Kirip-san: Konnichiwa! How are you everyone-nyo? Sorry for taking so long to update-nyo. I've been…busy with stuff-nyo.

(Anime-nyo!)

All right, on with what you're been waiting for-nyo!

Dejiko-chan: Good day everybody-nyo! Kirip-san can you please not steal my sentence closer-nyo?

Kirip-san: But it's so fun to say, Dejiko-chan! Nyo nyo nyo! How about I just give you credit for bringing me this beautiful word-nyo?

Dejiko-chan: starry eyes I'm popular already-nyo! I'm on the way to stardom-nyo!

Kirip-san: Hehe…


Disclaimer: Dejiko and Puchiko of Di Gi Charat are owned by Broccoli-nyo. I have no copyrights to them, although Dejiko-chan is one of my favorite characters ever-nyo! (Dejiko-chan: Aww-nyo.) And the nyo used at the end of each sentences is inspired by her use of the word-nyo!

Ok…now to really get on with the story-nyo!

Puchiko-chan: You two are weird-nyu.

As the Goomba Kirby, Mario and Link disappeared, the hat magically just dropped into Mario's hand(Hey, they just won an RPG battle, that's how easy items come-nyo.).

Mario: That is for taking my hat in the first place, you mofo! pose

Mario turns to Link and Kirby.

Mario: Thanks for helping me get back my hat! You've been a great help, unlike my useless brother!

Kirby and Link just nod to Mario.

Kirby: Grinning We are pleased to help Mario! Who is your brother anyways?

Mario: His name is Luigi.

Kirby: Luigi? You mean the Man in Green?

Mario does an anime fall, thinking "HOW DO THEY KNOW HIM INSTEAD OF ME!"

Kirby: Mario, you ok?

Link: Maybe the wind blew him over.

Kirby: It can't be…he's way too chubby to get blown down by the wind.

Mario catches this and jumps up very high towards Kirby. Kirby stares at Mario in the air in disbelief along with Link.

Mario: YOU DARE CALL ME FAT?

Kirby has a huge sweat drop on his face now.

CENSORS CENSORS CENSORS CENSORS CENSORS

Dejiko-chan: This violence is way too violent for everyone to see-nyo! We don't want the kids imitating this stuff-nyo!

Puchiko-chan: But all the kids these days want violence-nyu.

Kirip-san: Well said, Puchiko-chan.

CENSORS ARE GONE CENSORS ARE GONE CENSORS ARE GONE

Kirby is lying on the ground covered in band-aids and bruises (don't ask where the band-aids came from-nyo). Link is still staring at Mario in disbelief. Mario is just panting heavily next to Kirby.

Link: Wow, I never knew you could pull a Chuck Norris.

Mario: Luigi tells me that whenever I get angry I just pull out moves like Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.

Link: Nice.

Mario and Link walk out into the distance talking about Chuck Norris and other random things. The scene pans out. Kirby is still lying on the ground hurt and just realized Mario and Link were gone.

Kirby: HEY, I THINK YOU FORGOT SOMEONE! vein is popping

Scene change.

Kirip-san: Hey…why is there a huge flood of water just kinda swirling around-nyo?

Puchiko-chan: You're the one writing the story-nyu. Why are you asking us these questions-nyu?

Kirip-san: Oh right-nyo.

Dejiko-chan: WOW-NYO! I NEVER KNEW SOMEONE COULD CRY THAT MUCH-NYO!

Kirip-san and Puchiko-chan stare at Dejiko-chan with a HUGE sweat drop on their faces.

Link is seen crying holding a napkin to his face as Mario told his "triumphant love story" with his wife of now, Princess Peach of the Toadstool Kingdom. Kirby is desperately swimming for life in Link's tears as he tries to catch up to Mario and Link.

Kirby (with a vein popping and steam coming out of him): LINK WILL YOU GROW UP AND JUST GET YOUR OWN WIFE ALREADY!

Mario: …and that's how we got married! Great story huh?

Link blows on his handkerchief.

Link: You're so lucky! Zelda never wanted to go past first place with me! WAHHH!

Kirby: …CAN YOU STOP CRYING BEFORE I DROWN IN YOUR TEARS!

Link: But…but…I'm so sad! WAHHHHHH!

Mario: He's just jealous, Kirby.

Kirby: STOP RUBBING IT IN HIS FACE SO I'LL LIVE!

Link: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

A huge flood is seen coming towards Kirby. Kirby now has about 100 sweat drops on his face and a horrified expression. Kirby starts frantically trying to get through the flood and not drowning.

Unknown voice: WILL YOU SHUT UP ALREADY! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP IN PEACE!

Link, as loud as possible.

Link: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

The hugest flood that no man has ever seen ever starts coming towards Kirby. Kirby starts panicking even more than ever.

Kirby: GYAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Now a figure in the shape of a boy bursts through the flood and stops it completely. He somehow manages to fly over to Link and smack him with his key-shaped blade.

Link: GAH!

Link is paralyzed.

Mario: Link is in trouble! We must help him!

Kirby: Whatever…

Battle START!

TO BE CONTINUED-NYO!

CLIFFHANGER-NYO!

Dejiko-chan: Aww! Just when we were getting to the good part-nyo!

Puchiko-chan: Seems like cliffhangers are the best way to get reviews-nyu.

Kirip-san: sweat drop That's not what I was aiming for-nyo.

Dejiko-chan: That's the spirit Kirip-san! Hog the reviews-nyo!

Kirip-san: But-

Puchiko-chan: You're just as greedy as Dejiko-nyu.

Kirip-san: Uh-

Dejiko-chan: Your story is going to be really popular now-nyo!

Kirip-san: Ugh, just forget it-nyo.

Kirip-san shoots the story making a huge gap to signify end of chapter.

Chapter 3 end.