything else to put there. If I were just a bit blonder and more stupid..I'd be a total Namine. T.T And sorry again about the Riku X Selphie thing. Don't worry though! I don't plan on having them stay together.

Sonic Master A.J....:D Thank you. That means a lot because I'm not really putting Riri's House episodes in the story anymore (it'd be pointless). This is a nice review :hugs your review:. Makes me feel happy :D.

BeAuTiFuLSouL2005...Wow. I didn't expect to have someone say that Riku and Selphie were cute together. :D I guess they are!

RaE-...Hey Rae! I helped you beat Kingdom Hearts! BOW TO YOUR LORD AND MASTER! GO RAE!

Kayki...Tidus as Homor? Now if that isn't strange, I don't know what is. And I try to update as fast as I can. BLAME WRITERS BLOCK! It's mean to Lili-sama.

Black Mistress...If they were allowed XD we wouldn't be reading this would we:P Wanna know a secret? (Don't read it if you don't wanna know). Tidus is going to be with Selphie in the end. Riku is mine..Namine is stupid. Maybe I'll have someone rape her..I'm evil. Of course I based Namine off of me...except Namine is a thousand percent more stupid. I do say random things a lot though...okay I'm rambling. XD This was a fun review to comment on.

DivineRoseKeeper..Heh. At least SOMEONE thought that was funny.

carbuncle..Hurray! Your not confused anymore! That's special. And if I didn't have suspense/twist...people would stab me (I'm guessing). It's no fun the other way around :P.

BronzeToast...:Is flattered: I try :D. And don't worry about the Aerith/Cloud thing. That will be explained step by step..unless I change my mind and do it some other way. :O And I love Marmalade Boy! That was the first manga I truly got into (my first manga was Dragon Ball because my friend let me borrow it...And I stopped reading it after you saw Goku nakey xX). And now that I think about it :O I kinda based the story off of it with out knowing it. Oh well!

y a k o s o k u-..I based Sephy off of Zim from Invader Zim because they reminded me of each other :D. We all hate Namine so much that we love her XD. Thank you!

Bacon Boy USA..:D The good or bad kind? XD

Shadows Light...To tell you the truth, I dunno if I'll have Kairi do the naughty dance with Sora in this fan fic. I'm having trouble thinking of an ending. And I would rather watch Barney then a sex ed video as well XD. And every one is around 13-15 but I haven't decided actual ages. I think I may have most every one be 14 (except Aerith (16 or 15), Cloud (15), and Riku (who cares..he's a teacher). If you have anymore questions :D just ask.

Syntia...Maybe I should keep them together...poor Tidus..I'm confused!

review lord...Heh, Thanks :D. Honestly these jokes every one love just pop into my head. And to spoil things a bit for you, Cloud isn't really shy (recall the library scene...:O He has mood swings! heh heh).

Litwolf689...Lili-sama doesn't have the brain to write a huge chapter on sex ed (though Lili-sama is very educated in that subject).


Chapter 12:

Love Circus: VALENTINES DAY?
Thank you review lord for the idea for this chapter

(every one READ MY FRIENDS FAN FIC...I WON'T FADE AWAY (by Lucky Bug 1) OR I WON'T UPDATE THE NEXT CHAPTER :P)

"It is a miracle!" Kairi's mother cheered as she saw her daughter get ready for school. "She is actually up this morning!" She pranced around Kairi with streamers and other party toys. It was rather annoying, even for her mother.

"Very funny," groaned Kairi as she tried to style her hair. It was the first time in months that she had actual time to get ready in the morning. She had to make the best of it. Kairi had to make sure that her uniform was ironed, her hair was styled (and not looking like crap), and she actually put of make up. A girl has to look her best (when she woke up on time that is).

"I'm just joking," her mother smiled as she pulled her daughter into a motherly hug. "You look very pretty today Kairi." The girl looked at herself in the mirror. Her skirt was nice and straight and her white shirt collar wasn't sticking up. Her hair was combed and wasn't all over the place. She even had time to put her hair in a ribbon. She DID look good...in the 'I'm going to pre-school for the first time and I still wear a God darn nappy' type of way.

"I look like a Christmas present," gagged Kairi. "No matter what I do, I can't seem to look right."

"You look beautiful," smiled the mother as she planted a tiny kiss on top of her head. Her smile always warmed Kairi up, even if she felt down. You could say the two had a mutual bond between each other. Her mother winked at her and grinned. "You got ready for the special day?"

Kairi blinked and gave her mother a confused look. "What special day? It isn't my birthday is it?"

Her mother laughed and pinched her daughters nose. "Even though it's not, It would be very you to forget your own birthday."

"For the third year in a row," laughed Kairi as she rubbed the spot her mother pinched her. Suddenly, the sound of a car pulling up to the drive way could be heard along with the sound of a horn.

"Well you better go," her mother said as she rushed her off with a kiss on the forehead.

"Mom!" groaned Kairi as she rubbed the spot off. "You can't do that anymore! I'm almost in high school."

"If your almost in high school," smirked her mother as she held out a brown paper sack. "Then you could remember your own lunch."

Kairi sat down on the stairs and put her school shoes on. "I think I'll buy today."

Her mother gasped. "So many changes! My, my! What next? A black bra?"

"Mom!" Kairi groaned.

"Tampons instead of pads?" her mother joked with her.

"MOM!" Kairi groaned again.

"Or a boy named Sora?" her mom smirked at her. It's funny how mothers know everything.

"I'm leaving!" yelled Kairi as she ran out the door to meet her ride.

"Your in denial!" her mother called after her with her only response being a slammed door in her face. Kairi quickly ran to the car pool vehicle and opened it's door and greeted he friends.

"Guess what! I'm not late," smiled Kairi as she jumped in and sat in the first open seat.

"Oh my gosh!" cried Wakka as he threw his arms in the air.

"No way!" Tidus laughed as he slapped his hands on his face, home alone style.

"THE WORLD IS ENDING!" Selphie screamed jokingly as she pretended (heh) to go insane.

"Shut up," pouted Kairi for a moment before she smiled at her friends. This is why she loved them so much. They always made her laugh from their randomness. No matter what, they always made her feel happy. Life was great when Kairi was around them.

"You look very pretty today," winked Selphie."Trying to impress someone?"

"No," Kairi said as she raised her eyebrow. That was the second time someone asked her that. "I just woke up on time this morning."

"She forgot," Selphie told them. They all nodded in agreement and shook their heads.

"Again?" Tidus laughed as he slapped his forehead.

"Tsk, Tsk," shaked Wakka as he did the whole finger thing.

"What did I forget?" Kairi asked in curiosity. She wanted to know more then ever know.

Tidus opened his mouth to answer but Selphie quickly slapped her hand over it. "We'll let someone at school tell you," she winked.

"This is driving me insane!" Kairi yelled as she slouched in her seat. "I know I am forgetful but did I forget something that important?"

They all just smiled evilly. Darn them from keeping this from her! Scratch that lovely friend comment from before. "You'll see," Selphie told her. "You will see."

"Let me guess," sighed Kairi. "This is the point where we start talking about random love lives?"

"Right-e-o!" exclaimed Selphie with her goofy smile.

"I'm surrounded by morons," laughed Kairi conningly.

"And that is why you love us!" laughed Wakka, giving Kairi a knuckle sand witch.

"Hey, hey!" cried Kairi as she pushed him off of her. "Don't mess up my hair!"

"Aren't we a little self centered this morning," glared Tidus with a laugh.

Kairi rolled her eyes. "Why am I friends with you guys?"

"Because every one else wanted you for your money!" Selphie exclaimed.

"What money?" asked Kairi as she stuck her tounge out at her.

"KICK HER OUT OF THE CAR!" Tidus yelled jokingly. "SHE LIED TO US!" The randomness continued and the only thought on Kairi's mind was how much she loved her friends.

The car screeched to a hault, causing every one to stop the randomness and pay attention. Kairi looked out the window and observed her school. every one was standing in front of it. They were all prettied up (such as she was) and the school was decorated with a pink banner with a red heart in the middle. "Time for school!" Wakka's mother smiled gleefully. They all hopped out of the car and looked around the school yard area.

It finally hit Kairi. "Don't tell me..." She turned around to see a random girl giving a guy chocolates. She was blushing and mouthing something that was either 'olive juice' or 'I love you.' Kairi fell into dispair."For the love of God please let this be a dream."

"Hi Kairi!" called out Sora from across the lawn as he waved to her.

"I need to use the loo!" she screamed as she ran inside as fast as she could. Time for her awesome escape plan! Which didn't include tripping over herself!

"The loo?" questioned Wakka as he observed his wacky friend.

"You don't need to use the loo!" Selphie yelled out at her, oblivious to the fact every one was listening. "You just realized it was Valentines Day so you ran inside!"

"DAMMIT!" Kairi yelled back. "It's Valentines Day too?"

Selphie blinked and slapped her forehead. "Well THAT ruined it."

"Today is gonna suck," cried Kairi as she passed a boy trying to give her chocolate. "But at least if they serve something crappy in the cafeteria, I won't starve."


Kairi groaned as she did her daily routine. She felt like the only reason she was put on earth was to read off a list of people to make sure they weren't doing drugs. every one was ALWAYS at school. Life was to dull to be "sick".

"How about this," Kairi said. "If your not here, then raise your hand." No response. "Good! Now I'll hand things over to Mr. Yoshizawa," she looked at the desk and saw no one was there. "Who isn't here...again...How about we talk about current events?"

"Again?" groaned Lulu. "Does the author have nothing else to write about in this chapter?"

"I guess nope," smiled Kairi as she tried to take in every oness bad attitude.

"I'm wearing Tinker Bell panties!" cried Namine. Once again, every one turned around to her and raised their eyebrows. (A/N: Wow :O So am I!...I mean, no I'm not).

"Let's never talk about current events against," snickered Wakka as he shook his head in embarrassment.

"How about every one talks about something that has happened recently in their lives!" exclaimed the hopeful Kairi. "Tidus, we'll start with you."

"Interesting things or regular things?" asked Tidus.

"Anything!" begged Kairi.

"I found out my cousin was a transsexual," Tidus told every one, followed by the sound of silent whispers and laughing (and Sephiroth added to the fruit basket by throwing a wadded up paper at him and screaming 'FAG'.)

"That's special!" exclaimed Kairi as a sweat drop fell from her head. "How about you Selphie?" Kairi recalled the day that she saw Riku and Selphie in the class room alone. She saw Selphie's face turn pink. Kairi didn't want every one in the class to know that her friend was secretly seeing a teacher! She had to make up an excuse very fast. "Never mind about Selphie. If I had her speak, we'd be here forever!" Nice come back Kairi! "How about you Namine?"

"I'm wearing Tinker-" Namine started to say.

"Never mind about you either," groaned Kairi. "Sora?"

"The only thing that has changed is my growing need to get you in bed," winked Sora. Kairi's face turned red and she gulped. She turned her head towards Namine.

"I like spaghetti!" Namine exclaimed as she stood on her desk and made a peace sign.

"Does anyone have any normal news?" asked Kairi.

every one started laughing. "Your talking about OUR class!" Lulu laughed from the back. "If we were normal, we'd be boring as hell."

"I'm just going to sit down," sighed Kairi as she made her way back to her seat.

"Let's talk about Kairi!" Wakka exclaimed. "Beause that seems to be interesting to talk about."

"Please no," cried Kairi as she banged her head on her desk and wonder why God hated her.

"She looks sexy today!" Sora exclaimed. Then his face went all shy and blushy. "Not that she doesn't look that way everyday."

'What is this?' Kairi wondered to herself. 'A sudden mood change in Sora?'

"Big deal!" Sephiorth growled. "So she put on some make up to cover some zits!"

"I hate no zits," commented Kairi as she glared at Sephiroth.

"So she fixed her mousy hair!" Sephiroth yelled. "Woop-de-do!"

"Hey!" she exclaimed very loudly.

"So WHAT if she is wearing a padded bra?" asked Sephy.

"I DO NOT WEAR A PADDED BRA!" yelled the angered auburn beauty as she stood on her desk and glared at Sephiroth with evil eyes. "I don't even have big enough boobs to wear a bra!"

"Guess what Kairi!" Sora exclaimed with a girlish giggle. "I can see up your skirt."

"How about we all sit down in our seats and not look up one another skirts?" asked Riku from the doorway, ready to give todays lesson.

"Why do we never see him come in," Lulu asked as Kairi sat back down in her seat with a blush. Selphie then raised her hand eagerly.

"Yes Selphie?" smiled Riku.

"I have an idea!" she exclaimed.

"What is your idea?" asked Riku.

"I have a really cool idea!" Selphie smiled.

"...What is your idea Selphie?" asked Riku once more.

"It's a double cool with knobs idea!" Selphie giggled.

"WHAT IS YOUR IDEA?" Riku half yelled.

"Oh yeah," Selphie said as she collected herself. "How about we pass out Valentines Day chocolate?"

Riku smiled sweetly at her. If you read between the lines you could tell that something romantic was going on between the student and the teacher. "That is a lovely idea. every one!" he yelled, catching the classes attention. "We will skip our history lesson for today to pass out Valentines Day sweets." This was followed by hurrays and cheers. "You may start now."

Kairi hit her head against her desk "At least it's Friday."

"Stop being so gloomy!" Selphie cried as she hit her on the back. "Be happy like me!"

Kairi coughed and sat back up. "Where did you come from?"

"Well, one day my mommy got horny and," Selphie started to explain.

"Not THAT!" exclaimed Kairi.

"Sora! I got you a kiss!" Namine exclaimed as she jumped on Sora and tried to press her lips against his face (it couldn't be his lips she was aiming at because she wasn't anywhere near there).

"Valentines Day sucks," Kairi and Sora yelled together, giving each other a blushing look before sitting back down.

"I got you a chocolate heart," smiled Cloud sweetly as he put a foiled up heart shaped thing on her desk. Then he blushed and sat back down in his seat.

"Hey Sephiroth," Lulu smiled from the corner. "I got you some chocolate also."

"I hate chocolate," Sephiroth barked at her.

Lulu looked hurt. "It has spanish fly in it." (A/N: Spanish Fly is stuff that makes you horny.)

"SWEET!" he yelled as he ripped the chocolate out from her hands.

"I got you some cho-" Wakka began to say to Lulu.

"Go away," she groaned.

"Do you have any chocolate for me?" Selphie questioned Tidus.

"Yes," he said. "But I'm afraid that if I give it to you that you get a major sugar rush."

"Like I don't have one already?" she winked.

"At least I won't have to buy my lunch today," Kairi said out loud. "This still sucks.."


Kairi was currently at lunch under a cherry blossom tree. Her friends were off some where doing..god who knows what. The popular auburn girl stared down at her lap into the pile of chocolates on her lap.

"Why must I be so popular?" she question God. "And still have a sucky life?"

"You forgot to mention sexy," winked Sora from behind.

"Fuck off," growled Kairi.

"I love you too," Sora smiled as he sat down next to her.

"Can you please go away?" Kairi asked. "I'm not in the mood for your attitude."

"You know you want me," Sora said in his very seductive voice as he gave her a quick hug.

Kairi blushed and looked at her feet. "If I wanted you then I would have thrown myself at you and begged you to bang me."

"All you had to do was ask," Sora asked as his hand made it's way to an inappropriate area.

"You plus hormones equals a mad Kairi," she told him.

"Let me guess," Sora said. "PMS?" He shrugged and pulled out a piece of paper from his pocket. "I made you something!"

"What?" Kairi asked as she grabbed the paper from his hands and looked at it. Once she did her face flushed faster then a cheetah during hot monkey (or...cheetah) sex. "..."

"It's a picture I drew!" he exclaimed. "See your in the tub and-"

"Look! A naked lady! And porno!" Kairi exclaimed while pointing to a random direction.

"Where?" he questioned as he ran off into that direction.

Kairi shook her head and covered her face with her hands. "I thought Valentines Day was supposed to be romantic!"


"Faster Tidus, Faster!" cried Selphie with glee.

"I can't go any faster woman!" Tidus yelled at her as his face began to strain with sweat.

"Try harder!" Selphie exclaimed. "This is fun!"

"Get a room," Wakka laughed as he rolled his eyes in a manly way.

"We are in a room!" giggled Selphie. "It's my bed room!" Wakka, Tidus, Kairi, and Selphie were all currently in Selphie's bed room playing the truth or dare version of spin the bottle. It was their yearly Valentines Day party.

"It's still spinning," sighed Tidus. "If I make it go faster it will never stop."

Kairi got irritated and stopped the bottle with her hand. "Why looky here. It stopped!"

"Hey!" Tidus yelled. "That's cheating!"

"Oh snap!" cried Selphie for no apparent reason.

"The bottle landed on me," Wakka told them all. "So ask me truth or dare."

"Okay," Tidus said. "Truth or-"

"Truth," smiled Wakka.

"LAME!" giggled Kairi and Selphie. "WAKKA IS LAME!"

"Shut up!" he barked. every one shutted their mouths and paid attention.

"Okay," squeaked Tidus. "What would happen if Lulu walked into this room right now, naked?"

All eyes were on Wakka while he thought for awhile while he scratched his chin and thought. "I'd probably get a huge-"

"DO NOT CONTINUE THAT SENTENCE!" yelled Selphie as she waved her hands in front of her face.

"Please! No visuals!" laughed Kairi as she tried to contain her laughter by holding her stomach.

"Seriously dude, that's gross," gagged Tidus.

"Well it's my turn," blushed Wakka as he grabbed the bottle and spun it. The bottle landed on Selphie. Wakka looked at her and grinned. "Truth or Dare?"

"I'm brave!" exclaimed Selphie with a giant smile. "I'll pick dare."

Wakka turned towards to Tidus to consult him. They whispered for a few moments before returning to the truth or dare circle. "I dare you to kiss Tidus," winked Wakka.

"What!" yelled Tidus as he blushed fiercely. "That isn't what we agreed upon."

"But I'm curious to see your reactions man," Wakka smiled as he punched Tidus in the arm.

"I hate you," he hissed.

"I know," smirked Wakka as he leaned back and cracked his knuckles. The two men turned towards Selphie, who was currently applying her lip stick.

"Come here!" Selphie grinned as she grabbed Tidus's shoulders and pulled him into a forceful kiss. Of course, Tidus didn't do anything to pull away. He kept his shocked look on his blushing face.

"Give him tounge!" Wakka cried out like he was a pervert in a peep show. Kairi covered her eyes with her hands, but secretly looked through her fingers to watch. She was interested. Selphie tried to say 'Okay' but her kiss was blocking the words. You could see her pry open her preys mouth and flicker her tounge in and out of his mouth like a snake.

"This is hot," Wakka said as he watched the two intensely.

'Riku must have a ball with her,' Kairi laughed from inside her head. She watched them and blushed. 'I wish I could kiss like that.'

Selphie finally pulled away after what seemed forever. She wiped her forehead and smiled a gleefully smile. "How was that?"

Tidus breathed heavily and looked up at her. "I don't think I can say anything without sounding perverted."

"I know feel like going to a pet store and buying a snake," Kairi told them.

She went back to her spot and rolled her eyes. "My turn! Kairi, truth or dare?"

"Aren't you supposed to spin the bottle?" Tidus asked her.

"I have a need to feel different," Selphie smiled. "So like I said, Kairi! Truth or dare?"

"I'm afraid to do dare after that," Kairi laughed as she rubbed the back of her head. "I'll pick truth."

"MWA HA HA!" she laughed evilly. Then she coughed and smiled at her friend. "How do you feel about Sora?"

Kairi slapped her forehead. "Obviously you'd ask that," she groaned. "Can I switch to dare?"

"Nope," grinned Selphie.

Kairi sighed and let out a little sob. "No comment."

"Oooooooooh!" all three of her friends wailed.

"Shut up!" The auburn hair girl yelled. "It isn't like that! I don't like him that way."

"Sure it isn't," smiled Tidus.

"Time to wrap things up!" Selphie's mother called from downstairs. "It's almost ten and you guys need to go home."

Selphie clapped her hands together and looked at her friends. "You heard my mommy. Wakka, Kairi, Tidus, you guys need to leave."

"We'll it was fun!" smiled Kairi.

"Yeah," Tidus said as his face started to blush. "Fun.."

"You know you liked it," winked Wakka as he poked Tidus on the forehead.

"I'm going to leave before this conversation goes wrong," coughed Kairi.

"Before?" asked Tidus.

"It has been wrong," laughed Wakka like he was drunk.

"Are you a little tipsy Wakka?" asked Selphie.

"Maybe," Wakka said as he tried to impersonate Dr. Evil.

"I am a pretty lady!" Tidus exclaimed as he got dressed in a drag queen like dress and started to apply lip stick.

"Let's go kill children!" exclaimed the drunken Wakka.

"I'm out," Kairi said as she laughed at her weird friends.

"See you on Monday Kairi!" Selphie called out.

"See you," Kairi called out.


The wind rushed through her hair likea banshee hunting in the night. The cold chilly air stung her legs, which were not protected by pants of any sort. They were at the point of numbness. Kairi had to squint her eyes so that the air wouldn't freeze over her eye balls.

'I hate it at night,' she thought to herself. 'It's so dark and cold. I can't even find my way home from Selphie's house.'

She had been riding around on her bike for nearly half an hour and couldn't find her way. The reflection of the street lamp off of her bike was driving her insane.

"I can't remember anything!" Kairi yelled to herself as she continued to squint through the darkness. "I'm the stupidest person on earth and I don't deserve to live."

She continued to peddle her hardest in random directions. The auburn hair girl let a tear run down her face.

"This Valentines Day sucks!" Kairi screamed.

"Shut up!" yelled a random neighbor. "We're trying to sleep."

Kairi ignored the noises and continued peddling. Where was her house? Why wasn't she any where close to the place she was going? It seemed to get darker with every breath she drew in. She gulped and began to shiver out of fear and coldness. The girl hated the dark. She was deadly afraid of it.

While she was wallowing in self pity, the rain started to pour down upon herself like it was a message from God. The tears from heaven splashed against her and made her clothes stick to her body. Her bike stopped and she went flying forward. She turned around and saw that her bike got stuck in a mud puddle.

It was dark..

It was cold..

And now she was wet.

"Could life get any worse?" she cried as she threw her hands to the heavens above, as if she was looking for the answer. But no one was around to hear her screams of emotional pain.

Then all of a sudden, like the silver lining in the dark cloud that hung above her, she saw a welcoming house. The house had it's lights on and looked very homey. It rested upon a grassy hill and it resembled a small version of a ski lodge. Kairi felt drawn to the house. She slowly got up on her wobbly scrapped knees and walked towards the light. And before she knew it, she was at the house door.

Knock...

Knock...

"Please, someone answer," the crying girl whispered to herself. Her hair was stringy looking and her mascara was running down her face. Kairi looked like a poor abandon puppy. She hated the dark...and being alone. "Just please someone answer the door."

The welcoming light grew as the door opened up. There stood an angel. Okay, not an angel, but in that moment that woman standing at the door was the best sight she had ever seen. She was wearing a pink dress and she had lovely brown hair along with a pair of hair antennas that gracefully curved along the edge of her face. The woman looked like a more motherly and mature version of Aerith. Very kind. Very kind indeed.

"Good evening," Kairi said shaking as she continued to cry. "I'm very sorry to disturb you, but can I use your phone to call my mother?"

The woman looked down at the upset girl and looked puzzled. "Sure you can," Then her face lite up like a light bulb. "Your Kairi!"

Kairi raised her eye brow. "How did you know me name? ARE YOU WITH THE GOVERNMENT?"

The woman began to chuckle. "Oh dear me, no! Your Sanako's daughter!" She put her delicate hand and rested it upon her own heart. "I work with her! She talks about you all the time. Your mother even has a picture of you on her desk."

"You work at Zuki International?" gasped Kairi. Something good happened to her that day...finally!

The woman nodded. "That's right!" She held out her hand. "My name is Keiko." Kairi held out her trembling hand and made contact with her mothers co-workers hand. "Now come inside right now missy. It's frightening cold out there."

Without any second thoughts, Kairi entered the warm and welcoming house. She looked about it and thought she was in a dream. Everything was so homey and warm.

"Your soaking wet!" Keiko cried out. "Go and take a warm bath right now. I'll contact your mother and tell her your all right."

Kairi nodded. "Where is your bath room?"

"Down the corner and to the left," Keiko smiled. Kairi couldn't help but smile back. The woman was so nice, taking a stranger in like this and all. She had chosen the right house. She picked up her aching legs and made her way to the bath room, and even that was homely and warm looking. The auburn hair mess closed the door and undress herself. She then turned the knobs for the shower and set them to warm...very warm. Then her and her pure body stepped into the warmth of the water.

"So this is heaven," Kairi smiled as she let the water control her body, mind, and soul. It was like some strange aura was looking out for her. "No," she giggled. "That's just silly." She didn't want to take long, so she turned off the shower and got into a towel. Then she realized something..

"I don't have any clothes to change into," she groaned. "Keiko-kun?"

"Yes'm?" she sing-songed from somewhere with in the house.

"May I have a dry pair of clothes to wear?" Kairi asked politely. "If that isn't to much to ask."

"Oh no!" she cried. "Not at all dear. Hold on." The echoing sound of faint footsteps could be heard and in a few moments Keiko was knocking at the door. So Kairi slightly opened the door and accepted the clothes from the mother like figure. "I hope that's okay. Their my sons clothes but they are clean and all."

"Your son?" asked Kairi. "Would he mind if I wore his clothes?"

"Oh no!" Keiko smiled. "Not at all. He talks about you all the time. My son has the biggest crush on you."

'Great,' Kairi thought sarcastically. 'I landed into a home of one of my hormonally challenged fan boys.'

"I'll leave you to change," Keiko smiled once more. "And I called your mother and she said since it was so late that you could stay over here. I set up a sleeping bag in my daughters room." She then closed the door with a motherly smile.

"Such a nice lady," Kairi smiled as she held up the shirt she was to wear. It was a large dark red flannel shirt that would come to her knees on her. "I feel akward thought wearing a teenaged boys clothes." But she just shrugged and let the shirt slip over her slim body.

"YES!" cried a voice from above her in triumph. "I FINALLY BEAT THE FINAL BOSS!"

Kairi smiled at the boys energy. "Maybe I should go surprise him." She crept out of the bathroom and found her way up the stairs. Everything in the house was like a dream. All fuzzy and warm feeling...Kairi then saw the boy sitting on the couch, not facing her. He was currently deep into his video game.

'He's pretty cute from behind,' Kairi smiled silently. She tip toed very quietly towards the boy.

Tip Toe...

Toe Tip...

She silently made her way to the boy as if she was a cat ready to pounce on a mouse. Kairi surprised the boy by putting her hands over the boys eyes. "So, your mother says you have a crush on me," Kairi giggled. She removed her hands and looked down at the boys face. The shocked girl then took a step back wards and gasped.

"WHY MUST THERE BE A DEVIL IN EVERY HEAVEN!" Kairi screamed at the top of her lungs.

A girl ran into the room, resembling her mother. She was wearing a pink night gown that flowed about her body. She gave Kairi a puzzled look. "When did you come in?" the girl asked.

Kairi looked at the girl. "Hello Aerith," she sighed. The boy on the couch continued to stare at her. "...Hello Sora," she weeped.

"I guess everything is okay," Aerith smiled as sweetly as her mother. "I'll be in my room," she told the two as she walked back in her room.

"I knew there was a catch to this house," Kairi groaned as she took a spot next to Sora on the couch.

"Yeah," Sora squeaked as his face went into a light blush.

Kairi raised her eye brow. "What is this? Sora is being shy?"

Sora's face went even redder. "I'm not being shy!" He looked down at his lap. "It's not everyday that a girl shows up at your house and has to borrow your clothes."

Kairi also blushed and looked down at Sora's shirt. "You don't mind, do you?"

"No," smiled Sora sweetly. "Not at all." Kairi smirked at Sora's sudden change in behavior. "I mean," Sora coughed. "Hurray! Porn and girly under wear make me feel happy in the pants!"

Kairi grunted and crossed her arms. "Why do you act like that?" she asked very angrily.

He sighed and continued to deepen his blush. "It doesn't make you laugh?"

"No!" Kairi screamed only to him. "I hate when you act like a regular teenaged boy!"

Sora smiled softly and shyly to her. "I'm sorry then," he quietly told her and he brushed his finger against Kairi's lower lip, making her shiver a bit. "I'll try not to act that way."

Her face began to tremble as if she was out in the cold again. But the fact was that she was in a warm house, and with Sora leaning into her face. Wait, Sora was about to kiss her! "I'm tired!" Kairi suddenly said as her face went red and she stood up like a bolt of lightning. "I'm going to bed." She walked towards Aerith's bed room.

"Kairi?" Sora asked with a disappointed look on his face.

"Yes?" Kairi groaned.

"Happy Valentines Day," he smiled sweetly at her.

Kairi couldn't help but smile back. "You too," she whispered as she walked into her room of slumber. She quietly walked over to her sleeping bag, only to disturb Aerithes sleep in the process.

"Have an eventful night?" Aerith smiled sleepily at her.

"As always," she said as she slipped inside the bag. Kairi looked at Aerith, who's eyes were heavily bobbing up and down. She wanted to ask her about Cloud but she didn't have the heart. Whatever happened between the two wasn't something she wanted to bring up. After all, it may have been a very painful experience.

"That's nice," Aerith said as she once again drifted off in a deep sleep.

Kairi smiled at Aerith and looked over her shoulder. There was a picture on her night stand with a younger looking version of her and a boy with messy blonde hair. "Cloud?" she asked in a puzzling voice. But she just shrugged. It wasn't her business to wonder. So she just closed her eyes and let herself drift off to sleep.

Sora had been staring at the back of Aerith's door the entire time, smiling sweetly. "I don't have the courage to tell you.."

"Why does he have to be such a jerk at times?" Kairi questioned in her sleep.

"I feel like you've already rejected me," Sora softly whispered.

"Why can't you act like you did tonight?" she asked.

"The truth is Kairi.." Sora whispered even softer.

"When you act that way..." Kairi softly spoke

"I've fallen for you," Sora blushed at his sisters door.

"I find myself falling for you faster then ever."

End of (crappy) Chapter 12


Authors Note: Wow! That chapter sucked!...Not sure where that truth or dare thing actually fitted in. It wasn't as funny as sex ed. Next week I'm going to Kamikaze-con (anime convention). every one look at my live journal for pictures of my yuffie costume (:O I look fat! yippe!). My plans: find some random hot guy (pray that it isn't a hot girl dressed in drag) and make out with him. Fun!

...Since You Been Gone is a good song..I like singing it very loudly and annoying in my shower. Sanako is a cool name...And I think I have become an OOC author T.T and therefore I must die...I like subway.