Chapter 5: Love chaos

A week has gone by and no such luck in finding a cure. The kids of Lazytown, plus adults but Usa, are too busy with each other to care about playing or doing their work or anything. Usa, Robbie, Evila, and Sportacus are the only ones not affected by the rock and this gets Usa worried. She knows that the full moon is only two weeks away and that her power is starting to weaken. To make matters worse, Sportacus won't leave her the hell alone.

Robbie and Evila are celebrating their outstanding victory. With cakes and drinks and party stuff all around for this very occasion. Evila then states that soon, she will be able to obtain the key to that reality and Robbie will rule over Lazytown once again. The two dance with joy and glee and they chow down on sweet and treats. To them, this was the best idea ever.

"This was your most brilliant idea ever," Robbie laughs. "I'm so glad to be related to a demon."

"The best part about this idea is that all of them will forget that Sportacus even existed," Evila cheers. "Soon, Lazytown will be yours and the key will belong to my master."

"But one problem, though," Robbie says in a serious voice. "That Usagi girl isn't affected by it. Why is that?"

"She must already be in love," Evila growls then grins. "No matter. Her powers are weakening. Give it a few days or so and the stupid girl will be as weak as a fruit fly. I'm sure of it."

"Wonderful," Robbie cheers.

Meanwhile, Usa is trying to get a hold of Laverna but something seems to be blocking connection. She then hears a knock at her door and once she opens it, she slams it shut again, knowing who is there.

"Go away," Usa shouts. "Leave me alone."

"We have a crisis at hand," Sportacus's voice is heard through the door. "No one seems to remember who I am anymore."

"Well DUH!" Usa says. "One, they're too busy sucking face. Second, you're obsessed with me. That isn't like you at all. Now bug off."

"I'm serious, Usa," Sportacus says. "They have no memory of me at all."

"First off, it's Lady Usagi," Usa swings the door open with a very pissed off look on her face. "Second off, I don't care. I could careless. In fact. I have no sympathy for you. I'm a heartless bitch. I know. It came with the body. Now get lost."

"Fine," Sportacus lowly says and starts to walk away. "A friend once told me, 'to be forgotten is worse than death.' Well I can think of one person who is much worse than that. I guess having someone back-stab you is worse than anything. But you wouldn't understand."

"I hate you," Usa grinds her teeth. "Making me feel bad for yelling at you. Well guess what. It worked. I do understand the whole situation. Being back-stabbed is worse than anything but pissing me off makes it worse. Now let's find out what the crisis is."

"I told you already," Sportacus glares at her. "They have no memory of me at all. Weren't you listening?"

"Obviously not," Usa grins. "I never pay attention to anything. Let's go."

"Right."

The two head off to find the kids and the first one they come across is Ziggy. He is busy petting a lollipop until he spots Usa and Sportacus. He waves happily to the two and continues to pet the lollipop. Usa grunts a bit and uses her baseball bat to knock Ziggy out. They, then, find Trixie and Stingy playing cards with Pixel and Stephanie. Once again, Usa uses her bat to knock them out. Finally, Usa uses the bat to knock Bessie and Milford out and Usa prays that the 'Little Slugger' technique worked.

Sportacus wonders why Usa knocked everyone out then watches her completely destroy every tiny piece of the space rock. Usa sighs a bit, sits down, and begins drawing again, waiting to see if her actions was right on target. "Why did you hit everyone?" Sportacus asks as he sits down.

"Wanted to see if a good whack to the head would make them snap out of it," Usa says, still drawing. "Since I can't get a hold of Laverna, that is my only best bet."

"I see," Sportacus nods his head a bit. "So why do you hate me so much?"

"It's not that I hate you," Usa says as she continues to draw. "I honestly don't. But I hate it when you hover over me. It is irritating."

"Sorry about that," Sportacus kind of laughs. "What are you doing?"

"Drawing," Usa says. "I've been having this urge to draw lately. Something just made me want to draw so suddenly. I think it started around the same time that rock-…"

"What is it?"

"That's it," Usa stands. "Someone in this town has some sort of control over this love sickness. Who is the one we haven't seen in days since that space junk appeared?"

"Robbie Rotten. Why?"

"He has a connection to it. He must know someone who specializes in special demon stones. We have to find him."

"Why should we do that?"

"So I can kick his ass. Let's go."

With that, Usa grabs a hold of Sportacus's arm and drags him with her to find Robbie. Meanwhile, in Robbie's underground home, alarms start to sound and this disturbs Robbie and Evila's celebration. Robbie checks his little submarine-like telescope thing and spots Usa and Sportacus on their way there. He panics as he tries to tell Evila that they are on their way. Evila growls with anger and heads on up top and stops Usa and Sportacus from going any further. Usa glares at Evila for a bit as she tightens her grip, practically cutting off circulation to Sportacus's hand.

"Who are you?" Usa demands.

"The name's Evila Rod," Evila rudely says. "What do you want?"

"Are you the one who is controlling this love sickness?" Usa asks with anger.

"So what if I am," Evila laughs. "It's not like you can stop me. Besides. It probably started taking affect on you as well."

"Foolish girl," Usa growls. "I am not affected by this stupid shit. Any demon would know that. Why are you doing this?"

"Master wants the key," Evila grins. "And the key he will get."

"Over my dead body," Usa's eyes turn red.

"Oh my," Evila chuckles. "I angered the angel of death. Oh my. What is a poor little demon to do? I know. Kill you."

"She's a demon?" Sportacus stares then tries to free himself of Usa's grasp.

"Afraid so," Usa says, letting him go and he falls backwards. "This bitch is going to die."

Evila laughs after hearing what Usa said and forces Usa back against a tree. She then forms a sword in her hands and holds the tip of it to Usa's neck, smirking with evil. Robbie, on the other hand, jumps with a bit of joy and watches with excitement, waiting to see what will happen next. Evila laughs with evil, raises the sword into the air and swings down. Sportacus cringes a bit, afraid to see what happen then looks to find Usa behind Evila, back-to-back. Evila is shocked by this and then tries to go after Usa again, failing once more.

"What are you?" Evila demands.

"You already know," Usa smirks and forces her left hand through Evila's chest. "Never fuck with the angel of death."

"No…"

With that, a staff, with a circle, crescent moon, and a star put together on the top, forms in Usa's hands and Usa jumps back, readying herself for an attack. Evila drops to her knees with blood trickling down her body and she is coughing up blood. Robbie is horrified by the sight and turns around to throw up. Sportacus is just amazed by the sight.

"Now you shall feel my wrath," Usa shouts, holding the staff into the air. "This is a trick I learned from Krystal."

"Help…me…" Evila coughs up more blood, ignoring what Usa said.

Everything turns dark and the symbol on the top of Usa's staff begins to glow red. She spins it about a bit then aims it at Evila, shouting, "Death, rebirth, REVELATION!" A beam of light shoots out from the staff and completely destroys Evila's body. The moment everything reverts to light, in place of Evila is a little girl with huge green eyes and long blonde hair in a green Japanese school uniform. Robbie appears from nowhere, takes the little girl, and runs off again. Usa faints from exhaustion and her body slightly changes. Sportacus wonders what happened.