Disclaimer: … If this was a 'claimer' it would be mine, but it's a Disclaimer, so it's not, follow?
For all of you who've read this kind of thing more than once.
Warnings: Yaoi. Have a pleasant yaoi-filled day.
"Hu, hu, hu, Axel should be fighting him about now, hu, hu, hu I'm so evil.", Diz laughed evilly.
He walked towards the lab, but stopped dead when some … noises drifted through the air.
"(moan) Axel, feels, good, don't (moan) stop.", Roxas's voice drifted to meet his ears.
Diz swayed dangerously, almost passing out from shock.
"Diz… what the hell are you doing?", Ansem asked nosily, the nosey bugger.
"I, they, Ansem, why aren't they fighting? Why are they, are they…", Diz trailed off just in time for more noises to drift their way.
"(gasp) Ah, ah, Axel, m-more…"
"More?"
"M-more!"
Ansem was not stupid. He read fanfiction all the time.
Now under normal circumstances, he would have drawn the same conclusion as Diz, but he, again, read fanfiction.
"I don't know why they aren't fighting, but I'm sure they're not doing, 'that'.", Ansem assured.
Diz looked relieved. "But… how do we tell?", he asked
Ansem closed his eyes and walked into the lab.
"I'm sure it's just-", He opened his eyes, and ran out of the room with a nosebleed.
"Ansem, Ansem! What is it?", Diz called after him. He sighed, curiosity getting the better of him.
"Maybe they're really massacring each other, hu, hu, hu…", he said quietly
He walked in, and passed out.
Axel and Roxas just continued their… fun, oblivious.
Me: XD sorry, sorry, I couldn't resist. XD
Bob: You have a sick sense of humor.
Me: I have a perverted sense of humor, there is a difference.
Bob: --;;;
Me: I love me. XD