(A.N. I MISS MY MOMMY! My grandparent's house isn't all that great. I have no time on the computer and I have to kick scream and cry to get any little bit of time I have. And why are people randomly expressing their love to me? I think I might have gone crazy... or blind or something... the eye doctor did say something about me needing glasses. Anyway I'm going to have to kick my brothers' butts a lot if I'm going to get time to write. I would be perfectly fine with this if I could have my normal sleeping schedule... which just happens to be sleeping all day and staying up all night, because believe it or not I do a lot of work when I'm on the computer. All my brothers do is play runescape. I have to update fics, write the original story I'm working on, update my website, review friends stories, and beta stories. Ok I'm going to stop complaining to you now. I really just ramble a lot.
My brother Jacob will be helping me with this story and the review responses… sooooo here are the review responses...
serenitygirl13-
Kelly: I'm your friend? Cool. I'm going to have to throw in some drama to balance things out. I hate to do it but everything can't be perfect and with a lot of good comes a lot of bad.
Jacob (my brother): (can't thing of anything to say)
Dark Mistress Of The Night-
Kelly/pokes back/ I wish I had a spring break! But of course I have to be a home schooled kid and therefore have no spring break. Sad isn't it? I guess if I get to sleep late that takes away breaks... plus where would I go for a break? My home is my school.
Jacob: (still can't think of anything to say)
ice-apparition16-
Kelly: I was extremely hyper when I updated last time... I can't even remember why.
Jacob: That is a LOT of frappaccino's.
punkXgirl-
Kelly: What does "gp" mean? And is it bad that I don't know?
Jacob: What?
Drvnkrazee-
Kelly: Yes it was hilarious. Hehe I can't tell you what's going to happen! You'll have to read. Right now all the info is in my brain and that's not the safest place for it. /laughs madly/
Jacob: I can't even imagine InuYasha singing the song "I feel pretty". That's something my brother would sing.
Sesshy-chansbestpal-
Kelly: Souta is a little too star struck to interrogate Sesshomaru.
Jacob: How much did you actually have?
Angel of Darkness and Death-
Kelly: Thanks... /scratches her head/ there really isn't much to reply to there...
Jacob: Hmmmmm...
SesshyBabie-
Kelly: You can't wait to read more? YAY! And I'm updating as fast as I can without kicking someone's ass.
Jacob: Kelly, you're already kicking James's ass.
Kelly: Well he deserves it/grumbles/
Jacob: Yeah I guess your right. He is pretty annoying... a lot. Hey remember when we wrestled and I kicked his ass?
Kelly: Yes Jacob I remember. We need to reply to the rest of the reviews now though.
Renyun-
Kelly:/Laughs and points at you on the floor then helps you up/ How can I not keep writing?
Jacob: lmao
glamouzmami x3-
Kelly: I think you might have been typing too fast cause you messed some stuff up. Oh well I get the main point. Thanks.
Jacob: Huh?
EternusLemures-
Kelly: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! This is not the finale! I'm trying to make as many chapters as humanly possible. /laughs/ I'll go read the story you mentioned.
Jacob: (can't think of anything to say)
DeAd MiKo-
Kelly: Very long? Hmmm I didn't think that chapter was all that long... YAY! I scared you! Wooooohhhhhoooooooooo!
Jacob: (can't think of anything)
Veithunnie-
Kelly: It's ok.
Jacob: (can't think of anything)
lil mutt face grl-
Kelly: lol thanks.
Jacob: (can't think of anything)
Mefdet Lady of Chaos-
Kelly:Well I'm going to make sure and embarrass her a lot more.
Jacob: lol. I think Kikyo's a bitch too. Hey Kelly you should send her that song!
Kelly: Ummmmm OK!
ShippoCagilli-
Kelly: Well I tried to get this chapter out fast but it doesn't always work that way.
Jacob: Why is everyone talking about being hyper?
Kelly: Because being hyper is FUN! YAY!
punkXgirl-
Kelly:Why are your parents going to sell your computer?
Jacob: Yeah why?
Lost-and-Lonely-Pheonix-
Kelly: Yup he asked the question. And she fell off the bed... lol
Jacob: (can't think of anything)
Disclaimer: Hehe My brother Jacob is going to help me with disclaimers and some of the story from now on... he's kind of an "author in training". He wants to write so I'll help him along.)
/Kagome's POV/
I completely forgot about Kikyo until she runs into the living room with a really ugly hat on screaming "Kagome! I am sooooo going to KILL YOU for this!"
Kikyo runs full force at me and probably would have done some damage if Sesshomaru hadn't said "Leave her alone wench."
I burst out laughing at the look on Kikyo's face. She is completely humiliated not only because she was just called a "wench" but also because a hot guy saw her bald and in a very ugly hat.
I just happen to have a camera Rose gave me
/Flashback/
"Kagome, take this camera and get any good pictures you can of Kikyo while she's at home with you. I know she's going to try and kill you so just get a really good picture of her pissed."
/End flashback/
I pull the camera out of my pocket and snap a quick picture of Kikyo looking very embarrassed. Then I hide behind Sesshomaru. Everyone knows Kikyo is a crazy bitch. So I poke my head out from behind Sesshomaru and get some good pictures of Kikyo looking like a raging bull. Maybe I should make a scrap book... filled with all of Kikyo's "ugly" moments. This is going to be so much fun!
"YOU'RE GOING TO DIE KAGOME!" If I live through this that is...
"KIKYO STOP THREATENING TO KILL YOUR SISTER!" Mom shouts from the other room
"This isn't over." Kikyo says as she walks past me and heads for the stairs
"That is an overused villain saying!" I yell at her as she stomps up the stairs
Kikyo actually flips me off as she walks up the stairs! And I get that picture too! This is going to be one good picture book.
"Kagome, are you the one who did that to Kikyo?" Souta asks
I look around to make sure mom or grandpa didn't decide to come into the room and then I say "Yeah, but don't tell anyone."
Souta grins and says "COOL!"
/Kagome's POV 30 minutes later/
Sesshomaru had to leave a while ago. So I went back to my room so Kikyo can't kill me. I have all the locks locked, and the chair against the door again. 'Hmmmm... I should go visit Sango.' I think and walk over to the window. I don't want Kikyo to know I left.
I open up the window and climb out into the tree. As I'm climbing down the tree the branch I'm standing on breaks. And I fall towards the ground arms flailing around and I just manage to grab another branch before I hit the ground. But that branch breaks too and I fall on my butt.
I get back up with as much poise as I can muster. (which isn't a lot) And stumble as I take a few steps. When I am finally balanced again I walk faster towards Sango's house.
/Kagome's POV Sango's House/
I open the door without knocking because it's a weekend and we always walk into each other's house without knocking. And Sango is on the couch making out with Miroku! I take a picture of their "moment" then I burst out laughing and fall over.
Sango's eyes get really wide and she pushes Miroku off of her. Miroku falls off of the couch looking surprised and confused. Then he notices me and looks as embarrassed as Sango, which is definitely saying something because Sango is crimson.
"I didn't know this is what happens when I'm not here." I say and get up off of the ground.
"It's not what you think Kagome!" Sango says hurriedly
"Actually it's exactly what you think Kagome." Miroku says with a huge perverted grin on his face.
"NO IT ISN'T!" Sango screams and punches Miroku
"Hey! That hurt!" Miroku whimpers
"Stuff it!" Sango grumbles
"Well if it isn't what I think what is it then?" I say
"Ummm... he was just..." Sango says
"Kissing her brains out." Miroku says
Sango kicks Miroku's leg
"You were not!"
"It looked like he was." I say matter of factly
"You stuff it too!" Sango says clearly pissed
"And if you two weren't kissing then why is your lipstick smudged? And why is there YOUR lipstick on his mouth?"
"There is a very good reason for that!" Sango say hurriedly and I raise my eyebrow at her. I'm getting good at that.
"I was eating a sandwich and my lipstick got smudged on that! Then Miroku stole my lipstick and put it on!"
Me and Miroku look at her like she's crazy.
"Well it could happen!"
"Umm no it couldn't." I say
Then Miroku says "I would NEVER where lipstick!"
"You wore your mom's lipstick before!" Sango says
"I was five!"
"You still did."
"Guess what?" I say ignoring their argument
"What?" Sango says boredly
"I got pictures of Kikyo bald in an ugly hat flipping me off!" I say and laugh
"You what!" Sango says and looks at me funny
"Well Rose gave me her camera so I could get some pictures of Kikyo bald. And I got some funny ones. I've decided to make a "Kikyo's Ugly Moments" scrapbook."
"You're crazy." Miroku states
"I think it's a good idea! We can show all the pictures to the rest of the school!" I say defensively
"Ok. That's a good idea I guess. Is that all you came here for Kagome?" Sango asks
"You just want me to leave so you can get back to kissing your BOYFRIEND." I say and stick my tongue out at her
Sango blushes proving me right
"Ok I'll go but remember we're only in high school. You can't have a baby yet!" I say and run out the door. Sango yells some things I can't repeat at me as I run and I can here Miroku say "All she said is you can't have a baby that doesn't mean we can't practice." Then I hear a SMACK!
(A.N. Sorry that wasn't a long chapter. But I had to write this really quick. I'm going home tomorrow and I don't have time to do anything.)