Disclaimer: I don't own FE and whatever.

Note that if I said anything stupid about this game, it's because I've only played like...1/3 of it. However, it's a good game, and as for Lethe/Rethe, I'd hit it. But I'm not into beastiality, just so you know. Don't know what beastiality means, look it up.

THE 10 COMMANDMENTS OF FIRE EMBLEM: PATH OF RADIANCE


When creating the game, thou shalt ignore the existence of all Fire Emblem traditions that actually made the game Fire Emblem. Like the main character NOT being a Lord at the beginning. GASP.


Thou shalt program the game to have a female Seth (Tiamat/Titania) instead of a Jeigan so that, like the Sacred Stones, the main lead can hit it.
Instead of 1 Athos, thou can chooseth 3 God-tier characters that shalt clear the field in one turn if need be.
Thou shalt no longer ever see any character worth being ridiculed, ditched, thrown dung at, or sat on BECAUSE NOBODY SUCKS IN THIS GAME! NOT EVEN PREPROMOTES!
Thou shalt remember the names of everybody thou begst for food from otherwise next time, it shalt be rat poison.
Thou shalt have human transformers. TRANSFORMERS. LAGUZ IN DISGUISE. (gets shot)
THERE IS NO DARK SIDE. HELP THE DARK SIDE ARRGH WE MUST SURVIVE ARRRGG. Dark magic is LSAKJFHFLAKJHJSKALDH even more outshined by anima.
Like the Fire Emblem games of old, thine melee fighters shalt have magic and thine magicians shalt have strength. Thine magicians can use knives, and I believe the melee fighters need magic to use their 1337 kung fu skills and to perform the Hadoken.
Thou shalt, for the first time ever, be able to use the generic pawn class, and actually pwn with her.
For the first time ever in the history of the world, a yaoi pairing is openly suggested between a sword user and that androgynous magic person. (note the intense sarcasm)
Soren: I'm NOT androgynous...right? Ike? Right?

Ike: Uh...yeah...

Gatrie: (slap!) Hey there, sweet thing.

Soren: ...WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!...ELTHUNDER!

Lucius (FE7): I am no longer alone... (happy crying)


Kuro: Keep in mind that the author of this fic does not support yaoi. That said, he's going to ridicule Gundam Seed with another set of commandments.

Rau La Crueset: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO USE.