Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts. Nor do I own this computer. Or anything like that.

Authors Note: Sorry for the shortness of the last chapter. I was leaving for my sisters and went "Crap! I gotta update!" Cause otherwise I wouldn't be able to update until tomorrow night. But I'm not stupid guys. Don't leave me reviews that go "THAT CHAPTER WAS SHORT!"

….I KNOW! XD Thank you captain obvious.

Yes, I believe in Santa
Chapter 11: Twenty Questions

How everyone can be so fascinated with this game I do not know.

"Guess Poop!" Tidus exclaimed to Sora. "Come on! Guess it!"

How freaking immature. You know that game, Twenty questions? Well, as an early Christmas gift, Santa gave his son the game. Now instead of talking or something we usually do on our nights off, we are seeing if a little piece of blue plastic can guess what we are thinking.

Hurray.

Freaking Hurray.

"Do you hold it when you use it?" Sora read from the toy out loud. Tidus started laughing his ass off.

"Sometimes," Tidus implied. God. I hope he explodes from laughter.

"Kairi-san?" Namine quietly asked me. Awww she's so cute. Calling me Kairi-san. I've officially decided she is my imotou. "Why did we get all dressed up for this?"

"Who knows," I laughed and watched the boys yell and laugh when the game guessed 'poop'.

"What are you guys going to guess next?" Riku asked the group of guys.

"Guess butt!" Tidus cracked up. "Come on! Guess it!"

"I can't take it anymore!" I finally snapped. I took the ball out of Sora's hands and threw it into the fish tank. "It is our day off and I refuse to spend it playing kiddy games!"

"Something on your mind Baka-chan?" Sora questioned me as he crossed his arms. Oh like he has a reason to be mad. I have a reason to be mad god Dammit. I was the one who got kissed by the guy who constantly is mean to her. AND LIKED IT! Ew.

"Yes," I told him bluntly. "Yes I do as a matter of fact."

"Do tell," Sora yawned sarcastically. Oh day I will eat you in your sleep Jack Ass-kun...one day.

"I hate guys," I glared at the brunette with all the glaring power I had. "Who kiss girls without asking."

"Kairi," Sora's voice softened a bit. He looked rather annoyed. "Can we talk about this later?"

"Fine!" I screamed at him. "I'm going to play Mario Kart!"

And so I did. I stormed out of the room. And I ran up three stories to my room and played Mario Kart. Then a few years later Sora died and everyone was happy.

I wish.

"No Sora!" Was what I actually said. "We will talk about this now."

"I wonder if this thing can guess Bitch," Sora slowly smirked at me. I am going to kill him.

Before I could explode once again, Riku had picked me up (yes I said picked me up) and carried me out of the room. I was very much so shocked. You could imagine how fast that shut me up.

"Kai-san," Riku set me down as soon as we were a few doors down from Tidus' room. "I'm sorry for what I did the other day."

"What you did?" I asked him in an utterly confused tone. What did he do that was bad? Riku never did anything bad. Then it hit me. "Oh you mean the-"

"Yeah," he didn't let me finish my sentence. "But you don't have to blow up at Sora. He didn't do anything."

Oh yes he did. Not like I'm going to tell him. Things are already bad as it is.

"If you didn't want it then you could have told me," Riku calmly told me. "I handle rejection pretty well."'

And then he left while my mouth dropped. No! Riku! Come back! Let's have babies!

Oh god I was an idiot.

"Wait Riku," I managed to sputter out. But Riku put a finger on my mouth to hush me down.

"Please," Riku's face filled with pain. "This is hard enough."

I wanted to scream at him. I AM NOT REJECTING YOU! I HAVE SO MUCH FEELINGS FOR YOU THAT IS PAINFUL! LET ME TALK! Talk Kairi! Tell Riku the truth.

"But-" I mumbled. No. Say you love him. Say it! It isn't that hard. Why aren't I talking?

"Let's promise to be friends okay?" Riku smiled at me before walking back into the room. I stared blankly at the spot that he had left.

What had I done? Why can't I speak out? I had just let the love of my life walk out.

I am truly an idiot.

Authors Note: Merry late xmas and all that stuff. I'm sorry I haven't updated. I've been slightly busy. No comments about the shortness of the chapter okay? This is all I can manage right now.

I've ran out of ideas..oh dear.

Kairi: Secretly one of "Santa's elves" who his son, future Santa, gets picked on by Sora a lot.
Sora: Son of Santa Claus, AKA Cloud. Likes to pick on Kairi.
Riku: Head elf and Kairi's love interest. Likes to flirt.
Tidus: Another elf and Kairi's friend.
Selphie: One of Kairi's friends/classmates. Very hyperactive.
Wakka: One of Kairi's classmates at school.
Namine: A fellow elf. Likes to draw.
Cloud: Santa Claus, Father of Sora.
Aerith: Mrs. Claus, Mother of Sora.
Sephiroth: Cloud's brother. Hates him for being Santa.
Leon: School stud and member in the band 'SQUFFIE'. Not a major character.
Yuffie: Leon's friend, Selphie's sister, member in his band. Not a major character.