The Invisible Red Monster

Note: I'm sooooooooooo sorry I haven't updated in...about a year! I've lost most interest in Inuyasha...too repetitive. So I wanted to end the story, at least. This will (probably) be the last Chapter.

The bushes moved. Sango was awake by now, and...about 5 miles away. And staring at the crazy walking bush.

'I feel... like... I NEED TO POKE IT!' Sango thought.

So she ran up to the bush, but changed her mind at the last second.

'Screw poking it,' she thought. 'I shall TACKLE IT!'

So she did just that.

Just in time, a little green elfie goblin like thingy jumped out of the bush.

"ARE YOU MAD!" It screamed. "YOU COULD'VE KILLED ELMO!"

This worried (and confused) Sango to such an extent, that she ran. FAST.

"THIS WON'T BE THE END OF ME!" The thing screamed.

And Sango ran faster.

Ten Miles Away

Sango stopped to catch her breath. She had been running for ten miles, she REALLY needed to. She looked back. All she saw was a bush. Running towards her.

'GOD DAMMIT!'

She was off and running again.

Ten Miles Back

The little...thing...(we shall call it a goelfit), sat there thinking. He should kill that girl, he lost his beautiful walking bush because of her. She must DIE. He laughed evilly.

Wherever the Heck Sesshy Is

Sesshoumaru was sitting, thinking, and wondering why a duck was sleeping on him, when he heard a noise. Two noises, actually. One sounded like a scream, one sounded like.. evil laughter. But they were coming from two different spots.

'I should go...kill the person who's screaming. They interrupted my beauty sleep.' He pouted. 'but I can't wake my duckie friend. She...or He...is too CUTTTEEE!'

He heard the two things again, but now, they were right beside each other...and...RIGHT THERE!

'OH SH-'

POW.

Sangos POV

'argh...I just ran over SESSHY-SAMA!' Sango cursed at herself in her mind. She would help him, but first she had to get this thing off her tail.

She decided the best way to do that would be to run in circles and scream like a moron.

This, of course, attracted attention. Of the...somewhat good kind.

Two things happened at once.

Shiori jumped out of a randomly placed (and walking) bush and toasted our little green friend, and watched him FRY. And fry, he did. Shiori grabbed out some marshmallows, and sat down.

Two feet away, Sango was getting brutally mauled by a duck. But either no one noticed, or they found it amusing and let it continue.

Shiori swore she heard a weird noise coming out of her beautiful fire. All of the sudden, she up and ran. Really FAST. AWAY.

Tick...

Tick...

Tick...

TICK...

TICK!

The ticker was getting impatient; no one else was noticing it!

Tick...!

TICK!

TICKKKKKKKKKKK!

'eh, screw it,' it thought.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Shiori laughed evilly. She knew, and she lived.

But, because everyone died, she had no point in living. It's not as much fun to torch, dead, exploded people. So she ran and jumped off a cliff.

THE END

...I think.

I'm sorry people, but I just have trouble writing this. I may write more later, but I hope this is enough for now.

Please, Review! If I get 10 more reviews (from different people) I'll write another chapter! Promise!

...and the chapter title is stupid. Deal with it.