Title: Home
Rating: M
Part: 1?
Spoilers: Home
Disclaimer: I obviously don't own Stargate Atlantis. And I don't remember the channel for the Military Channel. Also any info is from that channel.
Summary: Scene Addition/AU to Home when John showed Teyla around Earth. The M rating coming in later parts.
"And this?" Teyla asked looking curiously at the bottle John had just handed her.
"It's called beer," John replied as he sent his beer cap flying across the room and Teyla drank deeply from the bottle.
"Is all this for recreation?" Teyla asked after looking at the model.
"Yeah I got pretty much everything you can imagine," John said then began thinking about everyone he'd abandoned on Atlantis. Since he had no family on Earth everyone on Atlantis had become his family.
"What is it?" Teyla asked as she saw him deep in thought.
"I was just thinking about everyone on Atlantis,"
"I am sure they are all fine," Teyla replied as John came to stand beside her.
After another beer or two, Teyla was more or less smashed having no tolerance for the drink.
"Let's get outta here?" John said.
"Why?"
"You wantta see Earth right? It's out there,"
"I thought you want to spend time in your home visit with friends," Teyla suggested.
"There's an idea," John said just as the door bell rang.
John opens the door to reveal Mitch and Dex. But there dead…I was at their funeral…what the hell is going on here! But on the outside he revealed none of his internal thoughts and invited his supposedly 'dead' friends.
"Hi I'm Dex," the man introduced himself to Teyla.
"So who's the girl Shep?" Mitch asked nodding approvingly.
"Back off Mitch I met her on my last post," John said.
"Yeah about that where'd you go haven't heard from yeah in months?" Dex asked taking a seat in one of the chairs after grabbing a beer.
"I can't tell you it's classified," John said as Teyla and he sat down on the couch.
"So the higher ups finally letting back in the loop," Mitch asked taking a swig of beer.
"Yeah looks like they 'forgave' me for Afghanistan," John said.
"So what's your name?" Dex asked Teyla.
"Teyla Emmagan," she replied.
"Pretty name," Mitch said while Teyla blushed at the comment.
"Thank you," Teyla said accepting the compliment.
"So what did I miss, any good movies" John asked.
"Eh…not really…oh there's a good show on the Military Channel if you're interested," Dex suggested to his friend.
"Yeah," John said reaching forward to grab the remote for his television. Switching the TV on and flipped to channel 153.
"Next on the Military Channel is America's Forces," the announcer said and on came an Apache Helicopter.
"Brings back memories doesn't Shep," Dex said which provoked John's memory of when his friends copter exploded.
"Yeah," was all that John said.
"Is this the machine you told me about?" Teyla asked watching intently at all the images being displayed across the TV.
"Just about everything yeah see flying there I've probably flown it," John said sliding his arm around her shoulders pulling her closer while giving her a reassuring smile to calm her.
"How many years have you been in your military?" Teyla asked not caring that there were people in the room that didn't know she was from another world.
"Many," John said simply.
"How many though?" Teyla asked again.
"I think a little more then ten years and in that time I've all over this planet," John said taking a swig from his beer bottle.
"Shep ya know what we should do?" Dex asked.
"God do I even want to know?" John said remembering a lot of the situations his friend had gotten him into.
"We should have a party while your still here," Dex said heading for the phone.
"No Dex I remember the last party you threw. The General nearly took our wings for that," John said smiling finally remembering a happier memory of his friends.
"Fine let's at least order some pizza," Dex said getting the phone book out and dialed the pizza place.
"How many should we order?" Dex called out from the counter.
"I don't know let's say three," John yelled back after getting the approval from Mitch and Teyla.
"Size?"
"16 inch sounds good," John said.
"Should be ready in a half hour," Dex said returning to his previous seat.
"While you're out you should grab some more beer," Mitch said and Teyla perked up at getting more of the drink.
"I think you've had enough Teyla," John said.
"What do you mean?" Teyla asked in a playful voice while smiling at the man before her.
"You're already drunk you aren't used to the stuff like we are Teyla," John said seeing the way she was eye balling him.
TBC
A/N: I was watching Home again and I just had to start this. I'm working on three fics right now so I don't exactly when I'll finish this.