Okay, I just almost stopped breathing thinking of an idea for this chappi. There will some hilarious and embarrassing moments.

Chapter 10- home made video

Miroku grinned mischievously while they hooked it up to the computer. He believed that something very interesting would be on the tape. He had looked at it earlier, and was the only one who realized that it was a handy me down. It said on the bottom 'The Kitsune's'. He remembered from Sesshoumaru mentioning that the last Gossip queen was Kitsune.

"It's hooked up. Any one want to leave?" Kagome asked, looking at the 5 people surrounding her. They had left the younger ones at home, thinking there might be inappropriate things.

"I'm staying."

"I hope there's something juicy."

"Me too."

Kagome hooked the cord to the TV and started it. The beginning started out with random every day scenes. They heard Nabeki talking a lot, but other than that, nothing happened yet.

"Hmm…it's Tuesday the 16th, I just found out Inuyasha loves someone in his class two hours ago. I must find out who it is. Today is dance practice, let's see who is there." The TV Nabeki said, walking to the auditorium.

She sat in the back as far as they could tell. There were some people on the stage stretching. She started laughing on the camera and moved closer.

Sesshoumaru started to fidget on the couch.

"Oh my, Jakotsu and Hojo, let's see who else is there. Misa-san and Shiina-san, no surprise." Nabeki scanned her camera across the stage and went back a certain point. "Is that Sesshoumaru?" she squealed from the TV.

"Oh my kami." All that was said. Sesshoumaru buried his face in a pillow, while Miroku and Inuyasha laughed. Sesshoumaru was on stage, stretching in tight pants and a loose shirt.

"Oh looks like they are going to do their routine!" Nabeki squealed again.

Every one almost stopped breathing from laughter. They watched as a mini Sesshoumaru dancing with Hojo and Jakotsu to the opening song from 'Rocky Horror Picture Show'.

" 'I'm a sweet Transvestite, from, Transsexual Transylvania'!" The TV mimic off the stereo system. A/N: If you want to hear the song, it's on my website.

"Oh me, oh my. Fluffy I didn't know you could ever move like that." Rin giggled.

"We should take him clubbing!" Kagome joked.

Sesshoumaru grumbled, taking the remote, and fast forwarding it. He paused it, wonder where it was now.

"It's Thursday the 18th, I am behind the school court yard following Kikyo and Yura. Like Kagome said before. Kikyo might be les."

"What? Really?" Kagome mocked.

The TV was screen scared every one.

"KIKYO, OH YES! RIGHT THERE!"

"YURA, yes, yes, YES!"

Sesshoumaru immediately started to fast-forward the video, and paused when he thought it was safe. The scene was now in the girls' bathroom.

"Oh crap." Sango and Kagome both murmured; Rin started to giggle.

"Sango! Does yours fit?" a TV Kagome asked.

"Yeah. Rin? Where in the seven hells did you find these!"

"I was cleaning out the theater room!"

"Oh really, I wanna check that out then."

"Every one ready?" Rin asked.

"Yeah. 1…2…3…Now!"

All three girls had walked out of their stalls wearing corsets that laced in the front, with a very tiny lace skirt. The girls on the screen giggled. Kagome's was red, Rin's was white, and Sango's was plum purple.

The three boys on the couch stared.

"Kagome, yours is so cute!"

"I like the white one, it's making you more innocent than you really are Rin." Kagome joked on the screen.

"Ha, ha…very funny."

"Rin honey, do you still have those?" Sesshoumaru asked.

"No, I gave them to Kagome."

"Rin!" Kagome whined.

"Get it on. I have to see this."

"Watch the damn screen then!"

"No, real life." Sesshoumaru urged. "I'll do that thing for you."

"Really now? Kagome, where are they?"

"Follow me." Kagome led Rin up the stairs, while Sango followed.

"PUT YOURS ON TOO SANGO!" Miroku asked.

"Hell no."

"I will give you 2,000 yen if you do."

"No."

"3,000?"

"Nope."

"Come on! 4,000!"

"Fine."

"Yes." Miroku said to himself.

"Kagome, will do it too?" Sango begged her friend, "PLEASE?"

"Umm…I guess. I won't let you suffer alone."

"Arigato!" Sango cheered, hugging her friend tightly.

The girl took like 10 minutes up stairs trying to get them on again. They finally came down where the boys anxiously waited.

"Look." They ordered.

The boys full attention. It looked so much better in real life.

"I love that so much Rin."

"I knew you would."

Miroku walked around Sango's body, inspecting every detail her body. Groped her butt in the process.

"Chikan!" Sango slapped him.

"So worth it."

Inuyasha was staring blankly at Kagome.

"Inuyasha, you're drooling."

"I know." He said robotically. His her ears her twitching frantically.

"Would you like me to rub your ears?"

"Uh-huh." He nodded.

She reached up, and gently started to caress his ears. His cheeks started to burn red. "She looks really sexy…I want to hold her…" Inuyasha went with his instincts and wrapped his arms around her waist. He looked into her eyes intently.

"How long will it take for them to go out?" Rin slightly whined.

"No clue. By the way they are acting, it shouldn't be long."

Sango and Miroku were sitting on the couch watching the TV again; Sango was resting her head on Miroku shoulder.

"I can't believe she stocked us."

"I can't believe she taped us."

"I can't believe I let you do that to me!"

"What in god's name are you watching?"

Miroku quickly fast-forward it.

"Nothing."

"Obviously, it's something." Sesshoumaru took the remote from Miroku's hands. And re-winded it.

"It's you guys making out at the park!"

"Yeah." Sango sighed.

"When did this happen?"

"On our date."

"Oh."

Sesshoumaru looked over at Inuyasha and Kagome. They were embracing each other, just looking at each other.

"Kami! Get a room!"

Miroku got up from his seat, and shoved them in to the closest room. They were shocked to be pushed into the next room. Miroku locked the door as soon as it was closed.

"MIROKU! LET US OUT!" Kagome shouted, banging on the door.

She started pacing, and cussing, and threatening Miroku through the door. Inuyasha started to laugh at her.

"What's so funny?"

"I can't take you seriously mad at him wearing that."

Kagome huffed, and sat down on the couch. They had gotten thrown in to the reading room. He sat next to her looking at the room. Books covered shelves everywhere, and notes and paper were on the two desks. He picked up a random paper.

"Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilliacovolcanoniosis." She said in one breath, reading over his shoulder. "It's a disease caused by the ashes and soot from volcanoes entering your lungs."

"That's a really big word."

"Yeah. I think it is one of the longest words in the world. 45 letters."

"Wow."

"Yeah, I know how to spell it too."

"Oh yeah Miss smarty-panties?"

"Yeah?"

"Do you know what time of the month I am human?"

"No, what time?" Kagome asked, quizzled by the remark.

"I'm not telling."

"Okay, what ever."

"Is that thing tight on you?"

"Yeah…"

"Well, if you want, you can wear my over shirt and take that thing off." He said, slipping it off, "It's too hot any way.

"I'm fine for now. Thanks any way."

"'Kay."

There was an awkward silence in the air neither one could break. They just continued to fidget in their places, looking at their surroundings, like the person next to them?

"Could this be any weirder? He won't stop staring at me! I feel like I should be doing something, but I don't know what!" Kagome moved even more, distracting him from the other thing around him.

"Something wrong?"

"Yeah, Miroku!" She grumbled.

"Don't we all know it?"

Inuyasha looked over, and hovered around Kagome's face.

"Yes?" Kagome asked, annoyed by the sudden closeness.

"Why don't you wear make-up?"

"I dunno, I guess I just don't care for it."

"Well, you look very pretty with-out it. Just so you know. Most girl look scary with-out it on."

"A-Arigato…"

He was still looking very closely at her feature, as if he were trying to memorize her. What kept catching his eye was her chest. It looked especially big do to the corset.

He licked her neck. Only once.

"Inuyasha?" Kagome muttered, almost in a whisper.

"Yes?" Inuyasha whispered back, face-to-face with her.

She leaned up to him and kissed him softly on the lips. Inuyasha whimpered slightly from the separation, but leaned down to capture yet another kiss. He kissed down her jaw line to shoulder, and licked back up.

"In…u…ya…sha…" She said in between moans. Wrapped his arms around her, and pulled her in to his lap. She felt completely limp sitting there in his arms. She skimmed her lips over his neck.

He released his grasp around her, and took his shirt off. Their lips met again, more passionately than before.

Other room.

They all watched as Miroku removed a painting off the wall.

"What are you doing?"

"Checking on our couple in the other room." He pressed his eyes against holes made in the wall.

"What are they doing?" Rin asked, not at shocked that Miroku had eyeholes in every room.

"Oh my kami! They are getting dirty on the reading couch! That bitch!"

"What!"

Sango pushed him aside, and looked through holes to see the miko on top of the shirtless hanyou making out.

"He's right!"

Library room…

They broke apart and looked at each other. Kagome laid her head on his chest and just listened to the fast beating of his heart. Inuyasha twirled a lock of her around finger, sighing deeply.

He grabbed the blanket at the top the couch and pulled it over them. He breathed in the air around him; it all smelled like Kagome. He kept thinking it had to be the most intoxicating and wonderful smell ever.

"This feels nice." Kagome whispered.

"It is nice, isn't it?" He gently stroked her back.

"Can I get up? I would like to take the corset off."

"Yes you can."

Kagome removed her self from the warmth of his arms, and walked to the corner and started to untie the corset. She fumbled around with the strings, trying to loosen the lacing of it.

"Do you need some help?" He asked, sounding a little impatient. He undid the clasps in the back that she had forgot about.

"Hai."

He slid the corset off her body. She felt him trace the sides of her figure from the back. Her whole body relaxed at the sensation he left when his finger glided over her skin.

"We can't do it Inuyasha."

"Alright."

He abruptly picked her up off the ground.

"What do you think your doing!"

"All wish is to hold you, and sleep with you. But no sex since that is what you wish."

"Can I wear something other than just a pair of under wear?"

"Nope. That's my wish. Since I respect yours, you have to respect mine."

"Fine…"

They lay on the couch just like before. Inuyasha was content listening to her breath, listening to her heartbeat, and stroking her back. She playfully kissed him in any place she could and giggled.

"You know how much crap they are going to say if they were to this?"

"Allot."

"Yerp."

Living room!

"I can't believe Inuyasha is paranoid of boobs!"

"It's only shocking because he has a shirtless Kagome on him."

"Oh look! Inuyasha is on the screen again!"

The four surrounded the screen and watched intently as Inuyasha was singing 'Speena' music. Ever one burst out laughing watching Inuyasha move is body to the beat of the song.

They watched as suddenly the screen went fuzzy, and a much older scene popped up.

"It's Kitsune here! Record'n the rumors! Sesshoumaru just like totally dumped Kagura! He always makes history on this damn campus! Fluffy dumped her for a human! You heard me! A HUMAN! Rin Gakuto is one lucky bitch!"

"So Rin, what are you going to do? Are you going to take him up on the offer?"

"I don't know. Fluff is a sour-ass. He won't loosen up, and he never smiles! And when he does smile, it's a stupid smirk!" Rin sunk in to the couch. She thought Sesshoumaru would never here these things.

"Whoa! You might reject him?"

"Yeah."

The whole TV turned to fuzz, and then went black screen.

"A sour-ass?"

"Ah, well…"

"You? Reject him? Couldn't happen."

"Well! It could have!"

Sesshoumaru's face showed no sign of emotion, but he stared at Rin.

"Stop staring at me like that! It's weird! You're doing it on purpose!"

"Oh Rin…you silly little ningen…"

"Shut-up!" Rin screamed, throwing a pillow at him.

Sesshoumaru deflected the pillow, and took a hold of Rin's waist.

"A sour-ass?"

A/N: Nyah! What will Sessh do? Dun, dun, dun…Inuyasha and Kagome? What are they pulling?