Wow, I really have nothing to say.

Chapter 9- Running in water

Last time

"Kagome do you wanna—" Sango turned around to talk to her, but saw that she vanished.

"Inuyasha, wasn't she just next to you?"

"WHAT!" he looked next to him. "OH MY KAMI! SHE'S GONE!" He started panicking.

"Inuyasha, calm down! Smell her out." Miroku recommended.

"I can't! She all wet, it covers her scent!"

"Oh, well, I'm sure we will find her."

This time

"Feh." Was all Inuyasha said, trying to cover up how panicked he was.

"Let's just go, come on San—" Miroku paused, swirling around to see Sango and vanished just as quickly as Kagome.

"Crap! They're both gone!"

"Great…" Inuyasha said sarcastically.

"Well, I am sure we will find them. They can't be to far off."

"Fine…let's go."

The guys walked around the area, finding no sign of either girl. Inuyasha kept cussing, and Miroku was busy being distracted by the assortment of women around him.

Off in a near by bathroom…

"HA HA HA!" Kagome laughed in a nearby stall, hiding from the boys eagerly searching for them. Sango giggled a little with her.

"Kagome, you should have seen how distressed Inuyasha was when you disappeared!"

"I'm sorry I missed it! Miroku looked funny though! I saw him when whirled around!"

"Yeah! I know! So, what do you want to do while we freak them out?"

"Hmmm Lazy River?"

"Ingenious. Hide in plain sight."

"Yerp, always is fun! I hope we find Rin, Kaede and Souten!"

"Yeah, the girls are pulling fast ones on the guys."

They walked out checking to see if the boys were around. Seeing know one around they knew, they walked out in pursuit of the other girls. They came across Rin first. They almost gave them selves away from laughing at how mad Sesshoumaru. He was storming around, glaring at every person that stared.

After that, they found Kaede and Souten. They all giggled when Shippou kept saying Kohaku was being too worried because he liked Kaede. And Kohaku would protest saying that Shippou loved Souten. They were highly amused all the stuttering.

They decided that was enough eavesdropping, and went to the river to relax. It was the girls' turn to interrogate each other.

"So Kagome, how much do you Inuyasha?"

"Ah…well, h-he's a nice f-friend…" Kagome stuttered her lie.

"Sure…" Sango said, rolling her eyes. "I'm sure you just stare at him for the fun of it…"

"What ever! You practically glue your eyes to Miroku!"

"W-what? I am j-just making sure that h-he isn't groping the other g-girls…"

"You sure sound jealous Sango-chan." Rin interject, floating lightly on her inner tube.

Sango thought, trying to get back at Rin. Course, she had no reason to deny her feelings for Sesshoumaru.

"Rin, would you marry Sesshoumaru if he asked you?"

"What? Why would you ask? Is he going to? OF COURSE I WOULD SAY YES!"

"Calm down Rin! I was just wondering, I don't know if he going to ask!"

"Oh…" she replied sheepishly.

"Kaede, do you like my brother?"

"Oh…well…Yes."

"I KNEW IT! YOU GUYS ARE SO ADORABLE!" Sango wailed, while Kaede blushed. "To bad she's related to the hoe. Poor girl."

"D-does he like m-me?"

"Yes! He posts it on his live journal. He always says allot about you."

"Really?" Rin blushed an even dark shade of red. "Hey Souten, do you like Shippou?"

"Of course I do! He is such a handsome, strong Kitsune Youkai." Souten replied bluntly, sighing in the end."

They flowed down the river quietly for a bit. Abruptly, they heard a loud squeal.

"KAEDE! BABY SISTER! HOW ARE YOU?"

Kaede rolled in her inner tube, and moaned with despair. There was Kikyo, in the sleaziest two-piece in existence. Kikyo found out where Kaede was hiding for the day.

"COME AND SEE ME!" Kikyo smiled, until she saw Kagome, she frowned in disappointment.

"Little sister, I know you can find better friends. Especially better boyfriends. That Kohaku character is weird."

"You bitch! That's my brother!" Sango yelled turning red from frustration and anger.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I should have seen the resemblance." Kikyo croaked, "and Higurashi! Stay away from Inuyasha! He's my puppy boy!"

"What? I can hang out with whom I want! Inuyasha and I are friends!"

"So? I don't want you around my precious." Kikyo said, following the current of the river.

Big mistake.

Kagome got out of inner tube and swam to shore.

"Move outta my way hoe. Looking at you up close, I have no idea why people think I look any thing like you."

"You're the HOE!" Kagome insisted.

Before Kikyo could even budge, Kagome had slapped Kikyo Sango-style. Then she pushed her into the water behind her. Kikyo just looked up at Kagome in disbelief what she had done.

"I'LL GET YOU WHORE! INUYASHA WILL BE MY MAN!"

"Who cares? It's not like I own him. JA NE!" Kagome waved Kikyo away. Kagome looked behind her to find the girls behind her smirking.

"Oh so fun."

"I wish I could beat my sister up."

"Soon Kaede, soon."

"THERE THEY ARE!"

"CATCH THEM!"

The girls turned their head to see 5 very up-set boys.

"oops." They all said and ran in different directions.

Each boy chased after his 'girl'. Kaede and Souten ran together in to the lazy river, but were surprisingly out swum. Rin was caught in an instance, not wanting truly to run away from the man whom she loved. When he caught her, all she did was smile.

Sango and Kagome split up instantly when they were seen. Miroku dashed after Sango, she was running fast. Just not fast enough.

"KUSO!" Miroku watched as she slipped, but caught her.

"Are you alright?"

"I'm fine." Sango struggled from his grasp to stand, but cussed to the pain in her right ankle. "Oww!"

"I think you sprained something."

"Yeah, but I'll be fine."

"No, you need to see the clinic area."

"No! I'm fine!"

"Nope." Miroku replied. Before Sango could protest, he had swept her off her feet bridal style. She just stared at him, shocked in his actions. "I am gonna guess Kagome put you up to the 'girls ditch guys' scheme."

"Yerp."

Kagome was the only free still. She stopped to breathe. She looked around, not seeing signs of any one. It had been about 7 minutes since she was being chased.

"All alone."

Kagome casually started to walk, and looked at the giant pool. She looked over the edge, and read '5'6"' in the tile.

"FOUND YOU!" Inuyasha yelled, coming at her.

"KYAAA!"

Inuyasha jumped at her and wrapped his arms around her waist. The momentum of his running caused them to both land in the pool.

"Inuyasha! What was that for?"

"You're hard to catch. Everyone was finished before me."

"Oh really? Miroku can catch me in a minute flat."

"Really, I'm surprised it took him so long to catch Sango then."

"Ha."

"Why were you so flustered when I ran off?"

"I dunno, I guess I hate looking for people."

"Well, you could have sent Miroku to catch me you know."

"He was chasing Sango, remember?"

"Oh right." Kagome sighed, and rested her head on Inuyasha's shoulder. He was holding her up in the water.

"I can hear your heart beating." Inuyasha said, dazed by situation.

"Yes, and I can hear yours." Kagome sheepishly added, tracing circles on his chest.

"Can you rub my ears?"

"Sure."

He propped her up better against his body so could access the top of his head. Kagome face turned a bright shade of red then he did so.

"Are you alright? You look really red."

"I'm f-fine." Kagome stuttered, "His hands are groping my ass! No wait…he just holding me up. Nothing more."

"Okay, that's a good." Inuyasha drooled a little, but she could notice do to the water around. "So we are friends again?"

"Yeah." She replied, remembering how she ignored him for the week. She looked over at Inuyasha face, and saw complete shock.

"Not twice." Is all he said.

Kagome turned her face to see what Inuyasha was looking at beyond her shoulder. She was just as shocked, she couldn't speak at all.

Once again, Nabeki was there.

This time she had with a camera, unfortunately.

"Crap."

"So, Inuyasha loves Kagome Higurashi? Interesting, very interesting."

"No Nabeki, I…ah…it's like this—"

"Yasha, you made me happy. This time you're not taking the tape."

"What's going on?"

"Nabeki! It's not like that! AND THE HELL YOUR GONNA KEEP THIS TAPE!"

Inuyasha dropped Kagome by the edge of pool. He jumped out, and ran faster than Nabeki and seized the camera.

"Nabeki, why in the hell are you even here?"

"I come here in pursuit of any thing. Every one goes on dates here."

"Well, I'm not on a date. I am here with Kagome and a whole load of other people."

"Obviously you were set-up. Every one knows this place is for couples and families."

"What?"

"Gimme my camera."

"Nope. I'm keeping."

"SANGO THAT BITCH! I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN!"

Inuyasha looked behind him to see a very up-set Kagome.

"What's wrong? What did Sango do?"

"I'M GONNA KILL HER!"

They watched as Kagome walked off in hot pursuit of the Sango.

"Wait! Kagome!" Inuyasha let go of the gossip girl, and chased after her.

"Hmmm, interesting. Inuyasha loves Kagome. Kagome loves him. Neither one has told each other. I really do have to keep a close eye on them…Crap, he's got my camera."

"I can't believe I got away with setting Inuyasha and Kagome up so easily. And I have to be with Miroku, that's only a small price for setting up people. Although, it's not that bad really being with Miroku while I play cupid. He hasn't pulled any thing perverted while he walked me to the clinic…"

"What are thinking about?"

"How easy it was to set-up Inuyasha and Kagome."

"Oh really?"

Miroku burst out laughing. He did not make the last comment. Sango behind her to find an uber pissed miko.

"Oh, h-hi K-Kags."

"Hi Sango dear. So my accusations were right?" Kagome said sweetly. She pushed Sango in another direction. "We'll be back in a moment Miro-kun."

"Uh-huh." He nodded.

"Sango, you were setting Inuyasha and I up?"

"Yes."

"You want to know who found us?"

"Sure."

"Nabeki."

"Oh, gomen. Who knew she came here?"

"Sango, does she have that tape of me and Inuyasha?"

"Nope, Miro and I have decided to black-mail you guys instead, although no request right now."

"Okay…" Kagome thought, "I have to get that tape…"

"Kagome! Why did you run off?" Inuyasha called.

"I had to settle something." She gave Sango a death glare, and then smiled at Inuyasha.

"Holy crap! It's 6:30! We should head home!" Sango said, trying to change the subject.

"We should watch the crap on Nabeki's tape. It's full."

"Oh really?"

"What are we talking about?" Sesshoumaru and Rin walked behind them.

"A tape we stole off Nabeki."

"Oh. Cool! We can black-mail people if there is any thing good!" Rin chirped, she remembered when she first met Sesshoumaru. There were rumors from the former Gossip queen, Mitsune Konno or Kitsune.

"Very well." Sesshoumaru sighed, not seeing the pleasures of watching the video.

"My house this time. I insist." Kagome pleaded. She was bored of the guys' house.

"Fine. This is gonna be good. She only tapes the best."

"We have to find the others."

The spread out, and decided to meet at the tables after finding the others. It only took 10 minutes or so. After 10 minutes of fighting of who would ride with whom, it ended like this.

In the first car, Miroku would drive Sango, Kohaku, and Inuyasha. In the second car Kagome had Shippou, Kaede, and Souten. Rin and Sesshoumaru rode by themselves.

"Let's go."

They all loaded up in the three cars and went to there own houses first to change clothes. After about an hour, every one arrived at the house. Only in a few hours would it take to embarrass 6 of them…

A/N: NYAH HA HA! PREPARE FOR EMBARRASSMENT! This is gonna a funny chappi, (I hope). I don't think I very funny at times.