A different pov on what the cast REALLY thinks of all this fanfiction.
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANY COPYRIGHTED OR PREVIOUSLY OWNED MATERIAL MENTIONE IN THIS OR ANY OTHER CHAPTER OF THIS STORY. I DO NOT OWN AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER.
note: ok it's rated T for a reason!
Chapter 1
So yes I'm soo exited to be here. FINALLY! All of that obsessing has paid off, as I walk into a room contained the cast of avatar. Sitting. Sitting? What they should be attacking eachother!
O.K., never mind.
"This is an open discussion, just say what's on your mind!" i exlaim
Katara stands up, "O.k., first of all, why is it that in everybodie's fanfic i go out, in the middle of the woods, in the middle of the night, in the middle of nowhere, to take a random late night bath? I MEAN HELLo PEOPLE! I have the abaility to bathe when the sun is shining,"
Sokka looks up, "LATE NIGHT BATH! WOOHOOO!"
Rolling my eyes, even though i really am not good at it.
"Hello my names katara," katara began to imitate herself in the fanfics, "And sometimes wake up at two o' clock in the morning to take a bath? WHY? Maybe all the perverts out there think I play with myself..." she was fuming
Aang decided to step in, "ZUKO YOUR A DUMBASS!"
Zuko looks up from his gamebody, "What?"
"I mean in these stories you snatch katara and then take her away and expect me to come find her. Well you prick, did you ever think that maybe I was like resting 50 feet away! I mean seriously, just come and get me while you at it! And then you interigate her and ask her where i am! Well, no fucking duh you know were the hell i am! I was right in those same damn woods!"
Zuko turns to iroh "And why are you always so nice to the prisoners. I mean seriously, uncle,
we could have a phedofile on the ship, but you would offer him tea and pai sho. Then maybe offer him to sleep in my room! IM putting a fucking lock on my door!"
Yes...the drama!
Iroh defends himself, "Well oh so stubborn nephew of mine, i just can't figure out why you still interogate katara about the whereabouts of the avatar when we have been travling for months!
I mean what do you think they have a nice little chat on the phone everyday? She has no idea where he is! And let's just say she does...what is she going to know the exact cooridinates, let alone how to even get there? She doesn't even know where she is!"
zuko randomly yells, "AND IM NOT A RAPIST,"
Silence
"Sure zuko, sure," azula buds in
katara coughs "MOLESTER" cough cough
Zuko puts on sad chibi face (an: sorry but in alot of the good stories, you rape people!)
Haru buds in, "I have no personality." he plainly said "Can you people make me anymore boing and dull in the stories! I can be a dare-devil," he said biting into his plain turkey sandwich with turkey and white bread, nothing else. "How intense was that? I could've died from that turkey."
Sokka feels it's his turn to speak, "People im not an idiot! than overprotective, then idiot again!
Give me some character! Im not obsessed with food attacking! that was just that one time!"
"lastly," aang starts to say, "Katara, no offense but im 12, your probably almost 15, even i know that's just creepy. It's like a 7th grader dating a freshman! Im not this horny little pervert!
trust me! im still a kid. I LIKE...toy cars! and uhh other kid related things. I mean i don't even know what girls have, down there, you know, seriously."
sokka starts to laugh, "Do you even know what you have down there?" all the guys start cracking up at sokka's comment.
"Common guys it's like a friggen sausage fest in here! Let's go be little devils," jet yells,
katara, azula, suki, are getting ready to kill him.
"LUNCK BREAK!" i quicklly call
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