A mysterious traveler walked into the census an excise office of Seyda Neen. "They said to hand you my papers for free travel of Morrowind?" asked the traveler holding out a handful of papers. "You know damn well that you don't need these papers," said the balding man at the table. He got close up, face to face with the traveler before saying "my father told me great stories of you, but all of them ended with you dead. Why are you here?" The traveler lowered his hood, revealing a hansom dark elf with a spike of fur hanging from his chin and shoulder length black hair, before saying "That information is privileged youngling." He held out the papers again before repeating "They said you to hand you my papers for free travel of Morrowind." Finally the man at the desk took the papers, scanned over them and handed them back while explaining the laws of Morrowind. "So pretty much they haven't changed a bit," said the traveler. "Exactly. And you are on your way," replied the balding man as he handed the papers back to the traveler. "Uh… One last question."
"Yes?"
"What do you call yourself these days?"
"You'll soon know me as Adamio," replied the Traveler as he put his hood back on while walking out the door.
The traveler calling himself Adamio walked into the corner club-like building and took a seat with a young journeyman upstairs. "So to continue my story," said the traveler through a mouthful of bread, "I had a woman at one point. It turned out that as I was protecting her and her father, she was running off every chance she had to fuck any trade house whore… man whore that is… From what I've hear from various sources, some of which are her family, she's currently married to the guy that she first cheated on me with." The traveler swallowed a mouthful of Sujamma before asking "What about any other relationships?" The traveler lowered his hood before answering. "I had many girlfriends during my travels of Vvarfendel, all of which I hear are currently living here in Morrowind. And to answer your next question, I didn't come back for love; I came for things that should soon reveal themselves." The journeyman managed to gain back his straight face before continuing. "Well why have you come back? I mean, you never did answer that question."
"Because I had to. Now eat up, you didn't get much nourishment during the ship ride due to all of your puking."
"Sorry I get sea sick, but it isn't my fault." After swallowing a mouthful of some sort of soup, the journeyman asked "What exactly is our plan? And what s your real name?
"We will travel to Balmora by Silt Strider and get rooms there. And I told you to just call me Adamio for now."
Just as the two finished their food and got up to leave, a Dunmer woman came running upstairs screaming. "Vivec will be our god! He is our only savior! Life will not live without him!" Two guards came running up after the woman and restrained her. "What's going on, why do you have my wife!" yelled the traveler Adamio. "This woman is breaking chapter five, order nine of the new Imperial laws!" yelled the first guard before covering the woman's mouth. "Along with theft and resisting arrest," said the second guard. "I'm very sorry officers, that's my wife and she had a bit too much to drink," said the traveler as he reached into a knapsack hanging from his shoulder at his side. As the guard restrained the woman's kicking feet he asked "Then why was she speaking of blasphemy of the false gods?"
"Me and the guys were sharing stories of false blessings of the false god when him and his fiends reigned over this great land, and her being in her drunken state must have taken it the wrong way. Please, I'll pay you whatever gold she owes and leave immediately."
"Well… I'll expect her not to return for a month, and that you pay three-thousand gold in that time," said one of the guards. "Will do sir."