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…that alone cracks me up. I can't wait to put this up…so cUtXsAdXdIeDiEdIe will have to wait.
By the way, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer insists on saying hi. She is sitting right next to me.
Sorry if I disappointed you. I thought this was funnier than the actual chapter. I have a new fad. Taking fics and running them through babelfish. W00t.