Kirip: Shortest chapter so far.
After many hours of walking and random chaos, they finally appeared before their destination. Civilization.
Then Kirby and Link walked into…a wall. (No…they didn't walk directly into the wall. Well…unless I make them! Mwahahaha-ahem) They stop before the city walls in front of them. (Must…run…them…into…wall...AHEM. anyways.) Kirby walked up to the sign, which was twice his height. He looked at the sign and read it out loud:
Toad Kingdom
Kirby stared and turned to Link.
Kirby: Toad Kingdom? These towns sure don't have creative names anymore.
Link just stares at Kirby and nods.
Link: Shall we go in?
Kirby nods.
So they walk into the wall (HAHA! Told ya I could make them!) and entered the Kingdom of Toad. Toad Kingdom. WHATEVER. Kirby and Link were stunned. All the buildings were…mushroom-shaped.
Kirby: I MUST be dreaming.
Link pitched Kirby.
Kirby: OW! Guess I'm not. Let's go find a place to rest. We've been walking a bit too much, and my feet are killing me.
Link pokes Kirby and points to the building with a sign of a bed hanging from it.
Kirby: Link…that's a furniture store.
Link shakes his head and slaps Kirby upside his face. Link points to the "ZzZ" bubbles above the bed.
Kirby: …Shut up.
5 minutes later, in the inn.
Kirby and Link entered the lobby. A mushroom-headed lady smiles and greets them.
Lady: Hi! Welcome, what would you like to do today, fair sirs?
Kirby pokes Link.
Kirby: Talking mushroom-heads? I MUST be dreaming for sure.
Link looks at Kirby for a couple of seconds and shakes his head. Link then turns to the lady.
Link: Yes Ma'am, I would like to rent a room for two please.
Lady:smiles: Right this way. :proceeds down a hallway:
Link: Thank you.
Kirby and Link follow the lady to the room.
In the room…Kirby and Link arrive at their room. Link gives the lady a tip and bows courteously to her, which she does the same. Kirby just nods. The lady left the room and closed the inn door.
Suddenly…
Kirby: I get top bunk:starts running for the bed:
Link: No…I DO. :also starts running for the bed:
Uhh…1 minute later…Kirby and Link are tangled on the ladder. Kirby blinked.
Kirby: Well…this isn't very comfortable. :blinks again:
5 more minutes later…
Kirby and Link are sleeping happily. Kirby is on the top bunk. Link is on the bottom bunk.
The next morning…Kirby woke up and stretched his arms. He pops his head from the top bunk to Link's bunk.
Kirby: Wakey-wakey Link! Rise and-…Link:looks around for Link:
After 5 minutes of trying to find Link, he decided, "What the hell, I'll look under the bed." He peeked under the bed, and a sword lunged out at him. Kirby narrowly avoids the attack.
Kirby: Holy crap! That almost killed me! -.-+
Kirby peeks under the bed again and sees Link holding a sword in his left hand, and sucking this thumb on his other hand. Kirby just stares.
Kirby:stares: WAKE UP!
Link's eyes shot open and he banged his head on the top bunk.
Link! My head! What the hell was that for!
Kirby: Time to wake up. It's 12 in the morning. :points to clock:
Link (muttering): Just give me 5 more minutes…
Kirby rolls his eyes. He walks out of the room and bids farewell to the lady as he leaves the building. Suddenly he hears a scream. He barely made it out to be "…my hat!". Suddenly again, Link jumps out of the window, sword drawn.
Link: No worries! Link is here!…Kirby?
Kirby: Mmphh! (GET OFF ME!) :shoves Link off:
Link: Oops. Sorry.
Kirby: Just don't land on me next time.
A small mushroom like creature ran past Kirby and Link at blazing speed, holding a hat. Kirby tried to observe the creature even better, but suddenly a short chubby man crashes into Kirby.
Kirby: OW! :dusts himself:
: Sorry. That thing took my hat and I need it back! Who are you guys?
Link: He's Kirby. I'm Link. We'll help you get your hat back. It was partly our fault that you lost it anyways.
: Thanks. My name's Mario. C'mon. He went this way. :runs off:
Kirby and Link follow.
When they catch up to the mushroom thing, known as a Goomba…Mario: All right. Hand back my hat!
Goomba: Not without a fight.
Mario: Get ready. This thing's tougher than it looks.
Battle ModeSoundtrack: Tales of Symphonia: Full Force
Link: 70/70
Mario: 30/30
Kirby: 45/45
Enemy?
Link attacks. Goomba takes 4 damage.
Mario uses Fireball. Goomba takes 15 damage.
Kirby attacks. Goomba takes 2 damage.
Goomba attacks. Link blocks the attack with his shield.
Link readies Sword Technique: Power Slice. Critical hit! Goomba takes 22 damage.
Mario is chanting a spell.
Kirby readies Star Art: Star Tap. Goomba takes 11 damage.
Technique chain+15 damage to Goomba!
Mario casts Fire Strike.
Magic intensifies! Goomba takes 30 damage.
Goomba falls to the ground.
EXP gained: 50.
End battle
The Goomba screams its last scream as it dies and drops the hat. Mario goes over to pick it up.
Mario: That's what you get for messing with us, b! does a pose
Kirby and Link also follow Mario with their own poses for victory.
Chapter 2 End.