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Authors Note: Sorry for the delay. I've had a lot of test this week. So I had to study for them. I also had drivers ed. That's just a pain in general. Then I had auditions. That takes time away too. So... yeah. I'm updating though! See! Look at the pretty chapter.

Yes, I believe in Santa
Chapter Seven: I shall call you kun!

A man in tight black leather staring down the hot blonde man that helped give birth to my ultimate enemy. Slight yaoi hints. Little kids crying for their mommies. Did this shock me?

It would have if I haven't seen it before.

Yes, this happens every Christmas. And sometimes more. Sephiroth, the man who came to attack Cloud, visits to get his (and I quote) 'Ultimate Revenge' on his brother. Why?

None of us really know. We often talk about it thought. Yes, many boring hours have we rumored the relationship between the two. And after a long discussion one day we've decided that he is either:

A) Insane

B) A homosexual who got rejected by Cloud in high school (which would be strange. But hell, they put it in the manga)

C) An insane homosexual who got rejected by Cloud in high school

or D) A man who got fused together by a black crow and seeks the shiny things we build. Therefore, he attacks us and tries to steal the shiny things.

Yes, Tidus did think of the last one. Not a very bright fellow, now is he?

"Brother," snickered Sephiroth as he glared Cloud down. Wait. He said brother. I forgot they were brothers. Damn. We have to cut out B and C now. Or would we? Evil Kairi! Evil yaoi liking Kairi! "This will be the year I take over the throne of Santa."

Yep. A still works.

"You know very well our father chose me to be the next Santa," Cloud now tried to whisper to his brother. But oh my it wasn't working. Every elf could hear it. And I'm pretty sure Namine was drawing the scene.

Hmmm. Stupid Namine. And her stupid drawing of stupid ness.

"It's because you bribed him!" Sephiroth roared and now took a sword out. Wait. A sword! Holy shit he was going to kill Santa. That means Sora would be Santa. NO SEPHY, NO! He glared at the blonde with fury. "Don't you deny it."

"I was seventeen!" Cloud now roared and didn't care who heard (obviously). He stood up and faced his sibling head on. "What the hell could I bribe him with?"

"SEX!" Sephiroth roared with a total look of seriousness on his face. The color in every person in the rooms face besides the insane man in leather's drained faster then life.

"What in the world are you talking about?" Cloud asked with a tone of disgust in his voice. "Even if I were gay I wouldn't have sex with our father. He was ugly as hell."

Nice Cloud. Why did your father leave the Santa job to you? Well, better then your insane brother I guess.

I think they started a staring contest and didn't tell anyone. I swear, Sephiroth and Cloud were glaring each other down for at least two minutes. And when there is complete silence in the room, thoughs two minutes seem way longer.

"YOU WIN THIS ROUND!" Sephiroth bellowed out at random before placing his sword and dashing out of the dining hall. Then he was gone from our sights. I think most of the younger elves were scarred for life.

Oh my yes we were confused. But most of us went back to eating. Some of the younger people seemed to be deciding whether to eat or sit around confused.

Silly freshmen elves.

"We're going to see him again," laughed Riku as he bit into his chicken. I wish I could be that chicken.

No wait. No I don't. If I were that chicken I'd be dead. And boiled. And skinned probably alive. But at least I'd be inside Riku. Hmm ..that sounded perverted. Heh. Inside. Heh. Boiled.

"Yeah," I laughed back once I noticed I paused to long. I turned my head towards Namine and Tidus. "So what did you guys to today?"

"Let's see," Tidus said with a mouthful of potatoes. Nice. Very lovely. No, seriously. You could swallow that. "I woke up and bothered you. Then I made toys all day."

"Nifty," I pretended to be interested. This is my method for keeping friends. More or less. "How about you Namine?"

I think I must have pushed her button or something. She dug her head out of her notebook and shyly looked up at me. Jesus. We'd known each other for half of our lives and she still can't be friends with me. I bet in her diary, since she barely talks, she writes 'Kairi-chan made toys with me today'. (A/N: Remember. Adding those things to the end is kind of formal-ish..)

"Well," she quietly spoke, now becoming interested in her lap. "I painted dolls. It was really fun since I like drawing. The paint was-"

Uh oh. I did trigger something. She was ready for her over drive. A.K.A, her boring speeches about how lint can change the world. But let's not go into that conversation.

"That's wonderful Namine," I smiled at her and pretended I didn't notice I had interrupted her. "How about you Riku?"

"Well," Riku looked at me while still chewing his food. With his mouth closed. Yes I am looking at you Tidus. He swallowed and said, "I did the same thing as always really. I headed the elves. Only thing that was different was that you weren't there."

Yes. I wasn't there. You noticed me! Now let's make love.

More or less.

"Yeah," I mumbled and smiled gleefully up at the silver hair teen. "I wasn't there. Let's make love."

Dammit. I should learn to control my thoughts. But Riku knows me by now. He knows (or thinks he knows).

He cracked up and slapped me on the back. "Your a hoot Kairi," he wiped a slight tear from under his eye. I don't worry when things like that slip out anymore. He just thinks it's a joke.

Which, is also a bad thing.

It was fun being with all the elves again. I was being myself while eating ham, pumpkin pie, and lots of other junk. I'm going to have to run until my legs collapse to get all of this off.

Dinner went by faster then you could have imagined. I guess I was having such a great time. I had been an entire year since everyone was together. It went by so fast that before I knew it, Riku was walking me to my room.

"Sorry about your day," Riku silently spoke to me as we walked the empty hall. I blinked until I realized where we were. Had time really gone by that fast?

"It's alright," I smiled awkwardly up at him. "Sora is just my natural enemy." I stepped in front of him and attacked him with a hug. Yes. I take every moment I can to touch Riku.

No. Not like that. This isn't that type of fan fiction.

"But you made my day better," I whispered into his chest. "Arigatou Riku-kun." (A/N: "Thank You".)

"Kairi," he hugged me back. Oh my did his hugs feel good. "Don't add kun to my name. It's embarrassing."

I dug my head out of his chest and smirked up at him. Oh my evil I am. "Riku-kun, Riku-kun," I kept repeating while teasing him. "Riku-kun!"

"Your evil," he told me with that famous laugh of his. We broke apart from our hug (darn it!).

"I know," I smirked as I started walking again. He followed me still laughing. Before we both knew it we were at my bedroom door.

"Good Night Kairi-chan," Riku teased me. I stood in front of him and crossed my arms. And I also pouted like a little girl. And of course Riku just laughed and ran his palm on top of my head as if he were trying to create static electricity.

"You know what Riku?" I informed him as I removed his hand (though I did love the feeling) from my head. "Your the one who is mean."

"I know," Riku said. I think he was mocking me. He kissed me on the lips and gave a smile that was only intended for me. "Feel better okay?"

"Alright," I nodded to him as I walked inside my room. "Goodnight."

Authors Note: Pa-cha...yep...ninjas are nifty.

Kairi: Secretly one of "Santa's elves" who his son, future Santa, gets picked on by Sora a lot.
Sora: Son of Santa Claus, AKA Cloud. Likes to pick on Kairi.
Riku: Head elf and Kairi's love interest. Likes to flirt.
Tidus: Another elf and Kairi's friend.
Selphie: One of Kairi's friends/classmates. Very hyperactive.
Wakka: One of Kairi's classmates at school.
Namine: A fellow elf. Likes to draw.
Cloud: Santa Claus, Father of Sora.
Aerith: Mrs. Claus, Mother of Sora.
Sephiroth: Cloud's brother. Hates him for being Santa.
Leon: School stud and member in the band 'SQUFFIE'. Not a major character.
Yuffie: Leon's friend, Selphie's sister, member in his band. Not a major character.