Disclaimer: You know that song? Grandma got ran over by a reindeer? You know WHY she got ran over by a reindeer? They were pissed off that she didn't say she didn't own Kingdom Hearts. Sure, she never wrote a fan fic in her life, but they still knew. They still knew.

Authors Note: NO! XD This is not a Riku and Kairi fan fic. It is a Sora and Kairi fan fic. There, I just gave you a spoiler. Yay spoilers! Oh yes, I'm gonna give a note to some people. Instead of going to my page every now and then to see if I've updated, try to suscribe to my stories. nn; They email you when the story comes out!

Yes, I believe in Santa
Chapter Eight: Do you know what this means?

Of course, it wasn't until I woke up the next morning until I realized Riku had kissed me.

On the lips.

Oh boy was I slow.

And because I had only realized that moment what Riku had done I was kind of in this daze things while getting ready. I'm pretty sure I broke my jewelry box. And knocked over my stuffed animals. And possibly broke a mirror. I'll have to check on that later.

I was walking downstairs to get my assignment for the day. Without any chap stick. In my pajamas. Oh man did I look swell.

That being sarcastic of course.

Day three is it? Yes. Three days and I'm already a mess.

"BAKA-CHAN!" I heard someone say. The next thing I knew I had landed on my face. Someone ruined my precious day dream by tripping me! Knowing only one person could call me that I decided to send my fist flying up in the air. And miss. I was still in a daze after all. But now it was an angry phase.

"What the fuck are you doing?" Yes. I used the F word. That means Kairi is angry. KAIRI SMASH! The next thing I knew I tripped over myself. Again. Great Kairi. Your so graceful.

"Nothing," Sora winked at me. Yes. He winked at me. I gagged. Very much so. "Just seeing how your doing."

"Leave me alone," I started walking away. I didn't even bother looking back at him. After all, I was a few minutes late getting my assignment. "I'm still pissed off at you and I don't want you to ruin my current mood. I had a really good time last night and-"

"Really good time making out with Riku?" Sora followed me. Crap. Right on the mark. Do not let him see your blushing face. Your blushing smiling face. Heh ...I kissed Riku. Life was good. "Holy mother. Don't tell me I was right. I was only joking."

"It's none of your concern," I turned around to yell at him. Damn. Great Kairi. Now he knows he's right. And he's going to make your life hell because of it.

"Oh this is interesting," Sora laughed evilly. He pulled a strand of my hair and made me look at him face to face. Yeah. You could stop that. "I wonder what my dad would think of that."

"There isn't a rule against elves loving each other!" I exclaimed. Damn it. I instantly covered my hand on top of my mouth. No. Kuso Kairi! Now he knows for sure! (A/N: "Shit", "Damn")

"Do you know what pulling a girls hair means?" Sora asked me out of no where. I stopped bickering and starred at him. Was he stoned? Knowing Sora ...he probably was.

"It means you," I told him and stared him straight in the eye. "Are a bastard."

"Do you know what this means?" Sora said as he started to play with my earlobe. You can imagine the 'WTFBBQ' look I was giving him.

"Your stoned?" I smiled innocently at him. I pushed him away from me. Hey, you would too. He was acting really weird. "Now if you excuse me, I'm late for work."

"Your going to work in that?" Sora noted my pajamas. He rolled his eyes. The brunette gave me a look that I glared at. But at least he was acting normal. "Good luck having Riku sleep with you in that."

"It just so happens that guys find pajama's sexy!" I screamed at him. Oh boy I was shaking. I was angry at him like hell. I did NOT want to handle him today.

Sora just stood there and moved his eyes up and down on my body. Then he smirked his evil little smirk. "This guy doesn't. See you around Kairi."

"I don't want to see you around!" I yelled at Jack Ass-kun. Damn Jack Ass-kun and his Jack Ass like ways. He just waved and walked away.

See how Sora's ruin ones life? I was happy. In a day dream I was. Imagining how Riku and my children would turn out. Silver hair? Crimson hair? But no! He has to come in stoned and insults my pajamas.

I like my pajamas god Dammit! They have little cows on them. They go moo. THEY GO MOO DAMMIT!

"Kairi," a voice said from behind. "Calm down. Your practically boiling."

"SHUT IT-" I turned around to smack him. Then I realized him was Riku. Time to put on your pretty face. Riku likes your pretty face. Well, I hope he likes my face. He did kiss it after all. "Oh. Hi Riku." Yes. I am smooth.

"Hey," he smiled at me. "You look," he looked at my pajamas. "Different this morning."

"Yes," I smiled at him. "Sexy aren't they?" What the hell was that? You don't ask someone if your sexy. Not if your not desperate for attention! No wonder Sora calls you Baka-chan.

"Sure," he laughed as he lightly punched me in the shoulder. What am I? A guy? "You always look great Kairi. Your just a natural beauty."

Do not blush. For the sake of all elves do not blush. God, I hope I'm not blushing. That would really suck.

"You better hurry up and get your assignment and uniform." Riku told me with a smile. Oh my that gorgeous smile. No. Do not space out. "Your about fifteen minutes late."

"Kuso," I mumbled under my breath. I took off and ran in the direction of Santa's office. "Thank you Riku-kun!" I laughed.

"Hey!" Riku called after me. I giggled because I called him the name he didn't like. "Don't make me kiss you again."

It was right then I made rules for when a guy mentions he kissed you.

Number one, do not laugh as if it were a joke.

Number two, if you are running you must stop.

Number three, don't blush.

Number four, do not run into the wall right in front of Santa's office and end up getting reindeer duty for the day. Your day will just end up going downhill from there.

Authors Note: Mistletoe. Bananas. Fighting. And a partridge in a pear tree. Yippee!

Kairi: Secretly one of "Santa's elves" who his son, future Santa, gets picked on by Sora a lot.
Sora: Son of Santa Claus, AKA Cloud. Likes to pick on Kairi.
Riku: Head elf and Kairi's love interest. Likes to flirt.
Tidus: Another elf and Kairi's friend.
Selphie: One of Kairi's friends/classmates. Very hyperactive.
Wakka: One of Kairi's classmates at school.
Namine: A fellow elf. Likes to draw.
Cloud: Santa Claus, Father of Sora.
Aerith: Mrs. Claus, Mother of Sora.
Sephiroth: Cloud's brother. Hates him for being Santa.
Leon: School stud and member in the band 'SQUFFIE'. Not a major character.
Yuffie: Leon's friend, Selphie's sister, member in his band. Not a major character.