Hi! Welcome to this what if! Now, you might be wondering, "Wait. Why is this what if its own story?" It's because I thought this what if only works with multiple chapters. Hope you enjoy!
An astronaut is shown starching his head as he wonders how the initials of Total Drama were on a satellite dish.
Chris: We've been to the movies. We've been around the world. And this season, we're going right back where it all began. At Camp Wawanakwa! I'm Chris McLean! And as you can see, things have changed since we've been away.
As he says that, an intern with dark hair and with a green shirt with a hand on it gives Chris a drink. The wooden Wawanakwa sign breaks and falls into the lake.
Chris: And by "changed", I mean gotten really, really dangerous. Call your girlfriend and make sure she fixes that.
The intern does just that and walks away.
Chris: Thanks Trent. But the rules of the game remain the same. A handful of unsuspecting teens will bunk with complete strangers, air their dirty laundry in our outhouse confessional, and compete in life-threatening challenges all over the island and risk being voted off. Last one standing wins ... One! Million! Dollars! Speaking of our cast, here they come now! This season, we've got all new players fighting for the million. Meet Ella!
Ella is then shown humming and skipping as she waves at the camera.
Chris: Dave and Sky.
Said pair are relaxing on lounge chairs.
Sky: Can you believe that we're actually on total drama?
Dave: Well, yeah. The hard thing to believe is how.
A bird flies over his head. It does what you'd expect.
Dave: (Screams) BIRD POOP! BIRD POOP IN MY HAIR!
A girl then tackles him to a wall. Her name is
Chris: Sugar!
Sugar: Stop goin' crazy over poop! If you don't then I'm gonna throw you overboard so hard you won't have enough air to get back!
Another girl walks by. With a neutral face, she tries to explain something to Sugar. Her name is
Chris: Scarlett.
Scarlett: Well, considering his body, and your arm strength, he would most likely reach the surface. Considering how he doesn't have enough weight-
On the opposite side of the boat a tall boy is sitting on a lounge chair with another boy. The one with the biggest muscles is paying attention to Scarlett's rambling. His name is
Chris: Rodney.
Rodney: Woah. That girl has some real brains.
Chris: Shawn!
Shawn: BRAINS?! WHOES BRAINS?! NO ONE'S GETTING MY BRAINS!
The shortest one there walks by Sky. His name is
Chris: Max!
Sky: Want some gum?
Max: Your offer of simple confectionery will not save you from the pure evil of me! But yes, thank you. (Chews quickly) Uh! (coughs) Cinnamon! There is no need for you to be that spicy!
An intern with a blue sweater and blond hair shows up and cleans the bird poop off of Dave.
Dave: Thanks. (chuckles) That guy's a little weird...
As he says this, someone with a clearly fake beard and a clock appears out of nowhere. His name is
Chris: Leonard.
Leonard: Experiamus! I know many spells to ward off evil. Like the invisibility spell I just cast.
Dave: Oh. Good?
Ella: And there's nothing that can't be made sweeter than a song! (vocalizes)
Nearby, a pretty big guy with an afro is shown for some reason sitting on the floor. His name is
Chris: Beardo.
Beardo: (beatboxes) Song!
Also sitting on lounge chairs, a pair of twins are groused out by Beardo. The only difference is that one of them has a mole. Their names are
Chris: Amy and Samey.
Amy: Ugh! Switch seats with me, right now.
Sammy sighs and complies.
Amy: (gasps) Giant!
Turns out that there's a third lounge chair with a girl who is most definitely the tallest TD contestant. Her name is
Chris: Jasmine.
Jasmine: Are you and I gonna have a problem?
Amy: Switch back, now!
On the lower part of a ship, screams like there's a good-looking guy there. He's wearing the same clothes as Chris for some reason. His name is
Chris: Topher!
Topher: Sup Chris! Knowing you, something dangerous is on this boat.
Chris: He knows me so well.
Chris then presses a button which makes the boat explode.
Chris: Yep. It's our roughest, toughest most explosive season ever! Right here on Total. Drama. Revenge of the Island!
[Theme song plays]
The contestants one by one land in the water.
Ella: Help! Something's got me!
Dave: Hang on!
Dave and Sky: I'm coming! Oh!
Dave: Uh, heh, no, you first, please.
Sky: No, please. Go ahead. I insist.
Dave: Well, I mean, if you insist. Heh.
The "thing" that got Ella takes down Dave as well.
Sky: Hold on!
Sky swims down and saves Dave, Ella, and … Max?
Dave: Thanks. I owe you one.
(Confessionals: Dave and Sky)
Dave: Okay, my first confession. So, um, Sky. Nice girl. Okay, super nice. I wonder if she'll go out with a guy like me. She's so awesome, but don't worry. My top priority is Sky. I mean the million!
Sky: Wow. I can't believe I'm actually in the Total Drama confessional. Everyone seems so nice! I hope they all like me. I could use some allies to help me win... Now that I said that out loud it sounds wrong.
(Confessionals: Off)
Jasmine: (pants) Woohoo! That's what I'm talking about! First one on the- gah. How did you- you're not even wet!
This was true. Somehow Shawn was on the beach completely dry.
Shawn: Hm? Oh. Getting from point A to point B without touching the water is nothing compared to the Zombie Apocalypse!
Everyone then arrives on the beach.
Chris: (through loudspeaker) Attention fresh meat! See the trail leading into the forest? Race to the end of the trail and do not disturb the wildlife! That would be bad!
Dave: (sarcasm) Yeah. We wouldn't wanna upset the bunnies.
Chris: (through loudspeaker) The tiniest sound can set them off. Like this! (Blows airhorn)
An unknown roar is heard as everyone runes into the forest. Jasmine is ahead, but Sky jumps out of nowhere as she makes it first.
Jasmine: How? Where did you come from?
Sky: I used the trees.
Chris: Olympian, two steps left, you're on Team A. Yo, Australian giant, move right, you're Team B. Zombie boy, you're Team A. Lover boy! Team B. Princess Wannabe, Team A. Yo, Topher, Team B.
Topher: Ok!
Dave arrives a few seconds later, out of breath.
Chris: Saved by a Girl, Team A. Brainzilla, Team B.
Lenoard: Must be out of mana. How else would my speed up spell won't work?
Dave: Maybe it's because you're not a wizard?
Chris: Wizard wanna be, Team A.
Dave: Oh, come on!
A few seconds later, Max arrives.
Chris: Mr. Evil, Team B.
Max: Thank you for the nickname, Chris.
It takes a while, but Beardo and Sugar arrive.
Chris: Beatboxer and Pageant Queen, you're both on team A.
Beardo makes a Ca-Ching sound effect. A solid 30 seconds later, Sammy with Amy on her back arrives.
Chris: And finally, The-not-so-great-twins, Team B.
(Confessional: Sammy)
Sammy: This is so unfair. I auditioned for Total Drama to get away from Amy.
(Confessional: Off)
Shawn: What the heck was that thing in the forest?
Scarlett: I'm pretty sure that cry does not belong to any known animal species.
Chris: Relax. It'll all make sense eventually. (Chuckle turns into maniacal laughter) (sighs) Now, this season of Total Drama will be a little bit different. For example, in every episode, someone will be eliminated. (All gasp)
Sky: It's never been that hard before.
Chris: I know, I'm good. But since you're all first-timers, I'm gonna cut you a break and hide this bad boy somewhere in the campgrounds. A genuine McLean-brand Chris head. Your free ticket back into the game, even if your teammates vote you off. Whoever finds it will become the most powerful player in Total Drama history! Is the cleft on my chin really that big?
Dave: Yeah. And it looks like a butt.
Chris: Moving on. Time for the team names. Team A, you shall henceforth be known as The Toxic Rats!
Leonard: Killer.
Chris: And Team B, you are hereby dubbed... The Mutant Maggots.
Shawn: Um... what's with all the references to chemical waste? (Animal roars)
Dave: It's the monster!
Turns the "monster" was a squirrel.
Amy: Hey, it's just a stupid squirrel!
Sammy thinks it's adorable, until it blinks horizontally
Ella: (gasps) Oh my gosh! What's wrong with it?
Chris: While we were gone, I rented the island out to a nice family-oriented bio-hazardous waste disposal company. Sweet people. But the waste is having a teensy bit of an impact on the flora and fauna.
Leonard: (chuckles) Cool!
Sammy: Weird. I want one.
The squirrel roars and shoots lightning from its eyes. Sammy narrowly doges it.
Leonard: Force field!
Felling board, the squirrel runes away.
Sugar: Mr. Wizard, I don't understand you so I know that makes you smart.
Chris: (laughing) Most. Danger. Ever! Now, before we start our very first challenge of the season, let's give out some rewards. Sky, because you made it up here before anyone else, your team gets a trampoline!
An intern with a red track suit and a red headband bounces on said trampoline.
Chris: And the Rats get a hacksaw.
The intern is shown holding said hacksaw. Due to not paying attention to wear he's bouncing, he falls off the trampoline. Amy, Sugar, and Max laugh at this.
Chris: What do the items have to do with this bomb?
Dave: Um, he won't really blow us up again, will he?
Chris: Won't I? Find out when we come back.
[After the break]
Two totem poles are shown. Each with the team's emblem on it.
Chris: Those are your team totems. You need to cut 'em down and get 'em into the river and ride 'em back to the campgrounds. First team there gets their pick of the cabins. But hurry, the totems are rigged with bombs that will explode if you don't plant them in front of your cabin in seven minutes or less. Starting now.
{Skipping the whole getting the totem pole. Get used to it cuz that's gonna happen a lot.}
Sky: Woohoo! First place! Go, Team!
Chris: Tick tock.
Dave: Quick! Grab the good cabin!
They then put their team's totem pole down meaning that they win, but the other team's totem pole slides to fast and falls into the good cabin. As the time ticks down, the cabin explodes. Leaving only some wood and some interns covered in smoke.
Chris: Too bad. It had an eight-person hot tub and air conditioning.
Beardo then makes the sad trumpet. The womp womp womp wooooomp one.
Chris: Regardless, as the only team with a cabin still standing, the Toxic Rates win the first challenge! (The Rates cheer)
Ella: So where are we going to sleep?
Chris: No worries. We've got a backup cabin for you. It's every bit as nice as the one you lost.
Mutant Maggots: Aw...
Chris: Team Maggot, I'll see you at the campfire for our first elimination ceremony of the season. (chuckles)
Cut to the elimination ceremony.
Chris: The votes are cast. Those who receive a regular marshmallow can stay. But this season, one player will receive a very special marshmallow. A marshmallow you do not wanna eat. Whoever gets the marshmallow of Toxic Loserdom is out of the contest, which means you can't come back. Ever.
(Confessionals: Dave, Sky, Sugar, and Beardo)
Dave: Can I vote for four people?
Sky: It's pretty obvious who is the most useless.
Sugar: Definitely not the wizard!
Beardo then represents the challenge with one sound effect. A car crash.
(Confessionals: Off)
Chris: The following players are safe. Sky.
Sky: YES!
Chris: Shawn, Dave, Ella, and Sugar. And the marshmallow of Toxic Loserdom goes to...
Leonard looks nervous and starts chanting a spell. Meanwhile Beardo is sweating bullets.
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Chris: Leonard!
Leonard: Me?
Sugar: (Gasp) No!
Leonard: Magic boots and armpit smell, bring forth a time reversal spell! Ah!
Chris: Nothing? So weird.
Leonard: Fireball! Lightning bolt! Aw, nuts. (sighs) I guess it's the Dock of Shame for me then.
Chris: Actually, we came up with something new this season! You'll love it!
Transitions to said new elimination devise.
Chris: Say hello to the Hurl of Shame! Patent pending. Check this out. I'm gonna show you a little magic trick of my own. Watch in amazement, as I make this contestant... disappear!
Lenord then gets hurled away.
Chris: One down, thirteen to go. Who's next in line? Find out next time right here on Total. Drama. Revenge of the Island!
As the camera pans away, its shown that the Wawanakwa sign is fixed, but very poorly.
So, the what if the PI cast was on the ROTI island. I was thinking of doing the other way around where the ROTI cast are at PI, but nah. I didn't want to leave you guys hanging longer then I should.
As you can see, the interns are going to be replaced by the original cast. I didn't want the story to become too boring. Also, let's pretend that seasons 2 and 3 didn't happen. Relationships wise. For example, Gwen and Trent are still together, Duncan and Courtney are together. Stuff like that. I think it's for the best anyway. At least as interns they can get paid. And yes, they do get paid in this what if. And as you can also see, Leonard is the first to go instead of Beardo. What could that mean? Hmm...
Now for Leonard. I was thinking that Beardo would get eliminated, but I don't think Leonard staying is for the best. He was my least favorite PI character after all. Just because he thinks he's a wizard and he doesn't change that fact. Get a life man.
Votes:
Beardo- Voted for Leonard
Dave- Voted for Beardo
Ella- Voted for Leonard
Leonard- Voted for Beardo
Shawn- Voted for Leonard
Sky- Voted for Leonard
Sugar- Voted for Beardo
(4 Leonard) (3 Beardo)