Disclaimer:
Lili: And the NEW winner is..
Rae: Lili's awesome friend...RAE-SAMA!
Lili: Let's get naked and beat up Cloud.
Rae: Why? That's stupid!
Lili: It doesn't matter anyways! No one reads these. All it says is "I DON'T OWN KINGDOM HEARTS! THAT IS WHY I AM WRITING A DARN FAN FIC ABOUT IT".
Cloud: Take me back! I only had one line in the last chapter
Lili: That is because I don't like you.
Rae: You have no life...
Lili: Sunny D makes me happy in the pants.
Rae: Your a freak
Lili: That's my line!

Authors Note: Spring Break! Convention in a few days (it will probably have passed by the time I post this). I have no life...and I'm glad. If I had a life people would read about it in my xanga or live journal and I would have stalkers...let me rephrase that. MORE stalkers. Hot sexy stalkers...I want a life. Review time!

Black Mistress...XD Thats interesting. I feel like listening to that song again...wait never mind. I've been listening to that song none stop :P.

Suma Susaki...Heh I guess the chapter didn't suck. XD Thanks.

Litwolf689...I thought it was crappy because I didn't think that chapter could compete with Sex Ed. :O Guess I was wrong! And I currently don't have a planned ending to this story anyways so I don't think it will end..o.o

Sonic Master A.J....Hmm...Juicy. I have the sudden urge to go out and buy fruit. And I was going to give Sora's mom a cool name like Sausage or something but I couldn't think of anything..so her name is Keiko. And no problem :D.

DivineRoseKeeper...I would make Kairi have a happy normal life but then this would be a crappy fan fic XD. And I guess I was the only one who thought that last chapter was sucky.

y a k o s u k o -...(more dots)...I LOVE KITTYS:D I forgot to include Kairi's kitty in the story...I'll start doing that.

Kayki...I like subway...x.X yes'm. No one likes Tidus and Selphie! I need someone for Tidus to make out with...and thank you for asking me 'icely' to update. XD Sorry I thought that was funny.

RaE...Two words..XD You rock.

BronzeToast...Thanks much :D. I think I look weird as Yuffie because my hair is blonde o.o; Don't worry! It's not yaoi..It's a Larxene and Axel thingy.

KrystalWings..XD Apparently I would have.

Syntia...:claps: A great review to answer to. Yes, I make everyone OOC don't I? I just realized this. Maybe they will act the way they are supposed to in the end. Any-who..I am very confused on what I should do about Riku and Selphie. I'm just gonna go with the flow on that one. And we ALL want Riku..maybe I'll make him a ladies man (like he isn't already). w00sh this one is a long review answering thing. XD I love Sanako! She makes me giggle..I think Sanako has the most of me in her.

Bacon Boy USA...:D Hurray! I'm (..the chapter) wasn't boring!

Bella...I seriously never thought people would actually like the Selphie and Riku thing. oo I was going to have Tidus and Selphie be together..but screw you Tidus! XD And you might see some Squffie (or mention of it) in chapter 15!

Shadow's Light..Oh dear:( is that my fault?

Spectre...oo isn't mushy good? I'm confused..(and so are probably all of you)

carbuncle...Yes it is...I need to update the chapter.

review lord...I feel kinda hurt. You can't expect the story to be all laughs. If it were, it just be retarded and have no plot. This story is half romance you know...I'm sorry you didn't like the ending put it seems everyone else who reviewed did.

Chapter 13:
Love Circus: School Election

THIS CHAPTER IS DEDICATED TO BUNNY BECAUSE SHE IS F-ING AWESOME BEYOND BELIEF! Also..she helped me decide THE PERFECT ENDING TO THIS CHAPTER! (and I'm very sorry for the delay of this chapter. I suck at life XD)

"Here's the thing," Kairi sang as she danced in her shower. "We started out friends. It was cool but it was all pretend. Yeah yeah, since you've been gone." For the past few weeks, Kairi had been waking up earlier and getting ready properly. She was changing her ways for one reason. The school election was coming up! The determined auburn had to prove to everyone that she was worthy of the president position (with Selphie running as her vice president, of course).

"BUT SINCE YOU'VE BEEN GONE!" Kairi half screamed, half sang as she mimed that she had a microphone in her hands. "I CAN BREATH FOR THE FIRST TIME!" It's funny how lyrics of a song can describes ones life. Sora hadn't bothered her with his stupid perverted attitude for an entire day! Life was good. Life was great. Kairi's kitty was eating her socks...not the good socks! The bad socks that had bunnies on them and made people laugh at her. Kairi cried when she wore thoughs socks.

Kudos kitty, kudos!

"You know your mad about him!" Her mother, Sanako, yelled at her from the other side of the door.

"More like mad AT him," she smirked cunningly. 'I am the queen of jokes,' she thought wrongly. Nothing could upset her! Life was going great for her. All she needed was to win this election (and get a super cute boy friend..and that didn't include annoying boys named Sora).

"Just admit that he makes you feel like touching yourself in odd areas and date him already," Sanako yelled at her. This was another way her mother told her 'Get out of the shower! I need to take a stinky!'

Kairi sighed angrily and turned the knob to her shower so that it read 'off'. She grabbed a pink scented towel and wrapped it around her soft, delicate, and wet skin.

"You know sighing can make your boobs bigger?" Sanako told her from the other side of the door. "Maybe that is why you have a fan club of boys waiting to steal your virginity.."

'I think my mother donated her brain to science,' Kairi thought to herself. 'And they discovered many things...many stupid things'. She groaned as she got her hair dryer out and plugged it into the wall. "Have you seen my basoomas mother? They could barely fill a colony of ants."

"They wouldn't care as long they were boy ants," Sanako told her. "They would be all like 'Oh my gosh! We love you Kairi!'"

"Stop mother," groaned Kairi as she began to put on her clothes.

"We want to have your ant-like children Kairi!" Sanako said in a high pitched voice as if she was trying to mimic an ant. (A/N: I offically declared that Sanako is the character that is most like me)

"Mom!" Kairi cried for help. "The toaster is giving the bananas a lap dance!"

"What!" her mother exclaimed as the sound of her footsteps went away from the door. "Bad toaster! That's why I give you bread! To fill your sexual desires for the bananas!" (A/N: Complete clone of me)

"I can't believe she gave birth to me," Kairi laughed as she began to get ready for school.

"Anyways," Sanako yelled to her from across the kitchen. She had so many mood swings... "What would you like for breakfast?"

"How about toast?" asked Kairi. She didn't really care. Food was food!

"Ewww," her mother said. "You would eat the offspring of the toaster? Kairi, I must disown you as my daughter."

Kairi shook her head in disappointment. "How about blue berry waffles?"

"Can do!" her mother cried out.

After a few minutes, Kairi was ready and set for the day. Didn't take long for this gal to get ready. Anyways, Kairi walked into the kitchen to talk with her dear mutti. "Mom?"

"Yes dear?" Sanako answered with a cheerful smile.

"Last night I went to check Kitty-kun's litter box," Kairi told her mother. "And it looks like it hasn't been cleaned out in weeks! I felt like I was going to vomit."

"Gross!" Sanako commented as she pretended to gag herself. "Ew!"

"I know!" Kairi exclaimed.

"Let me check it," her mother demanded.

"I cleaned it up," Kairi told her. "in fear that I would kill myself."

"Aww!" her mother said as she began to snuggle her daughter. "I'm proud of you!"

"Yeah, yeah," Kairi groaned as she pushed her away. "But I lost myself. A part of me died."

"That sucks," Sanako told her. "Sorry to hear that."

Kairi smirked at a sudden thought that popped into her pretty mind. "What price would you put on that?"

"Price?" Sanako questioned. "I have to may you extra to clean up cat turds?"

"You are lucky I am putting a price on that." Kairi yelled. "I LOST MY SOUL! WHAT PRICE WOULD YOU PAY FOR YOUR ONLY DAUGHTERS SOUL?"

"Hmm," Sanako thought for a moment. "How's ten bucks?"

"Deal," Kairi smiled as her mother gave her a ten dollar bill.

All of a sudden, the doorbell rang. That noise was followed by the annoying cries of some people yelling "President's escort!"

Sanako giggled as she handed her daughter her breakfast. "I wonder who that could be."

"Coming guys!" Kairi yelled as she hurried to get her back pack and shoes. Then she went to the door to greet her friends (AKA: The hyper active morons).

"Top of the morning to ya!" Wakka said with an obviously fake Irish accent. They were all dressed in black suits with matching ties and dark sun glasses (like the secret service).

"Ms. President," Tidus said in a serious voice. "We have arrived with your ride for today."

"You've gone looney!" Kairi exclaimed as she shook her head as she walked out of the house.

"Excuse me ma'am," Selphie said in her serious voice. "We will have to search you."

"What?" Kairi asked. "But I'm the 'president'!"

"Yes," Tidus nodded. "But Wakka wants to see some skin."

"Let's just get to school," Kairi laughed and groaned as she slapped her forehead and walked towards Wakka's car.

They all got into the car and started talking about regular, crappy news. "Did you hear the rumors?" Tidus asked the group. They all shook their heads, responding 'no'. "Well, there is a rumor is that Mr. Yoshizawa is having a relationship with a certain under aged student. It's the talk of the halls."

Kairi and Selphie's eyes grew faster than a baby infant. "How do they know it's the truth?" the two of them asked him at the same time.

"Two students were walking in the hall after school and they heard moaning noises from our room. They peeked in and they saw he had a student pinned to his desk and they were making out," Wakka told them.

"Do they know who the student is?" Selphie asked as she put on a brave face.

The two boys shook their heads. "Not a clue. But this is the schools number one gossip right now."

"Let's change the subject!" Kairi exclaimed nervously as she waved her hands in the air.

"Do you know who is running against you?" Wakka asked Kairi.

"Not yet," Kairi told him. "I find out today." 'But knowing my luck,' she groaned in her head. 'It's probably Sora.'

"You find out today?" Selphie asked as if she was surprised. "But you have to deliver a speech today and everything!"

"Well," Tidus said. "Our school sucks."

"No Tidus," Selphie pointed out. "Our school STINKS. Use proper wording."

"What proper wording? Our school doesn't teach us! Have you noticed the only class we had all year is sex ed?" Wakka asked.

"That's because," Kairi told them, "If we had a normal class, everyone would be bored and stab us. It's part of this 'so called plot'."

"That's no fun," Selphie said.

"Exactly!" Kairi winked.

"What if Sora was running against you in the election?" Tidus asked, breaking away from the out-of-the-blue random conversations.

"Then my life would just become a little more crappy," Kairi groaned.

"You know he's going to be running against you," Selphie told her. "And he's gonna declare his love for you and ask to bear his children."

"As if I would," Kairi snapped. "But knowing the plot, Sora is most likely going to run against me."

"Either that or someone stupid like Sephiroth," Wakka groaned. There was another rumor going around that Lulu, Wakka's crush, was madly in love with Sephiroth. It wouldn't be surprising. They were both on the dark side.

"Oh look!" Kairi cried as she saw that they were approaching the school.. "The school!"

"Yes, yes," Tidus repeated. "Time for school. Time for some insane plot to rise."

"Why do we keep talking about plots?" Selphie asked in confusion.

"Because," Wakka told her. "Lili wants the chapter to be longer."

"Guys!" Kairi snapped. "Get out of the car and help me set up for today."

"Yes ma'am," Tidus smiled.

"Yes, yes!" Selphie giggled as she jumped out of the car like a over-active bunny (with fleas!).

"Yes," Wakka grinned as he and Tidus walked out of the car and followed the two girls into the school. "Madam President."

"Life sucks," Kairi groaned as she stood on stage and looked out into the audience. The set up of the stage was much like a president debate. And luckily (not) for Kairi (life sucks) and the plot (heh), Sora was running against her. He stood at his podium with a loving grin on his face, directed towards Kairi of course.

"The debate will begin now," said principal Cid. "For no apparent reason. Lili-sama just wants to end this chapter."

"DAMN RIGHT!" Lili yelled from the audience.

Cid coughed. He wasn't a very professional looking principal. White shirt and jeans made his messy blonde hair glow (or was it all the grease he put in it?) "Anyways, question number one. What will you do if you win this election? We will let Kairi start."

Kairi smiled sweetly and looked out into the audience. A group of nerves struck her like a volt of thunder. She gulped and spoke into the microphone. "Well, I would like to start by saying how cheerful everyone looks today!" Kairi let her gaze fall upon the audience for a moment. They looked like they haven't slept in days. "Erm...anyways! I would improve class room procedures. For example, attendance in the morning will be taken electronically. I will also work for an electronic grading book for each of our dazzling teachers-"

"Brown noser," Namine coughed from the other side of the stage. She was running as Sora's vice president.

Kairi slapped her own forehead and used her other hand to pound on her podium. 'I hate that girl with a passion,' she thought silently to herself. "Like I wa saying," Kairi grinned as she regained her cheerful appeal. "I would also work for better food in the cafeteria, along with a school store. You know, a place where you can buy school clothes such as sweat shirts, or school supplies. I would also work for that dream school trip everyone has been dreaming for. You know, a trip to the mountains for a week!" The audience cheered as Kairi's promises died down.

Cid clapped his hands in harmony to the chewing of the hay in his mouth. "Very well done. Sora, what would you do?"

"FREE PORNO FOR EVERYONE!" Sora yelled as he threw his hands in the air. "ALL CLASSES WILL BE REPLACED WITH FULL TIME SEX ED!" This was followed by cheers, claps, and w00ts.

"That's...nice," Cid replied as he raised his eye brow. "Next question. If a random hobo stuck a fish down your pants, how would you get the student body to kill him?"

The two blinked and gave their princabel a 'wtf mates' look. "What?" they both asked in confusion.

"How would you get the student body to kill a random hobo that stuck a fish down your pants," Cid repeated. This was followed by the same dumb struck looks. "You first Kairi."

"Yeah," Sora laughed. "You first Kairi."

"Shut up!" Kairi snapped.

"Sexy Kairi," Sora purred like a kitten.

Kairi's face began to feel hot and her face started to redden. "Quiet!"

"You know you want me," Sora winked.

"Well there isn't much to you," Kairi groaned as she began to ignore the audience. "Who cares if you are an awesome kisser!"

Sora slightly blushed and gave her a surprised look. "What?"

Kairi's blush deepened. "Nothing!" she yelled as she went back to the debate. "Well, I would kindly assembly a field trip to the city. Then we would hunt him down and stab him with the pencils from the store I will create!" The audience reaction was split. Half was clapping while the other half was laughing.

"Sora?" Cid asked. "Your response."

"I WOULD GIVE HIM PORNO!" Sora yelled. The audience boo'd. "...BAD PORNO!" The audience cheered. Kudos Sora.

"Principal Cid," Kairi said, interrupting the ordeal. "Sora and Namine are not taking this debate seriously."

"I am so taking this debate seriously!" Namine yelled at her.

"Hey Namine," Selphie said from behind Kairi. "Did you know if you jumped off the stage, you can fly?"

Namine's face glowed as if she were a kid in a candy shop (A/N: and not the candy shop by 50 cent. They suck. IT'S A SECRET SONG ABOUT SEX!). "Really!" she exclaimed as she ran towards the edge and jumped off. She fell on a random guy in the first row. "Hey! It didn't work."

"See what I mean?" Kairi said. "They obviously have no part in this schools government. They both don't have the brains to run our school. Namine and Sora would probably burn our school down to the ground while watching their 'so-called' porno tapes. Sora hasn't even been in our school for two months yet! You shouldn't even consider-"

"Don't listen to her!" Sora said as he made his stand. "She is two faced! At one moment she can be your best friend and the next she will be all like 'OH MY FLIPPING GOD I HATE YOU' on you."

"At least I'm not a pervert!" Kairi yelled back at him, now completely ignoring the audience.

"At least I'm not a bitch!" Sora growled at her as their fight became a face to face 'show me your Z snap' action.

"Guys.." Cid said as he tried to stop them.

"Your such a fool!" Kairi yelled at him with anger.

"Your IQ is lower then George W. Bushes!" Sora growled.

"Ass hole!" Kairi hissed.

Sora laughed at her pathetic insult. "Your momma is so fat...well she's fat."

"Oh nice one," Kairi laughed back. "How many days did it take you to write it?"

"...two," Sora said. "Minus the days I have writers block."

"Your so stupid!" Kairi smirked. "You work perfectly with Namine."

"Take that back!" Sora growled as his face color turned red.

"Can't think of any insults now?" Kairi yelled with triumph. "Ha! Suits you and your little brain."

"Oh I can think of plenty of insults!" Sora yelled at her face. "Small boobed, messy hair, ugly face, never will have a love life..."

"I think your talking about yourself," Kairi growled. "You no life, small brained-"

"Heartless," Sora cried

"Stupid," Kairi snapped back.

"Annoying," Sora hissed

Kairi's face got red with anger. "Big mouthed."

"Pathetic," Sora said as he let the insults roll off his tounge.

"Fucking retard," Kairi growled.

"Moron! Just shut up," Sora screamed. "You have no life! Your a cold bitch who gets her jollys out of insulting me. Just go dig yourself a grave and die."

Kairi had the perfect insult to scream back at him. She opened her mouth and yelled, "Dammit Sora! My life consist of you bothering me! I'm a bitch because of that. Damn it all to hell, I LOVE YOU SORA!"

Wait...

That wasn't supposed to come out.

Crap...Damn...Sausage.

The audience gasped and watched Kairi with suspense. She looked utterly shocked over what she said. Kairi, loving Sora? Out of all the things she could have said, why did she say that? She looked up nervously at Sora, who was currently glaring at her.

"It slipped!" She laughed nervously as she rubbed the back of her head. "You know I don't feel that way about you." Kairi let her gaze move slowly towards Sora's eyes. He continued to glare at her. Oh, he was really mad. He was going to hit her with his insults. She couldn't let that happen. She already just humilated herself. "Bad Kairi's mouth!" she giggled. "She has a mind of it's-"

Sora gave her one last glare as he grasped her shoulders. He forcefully pulled her forward. They were so close, that their bodies were pressed up against each other. Sora put his hand on the back of Kairi's head and played with her hair for a split second. Then he titled her head up and kissed the hell out of her.

Kairi's eyes grew wide as she felt the feeling of his lips for a second time. Sora just kissed her...On stage...In front of her entire school...

Sad part was, she liked it. But the sounds of Namine gasping snapped her out of her romantic mood. Kairi slapped Sora, which also snapped him out of it. "You dirty bastard! I told you I didn't mean it." She tried to hold her tears by running off stage.

Wait a moment..she couldn't let that be her exit!

She ran back on stage and smiled at everyone. "Vote for Kairi and Selphie!" Kairi waved with a cheerful look in her eyes. Then she was on her way again.

Sora chuckled and looked down at his feet. "Damn..." He mumbled to himself as he mentally kicked himself.

Meanwhile, Kairi was backstage taking a breather. What just happened was something you'd see in movies or some crappy love manga. Yet, it just happened to her. One mistake just ruined her. Now she would never make president.

"Damn it all to hell, I LOVE YOU!" The words she let slip from her delicate mouth rang in her mind like a bell (and it wouldn't stop ringing). "I told you I didn't mean it!"

Kairi laughed and tried to put a smile on her red eyed face. "Did I mean it?" she wondered to herself. "Do I really love Sora?"

Authors Note: I think the chapter after this will be the battle of the bands...XD MWA HA. Then the chapter after that will be a three day trip to Tokyo (imagine the possiblities). Wow..that will be 16 chapters! This fan fic will never end... I want a muffin. I think I'll go make ramen.

And -bows- I am very sorry that this chapter is so short and late. TT I might need a break from writing. Or speed things up...yes I think I'll go do that.