A/N: Woohoo! That was a fun chapter to write, it's almost like I'm addicted to writing this story. OO

SessandInubros: Glad you like it, what you said inspired me to do something when they visit the Magic Kingdom. Muahahaha. >:D

Moose2828: Why thankum. :D

Sin of Otaku: I stay at OKW every summer, and we pass by POR and POFQ on the bus to different parks… but I've never stayed there. I was just there last week too! How cool. I did see someone with a red FMA sweatshirt tied around their waist at MGM Studios.

On with the show!

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Roy Mustang walked past a model ship to the check-in desk. On the wall behind it was a mural of a fewKey West-stylehomes and the azure ocean in the background.

"Hello, welcome toDisney's Old Key WestResort! How can I help you, sir?" a young woman with blonde hair and a fair complexion asked.

"My name is Roy Mustang, and I'm checkingin for Eastern Command in Amestris."

She cocked her head and smiled amusedly. "Amestris? I've never heard of the place, where is it?"

"In Amestris," Roy replied blandly.

"Um, well, that's good enough information for me. Let's see... M, M, M," she ran her finger down the list on the computer screen. "Ah! Here we go! Mustang, Raymond," she said joyfully.

Mustang blushed slightly and lookedawayhalf angrily, half abashedly at the use of his real first name.

"Well, Raym- I mean Roy, now that we found you, you must show us identification and we must go through more security protocol. This may take a little while..."

Roy sighed.

Ed walked down the simulated boardwalk on his way to the pool. He noted carefully the faux but convincing tropical ambiance and the "ocean" with a few boats and a bridge. There were a few restaurants; a fairly-sized restaurant called Olivia's and a little bar called The Gurgling Suitcase.

He finally reached the pool and stripped down to onlyhis swim trunks. Winry spotted him and waved happily.

"Hey, Ed!" She yelled happily. He smiled and waved back. He couldn't swim because of his automail, but he was happy to catch a few rays on a chair, despite the stares of passersby.

Right as he was getting comfortable, a tall dark man towered above him.

"Hey, that was my chair, shorty."

Ed twitched angrily then leapt to his feet.

"WHO'RE YOU CALLING SMALLER THAN A PEANUT!" he screamed rather publicly. Nearly everyone in a fifty-foot radius' head turned.

The man backed up a few feet, startled. "Woah, woah, dude. Can I just have my chair back?"

Ed muttered unintelligible curses under his breath and walked to the next empty seat, a dozen or so yards away. After he had cooled off from the insulting man, he nodded off to sleep to the soothing beat of the steel drums.

Not for long.

"Fullmetal, our room's ready. Get up."

"Ehhhh…? Okay…" Ed groaned drunkenly. He got up slowly and followed Roy to a row of pink Key West-style buildings, all with little signs and four-digit numbers.

"Our villa number is… 3964." Roy said, looking at one of the many papers the woman at the check in desk gave him.

They walked up a flight of stairs, and to a door. Roy inserted the key card and it unlocked with a little green light and a click.

He opened the door to a island-style television room with hardwood floors and wicker furniture. There was a gracefully-crafted staircase, leading up to the upstairs bedrooms and bathrooms. He took a few steps and noted the kitchen with oak wood cabinets.

Riza Hawkeye walked up to him. It was the first time Ed had seen her not in uniform, she was wearing a sky blue tank top and forest brown capris.

"Everyone, gather 'round," she ordered.

Immediately obeying the lieutenant, everyone formed into a group around her, listening intently.

"Hey, where's Al!" Ed questioned angrily.

"Well, Colonel Mustang thought would be somewhat… awkward to have a suit of armor walking around all the parks, so he is staying with Auntie Pinako," answered Winry.

"Plus he couldn't fit into the cars of Space Mountain for his life," Roy said curtly. Edward glared at him.

Riza cleared her throat and continued.

"As I was saying, tomorrow, we're going to the Magic Kingdom, the next day to MGM Studios, then Epcot, then for our last day we're going to the Animal Kingdom. We're going to ride each, and every, attraction, despite if you want to or not. Got it?"

"Leave it to Hawkeye to make Disney World seem like business," Ed whispered in Winry's ear.

"Heard that, kiddo." Riza said, glowering at Ed. "And here are your room assignments.

Winry: downstairs bedroom. Colonel: Either upstairs bedroom. Ed," she lifted her eyes from the paper and looked at the boy. He gulped. "Couch."

Ed groaned and threw his suitcase on the couch. "Fine, fine."

After everyone left to their rooms, Ed pulled out the couch bed and accidentally caught his hand in one part.

"OW!" he yelped, then looked heatedly at his throbbing hand.

He finally managed to pull the bed out completely and cover it messily with some extra blankets in the closet. He turned on the television, and an overzealous girl popped on screen.

"Hi! I'm Stacy and we're going to do the Top 7 Must Sees at Walt Disney World! It's gonna be a fun fun fun countdown, so don't go away!"

Ed would have normally stopped watching, but Stacy wasn't too hard on the eyes.

The show started with a creepy-looking circus show called La Nouba, then moved on to the different parks, showing a crazy-looking mining train, a space themed roller coaster, and a log with people on it. In another park was what looked like a really fast limousine going past signs and through doughnuts, then there is a tall place called the Hollywood Tower Hotel in which your elevator makes you go up and down really fast. The show ended with a tall mountain and Stacy couldn't keep talking about something called a "yeti".

'Welcome to the funny farm.' Ed thought sarcastically. He turned off the television and went to sleep.

Woot! That was fun to write… I cannot wait to torment the characters on all of my favorite rides… heeheehee.

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-Yours Falsely