(A/N) Okay, this is my first posted fan fiction, it is a yaoi, rated M, and ya, if you dont know what yaoi is, it is guyXguy love, sex, ya i think you get it, if you flame me i will flame you back...maybe, but be warned. So ya, if you are anti-gay, dont read this, this chapter has no fluff, sex or anything of the sort, but ya...please Read and Reveiw!
College…What the Heck?
Chapter One
Zoro store up at the tall brick building bored beyond belief. Why the hell am I here? I don't need to be…I mean I am a swordsman… he walked in the black, metal double doors, despite his mind screaming at him to turn away.
Inside the building was a counter, behind it a stern looking woman, with high rimmed glasses, cold eyes, and wearing a black suit, sat, signing something.
"Can I help you?" she asked not looking up from the document. "Yes, I am a new student here…and someone told me this is the dorm building…" Zoro looked at the woman, trying no to be rude.
"It is your name?" she looked up briefly, as if to size him up. "You will have to keep those swords in your room at all times, except for festivals, or other special events."
He felt his eye twitch, leave them in my room? Is she fucking crazy? He nodded anyway, trying to keep the hateful glare from her notice.
"I am Roronoa Zoro…" her eyes narrowed, "The famous swordsman? What are you doing at a University? Oh well, let me see…" she began typing quickly on her keyboard, eyes scanning the screen.
"Your roommate will be…one Monkey D. Luffy…I will call him and have him take you up to the room." She picked up a black phone; he hadn't noticed before and dialed a number quickly.
"Yes, Luffy, come down to the front desk, your new roommate is here…yes, it is a he…Yes Luffy…just come down" she put the phone down, rolling her eyes.
Zoro stood watching his feet; his left hand clenched around the hilt of his white sword, in nervous habit, his left around the handle of his single, brown leather suitcase. After what seemed an eternity, the elevator at the far side of the large room's door opened, revealing a young boy, who hardly seemed old enough to be at a college, smiling broadly, wearing a red vest, blue frayed shorts and a straw hat.
"Oi, Rose, this my new roommate? He looks mean…why didn't you put him with Sanji?" Zoro looked at the receptionist, she was smiling, "You know he has a roommate…and I have a feeling they would be at each others throats after five seconds…plus you keep bugging me about getting a roommate…"
Zoro felt his eye twitching again, when the younger college student started pocking at his side. "Stop it kid…" he said trying not to attack him.
"Rose…he is mean…but that's okay…I think I like 'im" Luffy smiled a broad, goofy, almost infectious smile, it made Zoro cringe. If he is too happy…energetic or in anyway annoying…I may just kill this Rose woman…
"Come on er…what's your name?" Zoro looked down at his new roommate and glared. "I am Roronoa Zoro…"
"Oh…okay, come on Zoro-kun, follow me…hope we don't get lost…" Zoro sighed heavily but followed the clearly hyperactive boy to the elevators.
"Wait…did you say lost! If you get lost in a building you live in…your crazy…" Zoro stepped into the elevator, and watched as Luffy pushed the button for the fourth floor. "Don't worry; I know where it is…I think…" Zoro looked at the kid dumbfounded.
"You are an idiot…and I haven't known you for long…" Luffy looked up at him and smiled, putting a hand on top of his hat. "Yup, I hear that everyday…" Luffy laughed, almost falling over when the elevator came to a sudden stop.
"Okay, follow me Zoro-kun…can I just call you Zoro?" Zoro rolled his eyes, but nodded. "YOSH! Come on, the room is over here." He led Zoro down on hall then another, and finally to a door with a name plate on it saying: Monkey D. Luffy.
The black haired kid put a key into the lock and opened the door, onto a small room, with three doors, leading to the bathroom and two closets, as well as two beds, one unmade, the other neatly made, and unused.
"That's your bed…" Luffy said pointing to the neat, made bed. "And that is your closet, the bathroom is there, next door is my brother Portgas D. Ace, and his roommate Sanji, Sanji is the cook for this floor, at the far end of the hall is the cafeteria, uhm, on the other side of us is Nami and her roommates, Vivi and Robin. Down the hall on the other side of Sanji and Ace is Usopp and…Chopper, you can meet them at lunch…which is in…one hour I think…" Luffy shut the door and flopped down onto his bed.
"Thanks for the info…" Zoro said sarcastically, he set his suitcase on the bed and opened it, inside were his clothes, four sets of identical black pants, and four identical white shirts, other than that all he wore was a long black trench coat and his swords, which he took from his side and slid under the bed.
He shut the suitcase again and set it down inside the closet. No reason to take 'em out…I guess. He walked over to the other door in the room, and opened it, it was the bathroom, like he thought, but a lot larger than it looked, there was a large tub, and a separate shower, a toilet at the far end of the room and a sink in the middle.
"Zoro, what classes are you taking?" He turned to look at the younger student, still lying across the bed, but he had taken the hat off, as well as his vest.
"Uh, I think I am taking, intro to…art…and that's all…" he tried his hardest to be nice, he didn't need to be, but something about Luffy made you want to be nice to him…like he needed protection or something.
"Really? Me too, but I am no artist…heh" he threw a sketch book at Zoro, who caught it, looking at Luffy oddly. "Look at it…"the black haired kid smiled and went back to whatever it was he was doing.
Zoro leafed through the book, there were lots of pictures of ships, sporting Jolly Roger flags , and a few people, all dressed like pirates. "Are you sure you're not an artist, kid? These are really good…" Zoro said truthfully throwing the book at its owner.
Luffy looked up happily, "really? I love pirates…what I'm working on now is a ya…er…manga…ya…a manga, its about this pirate crew, who's captain gets lost, and the first mate takes charge to find his lov….captain…" Zoro narrowed his eyes…I have a suspicion that my new roommate is gay… "Sounds interesting…" he said and made his way to his bed, flopping down and going to sleep.
Luffy looked over at his new roommate, what an odd person… he went back to his manga, I almost let it slip that I am gay…I don't want him to know just yet…
Zoro woke up when the light from the room was gone, save a lamp at Luffy's bed side; the young college student was still drawing, from what he could tell. He stood up quietly, and walked to the side of his roommate's bed. Looking down at the page Luffy drew on his eyes widened, Luffy was drawing two men having sex.
"That's good Luffy…" he said making the young artist jump half a foot into the air. "Ah! Zoro…d…did you see…did you see what I was drawing? Oh god… you did…now your gonna hate me…" Zoro raised his eyebrow slightly at the young kid. "Why would I hate you? You were just drawing sex…why should I care?" Zoro was laughing now; Luffy blushed heavily, looking down at the page of the two main characters from his story, having heated sex.
"Because you aren't gay…and this is of gay sex…" Luffy opened the binder he drew on and put the picture inside. He looked up at Zoro, who had an odd expression on his face.
"And how exactly do you know that? I could be gay…or maybe I am bi…but I most definitely not strait…woman scare me…with all their womanly ways…" Zoro's eye twitched, to tell Luffy the truth would make him a laughing stalk, I am a virgin…never had time for things like relation ships…or sex…
To Be Continued…
(A/N note: OKAY! ya, lol, sorry Luffy is so OOC, but I want him to be, and I am trying SOOOOOO hard to keep Zoro, as IC as I can. But ya, please review, and flames, well, they hurt, but can be helpful, (it helps that I am not afraid of fire… ;) this is going to be a One Piece/Full Metal Alchemist/Naruto cross over, three of my favorite series, the pairing are as shown: Zoro/Luffy, Sanji/Ace, Usopp/Kaya, Ed/Mustang, Naruto/ Sasuke, maybe more, but who knows…I still got to figure out every thing, and ya…the chapters will alternate between pairings, next chapter will be Ed/Mustang or Naruto/Sasuke, all mentioned characters are in the art class, and the next chapter will have a scene in there, just think Mustang, Zoro and Sanji all in the same room… twitch I am going to have SOO much fun with that…)