(A.N. Well... Hmmm... I'VE GOT OVER 300 REVIEWS! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY! YOU ALL RULE! /dances around stupidly/ WHOOOOHOOOO! Now I'm going to reply to the lovely reviewers! Well All the reviewers I can and still have space for the story...
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Chapter 25: Burning Wigs for Fun
/Kagome's POV/
"So you understand the plan right?" I whisper eagerly
"Yup."
"Duh."
"Absolutely."
"Completely."
"Of course."
"Ok good. I know where she keeps her wigs. Just cause a big enough distraction that she doesn't know I went into her room."
"Umm Lady Kagome? Wouldn't it be smarter just to go up to her room and take her wigs? She isn't going to notice... all her friends are over. And they are in the living room." Miroku says logically
'Damn I hate logic.'
"Fine Miroku. If we have to do this the smart way." I say and stick my tongue out at him
We all walk towards the stairs trying to look as casual as possible. Apparently, Kikyo notices us because she says
"Oh look my sister and her little friends. Just ignore them they'll leave soon." Kikyo says in her "I am so much more important than you because I have big boobs" voice.
All her "friends" laugh. Me, Sango, Miroku, InuYasha, Shippo, and Rose all keep walking up the stairs.
When we get to her door, we all just stand there. I notice there is a fuzzy pink sign on her door that says "Princess Kikyo".
"Well someone is self absorbed." I mumble and open her door
It's not even locked! That idiot. When I look around her room I am even more disgusted then when I saw the sign on her door. I feel like I walked into Barbie's dream house! Ewwww! This is so creepy!
Pink bed spread with little pillows that say "Princess" "Angel" and "Kikyo". This is sick! The carpet and the walls are pink too! And to top it all off there is a huge pink TV with a pink leather recliner infront of it. And we can't forget about the massive makeup thing. I can't remember what it's called.
I open her closet door. It just happens to be a walk in closet. And there are the wigs way in the back set up on those creepy manikin head things. We all run up, snatch all of the wigs, and stuff them in our pockets.
I run out of the room with everyone else following me. Then we run down the stairs making all kinds of noise, stop at the bottom, and then walk nonchalantly towards the door. Kikyo and her friends just stare at us. Probably all thinking 'What the hell?"
I smile at them and wave then run outside. I jump into Sango's car and Shippo, Rose, Sango, and Miroku jump in too. We look back to see why InuYasha isn't jumping in too and we turn around just in time to see him run into the tree everyone else was smart enough to avoid.
I roll my eyes while everyone else seems to by dieing of laughing. I hop out of the car and pick InuYasha up.
"You're an idiot InuYasha." I say and drag him into the car.
InuYasha is in the seat upside down but there isn't anything I can do about that...
"What are we going to do with the wigs?" Shippo asks innocently
"Throw them in the river?"
"Cut them up into little pieces?"
"Bury them?"
"Let's just burn them. We can go have a bonfire at my house and eat smores!" Rose says hyperly
"Great idea! I want smores!" Shippo says equally hyper
"Ok. To Rose's house then." Sango says and starts up the car and floors it. I watch Shippo put InuYasha's seat belt on. InuYasha is still upside down in his seat and he looks a little bit dazed.
When we finally get to Rose's house, which is in the middle of the country, we all get out of the car and put all of the wigs in a pile.
Rose runs inside and yells "MOM I'M HOME! ME AND MY FRIENDS ARE GOING TO HAVE A BON FIRE AND BURN WIGS!"
"Rose I'm just in the next room you don't have to yell!" Rose's mom yells back
As soon as Rose is done, she comes back out side and says, "Follow me. We have a fire pit out in the back yard."
When we get to the back yard I notice there is already a huge fire going.
"Looks like my brothers already started a fire. Just throw the wigs in."
"Ok!" Shippo says happily and flings all the wigs into the fire
/Kikyo's POV/
"We're here for you Kikyo. You'll be ok." One of the many girls flocking around me say as I sit here and fume. How could they take my wigs! I'll make their life a living hell!
"If any of you really are my friends then you'll shave your heads too." I say. If I'm going to go to school like this so is everyone else
/Kagome's POV school the next day/
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!" I scream when I see Kikyo and her followers. They all shaved their heads! Awesome! I never thought that would happen!
I grab Sango's arm turn her around to look at them. She has the same reaction that I have and screams. Rose jumps and spins around when Sango screams and she yells
"Who the hell let the tellatubies in here!"
"Tellatubies! Where!" Shippo shouts then looks tremendously humiliated when he realizes there aren't tellatubies anywhere
"I'll protect you Sango!" Miroku shouts as jumps out of a near by hallway.
'I guess he heard Sango scream.'
But instead of looking all many he says something along the lines of "Eargh!" and jumps behind Sango
"I am so glad you've com to save me from the evil tellatubies, Miroku. But I think it would be easier to defend me if you weren't hiding behind me like a coward!" Sango says sarcastically
"My dearest Sango! How could you accuse me of such misdeeds? I came running to save you but when I arrived I realized that you had everything under control and I merely took a step back to let you handle it."
"Sure Miroku. Whatever you say." Sango says and rolls her eyes
I watch Sango walk off with Miroku not far behind coming up with even more excuses. I can tell she is happy to have his attention even if she doesn't like to show it. Takashi comes up a couple seconds later
"What was that all about? Why were people- What happened to them!"
"Umm I think they magically turned into tellatubies." I say to Rose and Takashi but they are already walking away
"Well fine then. Go away without laughing at my joke. Leave me all alone." I mumble angrily
"I would be happy to but then who would I talk to?" Sesshomaru says as he walks up to me
I grin, then turn around and hug him. He seems caught off guard but he hugs me back anyway
"At least you didn't desert me!" I say
"Why would I desert you?"
"You wouldn't but Sango deserted me to go hang out with Miroku. Or more likely to go drag him into a closet. And Rose did the same with Takashi."
"Well maybe we should get a closet of our own if all of your friends seem to find the prospect so interesting." Sesshomaru whispers into my ear
"Well someone missed me over the weekend." I whisper right back and grab his hand and pull him into the nearest closet
/Kikyo's POV/
I watch my sister pull Sesshomaru into a closet. Our mother will find this very interesting. All I have to tell her is that they were all over each other. Then he pulled her into a closet. That will get her in trouble for sure.
(A.N. My brother put up the first chapter of his fanfiction up! You have to read it! His penname is dryer-lint-scares-me. Make sure to review for his story and mine. He needs the confidence. Oh and did I mention that I HAVE 311 REVIEWS!)