"First word: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis" -Thedarknessneverleaves

I mean… if you say so? This is an old request lmao sorry it took so long to get to. I fudged it a little but hopefully it meets your expectations.

"Pneumono-ultra-microscope… pneumonia- pneumonomicrosilico- this isn't worth it." Kirishima groaned, burying his face in his arms.

"If you fu- bloody paid attention in class and got English through your thick skull you wouldn't need to do this," Bakugou grunted as a certain green bean pulled on his ear. Izuku, who had previously been sitting in the older boy's lap, was attempting to climb over Bakugou's shoulder onto the couch. "Don't give up now. Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis."

"Pneumonoultramicre- microscopic-silicon… pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicoconiosis," Kirishima frowned. "That didn't sound quite right."

"You forgot the volcano part."

"New-moo-ltra," Izuku bubbled, pulling the right side of Bakugou's shirt down low.

"How am I supposed to spell this in front of the entire class tomorrow?!" Kirishima cried. "I can't even say it correctly."

"Sh- Crappy Hair, you almost had- ow- it that last time. Go slow." Bakugou grabbed Izuku's hand and tried to pull it away from his hair. Izuku whined and held tighter, little fist turning white. Bakugou braced his other hand on the side of his head and harshly tugged Izuku's hand away. Izuku let out a scream, smacking his now free hand on Bakugou's shoulder. He quieted down with a look from Bakugou.

"Pneu-mono-ultra-microscope - microscopic - silico-volcanic-con-eye-o-sis," Kirishima said slowly.

"Coniosis," Bakugou said.

"Coniosis," Kirishima repeated.

"Conononosis," Izuku giggled.

"Pneumono-microscopic-silico-volcano-conisos," Kirishima muttered.

"Faster," Bakugou ordered.

"Pneumonomicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis," Kirishima said louder, "pneumonomicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, pneumonomicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis."

"Pneumunumunumusis," Izuku said.

"You can do better than that, Deku," Bakugou said. "Pneumonomicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis."

"Pneumunumusis," Izuku repeated, face screwed up in concerntration.

"Repeat after me: pneumono." Bakugou gestured for Izuku to speak.

"Pneumono."

"Microscopic."

"Micrisisis."

"No, microscopic."

"Microsisispic."

"Close enough," Bakugou sighed. "Silico."

"Silico."

"Volcano."

"Volcano."

"Coniosis."

"Consistis."

"Put it all together, nerd. Pneumonomicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis."

"Pneumonomicrosisisilionis," Izuku laughed.

Kirishima scribbled something on the notebook in front of him. He turned the book to show Bakugou what he wrote. "Is this right?"

Bakugou stared for a moment. "Your p's are backwards and you forgot to dot your i's."

Kirishima sighed and started writing again. All of this for a few points of extra credit.

I can spell pneumonomicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis now. There wasn't a single copy-paste in this chapter and… well, I have a neat party trick now.

Appreciate you all! ~BP