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THE 10 COMMANDMENTS OF PEGASUS KNIGHTS

Thou shalt come in packages of three and only three; sisters are preferred for...family reasons.

It's amazing that thou art able to throw weapons that weigh three quarters thine own weight without spraining thine arm while keeping thine saddle rash under control.

The choice is yours: give the Pegasus steroids, or turn it into steroids to give to thine bird-dino.

The only way to get rid of thine phobia of men is by raping some with a lance. Figuratively speaking. WELCOME TO THE DARK SIDE, FLORINA.

The tomboy, the shy, the quiet, the one scared of men, the sugar high, the typical loyal knight, the perfect princess, the married one...the list of crazy traits go on and on.

Sex with a paladin is bad. Very bad. It makes thee and thine husband unable to stand up to poke by a baby.

Thou shalt say things like what the Sailor Scouts would say before performing thine ultimate triangle attacks, just without the cheesy "love love" stuff, but with "I'll tear you apart and drink your blood" stuff.

Remember, having thine noble steed fall on the brother of the ruler of a powerful nation is a good thing. Side effects may include: him becoming thine husband, thine sister competing for his heart, or him eating thine steed after axing it literally.

Said lord is also an idiot to pay 20000 G for said sister instead of 4000 G, and not asking for special services.

One thing to remember; if there are Pegasus nearby with genders opposite of thine steed, immediately leave the area with thine steed until thou art in a 2 km radius away from said Pegasus, or thine steed may never see battle again.

R&R!

Meh, I'll admit that Pegasus knights are so perfect, it's hard to make fun of them after not playing the games in some time. I'll probably do a remake of this later...In other news, I made a new fic on Wallace training the cavaliers and peg knights where Sain plays matchmaker. It's in Kent's POV, and is about how the poor guy leaves boot camp hell unscathed...or not.