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Yes, I believe in Santa
Chapter Nine: Reindeer

Reindeer duty sucks ass.

Major ass.

I can not describe how much I hate Reindeer Duty. You know what? Rudolph has bitten me at least three times. And it's really, really cold outside. I happen to be only in a long thin shirt and tights. I am freaking freezing my ass off. Hmm, maybe I can burn one of the stables for fire. Heh. Flaming Rudolph.

Yes. I am a bitch. I hate these fucking reindeer. Rawr.

At least I had music to listen to. I would probably die otherwise. I was actually listening to Squffie, the band Leon and Yuffie are in. You don't remember them? Leon is the guy Selphie likes. Plus the entire school likes him. I can see why, he is pretty nifty looking. But the only time that guys mouth opens is when he sings. Yuffie is Selphie's sister. Also in the band. No one really likes her. But their music is awesome beyond belief.

I was moving some hay into Comet's stable (whom I might add is the stupidest animal you could ever meet) when I heard foot steps behind me. Who would want to come out to see the reindeer? When I turned around I found out who.

Sora. Yes lovely little Sora. And he was smiling. Stupid Sora. "Baka-chan!" He cried out in happiness. He came over to me and threw his arms around me. I wanted to cry. "Come to my bosoms my darling!"

"You," I pushed him away once more. "Are a freak. Now go away. I have work to do."

"What are you listening to?" He asked as he pulled out one of my headphone pieces. Oh how I hate that. I mean, here I am listening to Squffie and he has to ruin it. My advice? Never tell your bosses son his hair looks weird. He will bother you for the rest of your life. "What's this?"

"It's a band in my school," I told him as I pulled the ear phone away from him and put it back in my ear. "Called Squffie. My friends sister and lover is in it."

"You mean that hyper girl that caught us frenching?" Sora asked. Oh how I wanted to kill him.

"Yes," I cringed my teeth. "Her."

"She was pretty cute," Sora told me like I actually wanted to listen. I turned up my volume on my CD to drown his voice out. Made me happy inside I tell you. I saw Sora's mouth moving but all I heard was a sexy singer's voice. The two obviously didn't match. But to make it look like I was actually paying attention I nodded a few times.

Oh boy was it fun.

I think Sora got the hint after awhile that I wasn't listening because I saw him petting Rudolph. Which brings me to this point. That red nose bitch has no taste. I mean, I'm super, and Sora is a jerk. Rudolph bites me and then he let's Sora pet him.

I hate reindeer.

And Sora. He sucks too.

"Baka-chan," Sora called louder then my music. I realized it was because he was yelling directly into my ear. "Dancer left you a surprise."

"Joy," I grumbled. I went to the other side of the barn and Sora followed like a puppy. Why was he here anyways? He could annoy me any time. Did he have to do it while I worked too?

"Your probably cold," Sora obviously stated. Yes. I am cold. Build me a freaking fire and fuck off.

"Yeah," I nodded and tried to turn up my music louder. Damn. Didn't go that high. Now Sora's voice was drowning out the lovely sound of Leon's singing. I grabbed a shovel and started back.

Sora was still following me.

"Don't you have anything better to do?" I asked him while strutting over towards Dancer's stable.

"Nope," he chirped. I kind of raised my eye brow at that. He probably didn't have anything better to do.

I walked into Dancer's stable and looked around. But strangely all I saw was hay and the reindeer himself. And a fly (but he doesn't count). "Ahh Sora?" I asked him as I turned around. "There is no 'surprise' here."

"Yes there is," he smirked. Oh no. Evil smirk. I see bad things in the future. Very bad things. He held up a piece of mistletoe between us and pinned me to the stable wall. "Pucker up Baka-chan."

Never have I been so scared/revolted/confused/really warm in my life. No way did I want to kiss Sora! Did he like making my life hell? Luckily for me I thought of a brilliant plan. Yes'm. I am wonderful.

"Alright Sora," I sighed and looked into his eyes. I think he was a bit shocked by it. I should tell by the way his pupils dilated. "I'll kiss you. It's just-"

"Just what?" he asked me. Oh it was so hard no to laugh or smile.

"I'm really embarrassed," I pretended to act shy. Then I blinked up at him like an innocent angel. "So can you close your eyes?"

Yes. It worked. He was shocked and confused! YOUR PLAN BACK FIRED JACK ASS-KUN! No way would he-

"Okay," he closed his eyes. Oh kuso. Kuso, kuso, kuso. He was still going to kiss me. Think fast.

I moved Dancer where I was and ran like hell. I was going to pay for ditching work later but no way was I locking lips with Sora. It was a very unpleasant experience. Believe me.

I was running the fastest I could to get to the warehouse. And let me tell you, it's a five minute run at the least. It wasn't like skipping through a field of daisies either. It was cold. It was even colder because of the new blanket of snow Mr. Good-Old-Weather left for us. And even colder because of the thin tights, shirt, and shoes.

I kept seeing familiar things. The tree everyone used to play on when the snow had cleared. The river that we all used to hike through on days off. And I couldn't stop to see any of it because of Jack Ass-kun.

"Don't think you can get away cutie," the devil spoke from behind. Before I had even turned around, Sora got all football player on me and tackled me onto the snow. Him landing on top of course.

Hmmm. THIS seems familiar.

"Who do you think your calling cutie?" I shrieked and tried to struggle. But the more I struggled the closer and tighter he held on.

"Y-O-U," he spelled out and winked at me. I then got it. It hit me like a ton of bricks. He was acting like this because he was hitting on me! He was hitting on me because he is horny. He is horny because he is a male.

It seemed so obvious!

"Sora," I sighed and eased up. I even put my hand on his shoulder (which startled him a bit). "I do realize teenage boys have natural desires. But you do realize I don't like you. Nor do you like me. If you wanted to fuck someone then go to Namine. She's desperate and would-"

"I'm not horny," Sora told me. He was looking deep into my eyes. And I mean really. Oh man why couldn't I teleport like him? Why did all of a sudden I felt very...

Hot?

"Baka-chan," Sora whispered. Oh God. His lips were brushing my neck. His breath felt like it was melting the snow away. This was wrong. Really wrong. "Kiss me."

Of course that was meant as a demand. Because he did it without my answer. Oh boy was it warm. Is it still winter? Because it was really hot. Really, really hot. I hadn't even realized Sora's tongue and mine were doing a little dance. Wait. EW! STOP KAIRI! YOUR FRENCHING SORA!

"No," I slapped him. We both glared at each other for a second. Suddenly everything felt really cold again. Oddly cold in fact. I breathed in and out and saw my breath form before my eyes. Then I looked up at Sora. "Stop."

"I like you better when your crying," Sora bitched at me before teleporting to possibly crying to his mommy. I stared at the spot that he was on. He had it easy in life. He can get out of any situation whenever he wants. I still here and suffer. I get to freeze to death while thinking why the hell I let him do that.

I want to die.

But no! I have reindeer duty.

Stupid Rudolph. Stupid Sora. Stupid partridge in a pear tree.

Authors Note: There is your fucking Sora and Kairi action. You guys know how to bring a good mood down --;;.

Kairi: Secretly one of "Santa's elves" who his son, future Santa, gets picked on by Sora a lot.
Sora: Son of Santa Claus, AKA Cloud. Likes to pick on Kairi.
Riku: Head elf and Kairi's love interest. Likes to flirt.
Tidus: Another elf and Kairi's friend.
Selphie: One of Kairi's friends/classmates. Very hyperactive.
Wakka: One of Kairi's classmates at school.
Namine: A fellow elf. Likes to draw.
Cloud: Santa Claus, Father of Sora.
Aerith: Mrs. Claus, Mother of Sora.
Sephiroth: Cloud's brother. Hates him for being Santa.
Leon: School stud and member in the band 'SQUFFIE'. Not a major character.
Yuffie: Leon's friend, Selphie's sister, member in his band. Not a major character.