Chapter 1

Cady lay in the grass wondering possibly where the Plastics were gonna take her today. She stared at the sky, before she knew it she was dozing off on the luscious vegetation.

Wake Up,bitch shouted Regina George, stepping on Cady's lower stomach with the heels of her stiletto's.

Ahhh, what the hell...oh it's you Regina said Cady lightening up the tone of voice. I didn't pay attention to the time.

Of course you didn't alleged Regina walking over to her car motioning for Cady to follow. She hopped in and noticed that Cady hadn't gotten in yet. Well….what the hellare you waiting for…you getting in or not.

But Regina I thought you said you hadn't passed your driving test yet!

Who the hell are you? My mother or my possie?

Gretchen and Karen in the backseat giggled at this remark. Then stopped realizing that the attack was pointed at them in a sense.

Just get in the damn car demanded Gretchen getting impatient, it was that time of the month, the time when her father started docking down her daily cash intake. Money was the basis of Gretchen's life, asit were forthe other plastics. Any money problems equalled problems anytime else.

Cady slowly walked to the car being cautious not to trip up on every step. She got in and noticed the fine leather seats, and the pink diamond encrusted 'Regina G.' in each of the head rests. It was hot on this day, and so Regina had the roof down. Cady noticed how the sun really accented Regina's naturally (or at least she thought) blondehair.

She had always wanted to be like Regina George ever since she first layed eyes on her. Her blonde hair waving in the wind. Her slim legs. She was jealous. But now was the day. Where Cady was becoming an official plastic. Makeover and all.

This was not a smooth ride for Cady. On the first bump she banged her head on the dashboard of Regina's car. Her nose started to bleed. Regina had pushed Cady out of the passengers side of the car with her foot. Making careful not to get any blood on herself or her car. Cady fell out of the side of the car like abowling ball being thrown out of a window. Luckily nothing cracked.

After that whole thing had cleared up some teenage boys, maybe a little older than girls came next to the girls and honked for them to flash them. Regina being the leader went first. Karen second. Gretchen and then Cady. Cady fudged badly though. Not realizing that her shirt and undershirt and 2nd and 3rd undershirt were tucked into her pants, she tryed pulling out all shirts at once and ended up popping of the button on her pants. They fell, revealing her too small Po(teletubby) undies. Regina gave her a sweatshirt out of the trunkto tie to her pants to keep from falling untill they got to the salon.

They finally reached the salon. Cady had never seen a salon so big. The outside was average height, located inside of a plaza. There was a big sign, the name of the salon, Rien mais le Mieux, is what it said.

Regina, Regina que je suis si content pour vous voir encore. Que cet a-t-il été, les semaines? exclaimed the man from behind the counter, obviously glad to be seeing Regina.

Oh oui Hans, hou là j'ai été commencé à sentir le retrait de Hans. Bien ceci l'est, Cady replied Regina, Cady seeming to be the only shocked at how good Regina's french was.

Donc ceci est votre ami pathétique que je suis compté faire aujourd'hui brillant ? Eek, elle est un désordre, mais je verrai que je peux faire pour vous Regina, seulement parce que vous et ma mère est mes clients préférés. Mais je ne suis pas d'ouvrier de miracle. Oh qui suis je plaisantant avec, oui je suis. said Hans (salon owner) with a chuckle. Joined in by Regina. Then everyone else, obviously knowing french.

Cady started to laught too. Trying to make it unoticable that she had no idea what was being said. Which actually made everyone look at her and laugh harder.

Cady just wanted this day to be over.

Hans motioned for Cady to come over and sit down in his chair.

Hi Cady said in her smallest voice with a wave.

Hi, Hi? Hi. Hans said in a whimpering mock voice. Diva's do not say dis hi dat you are, Diva's say, hey, hello, and where da hell is my assistant. Get it? Got it? Good. Eek your hair, it is so frizzy. What da hell do you do tooz it? Eek it is so damn frizzy. But no worries, no worries, when I am done you will be a diva.

Umm okay...

Hans slaps Cady.

Ahhh what was that for?

You said 'ummmm'. Divas do not say 'ummmm'

You had to slap me?

Yes, I had to take zat bad language out of your mouth!

Hans pulled out a brush. He started togo throughCady's hairslowly. He came to various knots, but that did not stop him, he was determined to turn Cady into adiva.

so...like?no like?maybe?possibly? be easy, jk you don't have to. Be honest, needs work? oh yeah...any suggestions on how Cady should turn out? Review, please I can't stress enough how much it would mean.