This is the story of three noobs of RuneScape, Sykasa, Zyron, and Jikia. Their tale begins at Lumbridge, right after they have all finished Tutorial Island…
Zyron opened his eyes. He had just finished the island. Great! A new world to explore. He thought of what the first thing he would hear was. He listened closely, and heard the first voice of someone…
"Omg lol!1! Look at the n00b!"
A level 13 person in a bronze chain mail came up. "Follow me so I can pwn u in the wildy."
Zyron was confused. "What?"
"Lolz!1 U dunno wat the wildy is?"
Zyron shook his head. "I just started."
"U mean u dunt have a main? lol u really r a n00b."
Zyron flipped him off.
"Whoa dude how does u do that? That not in teh emocitions!1"
"The what?" The guy was acting like this is a game.
"In ur bottom left corner of teh screen."
"Screen? I can only see you."
"O, u mean ure an npc? How r u talking?"
"Npc?"
"Lol nerd stop pretending u live in the game!1"
Zyron was confused...he and his brothers Sykasa and Jikia and grew up on that island. When they came of age they went through those trials and the kind wizard sent them here.
"Game?"
"lol noob kk watever im loggin off."
The man dissapeared.
"How did he dissapear?" Then he saw Sykasa come up.
"Hey, Zyron. We did it. But these people are...strange."
Suddenly, Jikia ran up from behind.
"Yeah. They keep saying this is a game."
"I know. And I keep hearing strange things like 'noob', and 'selling nats', and stuff like that."
They left the square of the castle and found a man.
"Hi, how are you?" Jikia asked.
"Leave me alone!" The man yelled.
"Let me try," Sykasa said as he walked up, "How are you?"
"Leave me alone!" It said in the exact same tone and speed.
Zyron looked at it. "I think that's a npc."
"A what?"
"I dunno."
Suddenly, a man came up and killed him, and as the man fell dead, the person yelled, "pwned!"
However, no one cared, and the man simply dissapeared and a few coins appeared, which the man took.
The three looked in shock. How come no one cared? However, soon, it reapeared.
Uneasily, Sykasa approached it. "Hi, how are you?"
"Leave me alone!" It said.
Later, they kept exploring the new world, ignoring the occaisional 'noob', 'free stuf', and 'follow me north ill give u stuff'. However, soon, they decided to check out this 'wildy', in which an ACTUALLY normal person corrected that as a short term for the 'wilderness'. Then the man gave them some gold. It was a nice man. What was his name...? Zezima, Sykasa remembered.
They also learned a few things that the 'players' deemed true; if they looked above the person they could see what they were saying at the same time. However they preferred not to because the spelling was scarier than the words, and whenever someone sweared it would go in a loud, godlike voice, "BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP" and etc. So, anyways, after I had just wasted valuble space on this chapter, they reached the Wilderness.
Suddenly, an annoying board appeared with a warning sign. They ignored it and continued. To their left, a skull appeared with a number.
"According to what that man said, the number is the difference in which we can be attacked. So far we are all level 7," Sykasa noted.
About level 20, a level 23 man attacked. So, players could attack them here. "Ill pwn u!"
They thought. They lived inside the game, if they died here, they would be finished...forever. As the man's steel long sword started to hit Jikia, they thought it was the end. How would they be able to escape fast enough? Right when they thought it was the end, a level 42 character came and attacked the level 23, and the level 23 fell down pwned. Then, as most players were spiteful, he yelled, "Noobs. You're lucky. I'm Swordpker11. We'll meet again." He teleported.
Zyron thought for a moment. "At least he talked normal." A little more silence. Jikia replied, "Pker? That's a new one..." More silence. "Let's leave. Now." Sykasa broke the silence and they broke out into a run back towards Varrock, which was their favirote city.