Sykasa, Jikia, and Zyron left Varrock and PMed with Swordpker11, Cobalt Raine, and Aphelion.

First, they needed to know were they were going, so Sykasa asked ''Where would she be?''

After awhile of waiting, Cobalt replied. ''Our soldiers last saw her heading to the wilderness from the east of Varrock. Right where you should be...''

''Perfect, it is. That will be all...'' Sykasa and the brothers set their PM stance to 'OFF'.

Jikia laughed hysterically. ''Whoa are we like loner spies or something! Ha ha ha.''

Sykasa crazily said ''Yeah, dude! Ha ha ha!''

They continued to head towards the wilderness.

OOC: I'm sure you know what happens when you set your PM sign as 'Off' and someone looks at their friend list.

''Holy !'' Aphelion was hysterical. ''How did they do that? They signed off...''

Swordpker11 shook his head. ''How? They live here, right...? Of all times...come on, let's look for them.''

''Yeah, maybe a glitch or something happened. To the wilderness?''

Aphelion, Sword, and Cobalt restocked on food and headed up.

The three nu-heroes continued north. Then they headed west until they reached a spot with a lot of PKers. Suddenly, a lot of low-level players started to attack the supposedly weak level 10ers.

Zyron blasted a poor one into a tree, and now we blatantly steal a line from Bob and George. ''Be thankful sprites don't scar.''

Jikia shot an arrow into one's butt, a pastime of his when people weren't looking, and Sykasa played his new favorite sport, which he learned when he beheaded the elite player in the wilderness a few chapters ago. Of course, the holes were the scorching ground areas Zyron had made.

''God, I love how much time the author has on his hands.''

One got out of the wilderness.

''Lmao noobz u can't get me i report u now!''

Jikia shot an arrow into his butt and Sykasa beheaded the noob, making the head fly a whole twenty feet before smacking Zyron, who was picking up dropped stuff, on the head.

After putting the flame on Sykasa out, they headed into the wilderness.

''Do you always have to shot them in the anus?'' asked Sykasa out of boredom. They weren't there yet.

Jikia laughed. ''Why not?''

''Why so? Pervert.''

''How am I a pervert? And where did you learn that word?

''Those noobs that one time. Remember?''

''Oh yeah, at least this isn't like The Sims, you couldn't...''

''Where did you learn about The Sims?''

''Uuhh...''

''...? Where?''

''Hold on, I'm thinking...''

''Jikia...!''

A large, wooden staff hit his face like a pimp to a .

''Shut up,'' said Zyron, ''I see her.''

Sykasa rubbed his head. ''There's more than her...''

They were at the Chaos Shrine, a fallen sanctuary for Zamorak surrounded by lava. In the middle of a group of people surrounding the shrine, stood the target. She had full Rune, besides a helmet, like the rest of the characters, and longish black light blue hair.

The three crept towards her, Sykasa in the lead, dropping 164 pounds on the ground every step, moving no quicker than a sloth, moving in a motion like a retarded gorilla, finn-

''Shut up and get to the story!'' Sykasa yelled at me.

Geez, I was just trying to waste valuable space on this chapter...and I'd look that way if I were you.

''Why...? --Oh, snap.'' Crystal had noticed their yelling (and white dots), slowly picked up two Rune Long swords, and turned.

All three widened their eyes.

''She actually turned...turned...!'' Said Zyron in shot.

''She has two swords...'' Said Sykasa grimly.

''Whoa! She's hot!'' Said Jikia, not surprisingly.

To Be Continued, Unfortunatly...gotta please the few fans. Maybe I should not update for awhile and see what you do...and stuff, mhuahahhahahaha, I'm so evil. Cookies!