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Authors Note: This isn't much of a chapter but I hope you'll enjoy it anyways. I was supposed to take my permit test today but nooooo! It has to freaking SNOW! (Everyone was happy to be out of school but I was pissed off...XD I'm that big of a nerd.) So I've been in my room watching Tokyo Mew Mew (more inner nerd). Oh yeah! My myspace is up. Check it out?

Yes, I believe in Santa
Chapter Three: Riku

Oh my, oh my how I do love Cordon Bleu.

Rather random, I know. But think about it. I go to school and learn (or in my case, read a book behind the tall athletic kid). Then after getting attacked by random sugar high girls I have to sit on a train for three hours talking to 'Let's-put-on-a-happy-face' Cid. After that I get tortured by Mr. Jack Ass-kun himself. It's a busy day for a bitchy girl such as myself.

So after a day of miserable taunting and teasing I have a happy little reunion with my fellow elves. But nothing big yet since half of the elves haven't arrived. No matter what, having a warm meal like that was just what I needed.

"Oh gosh," I smiled as I slumped down by the wall. I sat there gazing at my stomach. "I do believe I might be getting fat!"

"Kairi-san," a light hearted chuckle came from behind. I turned around and saw two blazing aqua eyes looking through me. Or so it felt. God please don't blush now. "I think it's impossible for you to get fat. You have one of the best figures of all the girl elves."

Riku. Head of the elves. Secret occupation, sex god. I'm not even joking. I do not know anyone alive who looks that good with silver hair. "Thanks," I smiled as little as I could. Can't let out that many hints!

"No problem," he nodded. Riku then jumped over the hand rail of the stairs and landed by my side. And that jump was a fifteen foot drop I might add. Didn't flinch or nothing. Did I mention he's athletic? He gave me his famous white confident smile and sat by my side. "How have you been?"

"Good," I smiled as I looked at my knees. I will admit, I was kind of embarrassed. But Riku always knows how to say something to make my heart doki-doki. Watch. (A/N: Doki-doki in a nutshell is a heart beat.."thump thumb"..get it? I might be using this one often.) "How have you been?" I asked him back.

"Same as always," he said as he ran his fingers through his hair. Then he looked at me and softly said, "You've grown up into a beautiful lady, Kairi."

Oh my I was blushing. Very much so. Why do people blush? Can they not do something less embarrassing? Breaking into a random song and dance would be less embarrassing then blushing! "Hey!" I exclaimed in a giggle. "Your only a year older then me!"

"I know," Riku chuckled as he became interested in a strand of my hair and began wrapping it around his finger. "Can't I give my friend a compliment?"

'No,' is what I thought of saying. 'I mean yes. You can give me a compliment. Give me all the compliments you want. But don't give a girl that type of compliment unless you want her to bear your children.' But what I actually said was "Of course you can."

"That's what I thought," he winked. Oh my, oh my why must he flirt with me like this. He does it with all the other girl elves. Well, some of the girl elves. The girl elves who get off their asses and actually talk to Sex God-sama (I hope that never spills out in a real conversation). Riku then let go of my hair. "See you around Kai-chan. Tomorrow we must work!"

"Hurray! I get to wear green tights while making the same toy train over and over" I exclaimed sarcastically. This brought out one of his rare heart filled laughs. He stood up and rubbed his hand all over my hair.

"Goodnight Kairi," was his parting words. I waited until he left before sighing and frowning. Sex God-kun has left the building. Poor emo Kairi...

I sighed as I stood up and looked around. What time was it? Probably past midnight by now. I stood there wondering what assignment I'd get tomorrow. I'd wrap presents or build toys. I'll even clean! Just please don't give me reindeer duty. Though I'd like to find out the genders of reindeer I don't want Rudolph trying to eat my hair again. It's short enough as it is.

"Baka-chan," chanted a voice from the stair railings. I slowly turned around to see Jack Ass-kun, A.K.A. Santa's Son, A.K.A. Sora peering from above, searching for me. "I got news."

"What is it?" I turned around and asked him. If he says he saved a bunch of money on his car insurance I think I may shoot myself.

He turned around to see me leaning against a wall. "My dad wants you to come to his office tomorrow morning for your assignment."

"I know that," I groaned as I began to cross my arms. "It's what all elves do."

"Yeah," he scratched his forehead. I let my gaze fall upon Sora's head. I wonder what Sora would look like in a Santa hat. Things are going to suck when he becomes Santa. I just have a painful feeling that he's going to boss me around the most. Maybe I'll run off to China. And then the Chinese would accept me as if I were them. No wait...that's wolves or something.

"But come early," Sora added. "Around eight or so. Okay?"

"Okay," I sighed, uncrossing my arms. "But if this is a trick again-" I started to say as I remembered last years trick. One word, Mistletoe. Year before that? Super duper glue that glued my hands together for a week. That wasn't so bad because Riku fed me. And the year before that-

"It's not a trick!" Jack Ass-kun exclaimed. "It's an order from Cloud okay? He told me to tell you."

"We need a P.A. system around here," I mumbled to myself before giving Sora my ultra fake smile. "Alright," I shined my pearly whites. Or nearly whites. "I'll be there." God Kairi...if you acted any sweeter you'd give him diabetes. Wait, that's not a bad thing. Smile more!

Sora raised his eyebrow at me and shrugged. "Alright. Kon ban wa Baka-chan," he smirked before disappearing from my sight. (A/N: "Good Night".)

"I might kill him," I grinded my teeth together. "I just might."

Authors Note: Seriously ..any ideas at all...I will take. I have no clue where this story is going. And guess what! Some of the things in this story are based off of my life. Minus the elf thing..

Kairi: Secretly one of "Santa's elves" who his son, future Santa, gets picked on by Sora a lot.
Sora: Son of Santa Claus, AKA Cloud. Likes to pick on Kairi.
Riku: Head elf and Kairi's love interest.
Tidus: Another elf and Kairi's friend.
Wakka: One of Kairi's classmates at school.
Selphie: One of Kairi's friends/classmates.
Namine: A fellow elf. Likes to draw.
Cloud: Santa Claus, Father of Sora.
Aerith: Mrs. Claus, Mother of Sora.
Leon: School stud and member in the band 'SQUFFIE'. Not a major character.
Yuffie: Leon's friend, Selphie's sister, member in his band. Not a major character.