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Me? I'm Lili. Me? Owning Kingdom Hearts? Not a chance. The combination of the two equals FAN FICTION!
Authors Note: ...Last chapter..(thank god ..I mean...hurray!). Enjoy. Review or I will smite you.
CHAPTER 22
The Big Bad News
(Started: February 3rd, Ended: February 20th)
"KAIRI!" Sanako, Kairi's mother, yelled from the downstairs kitchen. "Come downstairs! You got a letter!"
"Mother!" Kairi yelled from the comfort of her oh so very warm bed. "It's summer! I'm sleeping!"
Silence. "You either get this letter or I'm telling Sora that you wet your bed everyday for seven years.""
"Coming," Kairi, suddenly full of energy, yelled from under her covers. She popped right out of her bed and started running downstairs.
'You better know me by now, mental diary,' Kairi thought to herself. 'I'm Kairi and I live with my mother, Sanako.'
"I'm going to make breakfast," Sanako told her daughter as she entered the kitchen. "What do you want?"
"I'm not very hungry," Kairi told her mother as she opened a box of pocky and started to munch. "Can I just have a rice ball?"
"Of course," Sanako answered with an evil glare across her motherly eyes.
"No 'special' recipes either," Kairi strictly told her mother. "Just a plain rice ball with a plum."
"You no fun," Sanako smiled teasingly at her daughter.
'I'm fifteen years old and I'm the girlfriend of Sora. We're celebrating our three month aniversery today!'
"The letter is on the table," said Sanako as she attempted to make her daughter breakfast.
"D'accord," smiled Kairi as she went over to the table to see what awaited her. (T/N: D'accord means 'okay' in French.)
"And no French!" Sanako yelled over her shoulder. "Your started high school in a couple of weeks. Your brain is going to be tired enough by learning English!"
"Yes m(e)re," Kairi smiled innocently as she called her mom something in the French language again. Sanako just smiled and sighed as she went back to cooking. 'Anyways, Summer has been a blast! Sora and I (I learned that's how you speak properly in English) have been hanging out with our friend Tidus and Wakka a lot. Selphie went on vacation a few weeks ago, so we haven't really talked to her that much.'
Kairi looked at the table and saw something in a pink envelope. On the envelope was a drawing of a certain long blonde hair girl. "It's from Namine!" She exclaimed as she practically pounced on the table. The crimson girl, now with hair down to her shoulder, quickly ripped open the letter to see what it contained.
"CHA-NO-DAH!" the letter seemed to scream. Kairi laughed at how boldly Namine wrote her words. "It's Namine-chan! How are you Kai-san? I'm doing great. Europe is really fun! So much more fun then Japan...
..no offence," she ended the sentence with a heart.
"So," the letter continued. "I heard you and Sora are dating! It's about time! I'm sorry for everything that happened when I was in Japan. But I'm better now! I even met this really awesome guy. He's so cute! Cuter then Sora!"
"She hasn't changed a bit," Kairi laughed out loud as she read the letter. "Still the same hyper Namine."
"Any who," Namine's letter continued. "Twilight Town is amazing. I've met so many great people. I hope I get to see you guys again. I felt really bad leaving without saying goodbye. So, here's to the future!" Kairi looked at the other page in the envelope to see a drawn picture of their class smiling and waving. "Let it be full of smiles! From, Namine."
Kairi smiled as she folded the letter. "I'm glad she's doing well."
'Looks like Namine is doing super in Europe. I'm glad to here that. Anyways, Selphie went on vacation to Kyoto I believe. Riku has already left. I feel really bad for Selphie. I don't think they even got to say goodbye to each other.'
"Is it okay if I add a strawberry instead of a plum?" Sanako asked her thinking daughter. "We're all out of plums."
"Fine with me," Kairi answered. "Never had an Ichigo Onigiri before." (T/N: Strawberry Rice ball)
'Over all, it's been a great summer.'
"When is Sora picking you up?" Sanako asked as she put the rice ball she made in front of Kairi. "Isn't it your three month anniversary today?"
"I'm meeting him at the amusement park," Kairi informed her mother as she took a bite of the Onigiri. "Hmm...not bad!" she exclaimed at the taste.
"Think so?" Sanako asked. "We should make some when Selphie comes back."
"Hai," laughed Kairi as she took another bite. Soon she had finished the rice ball off. "I'm gonna go get ready and leave!" She waved to her mother as she headed upstairs. Kairi wore a smile on her face, the same smile she wore in Las Vegas.
But little did she know that smile would soon fade.
"Today was a blast!" the hyper Kairi smiled as she walked next to Sora. It was now night time. They had finished their date and the brunette was walking his girlfriend to the door.
"Sure was," Sora put his arm around Kairi.
"I still can't believe the money you spent," Kairi giggled as she hugged the purple stuffed kitten in her arms. "You kept trying to get this neko!"
"Well," Sora blushed a little bit. "You did want it."
"And how much money did you end up spending?" Kairi smirked, knowing Sora didn't want to tell.
"...5000 yen," Sora coughed. Kairi smiled and gave Sora a kiss on his nose. (A/N: I think that's about 45 dollars in USA money ..something like that)
"You know a boy loves you," Kairi smiled quietly as they approached her porch. "When he spends that much on you."
"Does that mean we can dance naked together now?" Sora joked around as his hand decided to go lower.
"Not until we're married," Kairi pulled his hand back to her shoulder.
"Damn," Sora smiled jokingly as they finally reached her porch. "Another night of quality time with me and my hand."
"Sora!" Kairi covered her ears and blushed. "I don't want to hear about that."
"What?" Sora grinned. "Masturbation?"
"Your gross," Kairi told him as she kissed him goodnight. "But I guess I still love you."
"So mean Kai-san!" Sora kissed her back.
"I know," Kairi kissed him once more.
"Goodnight," Sora moved in for one last kiss.
"Score for Sora," a voice came from inside. "Now Kairi might come with a come back..."
"What the-" Kairi blushed. "Mother! Are you spying on us again?"
"...Yes," said the voice sheepishly.
"Hello Sanako," Sora had to laugh, calling Kairi's mother by her first name.
"Hello Sora!" Sanako exclaimed, now at the door way. "Have you deflowered my daughter yet?"
"Not yet," Sora winked at her. Kairi blushed in disgust while her mother let out a burst of childish giggles.
"Very funny guys," Kairi semi-pouted. "Can you leave us for a bit? I'm going to say goodnight to Sora."
"Alright," Sanako sighed as she started closing the door. "Just don't get pregnant."
While the door shut Sora was still laughing. "Kairi, I love your mom. If my mom had that sense of humor life would be so much more fun."
"Yeah," Kairi smiled as she stared at the doorway. "I love her too."
"Anyways," Sora broke away from the conversation and leaned forward to kiss Kairi. "Goodnight Querido."
"No!" Kairi cried out. "Not Spanish! I barley understand Japanese!" Kairi exclaimed. 'But French seems to be easy..' Sora and Kairi laughed out loud again and shared a kiss.
"Goodnight Darling," Sora parted with her in their own language. Kairi smiled and went into the house.
Sanako came from around the corner with oven mitts on. "That short? You can't do the nasty in the amount of time. Believe me, I've tried before-"
"Stop!" Kairi laughed. "No more dirty thoughts from you, mother."
"Alright," Sanako pouted. "Dinner will be ready in about twenty minutes. I'll call you down when it's ready."
"Thanks!" Kairi took off her shoes and ran upstairs. She headed straight towards her room and her computer. The crimson hair girl plopped right down in her computer chair. Then she signed onto instant messenger. "P-R-I-N-C-E-S-S O-F L-O-V-E," Kairi typed as she said each of the letters out loud and added an X between all the words. "PrincessXofXlove. Password 'Beautyandthebaka'."
Soon her list of buddies appeared on her desktop. She smiled and see who was on. Surprisingly Selphie was, on the screen name 'iliketrainsyesido'. Kairi laughed as she clicked her name and a box appeared on her screen. "Hey Selph!" Kairi typed. "Are you back from your trip already?" Then she pressed the enter key and sent the message off to Selphie
Soon a noise indicating that 'iliketrainsyesido' had IMed her. "Hey Kai-san," it said. "No I'm not back yet. I just found out this hotel has internet."
"That's awesome," PrincessXofXlove typed. "How is your trip so far?" Kairi thought about typing if she met any cute guys but for the sake of her love for Riku she didn't.
"It's been okay," iliketrainsyesido sent her a message. "I'd rather be over there with you guys."
"Wouldn't we all?" PrincessXofXlove typed to Selphie as she typed out loud. "But nothing interesting is happening over here. No one has really hung out that much this summer. Me and Sora," Kairi backspaced so that it read 'Sora and I'. "have done couple stuff but that is basically it."
The noise came upon her speakers again and Kairi checked the IM box. "Well it's nice to know life is boring over there too," Selphie had typed.
"LOL," Kairi typed as PrincessXofXlove.
"Any who," iliketrainsyesido typed. "What's up with you?"
"Nothing much. I'm going to eat dinner soon. I hope my mother isn't experimenting with food again," Kairi told her via text. "How about you? How are you?"
Kairi didn't receive the IM noise for a good five minutes. "Selphie? You there?"
The noise finally came across Kairi's ears and she checked the IM box. Selphie, as 'iliketrainsyesido', typed, "Pregnant." Kairi rubbed her eyes and checked the screen again. It still read "Pregnant."
"You asked me how I was," Selphie's message continued. "And I said pregnant."
"No freaking way..." Kairi didn't type but instead said out loud. "Selphie is pregnant?"
"Thank you for coming guys," the brunette known as Selphie told the group. She had finally come back from her vacation and now Wakka, Kairi, Sora, and Tidus were all gathered in Kairi's room since that'd be the safest place to tell them. Sanako was out buying groceries so they had the entire place to themselves.
"Why did you ask us all here?" Wakka asked Selphie. "Is this some insane plot twist Lili put in?"
"Stop talking about plots!" Kairi slapped Wakka upside the head. "That was so chapter thirteen."
"You could say that," Selphie laughed quietly. "I wanted to tell you something I've been keeping a secret for awhile." She took a couple of deep breaths before continuing. "Last December Kairi and I went to an anime convention. There Kairi met Sora and I, myself, had met a guy. I thought he was insanely gorgeous and instantly had a crush on him. He had this silver hair and was also a cross player. That is someone who cosplays the opposite sex. His name was Riku."
"Riku?" Wakka asked in confusion. "You mean Mr. Yoshizawa?"
"Yes," Selphie answered his question with a fake smile on her face. Kairi could tell this was hard for her.
"So that's why you guys argued so much when he became our teacher," Tidus figured out. "And that's why you called him a cross dresser."
"That's right," Selphie continued with her story. "Shortly after that I confessed my love for Riku knowing he was our teacher. He loved me too, even though I was a student."
"Whoa!" Wakka nearly choked while Tidus sat back with his eyes wide. "So you guys hooked up?"
"Yes," Selphie continued to answer questions. "I became his girlfriend. We knew it was illegal and that's why I didn't tell you guys. We couldn't have any information out there." She was now struggling to have the words come out. Selphie started shivering madly.
"Selphie!" Tidus cried out as he went to her side to help her.
"I'm okay," Selphie continued to shiver slightly. She closed her eyes and took a deep breath in. "The reason I'm telling you guys this now is because..."
"Because?" Tidus questioned.
"I'm pregnant," Selphie burst out in tears. "I'm pregnant with Riku's child." The buried her face into her hands and continued to sob loudly. "He won't be coming back. I was going to tell him before he left but I couldn't. I would only be admitting I was an immature child who can't handle having a child herself and that I wanted him by my side. I had to set him free."
"It's okay Selphie," Tidus sat by her and rubbed her back in comfort. "Just let all the tears out."
As Selphie continued to cry with Tidus by her side, Sora poked Kairi and motioned for her to come outside. Once they had left Kairi's room and were safe in Kairi's hall, Sora asked her, "So how long have you known?"
Kairi kind of stood there in shock by Sora's bluntness. "It's that obvious I knew?"
"Of course," Sora told her bluntly. "We were the only ones in the room not shocked by the news. I was shocked about the baby thing but-"
"Whoa!" Kairi interrupted. "You knew too?"
"Yeah," Sora told her. "I was hiding in the closet the moment the whole confession happened. I knew since the beginning."
"That's so weird," Kairi blinked. "I was standing outside the door when it happened. Anyways," Kairi decided to change the subject. "I'm not sure how Selphie will handle this. Her father is really strict."
"Yeah," Sora nodded. "And what about the hair color? When the baby is born don't you think it'd be obvious if the hair is silver colored?"
"She's so young," Kairi stared at her door. "We haven't even started high school yet."
"I didn't think my life would become a soap opera until I was at least seventeen," Sora added a bit of humor.
"Nice," Kairi had to laugh. "Let's go back inside."
And so they did. They went back inside Kairi's room. Selphie had pulled a box of tissues from Kairi's desk and was now using them constantly. "I'm three months along," Selphie announced with a calmer voice then before. "And my parents don't know yet."
"Your parents don't know!" Tidus exclaimed. "Selphie! You know how strict your dad is. You know what he'll do if-"
"I do," Selphie didn't let him finish. "That's why I need your support. I want to ask you guys to come with me when I tell my parents."
"Selphie-" Wakka started to say.
"Onegai," Selphie smiled sweetly up at her four best friends. "Please?" (A/N: "Onegai" means please.)
The four looked at her and then nodded. "We'll come with you Selphie-chan," Tidus answered. "We'll come with you."
"And then I told him," Sora bellowed out. "That's not a television! That's my grandma!" They all let out cackles of laughter. The gang and Selphie's parents were all gathered around her kitchen table for dinner.
"Your friends are a delight Selphie," a blonde woman smiled. She was known as Selphie's mother. "You should invite them over more often!"
"Yes," A muscular man with short reddish hair laughed as took a bite of chicken. This was Selphie's strict father. "I haven't laughed this hard in a long time."
"So you guys are starting high school soon," Her mother continued to smile like the stereotype wife she was. "How do you guys feel about that?"
"Really nervous," Kairi honestly answered first. "The classes will be harder but I'm worried about being separated from everyone."
"I know what you mean," Wakka replied and agreed. "If gotten so used to being in the same class with you guys. I'm not sure how I'll handle it if I'm not in the same class with at least one of you."
"I felt the same way in high school," Selphie's mother continued to smile while her husband remained quiet. "My friends kept me alive basically."
"Wow," Tidus chuckled. "A parent that understands the ways of a teenager." Pause. "Well they are Selphie's parents after all."
They talked like this for awhile. Just sitting around and joking. After awhile Kairi began to wonder if Selphie was ever going to break the news to them. 'Is she scared?' Kairi wondered to herself. 'Maybe she's waiting for a right time.'
"So what are you guys going to do after dinner Selphie?" The father finally spoke up. "Just go upstairs and watch television or something?"
"Yeah," Selphie nodded and began to talk in her normal fast pace voice. "We're probably going to go watch that new series. You know that one. The two boys who are lovers and I'm pregnant and then the teacher finds out and-"
'Holy!' Kairi's eyes went wide as she thought to herself. 'That's how she wanted to break the news to them?'
"I heard a lot of great reviews on it!" Selphie finished and took a very deep breath. She looked rather flushed. The brunette looked up at her parents in nervous anticipation.
"I heard about that too!" The blonde mom exclaimed. She talked in a fast pace voice like her daughter. "It's called Shonen-ai High right? Oh gosh I'm such a sucker for-"
"What was that?" Her father mumbled in a monotone voice.
"What was what?" Selphie stuttered nervously.
"What did you say?" Father interrupted. His glare saw right through her plan. Everyone around the table that already knew gulped and watch the scene develop. Selphie looked down at her plate.
There was silence. "...I'm pregnant," Selphie said in the softest voice anyone has ever heard her speak in before.
"You," her dad stood up with anger painted all over his. He stormed to the side of the table his daughter was on and gave her one great slap to the face. "Slut!"
"Seifer!" Selphie's mother cried out and ran to them.
"You stay out of this Larxene!" Seifer yelled at the blonde. She quickly shut up and sat back in her seat. You could tell what kind of relationship they had outside of company. "Selphie Tilmitt!" Seifer practically screamed. "How could you be so irresponsible? Doing such a thing at your age. Your a fucking whore!"
Everyone just sat back as Seifer yelled at Selphie. No one could speak up even if they wanted to. They were all afraid that he would kill them.
"I'm surprised someone would do it with an ugly cunt face like you anyways!" Seifer continually beat Selphie up with his words. No one had ever heard this many curse words used all at the same time. "Is it that playboy Irvine? I bet it is. A pathetic stupid ass girl! I can see a little shit like you fucking him."
"Please," Selphie started to cry. "Stop this! Irvine doesn't even live here anymore!"
"Then who is it, bitch?" Seifer's voice raised to it's maximum level. "Tell me who it is who fucked you up. Tell me who it is that deflowered my daughter. Tell me who was stupid enough to make you a mother at fifteen! Tell me who wouldn't even think. Tell me who would so irresponsible-"
"Me," said a voice from the table. Everyone turned around to Tidus, who's head was facing his lap. "I got your daughter pregnant sir."
Everyone's eyes were practically bulging by this point. 'What is he talking about?' and 'Is he high?' ran through the minds of the ones around the table who knew.
Seifer was obviously not pleased. "You?" He madly tried to find the words he wanted to yell desperately at the blonde hair boy. "YOU?"
"Please sir," Tidus stood up and prepared for his man to man talk with Seifer. "Let me speak." He smiled at Selphie and then turned back to her father. "I love your daughter sir. I have always loved her."
"What does that-" Seifer began to say.
"I want to explain myself," Tidus looked at Selphie, who now joined the game of 'Lets-see-who's-eyes-can-pop-out-first'. "I pushed her into this. Blame everything on me." Seifer looked like he was ready to jump up at his offer anytime. "But I ask you don't kill me. Not only would you put your family in trouble but you'd be killing this baby's father."
'What is he doing!' Kairi exclaimed loudly in her mind. 'Does he really love Selphie that much to lie?'
"I want to be there for the baby," Tidus looked directly into his eyes. "I will even convince my parents to let me move in if I have to. I'll get a job and even get married to Selphie if I have to." Tidus smiled at the brunette for a moment. "That is if she wanted to. I don't want to force her to anything she doesn't want to anymore."
"Tidus," Selphie looked back at him with tears in her eyes. "You don't have to do this."
"I want to Selphie," Tidus gave her a serious look. "I want to because I love you enough to give up my life and help you."
'The future,' Kairi thought to herself as she observed the surreal scene that developed around her. 'The future is defiantly not as I suspected.'
"Fine," Seifer forced himself to calm down. He was obviously still angry but no one thought that anyone could yell at someone, especially someone who is the 'father of your daughters baby'. "But you better work your tiny little ass off."
"I will sir," Tidus nodded seriously. "I will."
'Dear mental diary,' Kairi wrote mentally in her head. 'Selphie is pregnant with Riku's baby. She told her father and he was really pissed off. Tidus lied and said he was the father. I was shocked! I knew he (quote, unquote) loved her but I didn't think he'd take this much to help her.'
True love.
The next six months flew by like a kite in march wind. It was now December and Selphie was ready to give birth to her child (which she found out was going to be a boy!). By the way, when we say 'ready to give birth'...
"Breath Selphie!" Tidus yelled to the brunette as he held her hand.
"SHUT IT!" Selphie barked at him and nearly cut off his fingers. "YOU DON'T HAVE A BABY COMING THROUGH YOUR VAGINA!"
"I REALIZE THAT!"
We mean she's in labor. Big time.
"Ms. Tilmitt," The doctor told her as he tried to calm her down from the insane state she was in. "We're going to give you some medicine now-"
"BABY!" Selphie screamed at the top of her lungs.
"..to help the labor pains-"
"VAGINA!"
"And so the birth will be-"
"IT BURNS LIKE FIRE!"
"...less painful."
"I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL THIS CHILD FOR PUTTING ME THROUGH THIS PAIN!" Selphie screamed, her voice echoing through the halls of the downtown Tokyo hospital.
"It's going to be alright Selph-tan," Tidus still held on to comfort her. He motioned for Wakka to get a wet towel for the mother to be. "It'll all be over-"
"DON'T MAKE ME KILL YOU TOO TIDUS POSHIN!"
"That isn't my last name Selphie.."
The scene progressed in front of Sora and Kairi and they couldn't help but laugh. "Wow," Sora continued to chuckle as they watched from the doorway (since they too did not want to be killed by Selphie). "Tidus must love Selphie a lot if he is going through this for her."
"Especially since this isn't even his child," Kairi agreed as Selphie threw a vase at the doctors head.
"It's kind of ironic that Selphie is having her kid on the one year anniversary of that convention we met at," Sora watched Selphie bit Tidus for the twelfth time.
"Koyo-con," Kairi jogged Sora's memory as Selphie threw the towel Wakka brought her at Tidus. Then punched him. She laughed silently as she said, "We must invite that guy to the wedding."
"What guy?" Sora asked her as he suddenly perked up. "And what wedding?"
"The guy who messed up our rooms," Kairi smiled and kissed Sora on the cheek. "Otherwise we wouldn't have met."
"What wedding?" Sora asked again. Kairi shook her head
"You don't listen to me," Kairi pouted as Selphie screamed something. They learned to ignore those screams by now.
"Yes I do," Sora insisted. "I listen very-"
"What was the last thing I said?" Kairi asked him.
"You don't listen to me!" Sora did a very bad impression of his girlfriend that made her frown at him.
"Before that," Kairi frowned.
"...Something about a wedding?" Sora grinned hopefully.
"Your lucky I love you."
"Push Selphie!" The words of Tidus could suddenly be heard.
"Holy," Sora and Kairi fixed their eyes in the hospital room. "When did Selphie-"
"Shh!" Kairi hushed him. "I want to see the baby be born."
"HOLY MOTHER OF MONKEYS AND OH MY GOSH WHAT IS THAT COMING OUT OF MY PRIVATES?" Selphie yelled even louder then before as the baby started coming through.
"I see a head!" The doctor exclaimed in which sounded like relief. "Your doing great Sel-"
"GET THIS BABY OUT OF ME!" Selphie started panting uncontrollably.
"Control your breathing," The doctor told her. "This'll be over soon."
"I WANT A SECOND OPINION! AND A LOT OF PAIN KILLERS!"
The entire room fixed their eyes on Selphie. Though the privacy blanket covered it, they soon could hear the cries of a baby. Selphie's breathing became more steady and calm and she was no longer screaming.
"Oh Jesus," Selphie panted slightly as tears ran down her face. "That baby better become a rich lawyer and get me a nice retirement home."
"He will," Tidus laughed and put a cold, wet towel on top of her forehead. "I'm pretty sure you'll remind him of your pain all through his life."
"He?" Selphie suddenly smiled.
"You ruined my line young man," The doctor chuckled ever so slightly that his mustache looked like a crawling caterpillar. He cleared his throat and handed the baby, wrapped in a blanket, to the new mother. "It's a boy Ms. Tilmitt."
"My baby boy," Selphie smiled (with a little sadness in her eyes) as she kissed the babies forehead. "And he's blonde?"
"Blonde?" Sora raised his eyebrow and turned to his girlfriend for questions. "But neither Selphie or Riku are blonde!"
"Pay attention in biology!" Kairi lowered her voice to cue Sora that they heard enough screaming that day. "Selphie's mother has blonde hair. Selphie has that trait with her. Riku probably has that trait also. The result is a blonde baby boy."
"How ironic," Sora chuckled. "But at least now Selphie's father will believe it's Tidus'..."
"What would you like to name him, Ms. Tilmitt?" The nurse by her bedside asked her.
"I get to name him?" Selphie beamed. Wakka and Tidus slapped their forehead.
"Yes Selphie!" Tidus cracked up. "Don't tell me you didn't know!"
"I thought the doctors picked out the names," Selphie blinked in the way that you could tell she was serious. "Wait! You mean my parents picked out my name themselves!"
"I don't mean to go against your wishes," The nurse informed her with a slight laugh. "But the teachers in school will have a hard time pronouncing that." Tidus laughed at the nurses joke.
"Sorry," Selphie blushed in embarrassment. The brunette mother began to ponder. "How about Roxas?"
"You mean Roxas?" Tidus asked her with amusement. "Roxas the famous skateboarder?"
"Yeah!" Selphie exclaimed, almost awaking the baby. "He's so hot..."
"Selphie," Tidus told her. "Your naming your ..scratch that ..our kid after some guy you've probably had wet dreams over?"
"Ew that's gross!" Selphie said. "I mean that Roxas is athletic and really good looking. I want him to live a good life and with a name like Roxas he can!"
"Whatever you say.."
"Sora," Kairi poked her boyfriend in the shoulder. "Let's go get some coffee from the cafeteria."
"Sure," Sora hoisted himself up. The two began to walk together down the eerily white hallway to the elevator. "You know what? They kind of remind me of us."
"You mean Selphie and Tidus?" Kairi questioned. She pushed the button to go down and thought a little. "They do now that I think about it. Except that if you got be pregnant you'd leave me in a second."
"Not true!" Sora said as they stepped inside the empty elevator. The doors closed behind them. "If I got you pregnant I'd always stay by your side!" He leaned forward and gave her a light kiss on the lips.
"And what makes you think your getting me pregnant?" Kairi smirked.
"Nothing!" Sora blushed fiercely. Kairi laughed out loud.
"Pervert!" Kairi laughed hysterically as the elevator doors opened. She ran out of them, hoping secretly that Sora would chase her.
"Baka pervert!"
"Hey!" Sora chased after her with a boyish smile on his face. "No fair!"
'Top three rules of cosplay,' Kairi thought to herself as a nurse in the hallway told her to stop running. She looked behind her and silently smiled at the sight. 'Number three, pay attention to detail. That can make or break a costume.'
"Kairi!" Sora whined as he got a little bit closer to her. "Slow down!"
'Number two,' Kairi violently rocked her head and stuck her tongue out at him. 'Falling in love with a cross dresser juuuuusstt might get you pregnant.'
"I got you!" Sora suddenly yelled as he tackled her from behind. They both landed hard on the hard and cold hospital tile. "I hope you realize that no matter what I will always chase after you."
"There isn't a need to chase me anymore," Kairi gave Sora a quick peck. "Sora-kun."
"Don't call me that!" Sora whined. They both laughed as they helped each other up. "Come. Let's go frolic and be merry while we thou get our beverages."
"Frolic?" Kairi had to laugh as they walked side by side to the cafeteria. "Who says frolic anymore?"
"Your lover."
"Good point."
'And number one,' Kairi smile as she pushed Sora against the wall and gave him one hard smooch on the lips. 'Falling in love with someone who is cosplaying your love interest,' They broke away and smiled up at each other, knowing that they loved each other even after all they went through. 'Might not be such a bad thing.'
THE END (Yes ..that's the end ..you may now cry and complain to me)
Authors Note: QUESTIONS TIME! (I might have added a few questions in)
Q: What is your favorite color?
A: XD My favorite color switches. Sometimes it's red, sometimes it's pink, but right now I'm gonna say 'NEON'...because so many colors fit into it. ...Yes I like raving XD.
Q: If you could be the boss of Square Enix and got to make kh2 final mix, what would you put in it?
A: Oh that's a hard one. If I knew more about Kingdom Hearts 2 (besides the things I've read online) I could answer this better. Well, just to make my yaoi obsessed friends (..I'm one of them, so hush) happy I'd add love hints between Sora and Riku. I wouldn't have anything happen of course, but it makes it funnier too. That's all I can really think of for now...I'll answer this again once I beat the game.
Q: Did Sora ever like Namine?
A: When they first dated, yes. But soon after they started dating the feelings turned friendly. After that he started liking Kairi. His feelings for Namine are on friendship terms.
Q: Are you going to make a sequel?
A: Probably not. If I did my heart wouldn't be set on it...and I don't have many ideas for a sequel. It's time to move on from Rules of Cosplay. So let's all join hands?
Q: If you do make a sequel can you make it as them in collage?
A: If I were making a sequel that'd be a fun idea. But me? I'm still in high school. I might totally screw that one up XD.
Q: What is cosplay?
A: Cosplay is when someone makes and wears a costume based off a character. Like someone dressing up as Sora or Ash from pokemon. You can cosplay a number of things from J-rock costumes, video games, anime, and ect. Anything that has to do with Japanese culture (or ..video games XD)
Q: Why Roxas?
A: Why not! I wanted to name the baby after Roxas' friend that looks like Selphie, but I heard her name hadn't been released yet. And I was way too lazy to look. Also, by making the child Roxas it makes it seem like it was Tidus' child (which it wasn't!) because of the blonde hair Even though it was just the trait passed on by Selphie's mother.
Q: What does 'CHA-NO-DAH' mean?
A: Nothing! It's a phrase I invented (and seem to say a lot). It has no meaning and you can just throw it into any conversation. Only $9.99!
Q: Larxene and Seifer?
A: ...Hush. Seifer was perfect for Selphie's father ..even though if you think about it it is very odd. Larxene ..just because she's from Kingdom Hearts Chain of Memories. If I could have thought of a better pair I would have, believe me.
Q: Why the heck did you make Selphie pregnant?
A: -sighs- XD I really don't know that myself. I've forgotten my reasons.
Q: "OMFG" I can't believe you ended it with that! Are you at least going to make an epilogue?
A: ..sure. If I get enough request I see no problem in making an epilogue.
Q: Are you going to be making a new fan fic?
A: Of course! I just need some soul searching and inspiration and all that jazz but I will be making one. Look out for it mkay?
Q: I read your story 'Yes I believe in Santa'. When are you going to update that thign!
A: When I think of that so called 'plot' thing.
Q: When are you going to update?
A: NEVER! MWA HA HA! ..No seriously ..did you not get that this is the last chapter? Yeah, I'm going on vacation biatches!
Q: I asked for you to be my friend on MySpace but you rejected me. Why?
A: It's probably because I thought you were a random stalker. Send me a message first that says 'Hey Lili-sama' then ask to be my friend. I'll accept you then.
And to end this story...Thank you. Thank you for your reviews (YES! OVER 400!) and support. I would have not finished this story otherwise. ...So to my lovely reviewers...you get a happy feeling in your hearts. Hurray happy feelings!
And now back to me ..who is very happy because she finally finished this (God Forsaken) fan fic after a year and two months
-dances-