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Whew. Sorry for not updating in a while; school got in the way, and I'm learning how to play an acoustic guitar, so the previous and my new hobby are taking up my time.

THE 10 COMMANDMENTS OF ARCHERS

Thou must choose between the ability to groweth a horse from thine privates or the ability to overcompensate for something by means of a bigger weapon upon thine promotion.

If thine name is Wolt, be prepared to have some trouble figuring out "Who's thine daddy?" (Raven or Wil, Raven or Wil...)

Thou must remember that if thine childhood friend is an underaged Robin Hood wannabe, thou can take advantage of his weakness by crying a whole lot to get thyself lots of gold.

In thine quest to escort a lecherous priest who talks to every single female at camp but thyself, be sure to give him a few good whacks now and then to remind him who is whose biatch.

Thou must always attack from one square away from thine opponent in fear of them kicking thine ass with close range weapons while thou triest to aim. And for bragging rights when thou scoreth headshots.

The concept of "Point-Blank Firing" was, is, and shalt always be unknown to thine kind.

Thine arrow supply is unlimited, but the quality of thine bows is so low, that when any part breaks, everything breaks. Even if it was just the string!

Thou art psychic. How else can thou shoot giant ballista bolts at single targets half a kilometer away with thine vision blocked by forests and a freaking cliff?

Thine arrow supplies are magical, because they never run out and THEY GO THROUGH WALLS.

Thine fighting methods are set, for thou knowest this: when thou whackest thine enemy with thine bow, the universe shall collapse.

THE 10 COMMANDMENTS OF INNES

By Innes

Innes is better than everyone. Yes, better than even Chuck Norris.

Innes is better than Ephraim.

Eirika is Innes's bi-otch.

Tana is Innes's secret, secondary, not-used-as-much biotch.

Innes is so good, he doesn't need to gain levels as an unpromoted archer.

Innes is badass.

Innes isn't snobby and he doesn't have a superiority complex. He's just superior.

Innes doesn't miss. Ever. If he does, it's because he saw Eirika. If he misses at any other time, his super sexy hair must have gotten in his eyes.

All your base are belong to Innes.

INNES IS BETTER THAN J00!

Ephraim: No he isn't. Shut up, pretty boy.

Innes: I won't, because I'm better than j0...

Ephraim: (Stabs Innes with Siegmund)

Innes: (IS SIEGMUND-NATED) Hurk...R...&...R...Y'all...

Chuck Norris: (Roundhouse Kicks Innes)

Innes: (IS ROUNDHOUSE KICKED BY CHUCK NORRIS) (That means he died with negative infinity health)