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THE 10 COMMANDMENTS OF 'PERVERTED' FE CHARACTERS

Thine actions make even the most patient of comrades very weary as soon as thy start to say a word that relates to the fairer sex.

Having a religious background is the best way to hook up with the ladies, especially by tricking them into thinking that thou art actually holding a religious meeting.
Thou disdaineth all books regarding how to pick up girls except thine own published copy that is even more popular than Wallace's book.
Someday, thine boon companion may just give up on himself and ask thee for advice on getting girls, knowing full well that it has a ninety-nine percent chance of ruining his life.
The girls thou chooseth must have at great skill with the 'lance' or the 'staff', whichever word works.
Thine support options must include nothing but females and either thine boon companion, a fellow worker, or a mentor just to not be a total womanizer.
Thou disdaineth anything that is not heroic or, secretly, referring to horniness. For example, a sword can never replace a lance, though the bandits might have something to say about that.
Beware of whom thou flirteth with, for thou never know which one of them is married. Or thou shalt get charred by an Elfire of the grandest pain.
Smooth? NOTHING is smoother than th33.
Thine religious mask shalt be so good, all thou needeth do is to put on Japanese monk clothing, a cursed right hand, holy beads, a golden staff, and a hair band to be an exact clone of an anime character we all know and love.
Saul: There we go. Now if you'll excuse me...(GROPAGE)

Dorothy: (SLAP!) HIRAIKOTSU!

Saul: WIND TUNNEL!

Roy: WIND SCAR!...but the sword shoots out fire.

And cuz Sain is so cool, here's some for him. OMG. 20 COMMANDMENTS. RLnaruhina, your request comes first because you requested first after ch. 13.

THE 10 COMMANDMENTS OF SAIN

Thine universe must be willing to sacrifice tradition for thine existence. Why? Thou has the growth rates which are supposed to be thine boon companion's.

Thine only male support option is thine boon companion, unfortunately for the Crimson Shield, as there is no one to share his pain with.
Do some background research, or in simpler terms, stalking, of thine target before thou leapest for their hearts; that one might be a guy and the other might be married. Hey, it'll save thee from getting smote.
A girl with a phobia of men? Nothing thy can't defeat. Thou shalt always enjoy nearly impossible challenges anyways. Just watch out for the sisters to avoid any possible pain.
And as for the sisters, hey, they're beautiful too. Broaden thine horizons, if thou pleases.
The Green Lance. Heh heh, lance. Get it? Lance, hard, long, pointy, Sain is horny...Get it...aww, forget it.
Beware Sacaeans. Thou never know when that crazy brother of hers might slice thee open. Or when that other Sacaean girl will kick thine crotch for flirting. Or when that Sacaean dude who looks like a woman, but is obviously male because of his name, is going to do the same thing like the psycho Wo Dao'er.
Thine pick up lines shall have as much quality as a 10 year old's, and they will be so bad that thine target might not even know thine true purpose although thou stresses it out so obviously to them.
Thou must use thine insane flirting skills to woo ALL the women in camp that won't hurt thee. That might take a while, however, to find the ones that thou can flirt with without getting thine jewels broken.
Thou must have the mentality of a totally hopeless and desperate man. Why? THOU EVEN FLIRTETH WITH THE DEMON TERROR QUEEN OF HELL...WELCOME TO THE DARK SIDE, SAIN.
Next up in this order:

Peg knights

Dancers

Hair color

R&R! OR SERRA WILL MAKE THINE BABIES WORSHIP THE DARK SIDE THAT IS THE COLOR PINK!