Kirip-san: Konnichiwa! How are you everyone-nyo? Let's immediately start with the next chapter in the exciting series of…

Dejiko-chan: DARK

Puchiko-chan: MATTER

Piyoko-chan: STRIKES-PYO!

Chapter 4: A "Boss" Fight

Battle START!

Currently playing: --Twilight Town Battle Music-- Kingdom Hearts II--

Piyoko suddenly jumps into the story.

Piyoko-chan: Ooh I like this song-pyo!

Dejiko-chan: Nyo…don't interfere with the story-nyo.

Dejiko drags Piyoko out of the story.

Piyoko-chan: BUT I WANT TO LISTEN TO THE SONG-PYO!

Kirip-san: ANYWAYS-NYO…

--Analyzing battlefield--

Kirby HP: 45/45

Link HP: 65/70 (Took damage from key blade swing last chapter)

Mario HP: 30/30

Mysterious boy HP: ---/---

Information: Kirby, Link, and Mario must defeat the mysterious boy!

Mario is chanting a spell.

Link is getting the attention of the enemy with Enrage!

Kirby is chanting a spell.

The mysterious boy attacks, but gets parried by Link's sword.

A cloud of dust forms around Link's boots as he starts to focus.

Kirby casts Star Defense on all allies! Defense is enhanced for all allies.

The mysterious boy attacks and hits Link for 7 points of damage.

The mysterious boy continues his attack and hits Link for 8 points of damage.

The mysterious boy continues his attack and hits Link for 11 points of damage.

Mario casts Fireball! A fireball forms and hits the mysterious boy for 17 points of damage.

Link's concentration is interrupted.

Kirby attacks with his sword and hits the mysterious boy for 8 points of damage.

Link gets annoyed at the mysterious boy for ruining his concentration and counters by hitting him with the blunt side of the blade for 6 points of damage.

Additional effect from attack: Stun.

Mario attacks with his hammer and hits the mysterious boy for 11 points of damage.

Link jumps right in front of the mysterious boy and smacks him with his shield for 3 points of damage.

Kirby readies Star Art: Star Tap. A mysterious blinding light appears after Kirby pokes the mysterious boy with his blade. The mysterious boy takes 17 points of damage.

The mysterious boy is no longer stunned.

Mario readies Hammer Tech: Power Swing. The mysterious boy takes 18 points of damage and is temporarily crippled from the swing.

Technique chain! An additional 10 damage is taken!

Link throws a bomb at the mysterious boy. The mysterious boy takes 15 points of damage and an additional 10 from the effects of the technique chain!

Latent effect activated! The mysterious boy casts Cure on himself without delay and recovers 60 HP!

Kirby sighed. "Oh boy…this is going to take a while…"

2 hours later, the group is still trying to take the mysterious boy down yet they keep ending up where they started. The camera moves over to the combatants in the battle. Everyone is fighting furiously when...

"Hey, why don't we get our status checked? I really want to know our progress. We can't see our stats from here and I want to know how far we have gotten really bad!" Kirby suddenly shouted. Link shook his head and said annoyingly, "We haven't gotten anywhere since the BEGINNING of this battle?

Kirby impatiently responded, whining, "We must've gotten somewhere! C'mon, let's analyze our status!"

"NO!" was the response from Link and Mario.

"Well you can't stop me from doing so!" Kirby immediately took out a remote-like device and hit the button that read: "Analyze status of everyone", which was met by a response of a louder "NO!" by everyone besides Kirby.

A computer voice out of nowhere was heard. Now processing status of all combatants… freezing movement of every combatant until processing is complete.

Everyone except for Kirby gave him a demonic glare. Kirby had a sweat drop on his face and smiled nervously. "Umm…oops?"

Processing is now 2 percent complete.

"For freak's sakes Kirby, did you know that processing takes a really long time? They always analyze all the un-necessary stuff first BEFORE they finish analyzing our status," Mario said through his clenched teeth.

Analyzing damage caused and recovered. Processing is now 3 percent complete.

The mysterious boy sighed and said, "Man…I'm really wasting my time with you guys. Why don't you just give up? The three of you against me is more like a one on one battle. You're not much of a challenge. If I defeat one of you, you're pretty much doomed."

"I've defeated a force that threatened my homeland over 5 times already. Why do I want to give up on a boy like you?" was the response from Link.

"Sigh…persistence, persistence," the mysterious boy responded with a sigh.

Two hours later…

Everyone is asleep standing up now, with ZzZ bubbles over their heads. The analyzing of their statuses is still NOT complete.

Analyzing velocity of attacks. Processing is now 57 percent complete.

In another dimension…

Dejiko-chan: --gets annoyed-- WHY IS THE COMPUTER SO SLOW-NYO! I'M GETTING TIRED OF WAITING FOR IT TO BE DONE PROCESSING! MEKARA-

Piyoko-chan: Onee-chan, are you really going to interfere with the story like that-pyo?

Dejiko-chan: Well the computer is taking too long-nyo! And everyone is asleep-nyo! I want to see more action-nyo! MEKARA BEAMU! --shoots a beam from her eyes at the clearly labeled "Processing Computer" above the battlefield, destroying it-- There, mission accomplished-nyo. --wipes sweat off head--

Puchiko-chan: They are still asleep-nyu.

Dejiko-chan:gets annoyed: That annoys me-nyo! WAKE UP EVERYONE-NYO! --shoots eye beams everywhere--

Piyoko and Puchiko frantically avoid the beams.

Piyoko-chan: Pyo! Watch we're you're shooting-pyo!

Kirip-san walks in.

Kirip-san: What's going on ever- --gets hit by a beam, and falls to the ground--

Dejiko-chan: NYO! SORRY KIRIP-SAN!

Puchiko-chan: You've knocked him unconscious-nyu.

Piyoko-chan: Onee-chan is evil-pyo!

Dejiko sweat drops.

--2 minutes later--

Dejiko-chan: Ahh there, the evidence is hidden-nyo.

Camera pans over to Dejiko next to a huge mound of dirt putting a flower on top.

Piyoko-chan: Onee-chan, sometimes I think you'd make a scary leader if you were to take over my gang-pyo. --sweat drop--

Puchiko-chan: Kirip-san is going to kill you when he wakes back up-nyu.

Dejiko-chan: Nah…I'm too cute to get angry at-nyo! --wink--

Puchiko-chan: Whatever-nyu.

--BACK TO THE STORY…--

Kirby, Link, and Mario are now awake thanks to Dejiko. Somehow the beams didn't hit the mysterious boy, so he is still asleep.

"Hey…why are we all charred black? And why is there smoke coming out of us?" was the first thing out of their mouths. Link immediately adjusted to the situation as he looked at the sleeping mysterious boy, and immediately said "All right, the mysterious boy is asleep, we have to hit him as hard as we can now!"

"Can we analyze our stat-" Kirby tried to respond, but was immediately interrupted by a series of "No!"s. "Oh fine…let's destroy him."

Mario starts chanting a spell.

Kirby starts to glow!

Link starts to glow!

The mysterious boy is still asleep.

Link readies Fiery Spin Attack. Link starts charging towards the enemy like a top!

The mysterious boy takes 39 points of damage!

The mysterious boy is awakened!

Kirby readies Forbidden Star Art: Star Throw. Kirby throws two stars at the mysterious boy! The mysterious boy takes 43 points of damage! The stars glow with a mysterious light! Link is engulfed in the mysterious light, still spinning!

Cooperation technique: Astral Spin! Link glows with a mysterious light and dashes through the mysterious boy with a deadly spin attack. The mysterious boy takes 58 points of damage!

Technique chain! An additional 31 damage was taken!

Mario casts Fire Pillars! The mysterious boy is engulfed in pillars of flame! The mysterious boy takes 50 points of damage and an additional 25 points of damage from the effects of the technique chain!

Mario defeats the mysterious boy.

All surviving members gain 150 experience points.

(Kirby) Surviving?

Dejiko gains 100 experience points for interfering with the battle!

(Dejiko-chan) Awesome-nyo!

(Puchiko-chan) --sweat drop--

--Battle End--

"Whew…that was a close one…sorta," Kirby said, wiping off the sweat from his head. Mario laughed and said "You were sweating." Kirby stared at Mario with a sweat drop on his head. Mario laughed again and pointed at the sweat drop on Kirby's head. Kirby slapped Mario across the face. Link took this time to apologize for initiating a fight with the mysterious boy. Kirby and Mario had no problem with the fight. Kirby thought the fight was fun anyways. Mario said likewise.

Kirby, Link, and Mario walked up to the mysterious boy that was kneeling on the ground. Link was the first to step in front of the mysterious boy and questioned, "Just who are you anyways?"

The only word that came out of the mysterious boy's mouth is "Sora." Link apologizes for the trouble he caused. Sora said he had no problem with it. "Well, I have to look for my friends now," he said after a moment of silence. "See ya!" Sora jumped into the air and glided off into the distance, singing "I believe I can Fly" in a very off-tune voice. Kirby, Link, and Mario covered their ears to shield themselves from being deafened. Five seconds later Sora smacked right into a tree. Everyone sweat drops.

"Wow…I never knew people here could fly…" Kirby said under his breath.

"What was that Kirby?" Mario questioned.

"Nothing."

"Oh, you told me you were looking for help to get back to your home planet a bit ago? I'll be glad to help, if you let me say good-bye to my wife."

"Yeah. Thanks for the help Mario!

"It's no problem. I'm getting bored anyways because me and my wife go at it like rabbits every day, and it's getting really old now. Let me tell her I'm going on a journey before we go."

"Going…at it like rabbits?" Kirby was a bit lost. Mario walked up right next to Kirby. Mario had a sweat drop on his head. "Umm…where's your ear Kirby?" Mario said. "Oh, we don't have ears, but we can hear just as if we had ears," Kirby responded. Mario stared with another sweat drop on his head. "Oh…in that case…whisper whisper…"

Kirby had a huge look of confusion on his face. "You mean you two play a game with fruits?" Mario had a look of frustration on his face. "Heh…just forget it. I'll explain it to you in detail later on." Kirby brightened up. "OK! Thanks for helping me on my journey back home!" Mario nodded at Kirby. He points North, saying "That's where my castle is. Shall we go?"

Kirby nodded to Mario. Kirby turns to Link. "Let's go Li-"Kirby said and stopped abruptly as he heard some wailing and noticed a flood coming from Link's direction towards him. Kirby and Mario had huge sweat drops. "ACK! NOT AGAIN! STOP CRYING LINK, JUST GET A WIFE ALREADY AND DON'T KILL US!" screamed Kirby, as both him and Mario are frantically running out of the flood's path of destruction.

--Chapter End--

Dejiko-chan: That was a great chapter-nyo! I even got experience points-nyo!

Puchiko-chan: Not like there's a point in having them when you're not in an actual part of the story-nyu.

Kirip-san: Whew, now I'm about to fall asleep-nyo.

Piyoko-chan: Kirip-san? You're not mad at Onee-chan for nearly killing you-pyo?

Kirip-san: How can I get mad at such a kawaii girl-nyo?

Puchiko and Piyoko with huge sweat drops on their heads stare at the grinning Dejiko who was chanting "I told you so, I told you so!"

Puchiko-chan: By the way-nyu, your strategy to get more reviews in the last chapter failed-nyu. You're lacking the humor from the other chapters-nyu.

Kirip-san: Well it just came out that way-nyo! It wasn't a strategy-nyo!

Puchiko-chan: Uh huh-nyu.

Piyoko-chan: Let's end this with a MOUTH BAZOOKA! --blasts a huge gap in the story to signify the end of the chapter--

Dejiko-chan: Next time make the gap smaller-nyo.

(A/N: Kawaii means cute in Japanese. I hope you enjoyed this chapter-nyo!)