I got a new winamp skin, and I can't stop staring at it. IT IS SOO KAWAII! Kenshin and Karou are sleeping together and it just so damn kawaii!

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Chapter 7- men are annoying

Last time

"Did he do any thing to you?"

"No!"

"Hmm…" Miroku thought, "She said that to fast, he must have."

"Well, I wouldn't go near him. Wolf youkai are especially possessive. With Inu around, they might try to kill each other."

"They already did."

"Oh."

Now

Kouga strutted up to Kagome and looked at her intently.

"'Oi! Kago- Kami, what is that smell? You smell like…that puppy! What did you do? Sleep with him?"

"Oh…a…" Kagome stuttered, "What am I going to say? It's true, I did!"

"We took him to school today since his brother ditched him. He sat in the back of the car with Kags."

"Oh, yeah…"

"Humph, well Kagome, I don't want you around mutt-face."

"Kouga, I can be around any one I like. But I certainly don't want you around, go away wolf boy."

"What did you call me?"

"Go away wolf boy."

Ouch.

Kouga walked away with his chin up. He had way too much ego for that to hurt him. She thought he had just as much ego as Inuyasha, if he got in a situation that is.

"Way to tell him off Kagome."

"Yeah."

"I wish I could tell a certain houshi off like that…" Sango mumbled as Miroku caressed her rear.

"Oh that hurt."

"It should."

"Cut it out love birds, we gotta finish the damn poetry thing…"

"Okay." They both moped.

(&$#! The next class…

"Class, please take notes on the following information from the book." Teacher ordered as she passed out several sheets of paper to the students.

"Gah…so much work."

"I need help…"

"I will help you Kagome." Kouga said, out of nowhere.

"I don't need your help."

"I will help you any way."

"You heard Kagome, she doesn't want your help. She probably wants the half breed's."

Kagome looked behind her to see Hojo was the one that coughed up the last comment.

"What do you want, lover boy?" Kagome was trying to restrain her laughter. Jakotsu was hanging all over him. Jakotsu, as every one knew, was gay.

"So Kagome, I never got to ask you about that replacement date, how was he?"

"Buzz off, he only did to be nice, after scaring off a terrible date."

Inuyasha's ears slightly shifted to further listen to the conversation.

"I heard you kissed Inuyasha in the car, did you?" Jakotsu eagerly asked.

"She certainly did. I watched her as I got up."

"What! You watched!" Kagome blushed immensely.

"Oh ho ho ho! So how was he? What did he taste like?" a girl had asked, getting her self in the conversation. It was Ayame, she slid her chair close to Kouga top listen on to Kagome for a response.

"What are you talking—"

"You bitch! I knew there was something going on between you two!"

She croaked her head and found herself facing Kikyo.

"What's it to you?"

"What!" she said, alarmed by Kagome talking back. "It must be her friends…"

"You heard me. I'm starting to think you're a lesbo, or a liar. I'm not sure yet. I heard you were screwing people while you were dating Inuyasha."

"What makes you say that? I would never turn on Inuyasha!" Kikyo wailed, almost hesitant.

"Well, from an extremely reliable source I heard it. But I haven't heard any guys bragging, unless they were ashamed for stooping so low as to fuck you."

"I never! I love Inuyasha with all my heart! You're brain washing him into thinking that! That's why he went out with you!"

"That's not true, he beat Hojo up, and felt bad for me! He was probably just wasting the day because he said he had nothing better to do."

"Kagome, that's a damn lie!" Inuyasha shouted, offended that Kagome would think that. "I went out with you be cause I—"

Inuyasha stopped in mid-sentence, and started to blush. Every one looked at him expectantly for the rest of the sentence.

"Cause you what?" Kikyo growled, glaring at Kagome a moment to imagine a knife through her.

Kagome started blushing at her thoughts, "Because he wanted to maybe?"

"I wanted to go to the mall! Girls follow me around trying to flirt and stuff, I was simply using her as a shield—" Inuyasha instant felt a dangerous present in the room. He looked over Kagome. There seem to be a giant evil aura surrounding her; she looked really irked.

"A—shield?" Kagome's eye twitched, "A shield? Why didn't you just get Kikyo to do it? She could probably kill people with her stare!"

At this point, they had gathered quite a large crowd. Many people were backing away from Kagome though.

"Kagome! I didn't mean it that way, I—" Before Inuyasha could get the rest of the sentence out, she had picked up a chair and hit him in the head. She simply walked away like nothing happened afterward.

"Kagome! Wait!" Kouga followed her out the door into the deserted hallway.

"Awe, why does Kouga always like the weird girls…?" Ayame pouted, and then started to work on sheet like nothing happened. The rest of the crowd followed Ayame's example, and once again worked on their sheets. Lucky for them, the teacher in biology was a nut case, and paid no mind to what happened to Inuyasha. Poor him.

"Kagome, see what I mean? That stupid mutt-face isn't fit to be with you. Why won't you be with me? When we get out of high school, you and I could produce some amazing pups you know…"

"Hypocrite! You're saying Inuyasha isn't good enough for me while if you and I had pups, they would be hanyous just like Inuyasha!" Kagome pushed Kouga away; he was consistently getting closer.

This didn't stop him though; he pushed Kagome against the wall. He started to slip his hand up her skirt.

"You creep get off—" Kagome was saying, when he abruptly pressed his lips against her to shut her up. He pushed her further by sliding his hand up her shirt. He started undo her bra and fondled her breasts as he slid his tongue further into her mouth. A tear slid down her cheek.

In the room?

Inuyasha sat in self-pity of what he said, when suddenly a familiar scent caught his nose.

"Miroku, is it just me, or is there a salty scent in the air."

"It must be you, I don't smell any thing."

"Some one's crying, I smell it." Ayame murmured while working on her sheet.

"Oh shit…Kagome!"

"INUYASHA!" A scream called from the hall.

Inuyasha darted to the door as fast as he could and opened it to find Kouga pinning Kagome to the wall.

"YOU BASTARD, GET OFF KAGOME!"

"Awe, mutt-face ruined our fun, don't you think Kags?"

"NO!" Kagome yelled, kneeing him in the crotch.

"You wench!" Kouga yelped in pained.

"Oh Kouga!" a voice called from the open door, containing many students watching.

"Are you okay?"

"I guess."

"He didn't hurt you, did he?"

"No, I'm fine. I just rather not have a wolf tongue down throat."

Inuyasha wrapped his arms Kagome and embraced her.

"That bastard! He ripped your shirt!" Inuyasha said, glancing at her bare back. Kagome froze.

"That's not the only thing he ripped…" Sounding completely disturbed.

"What's wrong?"

"He ripped my, a…"

"What?"

"Panties…" she whispered, hoping not to catch attention.

"WHAT!" Inuyasha's face went completely red. He realized that his hand was already residing on her butt. "Her skirt already shows her panties off when she walks fast, this isn't good…"

"I some extra in my locker…I could go get them."

"Take Ayame."

"Why?"

"Just do it."

Kagome nodded, and Inuyasha motioned Ayame to come over. "Walk behind, and make sure nothing is revealed. Kouga ruined her underwear…" Ayame nodded and walked away.

"You sicko, trying to take advantage of Kagome." Inuyasha stood over Kouga. He instantly picked Kouga up by his shirt collar. All Kouga did was grin.

"You gonna do something about it?"

"Yeah, I am." Inuyasha punched him square in the nose. Every one winced as they heard Kouga's nose break. Kouga started to counter by kicking, he knocked Inuyasha off his feet. Every one watched as he tumbled to ground. Kouga stood up and used his thumb to push his nose back into place. He was about to kick Inuyasha again, when Inuyasha jumped up and tackled Kouga head on.

Both guys fell to the ground as a crowd formed around their fighting. Kids from other classes were starting to surround also. The teachers were struggling to get in and stop the fight.

The students watched in their amazement that a teacher had made it through. It was a pudgy tiny old mad that looked like he had a carrot for a nose.

"Now you rascal boys, you stop!" He ordered. He attempted to get in the fight, but failed miserably as the boys just threw him out of the way like a piece of trash. A/N: Yes, yes, it is Myouga; I made him bigger so it was possible to even use him…

"I'm gonna throw you down so hard, Kagome is going to be even more ashamed to see you! You damn puppy hanyou!"

"Oh like she isn't enough ashamed of you! AND DON'T CALL ME PUPPY, YOU FLEE BITTEN WOLF!"

"AT LEAST THE FLEAS AREN'T ASHAMED TO DRINK MY BLOOD, HALF BREED!"

"Stop fighting this instance!" a voice called. A moment later, they both received hit in the head with rulers.

"M-Mrs. Ts—tsubaki?" The to boys stuttered. She was the most feared teacher through out the entire school.

"I wish you boys to stop fighting right this instance!"

Kouga and Inuyasha both stepped away each other as far as possible. Mrs. Tsubaki was not a teacher to mess with. She put her student in detention longer than any other teacher had ever done at that school. She was even known beyond other high schools.

"I want you two to get up and go to my office. It is only the second week of school, and there is a fight. Tsk-tsk."

The two got up and followed the long silver flowing hair to her office.

"How much trouble do you think they're in?" a voice spoke from the crowd out side.

"I dunno…" another replied.

"In your classes, now!" Mrs. Tsubaki ordered from inside her office.

She sat down in her chair behind the desk, and started taking notes on a paper. The boys had sat down, and started to fidget nervously in the chairs. They both felt stupid, and wish that they had stopped when Mr. Myouga ordered them.

"This is stupid mutt-face, it's your fault…" Kouga whispered, making sure Mrs. Tsubaki wasn't paying attention.

"No, you're the one trying to rape Kagome in the middle of the hall way." Inuyasha said this a little louder, hoping it would catch her attention. It precisely did what he wanted.

"You tried to rape another student, Kouga Ookami?"

"Uh well…no…"

"You're lying!" Inuyasha protested, "I watched you!"

"Tell the truth boy." She demanded. Kouga looked in her eyes, which he highly regretted.

"Yes…" he said, almost automatically. "I touched Kagome Higurashi of room 6, grade 10."

"Good, thank you for admitting."

Inuyasha was paralyzed in shock. Kouga just admitted to something he would normally protested, probably saying things like 'she loves me', or 'it was her choice'.

"Now, who started the fight?"

"Uh, well…" Inuyasha hesitated. He dared not look in her eyes. "Her eyes do something…scary."

"Inuyasha did." Kouga droned.

"So? What of it? I did, he was hurting Kagome."

"So you say it was defense?" Mrs. Tsubaki mused, twirling the pen around her finger that she was previously writing with.

"Yes, of my friend."

"It's not like she's your girlfriend! I can touch her if I want!" Kouga yelled, releasing anger. The spell had worn off him.

"That's not the point! She didn't want you touching her! I don't care who she is with!" Inuyasha yelled back. "Wait, that's a lie…"

"So why did you fight?"

"I was protecting her! She is my closest friend!" A/N: LIE! ALL LIES! YOU LOOOOOVERS! Inuyasha immediately blushed after saying that. He started to think about the past 5 days.

"Well, it's nice you care Inuyasha," Mrs. Tsubaki mused, "But please, in the future, tell an adult."

"Fine…" Inuyasha grumbled. "Like I'll do that…"

"Okay, well, now that we have that settled, I am letting you off the hook. You are obviously just two youkai in heat for the same woman. And it is the second week of school." Tsubaki chuckled. "Dismiss."

The boys just stared in disbelief that she would ever say something like that. They finally resumed back to reality, and left the office.

"You might wanna clean that bite mark." Inuyasha said dumbfounded.

"Yeah, that scratch will leave a scar if you don't treat it." Kouga replied, just as stupidly.

They decided to go to the clinic, and then back to class, never saying another word…

"So, what did she say?"

"Are guys in trouble?"

"Will you be expelled?"

Questions swarmed the hanyou and youkai boys. They just sat and worked on their sheets. They stepped away, but started small chatter around the room.

Inuyasha looked around the room and noticed that Kagome had returned. She gazed over at him and smiled. "Maybe I should go see what happened?"

"Inuyasha, what happened?" Kikyo said, beating Kagome.

"Known of your business."

"Awe, but Inuyasha! You should tell your girlfriend." Kikyo begged. Inuyasha just looked really aggravated. It was like everyone but her could see it. "Maybe…"

"Oh Kikyo, you are absolutely right." Inuyasha grinned, Kagome caught him winking at her, and wondered what he was up to. "Oh Kagome sweet-ness. I wanna tell you what happened."

"INUYASHA! WHAT IN THE SEVEN HELLS KINDA GAME ARE YOU PLAYING!" Kagome mentally screamed, but on the out side, she just smiled and walked over.

"Yes? What ever happened?"

The large crowd that was surrounding them, thinned out. Kikyo was so infuriated, that any one could have felt her evil aura. Her eye twitched slightly. A few people her laughing hysterically in the background, which included Miroku, Hojo, and Jakotsu.

"I got detention and a referral."

"Oh my dear baby-Inu…" She bent down and gave a smothering hug, and kissed him on the cheek. "I'll make it all better."

By now, everyone could tell it was an act, except for two people: Kouga and Kikyo. All the girls were gossiping and the boys were laughing.

In that moment, the highly awaited bell had finally ringed, and the people evacuated the biology class with glee. Today was so much fun…

A/N: HA HA HA HA! THAT FUN! I like just had to do that, Kikyo bashing, little Hojo, and Kouga bashing. All so much fun to write about. Hope you loved it!

I already finished reading HP in like 2 days. Just had to say it.

Mia-san in and out!