Disclaimer- I do not own this… I don't believe I even own the idea. I must thank hail-nekoyasha from DA. (take a peaky) because she gave me the idea. She's awesome like that. So without any further adieu, I bring to yieu (shut up, I can spell) THIS TOTALLY RANDOM ONE SHOT!
"OHMAHGAWD!" Jenna said in totally geeky excitement. "This is so TOTALLY awesome!"
Jenna was happy… obviously.
Her one dream had just come true, thanks to the almighty gods of the dorks. She had just gotten… an Ocarina! Now she could take being a dork to the next level! "All that work at the video game shop has rewarded me." She breathed in rapture as she gazed at the little blue duck-shaped-thing with the tri-force etched in yellow on the neck.
She dashed to the room her parents allowed her to lurk in and locked the door… to the best of her abilities. There was no lock on the door. So, she made do with a chair.
"Now, to test my new super-magical abilities… I shall play…" here she was stumped. She had absolutely no idea where she wanted to go! There was the shadow temple… but those hands would drive her insane. The fire temple… she'd die in a millisecond. The forest temple? No. No way in holy hell. Entirely too GREEN. Desert temple, she'd already been to the beach. That left…
"Water temple!" Those Zora where so HAWT! She put the instrument to her lips and tooted out the notes to the serenade of water.
And… YES, there it was! The bridge was right in front of her! And if she was not mistaken… yes, that was indeed a Zora splashing around in the lake.
"OHMAHGAWD, you're as hawt as you are in the game!" She took a step forward, and…
Konk!
There was her door. There was her bed. There was no bridge, no lake, and no Zora.
"GAAAAAAHHHH!"
Yeah, don't ask. I was just inspired. Plus, I've always thought that if you're obsessed enough, you could see anything… until you ran into a wall or got hit by a truck. Anyway, thanks again to Hail-NekoYasha… Cuz, as always… SHE ROX SOX! And she's funny.